Funny: The Hilarious Life of a Wasted Taoist 2

Chapter 10
I winked at him.

Reddy Gaga didn't respond.

I slapped him in the face again.

he still doesn't respond

Only then did I figure it out, I was covered with a layer of Crayon Shin-chan’s skin, he couldn’t see it, and seeing the gambler was about to reach out to draw cards, I couldn’t care less, turned my head, and whispered to Reddy, “Go ,go."

At this moment, Lady Gaga finally heard it, and looked at me while licking a lollipop, but the gambler also heard it, and stopped when he was about to draw cards.

"He's too close." The gambler pointed to Reddy Gaga and said to Nan Chen, "It probably affected the mood of Mashu. You see, Mashu is chasing him away. Let him go away."

Your driving him away affects my mood even more!
Seeing the gambler take another ace of diamonds from my hand, I almost cried without tears.

The gambler still has three cards in his hand, and the probability of drawing a safe card is 60.00% six.

I held my breath and drew a card. This time my luck was not so bad, it was seven of spades.

I pulled out the seven of hearts in my hand and made a pair and threw it away.

Now I have two cards in my hand, and the gambler has two cards, and it's the gambler's turn to draw.

If the gambler draws the two of diamonds in my hand, then I have a king in my hand, and he has an eight in his hand. When it is my turn to draw, I must draw the eight in his hand and lose the game.

If I want to win, I can only rely on him to draw the king.

I was taken aback for a moment, and suddenly remembered what Mantou and Sanniang had said.

"When I read novels and movies, the best-of-three gamble will never end in the second game! It will definitely end in the third game, which is exciting enough!"

"The gambler thinks highly of himself, and keeps saying that the game is rare. It is very possible that he wants to drag the game to the third game and the second game to deliberately prolong the time of the game."

Never mind novels and movies.I think this is called combining theory with practice.

Gamblers are gamblers by nature, and they won one of the three bets previously set, which means that the outcome of the last bet is not decided, which means that he wants to play with me until the third bet.And just now he set the condition of two wins in three rounds in the first bet, maybe he really wanted to prolong the bet to the third round to experience the excitement of gambling more.

And, if he keeps winning, it doesn't look like the game is fair.

If so, there is a possibility that he deliberately lost to me!

The gambler has already touched my cards, hehe hehe said with a smile: "Horsepower, do you think you are lucky?"

The more I talk, the easier it is to reveal my flaws. I calmly did not answer.

The gambler added: "Hehehe... If you can play until the third game, it will be very interesting."

My heart lit up, if he really thinks so, there will be a game, and if he wins this round, he will discuss it with Sanniang and the others. I don't believe that so many of us can't beat him alone!
The gambler pinched the king and continued, "Just draw this one."

Smoke and smoke!

My heart burns.Smoke it, you will regret it after you smoke it!

"Hehehehe." The gambler said again, "You must think so, right?"

"What?" I froze.

"Even if you know that my chance of winning is close to [-]%, you definitely still want me to draw the king." The gambler said slowly, "Maybe you think that I will play best-of-three games with you just for the decisive third game, maybe You will get away with thinking that you are fully prepared and I can't guess your cards, of course you may also guess that I will deliberately let you play to make this game fairer."

This guy guessed everything right!
"Do you know why the losers in the casino lose everything?" The gambler sneered, "It's because they repay their luck, knowing that the God of Gambling is not standing behind them, and knowing that they will lose, they still hold on to it." Continue to hope with the absurd idea that you might win!"

My heart sank.

The gambler grabbed a card in my hand and drew it out: "Do you think someone like that will win?"

"Of course not." The gambler turned the drawn cards to face me, and smiled sinisterly: "Horsepower, you are such a loser now."

He drew the two of diamonds.

Now I only have a king in my hand, and the gambler has an eight in his hand.When it was my turn to draw, I could only draw the eight in his hand.

Lost!

"How is it possible." The man shouted, "It's not like that on TV, the theory is connected with practice, how can he not play cards according to common sense."

In the future, whoever talks to me about combining theory with practice, I will beat him up!
Nan Chen said: "The outcome has been decided." "According to the agreement, the first gamble will win two out of three games, and I will win this one. Let's stop here today, and we will continue to gamble tomorrow." It returned to his hand, and all the gambling equipment disappeared, "Then, I will collect the bet."

According to our previous agreement, if the gambler wins, the souls of the ghosts and ghosts present can be sucked away according to the number of dice revealed.

"How many times I roll, you will give me how many souls." The gambler played with the dice in his hand and said slowly.

The gambler has shown us before that he can control the dice, rolling a six with ease.

I stared at the dice in his hand.

The gambler threw a dice, and the dice rolled a few times on the ground and stopped.

The number facing up is - four.

"He did it on purpose." Pai Yao said to me, "He could have rolled a six, but he deliberately rolled a four."

"Hehehehehe." The gambler said with a smile, "There are not so many souls in this room, and you don't need so many points. How about it?" He glanced at us gloatingly, "Is it you who dedicate yourself voluntarily, or I randomly draw Choose four souls to take away."

"You can't just pick this one at random." The man said, "Among these people, I am the least useful. If you want to accept it, accept me first!"

I said, "Wait, let's discuss it later."

"Negotiation is to make us uncomfortable, goodbye, Mistoma." The man nodded at me, then walked to the dice, and was sucked in by the dice with a whoosh.

"There are three more," said the gambler. "I'm here!" said the hanged ghost, "I can't help you here, so search me away!" "If you want to go, I will accompany you." Wang Liang held the hanged ghost's tongue affectionately , "I won't leave you alone."

The two walked to the dice hand in hand, the hanged ghost turned to me and said, "Uncle Mary, you must win!"

The two were sucked in by the dice.Wang Liang's body fell beside the dice, and Pai Yao appeared to protect Wang Liang and said, "I will protect his heart, as long as he recovers within five days, he will be fine." In other words, Wang Liang can only die if he cannot recover his soul. .

"1, 2, 3..." The gambler looked at us, "One more."

"Let me go." Yunmei was about to stand up, when Reddy ran towards the dice happily: "It's really fun, you can't play by yourself, quickly take me with you."

With a flash of white light, Reddy Gaga also entered the dice.

I didn't feel anything when I gambled, but now that I suddenly lost four companions, I suddenly realized the cruelty of the game and felt chills in my body.

"Exactly four." The gambler picked up the dice and looked at them carefully. "As I said before, I never win at all bets, and I don't feel the excitement of gambling at all."

"So I have changed the way I have fun now. Do you think that I offer you such generous gambling conditions because of my kindness?" He laughed and stared at me with gloomy eyes, "Of course not , I just give you hope, and then break it. In terms of gambling, no one can be stronger than me. It is very important to drive the weak to a dead end step by step, and then slowly appreciate the despair and sadness of you losers. Pleasant things, hehehehe, you can't experience it, this thing is more pleasant than your imagination."

The tragedy caused by the psychological distortion of indulging in gambling!This gambler is definitely a pervert, pure and simple!
I was so angry that I swung my fist and punched the gambler in the face.The gambler raised his hand and even blocked my fist with a piece of poker.

"Don't waste your energy, there are still two more games." The gambler smiled disdainfully, "Save some energy and think about what to bet tomorrow."

After finishing speaking, the gambler laughed a few times, and walked away. The remaining poker that was blocking my hand slowly fell to the ground.

Four people were missing in one fell swoop, and Yunmei Sanniang and I looked at each other face to face.Yunmei has already started to cry.

The gambler is right, he really doesn’t need to cast points into six to deal with us, the per capita land area of ​​the small second floor is not small, there are only a few people in total, and now Wang Liang, a foreigner, has been taken in, and now the second floor is small. Only me, Sanniang, and Yunmei are left in the building, so next time he won’t say four, and we’ll be done with three.

At that time, he can take away the little ghost, give me the Pixiu who protects my body, and return to the Heavenly Court to continue to live a happy life, and my life is over.

The kid opened the door and looked at us, and said, "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..."

I was about to look up the Morse Code book to find out what he said, when Pai Yao suddenly said: "He said you should stop worrying about his affairs, next time the gambler comes, he will go and tell the gambler that he voluntarily tells the gambler Go, on the condition that the gambler puts the others back."

I said, "How do you know what he said?"

Pixiu said: "I have already memorized those Morse codes."

Yunmei ran over to hug the little ghost and said, "Don't worry, we will definitely save you."

The little ghost screamed again Yiyi.

Pixiu translated: "He said you are all good people, don't sacrifice so many people for him alone."

"It's useless." Sanniang shook her head and said, "That gambler is extremely vicious, and he believes that he must win. Even if you say this condition, he will not quit."

The kid's eyes were red.

I walked over, knelt down and patted his head and said, "Don't worry, I will definitely win."

The little ghost looked at me, ah ah ah ah, do not know what to say.I guessed it must be some words of gratitude to me, and said: "You don't have to thank me too much, my name is Lei Feng."

Pixiu said: "He just said that you approach him with this kind of face, he doesn't know what kind of expression to make."

I immediately tore off the skin of that Crayon Shinchan.

In the evening, Yunmei Sanniang and I got together to discuss tomorrow's strategy.

Yun Mei said: "I should go today. In this way, Reddy Gaga can help you change cards by staying."

I comforted her and said, "Since he can guess our cards, we definitely wouldn't bet on poker."

"Since the cards have not been tampered with, he has not used any spells." Pai Yao said, "We have to figure out how he sees through the cards in our hands."

Sanniang tilted her head and thought for a while, then said, "Well, let's review today's game and see if we can find anything."

After speaking, he took out the jade plate.

Today the game was replayed on the jade plate again. After reading it, I didn't find anything special about the gambler, so I asked Sanniang and Yunmei again: "Did you see anything?"

Yun Mei shook her head in confusion.

Sanniang said, "Then let's read it again."

The three of us watched in circles all night, and even slowed down the action, so we could clearly see Reddy Gaga's miraculous card-changing skills.

As a result, I saw it the next morning, but still didn't see anything.

Seeing that the sky is already bright, the gamblers don't know when they will appear, and we still haven't found the reason why the gamblers see the cards.

"What should we do?" Yun Mei turned around anxiously, "He's coming soon, we don't know what to bet on the second bet, if we bet again, he can win..."

"Hey..." Sanniang sighed softly, a rare melancholy expression appeared on her face.

I looked at the figure of the gambler on the jade plate. After one night, I could clearly see every movement, expression, and even the stubble that had just grown on the mole on the corner of the mouth of the gambler.

I've never taken women so seriously.But still did not find the reason.

How did he see my cards?
"Let's play it one last time." Sanniang said, "We don't have time. If we still can't find it, we have to give up this side and hurry up to discuss the next game."

The bet was played back in front of my eyes again.

I stare at the gambler.

Opening, dealing cards, sorting cards, drawing cards...

If he wants to look at my cards, he should look in the direction of the cards in my hand.

But he didn't have much time to look in the direction of my hand.

Most of the time, he is looking behind me.

Both Sanniang and Yunmei are real beauties, and it's not surprising for men to see them.

But now I saw it and felt inexplicably annoyed: "Look, he's still staring at you all the time. What kind of gambling monster is he? Forget it, he's a sex monster."

"Oh." Sanniang was startled suddenly, and fixed the picture on the jade plate, and said, "Brother Ma, look carefully, he is not looking at us!"

I said, "Isn't he looking at what you are looking at, isn't he just looking at your faces?"

While speaking, Yunmei took out a ruler for comparison: "Horsepower, look."

When I saw it, my hairs stood on end. It's so nonsense that there is such a thing.

What the gambler looked at was Sanniang's eyes!
He sees eyes!

We hurriedly watched the video again, and we found that the gamblers were looking into Sanniang and Yunmei's eyes intentionally or unintentionally during the game.

Sanniang and Yunmei were standing behind me, they must have seen my cards when I looked at them, and the gamblers saw the cards through their eyes!
In the game of drawing bastards, as long as you know the cards, the chance of winning is [-]%!
"Is this considered cheating?" I said, "Isn't there a rule he made that you can't cheat?"

"It shouldn't be counted." Pixiu said, "He took advantage of the rules of the game. He said before that he doesn't use spells, but now it only means that he took advantage of his extraordinary vision, and it doesn't count as a violation of the rules."

I looked at the jade plate and noticed something: "Have you noticed that he only looks at Sanniang and Yunmei, and doesn't look at my eyes at all, why?"

Yun Mei looked at Crayon Shin-chan's skin on the ground and said, "Probably because I'm afraid of laughing."

"The gamblers are coming soon." Sanniang said, "In any case, we have to hurry up and discuss the next game."

"Can we start from the referee?" Yun Mei looked towards the door.

Nan Chen squatted at the door, yesterday the gambler for some reason forgot to take him back.He originally said he was going back to the police station, but he couldn't get out of the house, so he fell asleep and woke up to be free, and now he is helping me repair the gate with nails.

"Since the gambler has the ability to keep him here, he is obviously not afraid of us doing something wrong." Sanniang said, "According to the rules of the game, if he finds out that we are cheating, he will lose the game immediately, and there is no chance at all. "

We were lost in thought again.

"No matter what the bet," Pai Yao said impatiently, "Hurry up and lose the bet, so that I can recover my mana and go back to heaven."

This guy is really a white-eyed wolf, and he can't raise him well.

After repairing the gate, Nanchen began to observe Wu Xiang's body standing on the gate, muttering in a low voice while looking at it: "Isn't this the one who died in the demolition a few days ago? Why is it inserted here? Could it be that there is a grievance and you can't bear to die?"

He was watching carefully when there was a knock on the door, and Nan Chen took a step back in shock.

Gamblers are coming!

The people in our room looked at each other, and no one opened the door. We only heard the creaking sound outside the door for a long time, and then heard a 'bang', and Wu Xiang's body was pulled out.

Then the door opened, and the gambler came in carrying Wu Xiang's body, and handed the body to me: "Hehehehehe, I'm sorry, I grabbed your doorknob hard."

I took Wu Xiang's body and said, "It's all right, you're welcome, it's because Nan Chen's upper screws are too tight, and the door can't be opened from top to bottom."

"Hehehe." The gambler smiled sinisterly again and asked, "Have you decided what to bet for the second game?"

I'm stuck again.

Pixiu said, "Don't you have any special skills?"

A flash of inspiration flashed in my mind, and I said to the gambler: "Let's compete in singing, and bet on whether you can sing better than me, but this singing is definitely not just about the tone, but also skills."

I think when I was in school, I used to conquer the hearts of all the female students in the school with a song called Qinghai-Tibet Plateau. They all kindly called me male Han Hong.

"Hehehehehehe, yes." The gambler nodded, "I just learned a song called 'Uneasy' recently, and I'm looking for a chance to try it."

"Hahahaha." I immediately said with a smile, "I'm just joking, how can such a serious thing as gambling, such a trivial thing as a competition and singing, be changed. Change one for another."

The gambler said: "Then it seems that we still use gambling tools."

After finishing speaking, he raised his hand and threw another dice, and the enchantment that had appeared in the previous gambling game appeared in front of us again.

"What to bet on." The gambler waved his hand to the gambling equipment aside, "You decide."

What to bet on.

I'm stuck again.

He can see the cards through his eyes. Even if I don’t stand behind me, I can’t help but look at the cards. If I cover myself and my cards with a big thing, I will be suspected of cheating if others can’t see me. Poker Mahjong Pai Gow is definitely not enough.

And his eyesight is so good, his hearing is definitely not average, and he is often shown on TV, so he can't even guess the size.

How does this compare.

When I was struggling, I suddenly heard the voice of 'Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh'.

Turning my head, I saw that it was the kid in the storage room, yelling at me, as if he wanted to say something.

The gambler obviously didn't understand what the kid was talking about, so he laughed and said, "Thanks to me cutting off your tongue, you can see that you can speak beautifully now, just like singing."

"He sang it called 'Super Uneasy'." I said, "Don't be complacent, you will have to sing this song anxiously in the future."

After finishing speaking, Sanniang Yunmei and I immediately came to the little ghost, and the four of us went into the storage room together.This is the place I don't know the most. I haven't been in this storage room since I got my head clamped during the last renovation.Yunmei and Sanniang had never been here before, and they were all looking at the room curiously after entering the door.

Still the same as last time, the furniture in the storage room was covered with cloth.Yun Mei is a painter, so she can be regarded as an artist. She has more taste. When she lifted two pieces of cloth and looked at it, her eyes lit up: "Oh, these furniture are so beautiful."

Sanniang teased her amusedly and said, "We're talking about business." Only then did Yunmei hold back her excitement, but her eyes still looked towards the furniture from time to time.

The kid started babbling again.Pixiu translated its words beside him: "He said he would help you."

"Help us?" I asked the kid, "How?"

The kid pursed his lips again, and cried out as if he had made up his mind.It turns out that the gambler used his own blood to feed the ghost's soul after the ghost's death to enhance its mana in order to raise the kid, so the kid could help the gambler get cheats as he wanted in the casino.However, because of this layer of blood bondage, the relationship between the two is far from being as simple as it seems on the surface.This side effect is beyond the imagination of the gambler himself. Because of the gambler's blood, the kid can interfere with the gambler's thoughts.

"Can you interfere enough to make him lose the bet?" I asked, "Why didn't you interfere with him in the game?"

The little ghost said that they are still in a master-slave relationship. In principle, the little ghost still cannot resist the gamblers. If they violate the contract and resist, the consequences will inevitably be very serious.Moreover, the gambler has already cultivated into a demon, and can know the truth of the game by his own ability. He is afraid that his interference power will not be able to shake the gambler's self-confidence.

(End of this chapter)