I'm a big dick

Chapter 7 Goldfinger?I am awesome, no need!
Giggling, giggling, a burst of silver bell-like laughter approached from far away.Although he couldn't see clearly, but judging from his stature, Zhu Youxiao could feel that it was a five or six-year-old girl running happily over after something on the ground.

"It's been through time! Didn't I lie to you?" A familiar voice suddenly rang in my ear.

Zhu Youxiao raised his head suddenly, looking for the source of the sound in surprise.

"Did you see the super beauty?" The voice came again, but it seemed to be in all directions, and the specific location could not be found.

"I'm going, it's you." Zhu Youxiao heard it, isn't this the big fool, it's even surround sound!

"Hey, that's really rude." The voice didn't sound too annoyed.

Zhu Youxiao rolled his eyes, straightened his back, coughed dryly, and said in a deep voice: "I am the Emperor of Ming Dynasty, who are you, please report your name quickly. System, god, god..."

"Don't care what I am, you just need to know that I can give you golden fingers."

The voice didn't take the emperor Zhu Youxiao seriously, and seemed to sneer, "However, it's not easy for you to want it, you have to complete the task."

Goldfinger? !

Zhu Youxiao blinked and blinked, he laughed, and said, "You are so funny. I am the emperor now, the Nine-Five Supreme Knows, the Jinkou Yuyan knows, and I can do whatever I want, what kind of cheats do I need?"

As he said that, Zhu Youxiao stretched out a middle finger, compared it in one direction at random, and teased: "You don't need to give it to me, I will immediately plate this finger with gold, 24K, do you think it is a gold finger?" ?hehe."

A modern person travels through time, and he is still a master who has read "Stealing the Light".Isn't it 500 years of upper knowledge, [-] years of lower knowledge, Wen Neng can secure the world, Wu Neng can determine the universe, shake the feather fan, and the IQ is crushed all the way?

That's what Zhu Youxiao thinks. The starting point for our journey is high, and it's not hard work. What kind of bicycles and shit tasks do we need?Being an emperor would be so tiring, so why not do it!
The voice was silent for a long while, and just when Zhu Youxiao thought he had nothing to say because of his cowardice, he rang out unhurriedly, "Don't rush to pretend to be coercive, just your little historical knowledge, if you want to get confused It’s really not that easy.”

As if knowing that Zhu Youxiao was going to retort, the voice continued: "Of course, you have become the emperor through time travel. It's not hard work, so let my little sister grow up with you!"

younger sister?Zhu Youxiao blinked his eyes, and as soon as he opened his mouth, someone pulled his sleeves.

"Big brother, my name is Xiao Ji!" The little loli, who was running and playing, came to Zhu Youxiao's side at some point, raised her face, and grabbed his sleeve.

chick?Zhu Youxiao looked down. Although there was still a mosaic, it could be seen that it was a small round face with baby fat.

"You should go." Da Huyou didn't wait for Zhu Youxiao to continue speaking, and said threateningly: "Treat my little sister well, otherwise—huh!"

Just as Zhu Youxiao was about to refuse, and to coax this guy a few more words, the little loli at his feet tugged at his sleeve again, and said crisply: "Big brother, Xiao Ji gave you her favorite cat, You have to live up to it!"

Before he finished speaking, a fluffy thing jumped onto his shoulder quickly.

What kind of stuff?Before Zhu Youxiao could react, he felt that the world was spinning, and for a moment, there was darkness in front of his eyes.

"Ah——" A loud scream was close to his ears, and Zhu Youxiao was so frightened that he almost jumped out of the chair.

When he opened his eyes, he saw "Mrs. Fengsheng", who was screaming and jumping in fright.Zhu Youxiao blinked his eyes, and the fluffy feeling in his hand made him look down again.

"Meow!"

Zhu Youxiao's eyes widened. It was a white kitten with long hair, big head and round eyes, and it was looking at him cutely and calling.

What is amazing is the kitten's eyes, one blue and one yellow, clear and crystal clear.

I go!Zhu Youxiao finally understood that it was not a dream just now!
"Madame Fengsheng" Keshi prepared the meals, and of course Emperor Tianqi's favorite "dragon egg" was indispensable, so she personally delivered it.

The only one who can enter the inner hall directly and come to Emperor Tianqi, who is half asleep and half awake, is currently only the Ke family.In history, even the future queen Zhang Yan did not receive this treatment.

Seeing that Emperor Tianqi was half asleep in the armchair, Ke took a blanket and tried to cover him.

But when she got closer, she suddenly saw the furry thing in Emperor Tianqi's hand, and two shining "different pupils" glared at her.Not seeing it clearly for a while, she couldn't help but screamed in fright and jumped back.

Zhu Youxiao was woken up, and the palace people were also attracted by Hakka's screams.

Ke Shi's scream attracted many palace maids and eunuchs, who surrounded her for no reason.

Zhu Youxiao also came to his senses, hummed in displeasure, and frowned at the palace people who came up, "That's my pet, I made a big fuss, I won't back down."

"Meow!" The cat squinted its round eyes, and barked twice around, which seemed a bit arrogant.

The palace people looked at each other, although they had never seen this cat before, they all bowed and retreated.

"Your Highness—" Ke stepped forward a few steps, with a forced smile on his face, and said, "It turns out that it is the cat raised by the Emperor. I haven't seen it before, and I startled my concubine."

It was thanks to Mao Mao that she could scare the old hag.

With a burst of joy in Zhu Youxiao's heart, he stretched out his hand to caress the cat's soft fur, and said lightly: "This is just raised by me. Look at its eyes, one yellow and one blue, and its fur is pure white. I named it—" -noob."

Ke Shi took a closer look and found that it was indeed the case, so she said with a smile: "I have heard that this is called Linqing lion cat, also known as mandarin duck-eyed lion cat."

Zhu Youxiao also liked cats in his previous life, but he was too busy with school and work, and had no time to raise them. He really didn't know the breed of this "different pupil" cat.

"Your Majesty, the lunch is ready, and I will cook it myself." Ke Shi shook off the lion cat and Xiao Bai, and smiled brighter and brighter.

Zhu Youxiao sniffed and smelled the aroma of the food, so he said, "Then let's eat, I still have lunch to serve!"

Keshi felt the indifference of Emperor Tianqi, which was unprecedented before.After the meals were set, she showed her utmost hospitality, serving dishes to Emperor Tianqi non-stop, and saying flattering words.

Zhu Youxiao glanced at the coquettish and attentive Ke family from time to time, not knowing why a woman was so vicious, mutilating the concubines in the harem, leaving Emperor Tianqi without an offspring.

However, the meal was indeed delicious.Especially the special dish "Dragon Egg", which tastes neither fishy nor smelly, and is very delicious.

Emperor Tianqi lost his mother when he was young, and was often treated harshly when he was brought up by Xili. His nursing mother, Ke Shi, was very kind to him, and it is not an exaggeration to repay him properly after he ascended the throne.

But letting the Hakka family power the harem, domineering, and even mutilate concubines and princes, so that Emperor Tianqi has no heirs, this is where Emperor Tianqi is confused.

(End of this chapter)