I'm a big dick

Chapter 6

The so-called "dragon egg" is the outer kidney of the stallion, also known as the egg.Listening to the name, it should be a nutritious delicacy. As for what kind of nourishment it is, you can guess it without saying it.

There are many speculations and descriptions about the relationship between Emperor Tianqi and the Ke family in the history books, but this "dragon egg" can easily remind people of that indescribable thing.

As for whether it was true, Zhu Youxiao knew it in his heart, but he didn't say it.

Keshi was in a bad mood today, so he didn't go to Emperor Tianqi's bedroom.The reason, of course, was the emperor's wedding.

Xinna's concubines and queens are naturally young, juicy and beautiful. Of course, Ke Shi has to worry about her status in the harem.

Although she was conferred the title of Holy Lady by Emperor Apocalypse and ordered her to hold the harem temporarily.But it's just a temporary palm, to put it bluntly, it's just a temporary worker.

After Emperor Tianqi was established, according to the rules, the empress would naturally be in charge of the harem, and the Hakka family had nothing to do.

Therefore, the Ke family put face to Emperor Tianqi, wanted to test the meaning of Emperor Tianqi, and also wanted to get some promise from Emperor Tianqi that his status would not change.

Historically, this trick has worked well.Emperor Tianqi Pidianpidian came to condolences, and promised Keshi to stay in the harem, which was considered to appease Keshi.

And Keshi dared to do this, naturally he had something to rely on.You must know that during Zhu Youxiao's reign as emperor, the honor she received as a nursing mother was indeed unprecedented.

Every birthday, Zhu Youxiao will definitely go to congratulate him in person.Every time she travels, her pomp is no less than that of the emperor.When leaving the palace and entering the palace, it must be cleared of dust and Tao, surrounded by cigarettes, and the voice of "the old lady is a thousand years old" is loud.

When Emperor Apocalypse came to the throne, he issued an edict to bestow incense fields on the Hakka clan, granting honors to the Hakka clan's son Hou Guoxing and brother Ke Guangxian to thousands of households.Censor Wang Xin remonstrated, but was banished from Beijing.

All these kinds of favors made Ke Shi have an illusion that he could firmly control Emperor Tianqi and continue to dominate the harem.

Therefore, when Wei Zhongxian ran in in a hurry, Ke Shi was holding the mirror and dressing up, waiting steadily for Emperor Tianqi to come to comfort him!
"Ma'am, Mrs. Fengsheng—" Wei Zhongxian yelled repeatedly, and rushed in.

It can be said that Wei Zhongxian's success depends entirely on the Hakka family.When he was still called Li Jinzhong, he served under Li Xuan.It was the adoptive mother of the Tianqi Emperor Zhu Youxiao who was held hostage in the case of moving the palace after Emperor Taichang passed away.

Under the protection of Yang Lian, Liu Yixiu and other courtiers, Zhu Youxiao left Qianqing Palace and escaped from Li Xuanshi's control. He went to Wenhua Palace to accept the worship of the officials, and then held the enthronement ceremony.

Li Xuanshi not only intends to hijack and control Zhu Youxiao, but is also the culprit who tortured and killed Zhu Youxiao's biological mother.If such a woman is down, can Wei Zhongxian turn around?
But relying on the good words of the Hakka family, Wei Zhongxian turned to Emperor Tianqi again, and was soon promoted from the Department of Cherishing Salaries to the Eunuch of Bingbi, the Supervisor of Rites.

In fact, Wei Zhongxian was illiterate, he was illiterate, and he was not allowed to enter the Sili Supervisor as a rule, but because of the Hakka family, he was able to make an exception.

Therefore, in private, Wei Zhongxian and Hakka are "opposing food", but on the surface, Wei Zhongxian still maintains respect, and can't call "Baba" or "Yinyue" directly.

Listening to Wei Zhongxian's call, Ke Shi put on blush unhurriedly, gave the old man a good look, and said angrily: "What are you doing so busy, I heard it through the palace gate."

Wei Zhongxian waved his hand to push back the palace people, took a few deep breaths, approached Keshi, and said in a low voice: "Yinyue, something seems wrong!"

Ke Shi gave a "hmm", raised his eyebrows indifferently, and signaled Wei Zhongxian to continue talking.

Wei Zhongxian sat down on the pier, and talked about today's events, but it was hard to draw a final conclusion, he just guessed: "The emperor is very happy today, I'm afraid it's because the miscellaneous people are talking too much, which makes him feel unhappy." .”

Ke Shi frowned, she didn't know that Wang Tiqian was also deflated, and her thoughts were similar to Wei Zhongxian's.

Well, it's normal for men to like young and beautiful women.

What's more, a sixteen or seventeen-year-old boy will feel fresh.Coupled with the fact that this is one of the rare major events that Emperor Tianqi can decide on his own, it is inevitable that Wei Zhongxian will be in trouble.

Of course, Keshi didn't believe that Emperor Tianqi was targeting him.

It was fine yesterday, there was no sign at all, and there was no reason!Even picking on Zhang Yan's faults is not something out of thin air, she is already plumper than other beautiful girls!

Seeing that the old man frowned and said nothing, Wei Zhongxian hurriedly tried to persuade him: "Yinyue, I don't think you should argue with the emperor, go see the emperor while you have lunch, and coax him well."

Mrs. Ke glanced at Wei Zhongxian, finally nodded, and said: "That's fine. The emperor is young, irritable and easy to be happy. He has lost his temper before and kicked you. It's not a big deal. Let's see you scared."

Wei Zhongxian smiled and said: "Although that is the case, the emperor should calm down quickly, I also have a deep feeling in my heart."

Ke Shi cast a sideways look at the old man, and said with a sneer, "The older you get, the more courageous you become. Why aren't you afraid when you compete with Wei Chao?"

Wei Dynasty, Ming Dynasty Wanli, Taichang, "Three Dynasties Eunuchs" during the reign of Tianqi, the subordinate of the eunuch Wang An, the supervisor of rites, the brother of Wei Zhongxian's worshiper, and also Wei Zhongxian's introduction to the palace.

Ke Yinyue was originally with the Wei Dynasty, but later because the Wei Dynasty had no time to take care of the Ke family, the Ke family was convenient for Wei Zhongxian to hook up with.

Once, the Wei Dynasty and Wei Zhongxian competed for the Hakka family in the Nuan Pavilion of the Qianqing Palace, and the noisy sound alarmed Emperor Tianqi.Emperor Tianqi knew that the Hakka family liked Wei Zhongxian early on, so he decided to give the Hakka family to Wei Zhongxian.

You said that this Emperor Tianqi didn't do his business, but he still did this shitty job of protecting the media.You said that Ke Shi was his wet nurse, and he found a husband for Ke Shi. Didn't he add a godfather to himself?
Hearing Ke's mention of the past, Wei Zhongxian chuckled, and said with a straight face: "For Yinyue, the miscellaneous family will fight their heads and will not back down."

Ke Shi giggled, winked, and reached out to touch the old man's wrinkled face, got up and said: "Okay, don't play tricks, wait until I go to comfort the emperor, so that you can feel at ease."

Wei Zhongxian followed Keshi out of the house with a smile on his face.The Ke family immediately ordered the slaves to call the maids, and prepared to cook meals with their own hands to please Emperor Tianqi.

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Zhu Youxiao was in a strange place when he seemed to be asleep, and what he saw was blurry, like a mosaic.

But some things are moving and some things are still, Zhu Youxiao can still distinguish clearly.Is it a dream? What a weird dream!
It is quite strange for a dreamer to suspect that he is dreaming.

Zhu Youxiao squinted his eyes, trying to see what those little things were running around on the ground.

Some are like cats, some are like dogs, and some are like little mice... But they just run around happily, but they don't make any sound, so it's really hard to tell them apart.

Mosaic also played really well, but he didn't notice it.

(End of this chapter)