ocean hunter

Chapter 555 Mental Retardation Mode
With 8000 yuan, Da Qiang, Li Chang, Xiao Ning and his cousin all wanted to laugh but couldn't because the smell was too strong, it felt like food poisoning, dizziness, nausea and vomiting.

On the contrary, the uncle and other family members were immersed in the excitement of making money after knowing that the stinky bastard would not cause physical harm.

Counting the money with saliva sticking to her face, the sister-in-law smiled from ear to ear: "If it's a big deal, just stink for a while, don't go home, wait until the smell dissipates before going in, stay away from me!"

"In the future, don't think about that cold idea again, do you listen?" Li Chang said to his son while enduring the desire to vomit.

Daqiang also glared at Xiaoning: "You too, you give fish and other things every day, and you end up feeding a white-eyed wolf."

Xiao Ning didn't say anything, but his cousin still wanted to defend himself: "This is someone else's job, so I can't blame it..."

Li Chang became furious when he heard this: "Her job? Her job is to throw shit on your boss?"

"That... that's not shit."

"Fuck you, you kid is also a white-eyed wolf. You married a wife and forgot your mother. You turned your elbows outside before you got married. Then you can still get married? Don't throw me and your mother into the river. !"

As he got more and more angry, Chang Li dragged his shoes off on the spot, gave his son two soles, and chased him all over the pier. The smell on his body made passers-by shy away.

On the other side, Lu Xiaolu and others also arrived home and were dividing the squid.

I keep two at my house, and the others are divided into four, one for Xiaonan’s house, one for Miko, one for the old lady’s side, more people, and one for Sekiseki Kenjiro, even though he owns a Japanese grocery store There is no shortage of seafood to eat, but you have to give it back. There are enough squids anyway.

Xiao Nan kept the bag: "Sister Shirley, I don't want it anymore. I will go to class tomorrow, and no one will eat it at home."

"That's fine, you can eat here tonight, and I'll send it back to you when you're done."

"OK."

"Come on, go out for a drive with me first, and send these squids out."

"okay."

Xue Li drove the car and took Xiao Nan out to deliver the squid. Before leaving, Lu Xiaolu suddenly remembered something and hurried to catch up: "Wait, wait, wait, wait."

With the car window rolled down, Shirley hesitated and said, "Intel processor?"

Lu Xiaolu had a black face: "What an old stalk."

Xue Li slammed the accelerator: "Hahaha, what's the matter? Hurry up, I can't wait."

Lu Xiaolu handed over the USB flash drive: "I'll give this to Boss Guan later, for the video."

Xueli took it and gave Lu Xiaolu a wink: "Then I'll go."

"Slow down."

"okay."

The Beetle was driving on the path, and there was a Norwegian forest in the car. Xiao Nan said enviously, "Sister Shirley, you and brother donkey get along well."

Shirley smiled innocently: "Really? Why didn't I think so."

It's still early, so don't worry about cooking dinner, Lu Xiaolu said to Cheng Min who was reading a book: "Sister Cheng Min, I'm going out to herd the sheep for a while."

The sheep have been in the pen for two days and have to be let out to get some air.

Cheng Min stood up holding the book: "You play for a while, I will go to herd the sheep."

Lu Xiaolu nodded, "That's fine."

There's nothing to be hypocritical about. In the past, when he and Shirley went fishing on weekends, Cheng Min took care of the sheep.

Cheng Min took the book and called out "Xiao Hei", and Xiao Hei immediately followed out. Herding sheep is also one of his jobs, and it is also his job to watch sheep at night.

Xiaobai also followed on short legs, being with Xiaohei was much more fun than being with Lu Xiaolu.

Lu Xiaolu became a loner for a while, and didn't know what to do. It might be a good idea to chat with classmate Xiao Ai.

"Little love classmate."

"I'm here."

"One plus one equals how much."

"One plus one equals one."

"... "

"Little love classmate."

"I'm here."

"Release mental retardation mode."

Chatting with classmate Xiao Ai is obviously not a good idea, so I just found a movie to watch.

Lv Xiaolu prefers movies about heavy machinery, such as big monster trucks, steaming robots, or excavators hundreds of meters high.

According to the popular saying, it is called cyberpunk, and he is quite fashionable.

Watching movies is really a waste of time. Nine or 10 minutes of a movie go by without you noticing it.

There were two "didi" sounds at the door, and Shirley came back.

"Donkey Oppa, where's Cheng Min?"

Lu Xiaolu peeled the oranges, and handed one to Xue Li and Xiao Nan: "Hey and Xiaobai are grazing sheep in the woods."

"Oh, then we went to find her, you cook tonight."

"Row."

After watching the movie, Lu Xiaolu got up and went to the second floor, took a piece of sausage and a piece of bacon, and saw that they were almost finished, and had to get some more when they had time in two days.

If it wasn't bad for eating too much salt, his family could eat this for three meals a day, and the consumption rate is too fast, which is still under control.

This is not fat to light the briquette stove, just use the induction cooker to stew.

The sausage is still cut into slices, placed on a plate, and steamed in a pan while steaming rice.

I have a lot of squid at home. Although the big fried rice at noon is good, I can't eat it all the time. It's a change.

Let’s marinate the squid at night, kill the squid, remove the viscera, beak and the plastic-like thing on the back, it’s actually not plastic, it’s the bones and cartilage of squid, but the material is very plastic-like.

Before he set up a stall on the street to sell squid, someone came to him the next day, saying that the squid bought from him was taken home and killed with plastic, and that Lu Xiaolu was a black-hearted businessman who stuffed plastic into the squid body Weight increase.

Lu Xiaolu was not annoyed either, he didn't know about it before, just explain it in detail, and if he doesn't believe it, just show him on Baidu.

The four one-jin-weight squids were all killed and washed, scalded with boiling water to tear off the skin layer without chopping them up, just like this.

The brine is also very simple, just stir-fry small ingredients and spices, add water, add flavor, dark soy sauce and color, then throw the squid in and simmer slowly.

Chi squid must be spicy, spicy and spicy, pepper, dried chili, cumin, star anise, anyway, put a little of the spices at home.

According to what is said on the Internet, with so many ingredients, boiled leather shoes are delicious.

Bring to a boil on high heat, simmer on low heat, the rice is cooked, the sausage is steamed, and the bacon is simmered slowly.

Then Lu Xiaolu began to prepare the dipping water, which is the dipping sauce for hot pot, and is going to be used for eating bacon later.

The flavor of the bacon itself is there, as long as it is stewed thoroughly, it can be eaten directly by cutting into slices.

Lu Xiaolu is imitating the way of eating in hot pot restaurants. They have Korean chili sauce, sesame sauce, crushed peanuts and so on at home.

Of course, this is all thanks to Shirley and Cheng Min. They bought all the delicious seasonings they saw, which means that the kitchen at home is big enough, otherwise they really can't put it down.

(End of this chapter)