The last feng shui master

Chapter 49
Yang Pao has the heart to hit the wall, and there are people in this world who still think money is biting their hands... In the end, they asked him for 20 yuan, which tendon grew wrong, or he was unlucky and encountered a freak.

I can't help admiring the little monk, so I can't help giving a thumbs up. The little master is high-spirited and honest, and he doesn't talk about money. He is a model for my post-[-]s to learn and admire.Xiao Qi, a disciple of the ghost sect, I don't know what to call my little master?
The little monk was put on a high hat, wherever, the little monk would like to follow the teachings of the master.You said you are a Kamepai master, so is your ultimate skill Kamepai Qigong?The little monk quits sex.Quit is the quit of smoking.Hue is the color of hue, not the color of femininity...

Yang Pao heard the words Guipai Qigong, and took five steps back before he stabilized. I'm stupid, it's too inhumane, and I really have this kind of kung fu.

I said, big brother, don't be ridiculous, you must have watched too much Dragon Ball.The rebooting master...haha... originally wanted to speak seriously, but he still laughed.I'm in a hurry to reboot, and you're thinking about it again, can you wait for me to clean up Yang Pao before laughing...

Seeing that there was no room for discussion, Yang Pao's muscles swelled like beans, and his clothes were about to burst in an instant, and his eyes slowly stared out, like two lanterns.The claws on the hands also elongated, the fangs also grew out, and the nose especially protruded forward fiercely.

I cursed, shit!It turned out to be a wild boar.

Jie Se Dao, no, no, it is a boar born from the mating of a wild boar and a domestic pig. It was originally half pig and half human, but it was completely reborn into a human form two years ago, and it has lived for hundreds of years. Not only that.He has done a lot of unconscionable things, and was followed by a little monk at the junction of Jiangxi and Hubei, and he has been chasing him for half a year.

I thought, isn't that my family's territory!

While talking about rebooting, he took off the eighteen Buddha seal beads on his body, and chanted the six-syllable mantra of great compassion, with a very beautiful voice.The six-character mantra is exactly "Om Mani Padme Hum..." which contains great energy and great wisdom. If an eminent monk recites it, lonely souls and wild ghosts will hear it, and they will have an epiphany and transcend life.

Although I am not a great master in rebooting, after reading it a few times, I immediately feel like the light of the Buddha is shining all over my body, and my body is warm. Several Yangtze river water ghosts also poked their heads out and hung their heads on the old boat to listen to meditation.

The boar spirit showed its original shape, with a green face and fangs, and a mane of iron.Hearing the sound of rebooting, he lunged forward with a yell, and his feet became fierce, with more than a thousand catties of strength.The wild boar rushed up, slammed into it, and the whole body bounced up and fell to the ground.

Looking at the Buddhist bead in the hands of the rebooter, one can faintly see a glowing swastika shield in front of him, if he didn't squint his eyes, he might not be able to see it.

The wild boar spirit was knocked to the ground by the swastika shield, coupled with the murmuring voice of rebooting, screaming strangely, the body that was originally blue-faced and fangs changed again, as if fighting once became once in the anime.Changes are stronger every time.

The wild boar spirit bumped into it again, and it took its life.This time rebooting, he took several steps back and spit out the blood bulging in his mouth.The boar spirit's hard mane was like a sharp sword, and when it rubbed against the swastika, it made a screeching sound. Suddenly, flames appeared everywhere, and suddenly turned the wind, forcing Jie Se to the side of the boat.

What's even worse is that the Yangtze river water ghost who was listening to scriptures on a floating boat stretched out two wet hands covered with water plants and pulled Jie Se's feet. There were eight hands of water ghosts on Jie Se's left leg and ten hands on his right hand. The hand of the water ghost.

The Yangtze River stretches for thousands of miles, and countless people drown every year. More than a thousand people turn into water ghosts. Then there is a consciousness, to pull Jiesa to the bottom of the water and then chant sutras.

I was thinking, it's over, Yang Pao really didn't talk big, he really didn't show any murderous intentions in the face of the master of rebooting sex, rebooting is young, he doesn't look like a Buddhist eminent monk, nor is he a master of exorcising demons who traveled all over the world, and accidentally pretended to be a hundred years old The boar spirit has little chance of winning.

I stepped forward to hold the reboot with my butt, to prevent him from falling into the water, took out the jade ruler and slammed the water ghost's hand, and shouted, demons and ghosts, don't try to make fun of the scene, don't let him fall into the water, and put you all together Just grab it and bake it.

The water ghost was touched by the jade ruler and fell into the water like an electric shock. I shouted, Master of Women, what can I do for you.

Jie Se gritted his teeth and insisted, the goblins are very powerful, the only thing they are afraid of is the black dog who was born sixth.If the black dog is there, the wild boar will sleep on the ground obediently.

I slapped my forehead, I was really angry today, I brought the corpse-repelling charm, but I didn't bring the little cheapie who usually brought it with me, it seems that eating with a woman is really a waste of time.

I said, why doesn't he drink dog blood every day?How afraid of a puppy who was born sixth.

Jie Se kicked the boar spirit away, jumped to a position, and said, thank you for holding me up with your butt... He drank dog blood to overcome his natural fear of little black dogs...

Seeing the boar spirit rushing over again, he pushed me away, and the beads in his hand were scattered all over the floor, bouncing on the board of the boat, as if the Buddha was crying.

The boar spirit rushed forward, becoming more and more ferocious, completely devoid of the human nature of a cultivated adult, plopping Jie Lu under his body, his big nose was about to arch, and he was about to beat Jie Lu to death in an instant.

Jie Se pressed his hands against the boar's forelimbs, tried his best not to let the boar hurt himself, cried and said, I, an outstanding monk in Famen Temple, died under the boar's nose... I am really ashamed... ...difficult...

I said, master of female sex, don't worry.He hurriedly took out the cell phone in his pocket, dialed a call to Xie Lingyu, and prayed in his heart that she would answer it.

The boar spirit let out a strange roar, and its power was getting stronger and stronger. It scared the couple who were fighting in the field on the opposite side of the river and almost withered.The man lifted his pants and scolded, that 2b is scary, fuck it, come out and challenge me one-on-one... His melodious and sad voice floated on the river, I went back and tried a few times, but there was no movement... Look at me I won't waste you.

My heart was also shocked, and the strength of the blue-faced fangs boar spirit was even stronger.The phone was never connected. I looked at a scrap iron rod on the ground and held it in my hand. I thought that the crotch of the boar might be where the door was located. I squatted down and stretched the iron rod under the crotch of the boar. With a sudden knock, the boar spirit's dark eyes turned from anger to even more anger.

With a whoosh, rolled to one side, howling.The couple by the river sharpened their guns and went into battle again. The boar spirit was howling all over, and the man was so frightened that he became impotent again. He raised his pants and shouted, "Neighborhood, don't leave if you can. I'll come and kill you..."

The boar spirit rolled on the ground twice, and pulled out two manes, shining brightly for revenge.

I believe in your evil, I have nothing to do to pluck my hair, doesn't it hurt?

Xie Lingyu finally answered the phone, what's the matter, can you call me if you don't have money to pay the bill?I said, when you meet Yang Pao, let Xiaojian yell twice inside.Jumping rope with both feet to avoid the mane of boar ejaculation.

Xie Lingyu screamed, I knew I would have brought you with me, little bitch, come here, your father told you to scream twice, be more ruthless.

I thought about it, when did I become a dog dad.Ten seconds later, Xiaojian's calling came over the phone, barking non-stop.It was as if the wild boar spirit that had the upper hand had turned off all of a sudden, and its power was not as strong as before.

Amitabha Buddha chanted, and the six-character mantra gushed out again.The boar spirit was oppressed by Xiaojian's cry from the air and the Buddhist mantra, and his head hurt sharply. He stared at the iron plate and made a dull sound, bang bang bang...

Jie Lun stepped forward and turned the boar spirit's head, big-eared melon seeds, I will make you harm others, I will make you dishonest, I will make you disobedient, and I will make you run down the mountain.

It's the first time I've heard of monks swearing at people, but it's very in line with my ghost school's style, and you will be killed if you swear.

I said to the phone, cheap, I will give you a chicken leg for one hundred calls.

The boar spirit with a pig's body and fangs slowly regained Yang Pao's bald appearance.

I said, Master Rebooting, stop for a while and let me scold you too.The Taoist said, don't make trouble, you have never practiced Buddhism, and cursing people has no power.

I said it's okay, just look at me.Holding the jade ruler in his hand, he poked Yang Pao's body, and said with a smile, "You can run pretty well. You haven't caught it many times. Why don't you run now? Tell me, in Jiangxi, Hubei Has Borderlands ever done anything bad?
Yang Pao trembled, and looked at me viciously, as if he was about to sacrifice himself with a pig's nose.The mane also slowly shrunk to the chest hair of a normal person. I went forward and plucked it, it was quite dense.

Yang Pao burst into tears and flowed out, big brother, big daddy, didn't dare to do bad things, there was a pig butcher who had been looking for him for many years, didn't I just run out?

I heard him say that he didn't do anything bad, so he missed two slaps. Just now you threw money and hit someone, do you know that person, you, a beast, can smash that person?
Yang Pao cried, you don't obey the rules, you fight when you fight, you even open cheats, send dogs to bark me to get upset, besides, I didn't know that the one who sang was yours, brother, I was wrong, I didn't mean it ...

Say, how many dogs did you kill?
Yang Pao was scared and we both hemmed and said, I didn't kill many, some of them were sold for money, and some of them made hot pot and asked someone to collect wild dogs, so I happened to make money.You go to call the newspaper and say that some bosses use dead cat meat and dead pork to make dog meat hot pot, and someone must have paid for it.

I took out two corpse-suppressing charms from the bag and stuck them on Yang Pao's body. Yang Pao's shaking became more and more violent. The corpse-suppressing charms can suppress corpse energy, but I didn't expect it to have a certain power against the evil spirit on Yang Pao's body.

When I was playing Yangpao, the master of rebooting picked up the beads one by one on the broken boat, but he couldn't find one.

I asked, what to do now?Jie Lun said, find a place where no one is around, and stab him to death with a pig knife, but the pig skin is too thick, ordinary knives can't kill him.

Yang Pao knelt on the ground, covered with all kinds of corpse talismans, with tears of remorse in the corner of his eyes, I will never do bad things again, master, two masters, let me go, go back to the cave immediately Look for my little melon and watermelon, if I die, they will be single.

I was a little soft-hearted, and said that the female sex master, look, is in tears, is there any way to abolish his morality, let him go back to be a wild boar, and go to his wife, parents in the mountains.

Jie Lun said, I let him go several times, but there was nothing I could do, I managed to restrain him, if I let him run away again, I would have no way to restrain him.After Jie Se finished speaking, he took off his monk robe and tied Yang Pao up.With one kick on Yang Pao's ass, Yang Pao deflated and turned into a boar.

I felt the same when I stretched out my hand, it felt good, the skin was rough and the flesh was thick, generally it was really hard to kill.

Well, I listen to you, we have to split half of the money after killing the pigs, I said.

Rebooting said, I can give it all to you, but to be honest, such an old mountain pork is too tough and no one is willing to accept it, even ordinary knives.

I laughed, this is what you said, don't regret it, give it to me, and I will exchange it for 5 yuan.

Yang Pao could hear clearly with his pig's ears, and he gritted his teeth almost with hatred, even if he killed me, he still had to discuss the issue of selling money face to face.

(End of this chapter)