The last feng shui master

Chapter 48
Chen Tutu is someone who has seen big scenes, car accidents and the like are commonplace, so he comforted Zhongli a few words.But Gao Mo couldn't do it. After listening to it, he started to cry, almost crying until the sky was dark.It took more than half an hour with great difficulty before the two women stopped their tears. As a result, their makeup was gone and they had to go to the bathroom to touch up.The rest of me and Chen Tutu looked at each other awkwardly, Chen Tutu glared at me, and I'll dig out your dog eyes.

I said, Chen Fayi, don't be so fierce, who will you marry in the future?It's nice to have someone watching you now.

Chen Tutu, stay far away, no one will marry you, be careful, I will dissect you with a knife.

I said, okay, don't beg me then.Seeing that Chen Tutu was about to lose his temper, he hurriedly said, "Eldest sister, is the case of Doctor Scar closed? I haven't figured out why he stepped forward and kicked me when the car accident happened that day. I haven't figured it out for a long time."

Chen Tutu took a sip of the water in front of him, and continued to say that the boy in the car was the one who cut Qin Zhun's face.At that time, his sister was seriously injured and went to the hospital. Qin Zhun operated the knife, but her sister died. His teenage brother brought a group of gangsters to disfigure Qin Zhun. He was under the legal age, and spent money after staying in the labor camp for two weeks. Got it out.

Chen Tutu's explanation made sense, and after ten years, she would only be in her 20s.As for the No. 30 boy in April who lost control of his car and hit someone, I don't know if Bai Yu did something wrong.

I said, forget it, it's over, and it's useless to struggle any longer.

Gao Mo and Zhong Li came back brightly and charmingly, and the number of people in the bar gradually increased, and the atmosphere became more and more lively.Zhong Li pointed to a table in the bar, look, look, there is a young monk over there, ordered a glass of water, and Amitabha chanted.

I turned around and looked over, and there was really a monk with dense short hair on his head, and the ring scar on his head could be seen faintly.

Zhong Li sat down and asked Xu Zhu if he came down from the mountain in the same way, why don't you go and play tricks on him?
Chen Tutu shook his head and said angrily, maybe it's popular to pretend to be a monk to catch girls now, pretending to be pure, but in essence he's a pervert, so I won't go there.

Gao Mo took a straight look at Zhongli.

Zhong Li smiled and said, I'll go over and have a look.The wine just ordered has arrived.I haven't seen a female mortician catching a man in a bar, and a monk at that.Zhongli served two glasses of wine, walked up to the young monk, and said, handsome guy, hello, I lost a bet with my friend, and I want to find someone of the opposite sex to have a drink, can you do me a favor and drink a glass of wine?

The little monk looked at the elegantly dressed Zhongli, shook his head and said, I can't drink.

Zhong Li said, but I lost the bet, if I don't drink, I will find a boy to kiss.

The little monk hesitated for a moment with his clasped hands, stretched out his hand and scratched his head, making the ring scars shiny, and said embarrassingly, since this is the case, the little monk will be embarrassing.He stopped mid-sentence.

I was wondering if I should relieve Zhongli, and drank the wine that Zhongli served.

The little monk seemed to have made up his mind and said, in this case, the little monk should make things difficult for him and ask the female benefactor to kiss him.

Hahahaha.

Gao Mo couldn't help laughing, even Chen Tutu, who was like an iceberg, couldn't help laughing either.

My sweat is almost full of the Yangtze River.

Zhongli was so angry that he trembled and cursed, pervert, dare to take advantage of me.He took the wine and poured it on the young monk's face, and came back without saying a word.

The little monk wiped off the wine from his face and sang Amitabha twice, but he was not angry at all. He clasped his hands together and pulled up his cap to cover his head, as if he was waiting for someone wholeheartedly, motionless as if the Buddha was right next to him. In my heart, the city is like a statue.

Every day in the bar, there will be incidents of failed pick-ups and being splashed with alcohol, jealousy and fights. It is common for everyone to hook up with girls and flirt with black silk to attract men.

I thought about it again, the atmosphere in the bar is completely opposite to Chen Tutu, Zhongli and the others. Facing a life of death, there is always a need for a suitable occasion to vent your inner distress.People living a prosperous life hid in temples.Lonely and depressed people come here.This kind of atmosphere just made up for the desire of a few of them for a normal life.

And me?Who am I and why am I here?
Zhong Li sat down angrily, cursing angrily, what a big pervert pretending to be innocent, let's drink and play dice.Gao Mo and Chen Tutu's way of playing is also considered simple. The dice are playing bragging, not playing "big watermelon, small watermelon..." "five chiefs..."...

I had an injury on my hand and couldn't drink rum wine, so I ordered two bottles of Tsingtao beer and played with them.Chen Tutu was meticulous and observant.Gao Mo is good at judging changes in human appearance, and even a little lie can be seen.Zhong Li is not weak either.In the end, I was probably unlucky, and I lost the game and drank half a glass of beer...

"Actually, I'm not happy, I'm the only one who didn't realize it..." The melodious singing of the resident singer in the bar sounded, and my hand suddenly froze.

Chen Tutu became slightly drunk, and shouted impatiently, Hey, Master Xiao, you have to drink if you lose...

I turned around and saw that the resident singer sitting on the bar was Ji Qianqian, wearing light makeup, wearing a dark blue dress, and her hair was coiled up. She looked at the front with empty eyes, avoiding anyone's eyes, and quietly Singing, like a quiet blue lotus in a noisy bar.

"Goodbye Erchome" is Ji Qianqian's favorite song, and I have heard her sing it many times.

With a whoosh, a wad of red banknotes flew up, shouted, good singing, this is our reward for you, come down and sing a song of Eighteen Touches in my brother's arms...

A few scumbags in the audience who were almost drunk were drunk, I stood up and wanted to go over, Ji Qianqian begged me with unintentional eyes, this is her job.

I don't know what happened to Ji Qianqian, I heard that she married a nice person.That day, I saw her with a daughter who looked like a beautiful woman, and she was like an angel, how could she be reduced to singing here at night.

Gao Mo asked, what, do you know each other?

I nodded, it was one of my...a classmate...

Gao Mo said, it's okay, I'll find someone to cut them.After speaking, he picked up the phone and started calling. Someone came in less than 10 minutes. Two tough-boned men walked up to Gao Mo and asked, what's the matter, Secretary Gao.Gao Mo said drunkenly, those who are drunk at that table, take them out to drink some river water.

Many of Meng Xiaoyu's properties are nearby, so the visitors will naturally come quickly.

Seeing the accident, the boss recognized Gao Mo, nodded repeatedly to admit his mistake, stepped forward to apologize, it turned out to be Secretary Gao.Gao Modao, it's okay, the singer who sang is our friend, and we are here to cheer.

The boss hastened someone to bring drinks and fruit platters. Mr. Meng’s business is doing well recently. If he has a chance, he will come to my place for a while...I found that Gao Mo’s face was not good, so he quickly asked Mr. Meng’s identity and why he came back to such a small place drink wine……

Ji Qianqian sang Faye Wong's "May I Live Long".With a whoosh, five stacks of banknotes flew up suddenly. Let me see if there are diamonds under you. I will offer [-].I was furious, the muscular bald man in a vest raised his legs, I've praised you for a month, and you're still pretending to be serious with me...

The little monk slapped the table and shouted, evildoer, where are you going?
The bald man turned his head abruptly, looked at the young monk who was furious, and cursed, "I'll fuck your sister, and I'm chasing you again. He jumped on the table and ran outside bang bang bang bang.

I took a look, isn't that Yang Pao?Get up and chase out.Seeing me running out, Ji Qianqian shouted, Xiao Qi, my phone number...

Gao Mo said, chase after me, I will copy the phone number for you...

I should say, thank you.

Zhong Li pushed Chen Tutu, what did the little pervert just say.Chen Tutu said word by word, evildoer, where are you going?
Damn, maybe he is Sun Wukong, Zhongli regrets the glass of wine he poured on the little monk's face just now...

I rushed out the door and saw dense crowds of people on the riverside.The two bald heads are easily recognizable, one behind the other closely chasing...

The little monk shouted as he walked, Yang Pao, where are you going, don't show up quickly.The two big girls couldn't dodge, but were hit by the little monk head-on on the ground, stood up and cursed, you bastard doesn't have eyes.The little monk was also in a hurry, stretched out his hand and pushed, Dabomei fell to the ground again, and jumped over the heads of the two with one foot, there was a burst of curses from behind, which made the onlookers burst into laughter. He slapped his upturned buttocks twice.

I went to Yang Pao.He really didn't expect that the awesome male corpse that Shen Yihu was talking about was being chased away, what a hell.Yang Pao must have been chased by the little monk, he ran extremely fast, and the little monk was not slow in his legs, so he swore to catch up with Chrysanthemum.

Yang Pao panicked and took a small road with few people. In the end, he jumped onto an old sand dredger and watched the rolling water of the Yangtze River. He couldn't run anymore.

Yang Pao yelled, little monk, do you want to die?It's not that I can't beat you, but I'm afraid that if I beat you to death, your master, uncle, and ancestor will come after you.As long as you stop chasing me, I will give you 100 million. How many beauties can sleep in the world of mortals is better than eating vegetarian food and chanting Buddha every day. How about it, little monk, I recently found a way to make money, or I will share it with you is you……

I also jumped on the old boat, and said with a smile, my dear uncle, if you ask for 100 million, how much can I share?
Yang Pao scolded, what the hell kind of onion are you?Looking sideways at me with one hand injured and the other holding a broken ruler, could it be that I am an idiot who came out to rob?Looking at the jade ruler, there seemed to be something wrong, and I thought it was a treasure, and asked, are you a monk and Taoist who ran out of that temple again...

The little monk said anxiously, oops, I didn't ask for money, what do you share with him?
Yang Pao smiled and said, okay, if you strangled the monk to death, I will give you 200 million, and then I will give you ten big tonic pills, so that you can live a happy life and fight eight girls at night.

The little monk said anxiously, benefactor, don't be fooled, this bald head is not a human, but a demon, killing dogs and drinking blood every night, after a while, it will be miserable when he can drink human blood, and it will be difficult to get back.

200 million, how many dogs Yang Pao has to sell and how many disgusting deeds...

It turns out that you killed the dog that died in the news, you are disgusting.I pointed at Yang Pao and cursed.I hate people who kill dogs the most in my life.

Yang Pao was a little angry, you beat the dog every day and used it to cook hot pot, didn't I just drink some blood, as for being so disgusting?You two, don't kill them all. Last time, I only gave him 400 yuan to let me go. I see that you are from a decent family, so I will give you more...

Which old miscellaneous hairy person will let it go for 400 yuan...

Really poor to a certain extent.

The monk said solemnly, it is my duty to eliminate demons and defend the Tao, 100 million!What do I want so much for? Eating five steamed buns a day doesn’t cost that much money. If you have 20 yuan in your pocket, you can give it to me. I’ll just be gentle later. It won’t hurt to chop off your head ...

(End of this chapter)