daily quirks

Chapter 42 The Monkey's Strange Tenant (2)

"It's all right... and there are these little girls, who are sloppy... that room... tsk tsk, even beggars can't live..."

The monkey smiled awkwardly, thinking, there is no other way, you can't drive him away, can you?After bidding farewell to the old lady, the monkey returned to his home. Looking at his neat home and thinking about the messy house just now, the monkey felt like he had returned to the world from hell.

Do you think Monkey has been a landlord for so many years, and there are a lot of tenants, only hygiene problems?Then you are wrong, there are still many strange tenants.Just like the Xiaoji mentioned next, he also belonged to the strange tenant who was quite a headache for Monkey at the beginning.

Xiaoji doesn't belong to the sloppy ones like Zhenzhen and the others, but Xiaoji annoys the monkey more than being sloppy.

Xiaoji is also an office worker, with a relatively stable job and a high income. As a department head, he is also handsome. Naturally, there is no shortage of girlfriends around him.But it was this girlfriend who became the monkey's biggest headache.

Xiaoji's house has two bedrooms and one living room, and Xiaoji lives with a noisy web writer.But before that, the two didn't know each other. Both belonged to the tenants brought back by the monkey. Although they lived together, they had different circles, different life routines, and different occupations. It's different inside and out.The only thing in common may be that Xiaoji and Nao Nao belong to the same gender and are both men.

Compared with Xiaoji, Nao Nao is very different.Nao Nao belongs to a well-known otaku. He usually updates his texts on the Internet. He can be regarded as a small writer who can make a living from his pen. I just go to comic exhibitions from time to time, and the most common daily pastime is playing games at home.

And what about Xiaoji?There are a lot of girlfriends around me, and changing girlfriends is like changing clothes every time. In this matter, Nao Nao had conflicts with Xiao Ji more than once.The point of the contradiction is that Xiaoji always brings some girls home, and each time they are different, and then he introduces the two of them.During the complaints made by Nao Nao and Hou Zi, Hou Zi learned that every time Xiaoji brought back girls of all kinds, including white-collar workers from office workers, young ladies from bars, and even some radio station girls. Small anchors, hosts and the like.

Every time I bring a girl back, Nao Nao can still turn a blind eye, but every time Xiaoji brings a girl back, he has to knock on the door to introduce Nao Nao to the girl, and then go out to eat together. Once back and forth, Nao Nao had a problem with Xiao Ji.

Nao Nao often said to Xiaoji, I will bear with you if you bring girls, don’t knock on my door to introduce us if you have nothing to do, it doesn’t matter to me that you are together, I am often writing manuscripts, and you interrupt me, don’t It always bothers me like this and affects my daily work.

Xiaoji agreed every time, but it was still like this every time.The noise was unbearable, so I talked to the monkey, but the monkey tried to persuade him many times but failed, so he gave up. Anyway, it's not a big deal.

But after a few months, Houzi received a call from Aunt Zhang, the neighbor of Xiaoji's house, saying that Xiaoji and Nao Nao had started fighting in the house.When the monkey heard this, it was strange, so he had a good temper, and he didn't get angry when he was harassed. How could he fight with others when he had nothing to do?Monkey put down the phone and rushed over non-stop. When he arrived at the scene, monkey found the door of the house open, and the two of them were wrestling on the ground. A pure-looking girl stood beside him, persuading him, but it was of no avail.

Seeing this, the monkey hurried forward to pull the two away, and then began to understand the situation from the only calm person on the scene who had watched the whole process.

It turned out that the pure-looking girl standing on the side is Nao Nao's best friend Lingling. Lingling is a girl Nao Nao met at the comic exhibition. That time Lingling felt that Nao Nao really liked her, so Nao Nao came forward to say hello. It turned out that the two liked the same anime, loved the same characters, and chatted very speculatively at the comic exhibition, so the two exchanged contact information after the comic exhibition.

After exchanging contact information, the two chatted on the Internet from time to time.Later, the two got in touch more, and Nao Nao discovered that Lingling's family lived nearby, so the two often played together, and went out for coffee, and sometimes Lingling and Nao Nao discussed how she felt about watching anime.

Once Lingling came to Nao Nao to see the novice figure that Nao Nao had just bought, and met Xiao Ji who was off work. Xiao Ji fell in love with Lingling at first sight. After the exchange, Lingling also liked Xiao Ji's humor. .

But Nao Nao is not optimistic about the two of them. Of course, the reason is not that Nao Nao likes Lingling, but because Nao Nao thinks that Xiaoji is very unreliable.Nao Nao thinks that Xiaoji, who flirts with women everywhere and can change girlfriends faster than changing clothes, is not suitable for Lingling at all.But Nao Nao couldn't persuade Lingling who fell in love, so he had to warn Xiaoji privately, telling Xiaoji not to let Lingling down, and saying that Lingling was not the casual woman he was outside.

At that time, Xiaoji, who was not yet fresh, naturally agreed to further development, and said that making troubles was nosy.But Nao Nao's warning had only been issued for a month and a half, and Lingling came to find Nao Nao crying.

Lingling and Nao Nao cried and told that she was pregnant with Xiaoji's child, but Xiaoji didn't want to be responsible and wanted to break up with herself.That's why there was the scene where Nao Nao and Xiao Ji just got into a fight.

"Don't pull me, I'll beat this heartless guy to death!" Lingling just finished talking about the whole story, when Nao Nao rushed up and punched Xiaoji in the face, and she didn't know that Nao Nao had been doing this all year round. How did the dead house, who doesn't go out indoors and lacks exercise, be so energetic that he knocked out a little Jiya who has been exercising all year round.

Xiaoji was beaten by Nao Nao, and rushed up to fight back, but was grabbed by the monkey.The monkey pulled Xiaoji and cursed: "Are you justified? Are you right! Why do you beat him!"

Xiao Ji was scolded by the monkey, and immediately scolded back: "Everyone is an adult! Just for fun! He just likes people! He even talks about fighting for injustices, because he feels that the horse that he can't catch is being fucked by me! I feel unwilling! "

"You're a scumbag! It doesn't matter if I chase after you or not! You can't treat others like this! They give you everything! Just kidding! How did you promise me in the first place!" Nao Nao was told by Xiao Jiyi , It directly hit the weak point, and suddenly got armor, rushed up to push Xiaoji down, and riding on Xiaoji was a beating.

Lingling stood aside, tears streaming down her face, but she didn't pull her away.The monkey stood on the side and was very embarrassed. He didn't know what to do. He definitely supported Nao Nao from the bottom of his heart, but he couldn't help Nao Nao beat Xiaoji. opened.

Xiaoji's nose was bruised and her face was swollen from being beaten by Nao Nao, and she couldn't speak fluently: "Isn't it... everyone is... an adult... She can't afford it and just say it... If she is pregnant, she will get married..."

"You still say! Shut up! You haven't been beaten enough!" Seeing Xiaoji being beaten like this, the monkey was not forgiving, and quickly scolded: "It is true that you are sorry for the girl now, and you are like this now. Scolding Nao Nao or insulting Lingling!"

Seeing that there were more and more people at the door, the monkey quickly closed the door, pulled up Xiaoji who was lying on the ground and couldn't get up, looked at the noise, and said: "Xiaoji is wrong about this matter, but it is always wrong for you to fight. Yes, this matter is about Xiaoji and Lingling, although you are Lingling's friend, you should not participate, after all, this kind of matter should be resolved by the parties themselves."

"Is it okay for him to treat Lingling like this? Lingling gave him everything! If he just said it for fun, wouldn't he want to be responsible for everything?"

"A child, am I going to kneel down and propose to her?!"

Lingling glanced at the two of them, slapped Xiaoji, and ran out crying, Nao Nao glanced at them, and chased them out.Seeing this, the monkey didn't stop Nao Nao, but stood aside, looking at Xiao Ji who was not moving, and said, "How do you think this matter should be resolved?"

"Kill the child, we break up, it's as simple as that."

"You should be more careful. Every time you bring a dubious woman back, forget it. You still cause trouble when you come back. Last time you brought a junior high school student back, and the parents called the police? Do you remember that? It's time to go to another city to participate in the comic exhibition, or someone will take the blame for you. You should also grow up, make a good girlfriend, don't make so many things, I will rent the house to you, It also caused a lot of trouble, what do you want me to do?"

"Okay, I get it. Don't nag like that. I'll settle my affairs by myself. Now that's the case, I'll move out at worst. I won't lose your rent."

"It's not about you moving him away! You have to think about how to solve the problem! Don't be the same as last time, the parents called the police, the police came to the door, you left the girl and walked away , what do you want?"

"Okay, okay, I'll take care of it. He's in his twenties, nagging like Qi 81. Really." After finishing speaking, Xiaoji went into the bathroom to tidy herself up.

The monkey glanced at Xiaoji, shook his head, said hello to Xiaoji without saying anything, and went back.Within three days, Xiaoji said hello to Houzi, and moved out completely, Nao Nao still lived there, and didn't say that he would move, and Monkey didn't ask about Xiaoji and Lingling, so they lived in peace. , the only difference is that the monkey has to help Nao Nao to recruit a new roommate. This time the monkey knows that he can no longer find someone like Xiaoji, otherwise his troubles will continue one after another.

(End of this chapter)