daily quirks

Chapter 41 The Monkey's Strange Tenant (1)

Now housing prices are rising day by day, and many people can't afford a toilet with a year's salary, so many people now choose to rent a house.But everyone knows that renting a house is actually very luxurious. What is the approximate price of a house?In my case, a family rents a house with three bedrooms and one living room. If it is near the school, it will cost about three or four thousand a month, and if it is a little bit remote, it will be two or three thousand a month.For such an expensive price, if there were not so many people in the family, they would generally not choose to rent such a large and well-equipped house.

In this context, everyone chose to rent a house together, which is now called shared renting.

And my friend, monkey, is one of them.But monkeys are not renters, they are landlords.By the way, the monkey here is not An An's boyfriend from before, but another Mr. Hou.

Monkey's parents passed away when he was very young, but they left behind many houses. Over the years, the houses have been demolished one after another, and all of them were demolished to a certain area. Monkey also became a big landlord and began to rent out House for living expenses.

We always joked at that time, saying that monkeys would not eat peaches or bananas, so they switched to eating tiles.Although the monkey has many houses and can get the rent without doing anything else, it seems easy, but the monkey has a lot of troubles.

Let me give you the big picture.Monkey’s parents passed away and left five houses, two of which were relatively large in size, so they became two houses during the demolition, so Monkey has seven houses in this area.Every house belongs to the small three-bedroom house, which is the kind of house with two bedrooms and a study room.

At the beginning, Monkey rented out the whole house, but the house was always unable to be rented out, and Monkey was very distressed.As a result, the neighbor’s old lady and the monkey said that the house can be rented out as a single room. Now there are so many office buildings in this place, and the white-collar workers are all alone. One person is full and the whole family is not hungry. How can one person rent such a big house? Woolen cloth?The monkey thought it made sense, so he locked every room in the house, installed an independent electric meter, and started the business of renting out single rooms.

The story happened in these single rooms.

One of the earliest tenants of Houzi, she is called Zhenzhen here. My names are all messed up.Zhenzhen is a white-collar worker in a nearby trading company. His usual working hours are stable, from nine to five, and Zhenzhen does not have a boyfriend. Most of his girlfriends live in this area. The monkey’s house is very close to Zhenzhen’s company, and the decoration is not bad. It's not bad, and the price is very affordable, so Zhenzhen became the earliest tenant of Monkey.

As we said before, it is really a white-collar worker, the daily work is boring, and the life after get off work every day is even more boring.It belongs to the kind of white-collar worker who is radiant, white, beautiful and temperamental at work, and a house girl with sloppy slippers, shorts, and a vest after get off work.Well, in fact, many girls are like this now.But how would the monkey know then?Houzi saw Zhenzhen for the first time. At that time, Zhenzhen had just left work, wearing professional attire, light makeup, lipstick, eyeshadow, and blush, and a high-heeled suit and small backpack. Monkey immediately agreed to rent the room to Zhenzhen.

Zhenzhen is different from ordinary people, because Zhenzhen found the landlord Monkey, and Zhenzhen’s best friend used to live nearby, so Zhenzhen felt that instead of sharing the rent with strangers, it’s better to live with her best friend, everyone has What's more, monkey's rent is so cheap and the house is so well decorated, why not?So after staying for a month, Zhenzhen told Houzi that his girlfriends Linlin and Lili would also come to live here.

Hearing that, the monkey thought it was a good thing, and he didn't need to look for tenants everywhere, so he immediately agreed to come over to sign the contract on the weekend.

The monkey here agreed, and Zhenzhen and Zhenzhen's girlfriends are ready to move here.As we said before, when Zhenzhen is not at work, she is the kind of home girl with sloppy slippers, shorts, and a vest. It is very different from when she is working, and Zhenzhen's girlfriends are also like this.Everyone said that birds of a feather flock together and people are divided into groups.But the monkey didn't know. On this day, the monkey was very happy, so he went to the house to find them to sign the contract.

As soon as the monkey rang the doorbell, there was a scruffy Zhenzhen with no hair or makeup on.Seeing this, the monkey almost asked directly, who are you, auntie?But monkeys definitely can't ask such a question, so they just said, I'm looking for Zhenzhen.

Really answered, landlord, you are here.Then Linlin and Lili were called out.

Only then did the monkey realize that it was Zhenzhen who opened the door.At that moment, the monkey had all the embarrassing cancers. Fortunately, he didn't ask who it was, otherwise it would be embarrassing.

After the symbolic and real girlfriends introduced the house and the rent, everyone hit it off. At that time, the contract was signed, and the monkey handed over the keys to Lili and Linlin.

Coming out of the house, the monkey patted his chest, thinking, this girl's makeup skills are really amazing, she looked so real that day, without makeup, changing clothes, or combing her hair, she turned out to be like this...

But this one, it doesn't end there.Do you think that after the monkey knew that Zhenzhen looked like this without makeup, the matter would end like this?Of course not...

Monkey belongs to the kind of landlord who has nothing to do, as long as you pay the rent on time, I won't bother you, and I won't show up unless you find me.So it's true that they don't meet monkeys often.

Zhenzhen and the monkey met for the second time because the Internet in Zhenzhen's house was not working well.And the monkey, who just knows how to do this, went into battle by himself.

With the previous experience, the monkey has long been mentally prepared for what the person who opens the door will look like, thinking that no matter how sloppy the person is when he opens the door, he will be prepared.But it turns out the monkey was wrong again.

The monkey knocked on the door, and the woman who opened the door was still a sloppy woman, wearing a loose T-shirt, shorts, and slippers, her hair was clipped casually, and she still smelled of instant noodles. The monkey saw, um, Jin Hair, big T-shirt, this height, it should not be real, but I can't tell who it is. The hair colors of Linlin and Lili are also colorful, and I can't tell them apart, so I just say hello, Go straight in.

But as soon as the monkey entered the door, he found out what had happened.The whole living room is like after the war, with all kinds of snacks and snack bags all over the table and sofa.There are several buckets of instant noodle buckets on the table, the noodles and soup inside have not been poured out, and a few flies are already wandering around.There are still worn clothes on the floor, changed suits, and even worn stockings. The most exaggerated thing is that there are underwear on the back of the sofa...

The monkey took a look, and his head was getting bigger. Is this still his own house?Going closer, there is a pile of clothes on the ground blocking the monkey's path, and the monkey's head is even bigger... It's only been a month, and the house has become like this... Slowly walk into the room, and all the people in the room There are all kinds of food, such as potato chips, French fries, biscuits and other small snacks, as well as takeaway lunch boxes, hamburgers and French fries, all eaten and uneaten are put together, the bed is covered with clothes, beside the bed There is a pile of food on the desk, and a computer in the middle of the food... I don't know where the host, router, etc. are, and I see a display screen that is on...

One of the women, seeing the monkey coming, kicked her clothes under the bed, searched the room, and finally found a stool, took out a tissue and wiped it casually, put it in front of the table, and then put the table Separate the food and greet the monkey to sit down.The monkey glanced at it, didn't say anything, and sat down with a face of embarrassment, thinking to solve it quickly and leave quickly, because he couldn't stay here for a minute.The monkey looked at it for a while, and found that it was just a problem with the settings. After helping to set it up, he was about to restart the router. The monkey looked around, but couldn't find where the router was, so he turned around and asked the girl standing behind him, where is the router?

Then these three girls who couldn't tell who was who, rummaged through a pile of clothes, and finally found the router buried in a pile of clothes and stockings. After the monkey restarted the router, the network was fine.

The three girls were very grateful and said that they would invite the monkey to dinner. The monkey glanced at the three girls, shook his head, and refused. Before leaving, he did not forget to remind the three girls to remember to keep clean It is best to wrap up the food and throw it away. Poor hygiene can also affect health.

The girl nodded and went into the house. The monkey shook his head, thinking that it would be the same next time he came, so he took the elevator downstairs.

When I went downstairs, I happened to meet the old lady who taught herself to divide the house.

"Aunt Li, do you want to buy vegetables?" The monkey saw the old lady holding some vegetables and tofu and was about to go upstairs, so he said: "Buy some meat, it's not good to eat these vegetables and tofu all the time, it's not nutritious enough, and it's getting old Also pay attention to eating well."

"Oh, it's like this when you get older. Those fish and meat don't want to eat, they can't eat them, and they can't bite. What are you doing here? Do you want to come to my house for dinner?"

"No, there is a problem with the tenant's network, let me take a look. No need, I have to go back soon."

"Oh, it's just your tenant, I won't talk about it, you don't sleep and sing in the middle of the night every night, I knocked on the door several times to no avail..."

Seeing the distressed look of the old lady, the monkey apologized: "I'm sorry, Aunt Li, I will tell them to keep their voices down and disturb your rest..."

(End of this chapter)