agent stupid

Chapter 7

Leng Jie came in after directly knocking Concubine Shui and her little girl unconscious with the ecstasy drug.She just took off Concubine Shui's clothes, put them on herself, and put on makeup like Concubine Shui.Because I have never seen Shui Guifei's sober expression, nor heard her voice, so no matter how good her makeup skills are.She can only put on a makeup that is roughly similar to her.This appearance is more than enough to deceive people who are not very close to her.But if you get close to someone you know well, you can tell the truth from the fake at a glance.Therefore, Leng Jie didn't dare to make a sound, let alone raise her head.

While eating just now, countless scenes of meeting the emperor flashed through Leng Jie's mind.There is a scene where a man and a concubine are in love. As soon as the two meet, they have a lingering hug and kiss.Then, taking advantage of his unpreparedness, he was hypnotized and left in his memory, witnessing the scene of black and white impermanence taking away the soul of his beloved concubine.

There is a scene where the concubine is anxious and shy, the emperor can't wait to get straight to the point like a pervert, and he has to act shy and twisted like an ignorant girl, and then use the same method to brainwash him.

Even if he would break himself through with a single glance, then restrain him with his backhand, and take him out of the palace.From then on, she lived a life of avoidance and roaming the world. She thought of it all.The only thing I didn't expect was that there would be such a scene, that we would meet in such a way.

Apart from blaming her gluttonous mouth now, she can only pray that the emperor loves this concubine Shui Gui very much.He loves so much that he doesn't care about the trivial matter of eating alone first, and loves so much that he only feels sorry for whether she was swallowed, instead of pursuing the matter of whether the dirt was vomited on him.However, if he really loves that watery beauty who is as gentle as water, wouldn't it be easy for him to cheat?Leng Jie felt conflicted in her heart, but after only a moment, she calmed down.Decided to use the same strategy to deal with the immediate crisis.

So, one dragon and one phoenix confront each other like this.There was no exchange of voice, nor meeting of eyes.In this way, each of them stood in a stalemate.

Eunuch Fu and Liu Momo, who followed the emperor in and were about to perform the carnival ceremony for the imperial concubine, were also stunned and tongue-tied by the concubine's movements, expressions and the situation in the room.They stayed in the harem for decades and served several generations of emperors, and each emperor had three palaces and six courtyards and 72 concubines.What kind of newlyweds haven't seen them?
Some were overjoyed to enter the palace and passed out so happy, some were unwilling to complain but forced to smile, some were so violent that they wanted to die and live, some cried and made a fuss and wanted to leave the palace.However, I have never seen any empress who would clean up all the food and wine for the carnival ceremony before she and the emperor.And he did such a disrespectful and outrageous thing like vomiting and vomiting at the emperor.If it was another empress, seeing the emperor coming, even if she vomited into her mouth, she would swallow it again.The new master was lucky, she actually picked it out with her hands, spit the emperor all over.They couldn't help but start to worry about this noble concubine, no matter how much the emperor dotes on her, he won't tolerate someone violating his dragon prestige, right?
Eunuch Fu, who knew the inside story of the situation, saw the emperor's expression and thought that the emperor had already made a decision.Although he didn't understand how the always gentle and virtuous Concubine Shui suddenly became like this?However, in his heart, he was relieved for the emperor and the silly queen.In any case, the foolish queen's fate is saved, regardless of whether the silly queen is a phoenix or not, it is related to the future happiness of the emperor's master and the fate of the king and dynasty.He would rather believe it than let his master take a chance.What's more, it's not a big deal to have one more stupid queen in the palace.

The slick old fox hurriedly bowed to the imperial concubine and said: "This old slave has seen the imperial concubine, good luck!"

Liu Momo on the side also saluted and said hello.

The two greeting voices forced Leng Jie to reply, but now she decided not to attack the emperor, but to play the role of a concubine who lacked soul and soul.As for how to get out later, she can't control that much.

Leng Jie, pretending to be dazed, stared blankly at the tall figure leaving in a hurry, her mind went blank for a moment.But she immediately understood that this beautiful water concubine, like the silly queen, was just a political victim in a gorgeous coat.

What a childhood sweetheart, what kind of pet is good.These are all for the world to see, or they are guesses by those boring court ladies and eunuchs.

It is an indisputable fact that kings have been ruthless since ancient times.Throughout the 5000-year history of China, an infatuated emperor like Shunzhi who loves beauties and does not love mountains and rivers.How many people can there be?

Leng Jie suddenly had a bad feeling of being used by others.I couldn't help slandering in my heart: "It made me work for a long time in vain, and I also worried for a long time in vain. If I had known that he was just in a stalemate with me for a while, I didn't even ask what was going on, and I didn't ask the imperial doctor to come for diagnosis and treatment. I just said a word "Shui Guifei suddenly contracted a serious illness and is not suitable to serve her. In the future, she will rest and recuperate in the West Palace. Without my will, she is not allowed to step out of the West Palace." Do I need to expend so much effort and die so many brain cells to act? If the soul medicine is thrown away by her, it won't be a problem. I have to change her clothes now."

Although there was some complaint in my heart, my hands and feet didn't stop.Hearing people outside shouting: "Farewell to the emperor!" Leng Jie hurriedly ran to the door and closed the door from the inside.Needless to say, once the emperor left, those door gods outside would definitely barge in.

Leng Jie walked around behind the screen and lay down on the edge of the bed.He forcefully pulled out the unconscious imperial concubine and girl from under the bed.Just finished eating Leng Jie with delicacies from mountains and seas, his strength is slowly gathering, and his physical strength is recovering slightly.Therefore, pulling out the two of them, changing their clothes back, moving them to the bed, and covering them with quilts, all of this was done very quickly.

Leng Jie, who can't protect herself, has no energy to feel sad for ancient women.Finally, Leng Jie glanced pitifully at the Sleeping Beauty on the bed who had been thrown into limbo by the emperor's words, turned around and put on the eunuch's clothes again, and jumped out of the window.

When Leng Jie returned to the East Palace, she saw Xiao Mingzi guarding the door of her bedroom alone, leaning against the wall, drooping her head like a hen pecking at rice.In order not to wake him up, Leng Jie hurriedly turned around, quietly walked around to the back, and entered through the window.

It took another effort to change the image of himself and Xiaoqingzi back.To be on the safe side, she injected Xiao Qingzi with the memory of his activities during the past half day.When everything was ready, Leng Jie patted Xiao Qingzi's ears with both hands, and Xiao Qingzi's eyes slowly opened.Then he shook his head vigorously, trying to clear up his somewhat confused mind.

At this time, Leng Jie had turned back to her foolish appearance, eating Xiaoqingzi's cold rice mixed with water with "relish".Seeing that Xiao Qingzi was still eating his rice with extra ingredients, he had a contemptuous smile on his face.Turn around and prepare to leave.At this time, Eunuch Fu's shrill and hoarse voice came from outside the door:
"The King is here"

This sound not only frightened the two eunuchs who were not doing their job well, but also shocked Leng Jie.Although the emperor's arrival was expected by Leng Jie, but it was beyond her expectation that he came so quickly.She thought that the emperor would not come to see this so-called 'Phoenix Body Immortal Body' at least until tomorrow morning.She was startled by her actions.If he was slower, wouldn't he be caught by them?
In fact, Leng Jie did not make a mistake.The emperor had no intention of coming to the East Palace.Because he didn't want to see the people in the Eastern Palace at all, even if she indirectly helped him achieve his wish, he just wanted to keep his promise and let her continue to stay in the Eastern Palace and fend for herself.The emperor, who grew up in court struggles since he was a child, naturally knows better than anyone else what kind of treatment a foolish queen who is not favored and has no background will receive in this complicated and powerful harem.It's just that Leng Jie missed out on the character of Imperial Physician Hu.

When the emperor came out of the gate of the West Palace, he was stopped by Hu Qingfeng who had been guarding outside, and told him what happened in the afternoon.After Xuanyuan Yunxuan heard this, the brows that had just been relaxed frowned again.Recalling Shui Rong'er's abnormality, he immediately turned back to the West Palace.However, Shui Rong'er actually locked the bedroom door from the inside, and he was so angry that he shook the thick wooden door open with his palm.He rushed in again, only to find Shui Rong'er lying quietly on the bed with her girl.He was in a deep sleep, and there was no sign of waking up due to such a big movement.

Qingfeng, who came in with the emperor, saw at a glance that they had been poisoned by the ecstasy powder that he personally prepared for the little eunuch.Qingfeng pursed her sexy thin lips and complained to the emperor:

"They were poisoned by Mihunsan. I know who gave the medicine. However, I thought he was coming for you. If I had known that he was the one on the bed, I wouldn't have stepped on the rain and dew at the gate of the West Palace. Where are the mosquitoes in the middle of the night!" After speaking, he deliberately scratched his body here and there, pretending to be very itchy and pitiful.

Xuanyuan Yunxuan glared at him, and replied coldly:
"Don't play tricks there, who doesn't know that you are the nemesis of all poisons! The mosquitoes are still three battles away from you, and they ran away in fright when they smelled you. Come with me to the East Palace to see that little Qingzi Who the hell is it? Why do I feel that this matter is getting more and more complicated!"

"Wrong, I think it's getting more and more interesting!" Qingfeng replied impassionedly with excited eyes in his eyes: "Go, today I will accompany you to the gloomy and dead East Palace for a walk."

After speaking, no one paid attention to the person lying on the bed, and the group headed towards the East Palace.

As soon as he entered the gate of the East Palace, a gust of dark wind rushed towards his face.Xuanyuan, who was walking in front, couldn't help but glance back at Qingfeng, intending to say that he is really amazing, and he can predict the future.

Qingfeng rolled his eyes at him, and returned him, you are a fool's eyes, and moved on.The three of them saw Xiao Mingzi who was dozing off from a distance.Qingfeng gave Mr. Fu a wink, telling him to keep silent.Eunuch Fu knew that the emperor's adopted brother was playful, so he followed his will and waited until he reached the gate of the queen's bedroom before he began to perform his duties repeatedly, and reported:
(End of this chapter)