agent stupid

Chapter 6

An agile figure quickly moved to the backyard and stopped in front of a hidden bush.This person was Leng Jie, the idiot who went to the backyard after dealing with the little maid.

Relying on the cover of flowers and trees, Leng Jie quickly scanned the surrounding environment.The surrounding area was so quiet that even the chirping insects could not be found.Probably because of the sultry weather in autumn, all the windows and doors facing the backyard were wide open.And this place happened to be outside the window of the imperial concubine's bedroom, Leng Jie thought, this is one of the reasons why there is no one in the backyard!Who would be so ignorant to disturb the emperor's noble concubine's good deeds.That's not like eating honey dipped (zhon) onions is the same as lighting a lantern in a hut-looking for death.However, Leng Jie seems to have forgotten, isn't she the one who is not afraid of death?

Leng Jie was very satisfied with this environment, at least it provided her with a safe hiding place.She moved her heavy body lightly, and quietly moved under the window. After hiding her body, she chose a best observation point and quietly observed the situation inside the house.

The room was huge, more than twice the size of the silly queen's bedroom.It is divided into two by a golden screen embroidered with phoenixes. The inner room is the same as the East Palace, with a big mahogany bed carved with dragons and phoenixes, but with an extra pink gauze curtain.The autumn wind blows through the window and blows into the room, disturbing the gauze curtains, which is very seductive.There was light smoke in the incense burner beside the bed, exuding a faint fragrance.

The furniture of the same series is antique and very luxurious.All kinds of rare treasures are filled with shelves.Among them, the most eye-catching thing is the only luminous body in the big room that is as bright as day.That fist-sized night pearl radiates dazzling light like an incandescent lamp.No, it should be as bright as a 100W incandescent lamp.

Looking at the glittering beads, Leng Jie felt an itch in his heart.He thought to himself: "The people here are really extravagant and boring. They actually use such a beautiful and cute baby as a light bulb! When I gain a firm foothold here, I must find a way to rescue the baby from these boring guys. , appreciate it, cherish it!"

Anyone who knows Leng Jie knows that for her, diamonds and exquisite jewelry are just tools to complete tasks.And she is most interested in the smooth and round beads, especially the luminous pearls that can emit light in the dark.A friend asked her why she doesn't like more dazzling diamonds, but she only prefers pearls?She always laughed at herself and said: "This is an occupational disease caused by the training of agents since she was a child. Because agents always live on the side of the backlight. That's why she developed a personality that is afraid of the dark and loves the light."

Leng Jie reluctantly looked away from Ye Mingzhu.Through the embroidered screen, you can see a round table in the outer room, which is filled with various food containers. You don't need to think about it, it must be full of delicacies from mountains and seas.Leng Jie added lips unconsciously, and the secretion of saliva in her mouth accelerated automatically.There seems to be an invisible hand in the stomach, trying to reach out to get the food over there.It was only then that Leng Jie remembered that she hadn't eaten anything in her body yet?With this cognition, the feeling of hunger instantly spread throughout the body.

Not daring to continue, Leng Jie immediately looked away from the table.Sitting upright at the table is a noble concubine in a phoenix crown and Xiapei.Behind her, a girl in a palace costume is shaking her round fan rhythmically, fanning the imperial concubine to escape the heat.Although they can't see their faces clearly, they can be imagined just from the posture of the figures, the people inside must be classical beauties with natural beauty and outstanding demeanor.Leng Jie has always liked beautiful things, no matter men or women, as long as they are beautiful, she likes them purely visually.But now she doesn't have the extra energy to go to the beauties in YY.

After the observation, Leng Jie immediately put Silly Hou's brain, which had been left unused for a long time, into high-speed operation.Comprehensive analysis of the current form.There were two people in it, and the method of directly using hypnotism was completely rejected.Because it is impossible for her to hypnotize two people at the same time.

If you make a noise, send one person away first?This doesn't work either, there are still six door gods guarding the outside door.If there is any movement, isn't it suicide?

Solve the maid first, and then use hypnotism?This doesn't work as before.She has no equipment, no facilities, and no superpowers. How could she kill someone in an instant without disturbing the people around her?
Leng Jie began to miss her exquisite pen anesthesia gun, those high-efficiency chemical sprays, those sophisticated weapons with boundless power, and those advanced equipment that allowed her to climb over walls, hang on the roof, and lie on the wall.But now she can only think about it.Here she is nothing but this fool's body and her immortal soul.

Think about it in a modern society that advocates materialism. If she Leng Jie wants to pretend to be a god, she can frighten a large number of people who don't believe in ghosts and gods without much effort.Unexpectedly, when I came to this feudal society that believed in ghosts and gods, I was at a loss.Leng Jie frowned, clenched his hands into fists, and waved his fists to his face symbolically.

Leng Jie tried her best to restrain her slightly disturbed thoughts. After coming to this world in the future, all the choices and decisions she had made went through her mind again and again.In the end, she came to the conclusion that she felt that she did not make a wrong choice, and if she did it all over again, she would still do it.

It's just that she found that she missed an opportunity to pick more beneficial tools for herself.Leng Jie suddenly regretted that when she was in the imperial pharmacy just now, she didn't ask that handsome man to give herself some silver needles, poisons and other things!If there is a silver needle in hand now, then with her shooting level and current distance, it must not be difficult to accurately shoot the silver needle stained with ecstasy into the girl.

Although, an excellent agent must be able to adapt to the situation and use local materials.However, the current situation and the surrounding environment all reminded Leng Jie of a common saying - a clever woman can't cook without rice!
After analyzing the situation in front of her eyes, the corners of Leng Jie's mouth drooped slightly, her eyelids slowly narrowed into a slit, her eyes became darker and darker, and her hands were randomly drawn around her body.Suddenly, Leng Jie's eyes lit up, her gaze flickered, her eyelashes blinked, and the corners of her mouth turned up.

Immediately, Leng Jie crossed her hands and clenched her fists, turned around and bowed to the sky.I prayed in my heart: "God bless, the emperor and the imperial concubine have always adhered to the ancient etiquette. Don't get too familiar with them. You must not be like those pre-married men and women in modern times. The two parties are as familiar as one person. I hope the emperor never seriously. Pay attention to the physical characteristics of his real wife, Silly Queen!" After speaking, he tapped his forehead with his right hand, and tapped each chest on the left and right sides.By the way, the God of the West is also here to help.

Xuanyuan Yunxuan turned a blind eye to the palace people who were kneeling in the courtyard to pay their respects, and rushed all the way, his loose clothes covered both sides of the palace road, and the broken branches and fallen leaves that the palace people had just cleaned up were blowing wildly in the wind.Wherever it went, it was like a gust of wind passing by.But he didn't know it at all, and went straight to the imperial concubine's bedroom with a face full of excitement.

The maids and eunuchs kneeling on the ground and saluting, have never seen such an emperor!In their impressions, the emperor, who was as noble as a god, had always had only one expression on his handsome face, which was ruthless.Even in front of the empress dowager, it was the same.But now he has changed for the new imperial concubine, looking at his excited and eager look, one can tell how important the imperial concubine is in the emperor's heart.Everyone couldn't help secretly happy in their hearts, to be able to follow such a favored master, as if their own bright future was already in sight.

The six door gods at the gate of the imperial concubine's bedroom were as early as the moment the emperor stepped into the West Palace.Already kneeling on the ground, loudly shouted long live, and reported the letter to the imperial concubine inside.

Holding a chicken leg in the room, the "New Concubine" who was devouring it was startled by the sudden call!A piece of chicken was stuck in his throat, and he couldn't get down or get out.She was about to be unable to breathe, and she didn't want to be the first person to be swallowed by chicken.She was so anxious that she could only reach in and pick it up regardless of her image, once, twice... "vomit". "New Imperial Concubine" patted her chest, sighed lightly and said, "Oh! All day came out"

The emperor rushed in just in time to meet this thrilling scene.It's just that he doesn't know that the Shui Guifei at this time has been stolen by his stupid queen.The person who stood in front of him and made such "elegant" actions was the true phoenix he wanted to rely on now, the stupid and cold.

Xuanyuan Yunxuan, who was frowning, was also stunned by the scene in front of him, even though he swept thousands of troops by himself.The noble and elegant beauty during the day is doing "horrible" self-abuse actions at this time.The food and wine prepared for the carnival ceremony on the table seemed to be swept away by hungry wolves, and it was a mess.

During the day, her apricot eyes were still full of spring, and her pair of watery eyes were full of love, but now she was staring at her clothes that had been sprayed with dirt by her, and she didn't know how to salute, didn't know how to say hello, let alone be afraid.

Xuanyuan Yunxuan couldn't help thinking: "What's the situation? Hasn't the child's hour not yet arrived? Could it be that the King of Hades came to seduce the soul in advance? Yes, it must be like this, otherwise there is no way to explain the strange behavior of the person in front of him."

The emperor is the emperor, and the ability to accept and imagine is of course extraordinary.Xuanyuan Yunxuan quickly accepted this fact and regained his sanity.He really wanted to see what would happen to this person who lost his soul and soul?Therefore, he didn't care about the dirt on his body, just quietly waiting for her next expression.

After Leng Jie finished her breath, she belatedly realized that there was a body in a bright yellow brocade dragon robe standing in front of her.The reason why it is said is the body, because she really only saw his body below the shoulders.She was so desperate that she also found out the delicacies she had just vomited out.It all reached the top of the brocade dragon that seemed to be about to fly.

In this situation, don't think about it, even if you are really stupid, you will know that you are in big trouble, right?Leng Jie started to groan in her heart, and thought to herself: "Could it be that today is another day of doom? The unlucky things I haven't encountered in decades have all come out on this day. First, I found out that my husband was having an affair, and then I was caught by a little-known The little gangster was shot, and woke up to this unknown ancient time. Her ass was not hot yet! A new round of battle began. Even eating a chicken leg almost swallowed her to death! Just narrowly escaped, In front of her came another living Hades who wanted her life."

(End of this chapter)