agent stupid

Chapter 31

Xuanyuan looked at Qingfeng, then at Wuming, and couldn't understand what was going on with Wuming's expression now?He thought he had explained it clearly enough!Is he still afraid?But looking at his personality that is not afraid of anything, it doesn't seem like he will be scared stupid by a joke, right?Or maybe it's been a long time since I joked, making it difficult for people to tell the truth?

He seemed to have forgotten what Jun Wu said.Xu is the king of his country's words are effective to others, but Qingfeng and Wuming have always had no prestige at all.Therefore, in front of them, he no longer regards himself as the emperor.

In this way, the three entered into a silent stalemate.

Time passed by every minute and every second, and half of the incense used to record the time had been burned.Qingfeng and Xuanyuan just stared at Wuming with ever-changing expressions on his face.Seeing her smiling for a while, crying for a while; her face was gloomy and cold for a while, and soft and warm for a while; finally her expression was fixed on calm and motionless.

It has been more than half a month since I came to this strange time and space. In order to survive, Leng Jie has no extra time to cherish the memory of the past.The emperor's unintentional joke made her fall into deep memory.Not only reminded her of betrayal and pain, but also thought of those happy and beautiful things.Especially what she loves.I almost wanted to get out of my soul and go back.Of course, the premise is that she has that ability.Although Leng Jie was very angry, she hated the man who betrayed her.But, ask her to pay for other people's mistakes—to bear the pain.She would never allow such a thing to happen.She thought, since she can't make that man pay the price now, then she should completely clear him from her memory like garbage.After making up her mind, Leng Jie suddenly came back to reality, and found two people staring straight at her with blazing eyes.

Realizing that Leng Jie was distracted just now, he immediately activated his stagnant brain.But!What were you talking about just now?Oh yes, eunuch.The emperor said that he would serve as his eunuch.Ask her if she would like to?What nonsense, who would want to be a eunuch?
"Junior Brother, have you been frightened stupid? The emperor wants you to pretend to be a eunuch again, not to really become a eunuch." Seeing Wuming who finally regained his composure, there was a hint of regret in his expression, Qingfeng hurriedly told her the part she missed.

"Uh! That's it! Why didn't you say it earlier! It made me worry for nothing." The blurted complaint brought the distance between them a lot closer.

Xuanyuan and Qingfeng looked at each other with a smile, and asked: "So you agree?"

"It's okay to be an eunuch! But there must be a time limit! If you let me act as a eunuch for a lifetime, the fake will come true, right? Besides, I don't do anything to serve people!" It's the first thing to say about being ugly, but don't really use her as a slave.

"Don't worry, I won't let you be a eunuch for the rest of my life. I won't let you wait. You just need to go to the early court with me, and go to the imperial study after the next court to help me sort out the papers. In this way, you can not only understand more The situation in the court will not reveal the identity of Qingfeng Junior Brother. Naturally, those old guys will not have any precautions against a new eunuch. So far, the only people who know your identity are the people in Qingfengju. And Mr. Fu?" After carefully explaining his intentions, the emperor nodded his head when he saw them, and said again: "Twenty days later, you will still help me manage Longmen as planned. I believe you will perform even better at that time. .”

"Are you going to court by yourself?" Qingfeng asked excitedly.

"They are already suspicious. In addition to suffering such a big loss today, tomorrow's morning will definitely be full of tricks." Xuanyuan frowned, and said helplessly, "My injury has almost recovered, and I can steal ten I am content with my free time. It is not my style to avoid the problems that I have to face by myself. It’s just that you two have to go to the morning court with me tomorrow.”

"As long as you don't have to wear the golden crown that weighs people down, and sit motionless on your dragon chair and pretend to be dumb, you can say anything." Qingfeng immediately stretched his sword eyebrows, and his eyes shone brightly.He said relaxedly and heartily as if he was relieved, "To be honest, the dragon chair made of pure gold is uncomfortable to sit on. It's really unbearable if it wasn't for that person."

Xuanyuan's face suddenly became gloomy, with helplessness and sadness in his eyes.Such an expression appeared on an ordinary person, perhaps it was nothing at all.However, when it appeared on the body of an emperor, especially a super handsome emperor, the effect was not just a little bit or two, but a direct difference of one hundred and eight thousand miles.Any normal person would be amazed by such an expression, and could not help but want to pity Min.

However, the two people he faced were not ordinary people, let alone examples of normal people.Qingfeng was used to his expression and turned a blind eye.

Leng Jie was a little surprised when he arrived! "No way! This man's bald look is so handsome!" However, she never pitied the strong min.She continued to think: "However, why does he suddenly look pitiful when his father died, his mother married, and his wife ran away?" Leng Jie felt that she had learned psychology well, and she could see through many people's thoughts.But she couldn't read the mind of the man in front of her.Is it the difference in the background of the times that will cause the difference in thinking?Perhaps, after she adapts to the life here and understands the culture here, she will be able to understand the thoughts of these ancient people!

"Okay! I'm also going to see if the [-] big boards have effects or consequences? But I've made it clear, I won't do things like serving tea and water to people! When the time comes Don't use the emperor's privilege to oppress people!"

Xuanyuan restrained his sad emotions, sighed at Wuming and said, "Forget it! The idea of ​​letting you two brothers and sisters come to serve me, I can't even think about it! Especially your senior brother, you can ask him, Has he ever been oppressed by the imperial power in the past three years in the palace?"

"Hey, Xuanyuan, you are too unkind! According to what you said, I have been working like a cow and a horse for ten days to help you correct papers and deal with political affairs. It is useless to heal your wounds and change your medicine. ? Doesn’t this count as serving you?” Qingfeng retorted dissatisfied.

"We've been brothers for so many years, and you still care about me? If you were lying on the bed and couldn't move, would I watch you and ignore you?" Xuanyuan asked nonchalantly.

After thinking for a while, Qingfeng said: "You are right! But that day is impossible. So, don't make such metaphors."

"You and my senior brother are brothers who have shared weal and woe, but I am not your brother. Therefore, your answer still has no guarantee for me. Who knows if one day I will not be careful because of my carelessness? Do you make a small mistake or accidentally say something wrong, and you will be killed?" For Leng Jie, she doesn't care what role she plays, but if the role is too low, and the masters of the harem really She will definitely not be able to bear being called around like a slave.Therefore, she had to let the emperor know that she was not really a slave.

"You really think I'm a tyrant? How could you just kill someone casually?"

Hmph, do you think you are a good person?Wasn't the stupid queen killed by you once?Leng Jie took a hard look at him in her heart, and said with a smile: "Of course you are not a tyrant, but besides you, there are many other masters in this harem. If I am just a slave, it is difficult to guarantee that I will not be Are other masters bullying me? You also know that I have a bad temper. If there is a conflict, and I don't have the skill of my senior brother, look at my small body, those guards will come here for two One, you can knock me down. By the time you and senior brother arrive, maybe I have already reported to Lord Yan.”

"Then what do you want?" Knowing that he had already thought about it, Xuanyuan asked directly.

"If you really want to, why don't you give me a life-saving token such as a gold medal for avoiding death or a summoning letter! Only then will I feel confident when I walk in the palace in the future. If you help me with things, I will help you." It will be more handy, right?..."

After Leng Jie's hard work, the emperor finally couldn't resist her noise, and gave her a life-saving gold medal that could run rampant in the harem.It's a one-off, but it's better than nothing.

In the early morning of the next day, the equally resplendent and solemn Jinluan Hall was completely different from the hustle and bustle of the teahouse and wine shop the day before.Instead, it was like the painful wailing and moaning from the surgical ward in the hospital.

Dressed coldly and cleanly as an eunuch, he stood quietly in a corner of the hall.Without hiding under the table, she could observe the expressions of every official.The military officers are a little bit better. Apart from their bad complexions, they can still stand upright and maintain their official authority.The civil servants were all pale and their lips were blue.There was a distorted and painful expression on his face, but there was a fierce and sad look in his eyes.Few people can bear the pain and straighten their backs.

A few officials standing at the back of the line with straight waists attracted Leng Jie's special attention.What they have in common is that they are relatively young and look no older than 35 years old.Furthermore, although their faces also had painful expressions, there was no trace of resentment in their eyes.From time to time, you can still see a hint of sarcasm in the corner of their eyes.

"It's these few people! Interesting!" Leng Jie said in his heart.

With the sound of "The emperor is here!" The wailing stopped immediately.All the officials bowed their knees cautiously.Shouting "Long live the emperor!" Someone accidentally touched the injured PP, and immediately let out a small boo.

Officials' energies are spent on PP.Of course, there was no extra thought to notice that the little eunuch who came out of the corner did not kneel down and salute the emperor like them.Instead, they directly greeted the emperor who was accompanied by Eunuch Fu and Imperial Physician Hu into the palace.And replaced the position of Taiyi Hu, accompanied the emperor to stand on the left side of Luanzuo.

(End of this chapter)