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Chapter 30

"What a plan! What a plan! Mr. Wuming, you are truly a man of genius! You can come up with such a good plan with just a blink of an eye." Eunuch Fu, who had just entered the door, praised in amazement.

The emperor and Qingfeng were even more shocked by her style of strategizing easily and casually.If we talk about her amazing performances in the past few times, it can only be seen that he is a straightforward and smart boy.But today's performance is enough to prove that he is extraordinary and unique.

After Xuanyuan looked at her blankly for a moment, he turned his head and said to Fu Gonggong: "Fu Gonggong, go to draw up the decree now!" "Yes, the old servant respects the decree!"

Seeing Eunuch Fu leave the medicine hut, Xuanyuan turned his head to look at Leng Jie and asked, "How did Wuming come into the palace? I heard from Eunuch Fu that when you saw you rescued me, you were dressed as an eunuch. Is there such a thing?" "

What's the situation?Unload the mill and kill the donkey?Turn over old accounts?Leng Jie and Qing Feng face each other!
What was his purpose in asking this question?Unload the mill and kill the donkey?But the grinding has not finished!Did he discover something?It is true that people say that companionship is like companionship with a tiger!Leng Jie met the Emperor's gaze with doubts, what exactly do you want to say?
"You also know that Wuming can't do light work, he wants to come to the palace to find me, what can he do if he doesn't pretend to be a eunuch?" Qingfeng answered the emperor's words before Leng Jie.

Xuanyuan ignored Qingfeng's explanation, and stared straight at the astonished Wuming with slightly narrowed eyes. This was the first time he saw a surprised expression on Wuming's slightly immature face.I can't help Wan'er, so besides the expression of arrogance and disdain, you also have unexpected expressions?

"Does your majesty want to come to settle accounts after the fall?" Anyway, Xia was stretching out his head with a knife, and retracting his head was also a knife, Leng Jie restrained his mind and asked directly.

Xuanyuan's eyes narrowed even smaller, and the corners of his mouth raised unconsciously.Jokingly asked: "Oh! Wuming thinks you owe me something? Why don't I know? Does Qingfeng know?"

Wuming and Qingfeng glanced at each other, then turned to the emperor at the same time.

I saw the emperor You's ground was like frost, his eyes were cold and gloomy, and his tone suddenly became cold: "I just want to know, why did you appear in my branch of Longmen? I don't think it's because I know I'm in trouble." Did you go to save me on purpose? I left the palace suddenly that day, and even the shadow guard and Eunuch Fu didn’t know where I was going, so you have no reason to know! And as far as I know, you brought me back to the palace through a secret path Right? How did you discover the secret path? When did you discover it?"

It turned out to be an old account!I could bear it for ten days before asking, this honesty is not so deep!After finding out the details, Leng Jie replied straightforwardly: "First, I did sneak into the palace disguised as an eunuch, and I sneaked in with the wedding party on the day of your wedding.

Second, being able to save you that night was indeed just a coincidence.

Third, that secret passage was discovered by me following a sneaky man one night. At that time, I was enjoying the night view of the palace outside, when I suddenly found a man coming out from the back wall of the West Palace.I thought he was an assassin or something, so I followed him secretly out of curiosity.Later, I saw him disappear behind the rockery.Then naturally found a secret passage there.Later, my senior brother and I accidentally rescued Qing'er. In order to avoid causing trouble for my senior brother, I wanted to take Qing'er out of the palace.It is also difficult for senior brother to use lightness kung fu to bring me and Qing'er out of the palace avoiding the guards of the palace.So, I decided to take that secret path.But, who knew that the road would lead to your Dragon Gate?If I knew this earlier, I wouldn't be a good person.Anyway, that Qing'er has nothing to do with us, let her let your noble concubine die! "

Xuanyuan has been bedridden for the past few days, and his mind is not idle.He wanted to reuse Wuming, so of course he would send someone to investigate his origins.However, he was still a step too late. When he was unconscious, Qingfeng and Wuming had already thought up excuses and made sufficient preparations.By the time he sent people to investigate and verify, unknown clues had already been left in the inns and restaurants all the way from Wuyou Valley to the capital.

Qingfeng deliberately ignored Leng Jie, punished her to close the door and think about her mistakes, and forbade her to go to the East Palace.Also because he knew the emperor.Knowing that he has already become interested in Wuming, and will definitely send someone to keep an eye on her and observe her secretly.Last night, he finally managed to get rid of that secretive Ding Zi with medicine, so that he could take her to Fenglin to open up her tendons.It's just unexpected that they left his surveillance for a few hours.Immediately, the emperor couldn't hold back and asked directly.

Fortunately, Leng Jie checked the real and the fake, and the false and true answers were reasonable and reasonable, and she couldn't find any flaws.Not to mention that Xuanyuanhui completely believed her words, even Qingfeng, who knew everything, had the illusion that such an explanation was true.

The emperor's face became warmer, his eyes suddenly shone with a strange brilliance, and his voice became very soft as he asked, "So Wuming was very successful in pretending to be an eunuch, and no one recognized him. Does Wuming think it's fun to be an eunuch?"

Just that one glance made Leng Jie unconsciously feel a deep chill.Coupled with a sudden gentle voice. "There is a conspiracy!" Leng Jie cried in her heart.Sure enough, before she could answer "it's not fun," the emperor continued, "So Wuming thinks morning is fun, right?"

Leng Jie and Qingfeng looked at each other again, exchanged glances, and Leng Jie replied in embarrassment: "Uh! I really can't hide anything from the emperor! I felt bored this morning, so I followed my brother to the hall to see Once." After a pause, she put on a look of resignation, and said righteously: "I know that place is not for people like us, if you want to punish you, you can punish! I have no complaints. However, this matter has nothing to do with senior brother, just because he let you out of anger today, don't pursue his joint responsibility!"

The corners of the emperor's lips curled up into a wicked smile, and no emotion could be seen in his narrowed eyes.The lazy voice contained both teasing and threatening elements.

"Yeah! It's a capital offense for idlers to sneak into the hall without being summoned. It seems that you have saved my life, and you are Qingfeng's younger brother. In addition, you also have some talents. It would be a pity to kill you! Since you I also think eunuchs are fun, so why don’t I fulfill you, and you can stay by my side and be a little eunuch accompanying me from now on! Then you will be able to enter the hall every day in the future.”

"Mother, eunuch! Me?" Before the emperor could finish his sentence, Wuming's complexion turned pale suddenly, and then he exaggeratedly protected "Baby" with both hands, and staggered back three steps to avoid standing firmly.He gaped in surprise.

"Haha...what? You don't want to?" Xuanyuan laughed heartily at Wuming's appearance, and all doubts in his heart disappeared.

However, Qingfeng was stunned by Leng Jie's astonishing behavior on the spot. Did she really think of herself as a man?Then he shook his head and smiled wryly.As for her acting skills, he can only say that she admires her acting skills once again.

The sentence "Why, you don't want to?" made Leng Jie's mind suddenly jump out of the scene she saw in the restaurant before the accident.

That day, because of work needs, she really went up to the eighteenth floor from the window on the fifteenth floor of the hotel.She didn't want to be outside the window on the sixteenth floor, but unexpectedly heard a voice she was so familiar with. "Why, you don't want to?"Then a foxy voice replied: "How anxious you are! Your wife looks good, why do you always come out to hunt wild food? Is it possible that sending her can't satisfy you?" "She is the kind of person who only has work in her heart." For a woman, sex is dispensable to her. But, I am a normal man, how can there be no sexual interest in a man's life!" The degree of awe she felt at that time is not enough to describe it with five thunderbolts .

Leng Jie's complexion suddenly became stiff and ugly, and he sneered sarcastically in his tone: "Yes? Is there any man in this world who would be willing to be a eunuch? That baby is an indispensable tool for men to pass on their families and enjoy their sexual life. What do you say If a man has no sexual interest, what's the point of living?"

Xuanyuan and Qingfeng looked at each other in astonishment, and shrugged each other.They automatically ignored the words that Wuming said that they couldn't understand.They were stunned by the painful and cynical expression that suddenly appeared on Wuming's face.Xuanyuan wondered if he was frightened by himself, and was trying to explain that he was just joking with him, and didn't really want him to be a eunuch.The nameless cold and heartless voice sounded again.

"However, I really want to see how a man can go wild without that curse!" Now she really regrets that she didn't just rush in and castrate that lowly man.

Xuanyuan looked at Wuming's gritted teeth, and had a momentary illusion that Wuming's expression now was exactly the same as that of the empress mother when she knew that her father was going to choose a concubine.How is this possible?Wuming is just a child, how could he have such an experience?As soon as the thought flashed, Xuanyuan felt that he was thinking too much, and hurriedly drove this ridiculous thought out of his mind.

But Qingfeng looked at Xuanyuan worriedly, then turned his gaze to Wuming, but Xuanyuan asked: "Xuanyuan, you don't really want Wuming to cleanse yourself, do you?"

Qingfeng glanced at Xuanyuan worriedly, then turned his gaze to Wuming, but Xuanyuan asked: "Xuanyuan, you don't really want Wuming to go clean, do you?" Knowing that Xuanyuan is not a tyrant, in order to find out his true identity Intent, Qingfeng asked knowingly.

"I just said that I want Wuming to be a eunuch again. When did I say that I want him to cleanse? Are you thinking this way? It's not like he has never played the role before, and he has played it very successfully, hasn't he?"

Play it again?Qingfeng looked at Wuming, and saw that she seemed to be still immersed in some kind of memory and couldn't extricate herself.He was not listening to the conversation between him and Xuanyuan at all.What's up with her?Did you recall something when you regained your memory?Qingfeng looked at her bewildered look worriedly, his lips twitched a few times, he hesitated to speak, and finally he didn't make a sound to wake her up.

(End of this chapter)