agent stupid

Chapter 14

Qingfeng was so stabbed that he couldn't help trembling, he quickly looked away, and said calmly, "The phantom medicine you mentioned is the prescription you gave me last time? How is it possible? It's obviously a medicine?"

"The world is full of wonders. There are only things you can't think of, and nothing you can't do. You must have never heard of this sentence, right? You added two herbs to my prescription, and that's what you said. I almost missed it last time." I was killed by you, and this time you came out to make trouble again. Do you think I had an enmity with you in the previous life?" After speaking, Leng Jie looked at Qingfeng beside her with disdainful eyes, and before he could agree, she said again: "You know kung fu! Do you know acupuncture points?"

Although Qingfeng didn't understand what she asked for, but she had the experience of being despised by her before.He didn't dare to ask casually anymore, for fear of being looked down upon by her again, he simply nodded and said, "Yes."

Leng Jie didn't expect him to suddenly become so straightforward, and looked at him in disbelief.Seeing that there was nothing unusual about him, he said with confidence: "When those people come over, you just need to help me light their sleeping holes, and then throw them back to Fenglin, and all our old and new debts will be written off. Then, You will be your imperial doctor, and I will be my stupid queen. We have nothing to do with each other. How about it? If you agree, I will let you go?"

"As long as you let me go, you will no longer be my opponent. Are you not afraid of my repentance?" Qingfeng still couldn't help asking.However, he did not expect that Silly Empress did not answer his question immediately, but directly kicked the baby in his trouser cuff, which made Qingfeng's face turn pale with fright, and he didn't care about the silver needle at the death point, his legs were tightly attached to the Together, protect the crotch cuffs with both hands.Trembling asked: "You, what do you want to do?"

"What don't I want to do? I just want to see if you are a man. I thought that only women and eunuchs can do things that go against your will. Since you reminded me, of course I have to verify your integrity! Otherwise, you have to If you're really not a man, wouldn't it be very dangerous if I let you go?" Leng Jie saw Qingfeng's funny expression, resisted the urge to laugh, and replied solemnly.

"Of course I'm a man, you don't have to worry, I promise you." Qingfeng hurriedly made the promise.

The imperial soldiers who were scared to death by the will-o'-the-wisps in the maple forest did not dare to move forward.However, the order of the master of the harem had to be obeyed.So, they huddled together tightly and moved forward bit by bit. When they moved to the place where the will-o'-the-wisp happened, they found a half-burned palace maid's clothes lying on the ground, emitting wisps of smoke.The Jinjun and Xiaolian, who kept telling themselves that the flame just now was just an illusion, finally recognized the reality, and screams immediately resounded throughout the palace: "Ghost——"

"Isn't it? Their reaction is too slow! It's only now." Leng Jie, who let go of Qingfeng and only heard the ghostly scream from Fenglin, couldn't help frowning and muttered.

Qingfeng, who had regained her freedom, immediately jumped three feet away from Silly Hou.He straightened the crumpled moon-white satin gown after hugging him stupidly, and smoothed out a stray strand of hair on his forehead.He replied complacently: "It's not that they react slowly, but because my lightness kung fu is fast!"

Seeing that he seemed to have completely forgotten how embarrassed he was just now, Leng Jie couldn't help reminding: "I said the fox doctor, do you think it's your lightness kung fu that is better? Or is this empress's leg kung fu better?"

Once reminded, Qingfeng's complexion suddenly turned red, and he immediately stepped back three feet.The legs were unconsciously pressed together again.Dodging his eyes, Dulu said inarticulately: "You, are you still a woman? I've never seen such a woman!"

"Whether I'm a woman or not, you'll know if you come and have a test! I'm not as timid as you, afraid of being tested by others." From his blushing and frightened expression, Leng Jie concluded that this little fox must be an innocent Innocent boy.So, jokingly said in ambiguous language.

After hearing this, Qingfeng gasped, and was stunned.He thought to himself: "This queen is not only a fool, but also a lunatic, right? Otherwise, how could she say such explosive words?" Thinking of this, Qingfeng let out a sigh of relief.He couldn't help finding an excuse for his injustice, "How can I, an imposing man, care about a crazy, stupid woman!"

Leng Jie saw that the little fox's face was like a chameleon, red for a while, purple for a while, blue for a while, and white for a while, knowing that he was stupefied by her words, so she stopped teasing him.He coughed fiercely, "Cough!" and pulled his sanity back.Seriously said: "Fox, remember what I told you just now, you just need to knock down those imperial guards and throw them back to Fenglin to leave. You are not allowed to come to the East Palace to peep again." After finishing speaking, without waiting for an answer, he turned around and went Go to the bedroom.

Seeing that she was about to leave, Qingfeng hurriedly jumped in front of her, blocked her way, and said solemnly: "My surname is Hu, and my name is Qingfeng. I'm not called Fox. You can call me Qingfeng, or Mr. Hu."

"Well, is that all? Get out of the way when you're done." Anyway, we won't deal with each other in the future, so it doesn't matter what you call it.Later, half Leng Jie said in her heart.

"They're all so frightened, do you think they'll come to the East Palace again?" Qingfeng agreed to call him by his name after seeing the foolishness, and then asked about something serious.

"Since they have been ordered to come to the Eastern Palace to collect people, even if they know that there are demons waiting for them in the Eastern Palace, they still want to come. Because they are soldiers, and the duty of soldiers is to obey." Leng Jie took it for granted. replied.

Qingfeng was shocked by the stupid queen's answer again, and after a second of stunned, he asked sharply, "Who are you? What's the purpose of pretending to be a queen? If you dare to do things that are detrimental to the emperor, Jing and the people, I will I will never let you go!"

Leng Jie glanced at Qingfeng, looked at him with a serious expression, sharp eyes, and a sharp attitude, snorting coldly and said: "Hmph! You think it's fun to be a silly queen who is spurned by the palace slaves, poisoned by her husband, and bullied by concubines." Is there still a bargain? I’m so full that I can’t digest it, so I’m fine pretending to be a fool? Calling you stupid! You’ve even played me once. Calling you smart! It’s a blasphemy against intelligence.”

"You, you, me, I..." Qingfeng was once again stunned by Leng Jie's words.But Leng Jie didn't let him go, but took his words and said viciously: "What are you! It's not impossible to know my secret, unless—"

"Unless what?" Qingfeng asked eagerly
With a smile on Leng Jie's face, she took two steps closer to Qingfeng before lazily saying, "Unless you become my man."

Qingfeng didn't let go of the calculation that flashed in his eyes when Silly Hou said "unless", coupled with ambiguous actions and words.He was so frightened that he put his hands on his chest, and turned his eyes away as he stepped back, not daring to meet the foolish queen's smiling, teasing eyes.

From the moment she discovered her husband's betrayal, there was only heartache left. Leng Jie, who was struggling nervously on the lifeline since she was put on the silly back, was so amused by Qingfeng's cute appearance, and laughed heartily for the first time Said: "Haha, Qingfeng, you are so cute, you are the most fun big boy my sister has ever seen. If you are willing to be my younger brother, I will tell you everything you want to know. How is it?"

"I'm already twenty, and you're only sixteen. If you want to be me, you're also an older brother." Qingfeng pouted unconvincedly.

After her prank-loving nature was fully aroused, Leng Jie continued to tease out of control: "Really? Are you twenty? But it seems that you are not as old as Qinger."

"Hmph! You actually compare me with that little girl?" Qingfeng was completely irritated by her words because she didn't see Leng Jie's expression.

At this time, the sound of chaotic footsteps came from outside the palace gate, and the two people who were bickering immediately restrained their minds and returned to indifference.Leng Jie mouthed that she was following the plan, and quickly found a hidden place with a wide view to hide.

Seeing Qingfeng's figure approaching the palace gate in a flash, Leng Jie was amazed by her elegant posture and lightning speed.Qingfeng's figure using lightness kung fu is much more handsome than the lover of Eunuch Fu and Shui Rong'er whom he met later.It seems that this Qingfeng is not only pure and fun, but also has good skills. If he can be made a guest of the Eastern Palace...

A few people panicked at the gate of the East Palace, and the imperial guards rushed in.They all seemed to breathe a sigh of relief when they entered the East Palace, and went straight to the ground.There is no image of a soldier at all, no, it should be that the image of a person is gone.Leng Jie got the expected result, but she was not happy in her heart, she was very disappointed with the performance of these forbidden soldiers.This made her, who was also a soldier, feel extremely depressed, but she ignored that this was in ancient times, and she was no longer a soldier.Besides, the quality of these palace guards is nothing compared to modern spies.

Qingfeng stood on the wall of the palace without even noticing himself, and only used a dozen leaves to finish off the group of cartilaginous worm-like Forbidden Army that had long been routed.The maid Xiao Lian was the last one to stumble in and ran in. As soon as she entered the door, she saw the imperial guards lying on the ground. She opened her mouth wide in fright, but she didn't even cry out. She rolled her eyes and fainted.Seeing this, Qingfeng shrugged towards Leng Jie's hiding place, and shook the last leaf in his hand.Indicate that he fulfilled his mission and everything was done.

Leng Jie nodded towards Qingfeng, indicating that he did a good job.Then he pointed to the people on the ground and asked him to bring them back to Fenglin first.Then, he quickly jumped to Xiaolian's side, pulled her legs, and dragged her backwards towards the bedroom.

Qingfeng picked up a forbidden soldier in one hand, and was about to leave with lightness kungfu. Seeing the look of silly queen dragging Lian'er backwards, he couldn't help shaking his head and sighing: "Oh! You really have no strength to restrain a chicken!" After finishing speaking, throw The two men in the open hand snatched a leg from Leng Jie's hand, carried it upside down into the bedroom with one hand, fell heavily to the ground, clapped their white hands, and faced the following man Leng Jie said: "How do you want to deal with her?"

(End of this chapter)