agent stupid

Chapter 13

Leng Jie never dared to move.Leng Jie could not be sure that the emperor had really left until he heard the sound of rotting water and milk coming out of the room.Leng Jie stood up and patted the wall on the clothes, but in fact there was no paint on the wall at all.He glanced at Ye Mingzhu in the room, and by the way glanced at the two people who were exercising vigorously.Once again, sympathy for ancient women like Shui Rong'er.At this time, Leng Jie was very fortunate that the emperor's father, the dead ghost, did not ask the stupid queen to give birth to a bunch of princes and grandchildren for him in his will.

"The imperial concubine is here!"

A sharp yin and yang sound pulled Leng Jie back from her memories.Looking up, I saw Shui Rong'er in a gorgeous phoenix suit at the palace gate, surrounded by a group of eunuchs and maids, with her head held high, full of confidence as if she owned the whole world, she walked straight towards the cold and clean place come over.

The East Palace people who were already covered their mouths in fright because of the tongue.As early as when he heard the sound of "the imperial concubine has arrived", he knelt on the ground indiscriminately, not daring to look up.Qiu'er is an old man in the palace, the most courageous and knowledgeable among them.She was the only one who dared to look up at Shui Rong'er, pouted her head and saluted, "Welcome to the imperial concubine empress! Empress is a thousand years old!"

"Tsk tsk, what kind of master is there, there is what kind of slave. Look at you, aren't you all so stupid that you can't even salute?" The maid beside Shui Rong'er mocked her cold nose while Kick the palace people kneeling in the wrong direction with their feet.The people in the palace who were pulled back to the gods by the pain hurriedly turned around, bowed their heads and saluted: "Welcome to the imperial concubine! The empress is a thousand years old!"

Shui Rong'er glanced at the frightened and bewildered servants on the ground out of the corner of her eyes, and said with dignity and gentleness: "Well, get up!" Then she turned to face the servants who were still sitting on the reclining chair in a daze, staring straight at Her coldness showed a contemptuous smile, and she said arrogantly: "Sister Empress, my younger sister is here to buy you tea." As she spoke, she took a cup of "tea" from an eunuch and gave it to the silly queen.

The silly queen grinned at the imperial concubine, stretched out her hand to snatch the teacup as if impatiently, and was about to put it in her mouth.Just when the imperial concubine and her companions were all beaming with joy, Qing'er, who was trembling with fright, suddenly rushed over and knocked over the teacup that had been put on her lips after she was foolish.Then, with a trembling slender body, he tightly protected the silly queen.That posture was like a hen desperately protecting the chicken.

Qing'er's actions once again moved Leng Jie, but at the same time kept others cautious.Shaoqing, the people who recovered from the shock, except for Leng Jie who was still giggling, all of them thought that Qing'er was dead now.

Even Hu Qingfeng, who followed Shui Rong'er and his party and was hiding in a tree to watch the excitement, was shocked by the courage of the little girl protecting the lord.But then Qingfeng, like others, mourned for this loyal little girl in her heart.

"Bold girl! How dare you intentionally overturn the tea that I served to the empress! Someone, pull me down and beat me to death!" Shui Guifei was the first to break the silence and roared angrily.

Before the words were finished, two guard soldiers in armor rushed out from the crowd.Just when their hands were about to grab Qing'er.Suddenly, a shrill scream interrupted their movements.

All eyes immediately focused on the place where the scream came from.But it turned out that the person who made the piercing voice was none other than their noble and beautiful imperial concubine.At this time, the beauty was terrified, her face was pale, her back was bent, her hands clasped her left chest tightly, and her screams turned into howls.The maid beside her who kicked someone earlier immediately stepped forward to support her precarious body.He asked eagerly: "What's the matter with you, my lady?" Without waiting for an answer, she turned around and told the people behind her: "Go and pass on the imperial doctor to the West Palace immediately, and you go and tell the queen mother, and you go and tell the emperor, and you all come over and send your lady back. Go to the West Palace."

The palace people in the East Palace stared blankly at the backs of the imperial concubine and her party who came and went in a hurry, unable to recover for a long time.

Leng Jie cast a contemptuous look at the leaving crowd, and sighed in her heart: "Oh, now I finally know what it means to be 'poor people must have something to hate!' I hope you will behave yourself next time, and don't come to the East Palace to trouble your aunt again. Otherwise, it would not be as simple as asking your Mimi to eat an embroidery needle." After sighing, Leng Jie turned back into that carefree and ignorant foolish queen.

It turned out that when Qing'er was protecting Leng Jie in her arms, Leng Jie touched Qing'er's body with an embroidery needle used to mend her clothes.When everyone focused on Qing'er, Leng Jie took the opportunity to shoot the needle like a dart into Shui Rong'er's towering left peak.Only in this way did Shui Rong'er scream.

Qingfeng, who was also stunned by Shui Rong'er's inexplicable scream and expression, wanted to chase after Xigong to see what happened, because he had never seen any disease that would make people suddenly painful to that extent, and seeing her like that, It seems that the painful place is just a sensitive area.But just when he turned around, he happened to catch the shrewdness and sternness in Silly Queen's eyes.But when he wanted to take a closer look, Silly Queen's eyes returned to the dull and infatuated look.

Although it was only a momentary glow, it immediately reminded him of the look in the eyes of the 'Little Qingzi' who made him make medicine.A satisfied smile naturally appeared on the corner of Qingfeng's mouth, and he said to himself: "Haha, there is nowhere to look for, it's so easy to get here! Little Qingzi, let's see where you are going to escape this time?"

There is only a garden between the East Palace and the West Palace. The most distinctive feature in the garden is a large red maple forest.The setting sun is slanting, and the soft light penetrates the flaming red maple leaves falling with the wind, showing spots and shadows.It adds a strong mysterious color to the dusk of late autumn.

The East Palace was silent.

However, Xi Gong had already turned his back on his back, and had been wailing and exclaiming continuously since the afternoon.

Following the sound of "The Empress Dowager is here!", a middle-aged lady with an anxious expression stepped into the West Palace with the support of two palace servants.While walking, he asked the imperial doctor who rushed out to meet him after hearing the news: "What's the matter with Concubine Shui?"

"Back to the Empress Dowager, my humble minister is incompetent. I really can't find out what disease the noble concubine is suffering from just by feeling the pulse." An old imperial doctor with white beard and white hair replied truthfully.

The Empress Dowager's complexion changed suddenly, and she was about to explode, when a mournful wail came from inside at the right time.The Empress Dowager cared about the people who were in pain, glared at the imperial physician, and hurried to the imperial concubine's bedroom.

The Empress Dowager stepped into the bedroom and was immediately stunned by the scene in front of her.The originally spacious and gorgeous bedroom, at this time, is in a mess and is horrible like encountering a robber.The remnants of rare and rare treasures were scattered all over the ground, and almost none of the things that could be dropped were spared.The thoughtful queen mother then turned to the kneeling palace servants and asked sharply: "How do you take care of the master? You haven't cleaned up the place yet. If the emperor sees it like this, none of you can expect to see tomorrow." The sun." Before the Queen Mother finished speaking, a disheveled figure with a disheveled face rushed out from behind the screen and rushed towards the Queen Mother.The maid next to the queen mother, with quick eyes and quick hands, knocked out the figure with a palm, hit the wall pillar and bounced back.

"Ah! That's Concubine Shui!" When the servants of the West Palace who were kneeling on the ground listening to the empress dowager's training came to their senses and cried out, Shui Rong'er had already vomited blood and was unconscious.

Everyone was stunned by the sudden change, and the maid who knew that she had hit the wrong person even rolled her eyes and fell down.The Empress Dowager ran over with a pale complexion and hugged the distorted Shui Rong'er in her arms.He shouted eagerly: "Rong'er, Rong'er, wake up, I'm an aunt!" Seeing that the person in his arms didn't respond, he turned his head and shouted at the white-bearded doctor: "What are you doing in a daze? Concubine Shui, heal your wounds! If anything happens to your concubine, the Ai Family will punish you all."

The white-bearded doctor hurried forward, took Shui Rong'er from the Queen Mother, laid her flat on the bed, and began to feel her pulse.After a while, the imperial doctor summoned the medicine attendant, took out a pill from the medicine box hanging on his body, and fed it into Shui Rong'er's mouth.Then he said to the queen mother: "Your Majesty, don't worry, Concubine Shui lost consciousness due to minor internal injuries and exhaustion. After taking the old minister's medicine, she can recover after a few days of rest. However, the concubine's pain, The old man must go through a visual examination to be sure."

"Then get a doctor quickly! Don't you see that Rong'er has been tortured to the point of being out of shape?"

"However, the sickness of the empress is in her private parts, so it's unreasonable for an old minister to diagnose and treat her!" The white-bearded imperial physician replied with a flushed face.

The queen mother looked at Shui Rong'er who was still covering her left chest with both hands, and then looked at the imperial physician.Finally, I closed my eyes and thought for a while, then slowly said: "You are right, I cannot let you ruin the reputation of the imperial concubine. Then what do you think? Should I find a female doctor?"

"My lady's pulse is not wrong. According to the old minister, my lady's pain is really strange. If my guess is correct, my lady may have been hit by someone else's hidden weapon. I have heard people say that there is a kind of pain in the rivers and lakes. The hidden weapon of the 'Storm Pear Blossom Needle' is as thin as a hair, but extremely powerful. It can often injure people invisible. I heard that to remove the needle, you just need to use a suction stone close to the needle hole and suck the needle out." The old man The imperial doctor took Shui Rong'er's pulse and explained to the queen mother.

"You mean to say that she is not sick, but that someone dared to murder the concubine in the palace?" The queen mother asked sharply.

"This, the old minister is just a guess based on the pain of the imperial concubine and the pulse analysis. It is inconvenient for the old minister to investigate whether it is true. However, the queen mother can let the female officer who waits on the empress do a serious investigation for the empress. If you find pinholes, you can use a suction stone to try.”

"Since you can try it, why wait until now? Lian'er, why don't you come over and inspect it for your master!" The Queen Mother shouted at Lian'er who was still kneeling on the ground.

"Back to the queen mother, the imperial doctor told the master to use a suction stone to try, and also gave Lian'er a suction stone. But the master will not let Lian'er get close!" Lian'er said aggrieved.

(End of this chapter)