Bachelor

Chapter 408 Defeat

This is the first big laugh from everyone, and it's just the beginning.

Seeing Dongguan being abducted by Yueguan, he fell to the ground in a flick, dressed like an old farmer, annoyed, and shouted: "Call for sale.

Yue Guan seemed to have come to his senses suddenly, and raised his voice again: "Sell it! Sell it!"

Exhibition: "What are you selling?"

"Abduction."

Zhanbu stomped his feet and said in a heuristic tone: "Connect."

Yueguan yelled again subconsciously: "Abducted and sold! Abducted and sold!"

At this time, the queen mother had just finished laughing, and she had a strong internal fire recently, and the imperial doctor told her to drink more water.But the Empress Dowager also came from a bitter background, and she was not used to the fine Longjing in the palace, so she found it tasteless.Therefore, the palace prepared the best maple leaf tea for her.Speaking of this kind of tea, there are many specialties. It needs to pick the maple leaf buds on the day of the beginning of spring and dry it in the sun.When drinking, the first water is tasteless.It needs to be soaked for half an hour, and then poured out.When it was time to change the water for the second time, the soup was bright red and had a strong sweet taste, which was the Queen Mother's favorite.

Although this kind of tea soup has a strong taste, it clears away heat and relieves heat. The Queen Mother drinks several cups every day.

Today is no exception, the eunuchs have already prepared for her well in advance.

The queen mother was a little thirsty just now, so she picked up the cup and took a big gulp.

Concubine Zhang Gui snorted beside her, and said bitterly: "Queen Mother, what kind of show is this? Just three people are chatting on it. Don't you want to fool us? It doesn't matter if you fool your concubine, but what is your status as an old lady, Queen Mother, how could it be possible?" Let three inexplicable opera actors fool you with this inexplicable play? Ah..." Before she finished speaking, the Queen Mother said "Pfft!" and sprayed a sip of hot tea all over her head and face.

Concubine Zhang Guifei turned pale with fright, "Plop!" Kneeling in front of the Empress Dowager, she said in a trembling voice: "Empress Dowager, Empress Dowager, do you have any dissatisfaction with this concubine? Will this concubine change?"

The empress dowager spit out a sip of tea on her face, which completely frightened Concubine Zhang Gui, as if being hit by a thunderbolt in the heart, all three souls and six souls were scattered.

This sudden scene stunned everyone, and all the eunuchs and palace maids knelt down.

The Queen Mother laughed loudly, and helped Concubine Zhang up: "Haha, haha, it's nothing to do with you...it's all my fault, it's all my fault for not being able to hold back. This scene...is really interesting, haha... Get up, get up, get up..."

When Sun Dan saw Concubine Zhang Gui suffered such a big loss by the Queen Mother's side, although there was a big feeling in his heart, he was also a little afraid: fortunately, fortunately, fortunately, I am really too smart.Seeing that the queen mother drank water, she knew that things were going to be bad, so she quietly moved to the side, otherwise, if she was not careful, she would be sprayed all over her head and face.

Only then did Concubine Zhang realize that the empress dowager did not spit at her. After she was pulled up from the ground by the empress dowager, she was so wronged that she wanted to cry.Two court ladies hurried over and wiped her face with a cotton towel.

It's okay if you don't rub it, but once you wipe it, the rouge and gouache on your face will become a mess, red and black, as if you have opened a dye shop, how embarrassing it is.

Everyone looked amused, but because of Concubine Zhang's noble status, they didn't dare to show even the slightest smile.

Concubine Zhang Gui knew that she was a big loser, so she could only grit her teeth and sit on the chair without saying a word, but the circles of her eyes were already red.

After finally stopping her laughter, the Queen Mother didn't feel that she had lost her composure. Instead, she looked at Zhanbu, Yueguan and Dongguan who had stopped on the stage in surprise, and said unhappily, "Why do you three stop?" Come down, go on, go on, haha, good, good."

The three of them were delighted when they heard the Queen Mother's praise, they glanced at each other, and gave a grateful look to Sun Dan who was hiding aside.

Sun Dan gave them an encouraging smile.

The play begins again.

This play is really funny. When everyone heard the play started, they all gathered their minds and watched the play carefully.

Hearing Yueguan yelling "trafficking", Dongguan got up from the ground and looked at her puzzled: "I said her aunt, what's going on, who wants to kidnap and traffic you?"

Yueguan still had that carefree look, pointing to Zhanbu and said, "No, he abducted..."

Dong Guanda stared at Zhanbu indignantly: "You are the one who wants to kidnap and sell her?"

Zhanbu angrily pointed to Yueguan who was acting as his wife beside him and asked, "What eyes do you have, abduction, abduction, I can abduction like this, you buy it?"

Today's Yueguan is dressed in a very rustic way, and she is a bit ugly.The reason why it was sought after by theater fans in the past was because they sang really well.But in good conscience, the Moon Palace is dark and small, and it is impossible to see it after removing makeup.On the stage at this moment, she is an old and ugly woman.Such a woman, even if she is abducted, will not show any appearance.

Hearing what Zhanbu said, the audience below laughed again.

On the stage, Dong Guan looked a little broken, and stomped his feet: "What's going on with you?"

"What's the matter, meddle in your own business." Zhanbu became a little rude.

Yue Guan laughed loudly: "We are a couple, we are playing here."

Dong Guan was very annoyed: "The New Year's Eve is here to sell his wife for fun..." As he spoke, he turned and left in annoyance.

Yueguan murmured: "It's not for sale anymore."

Hearing this passage, the audience laughed softly again.

Only the Empress Dowager dared to laugh loudly: "This drama, this drama is absolutely perfect. Being misunderstood by others is like selling a daughter-in-law during the New Year. Haha, interesting, interesting."

Seeing that Dongguan had left, how could Zhanbu let the user who came to his door let him go, and shouted: "Stop...it's very serious."

Dong Guan stopped, with a look of surprise: "What?"

Zhanbu's face was full of inscrutability: "It's too serious."

Dong Guan: "What are you talking about?"

Zhanbu: "Forget it, it's none of your business."

This can be regarded as a cover under the spread, although he said so, but his eyes looked up and down Dong Guan, with a look of reluctance.

This is the classic plot in Zhao Benshan's skit "Selling Abductees". What he wants is to fool, so that Fan Wei doubts himself and suspects that he really has a leg problem.

At this time, Yueguan interjected at the right time and asked, "What's serious?"

Zhanbu snorted, as if he was very impatient with his wife, and didn't bother to explain further: "You should tell him...don't tell him about the disease, it's dangerous...it's okay, I see something wrong, daughter-in-law Don't let me tell you, you can't believe it, you go, it's okay...hehe...it's okay...

This performance is very skillful, and it is not something that an ordinary person can perform well.However, Zhanbu has spent his whole life rolling on stage, and he is very good at performing this kind of mystical jokes.

In a daze, Sun Dan really thought that Zhao Benshan had traveled to the Ming Dynasty.

(End of this chapter)