Invincible starts from being an anchor

Chapter 169 Do you know an anchor named Macha Chong?
"I, Immortal Da Luo, don't you pay money to buy cheats, brother?" Xie Lang replied.

The corner of the clown Bucky's mouth twitched, and his eyes widened immediately: "Immortal Da Luo?? Damn, it's really a trick, so you can hear my voice??"

What the hell, it's too fake. After finally meeting a girl, I actually met a hooker?
Eh, bad luck.

The player controlled Bucky the Clown, looked around, and didn't even notice that Yasuo of Xie Lang was secretly watching him on the ground in a corner.

Looking at the clown Bucky who was like a headless fly, Xie Lang laughed like crazy, thinking:

Playing the Bronze Game is really f*cking fun, so you haven't found yourself yet, and you still naively believe that you are a cheater?talent!

Xie Lang continued to seduce the other party, saying: "Brother, think about it, if you don't need to cheat, you will be in a box all day long, and if you can't get a girl to eat chicken, it means you can't get a girl..."

"You might as well spend 100 yuan, buy my monthly card cheat, become the chicken king of the previous generation, take girls to pretend to be aggressive and take girls to fly. From then on, you will be in Baifumei and reach the pinnacle of life. Yes, you heard me right, it's not 998 , It’s not 198, you only need a monthly card of 100 yuan, or a weekly card of 30 yuan, and you can be proud of PlayerUnknown’s Battlegrounds, be proud of the bronze game, and eat chicken every second!”

"666, if you don't become an MLM leader with such eloquence as a dog anchor, you can just sit here and be a small anchor. What a waste of talents."

"What the hell, if I hadn't been watching the live broadcast of the dog anchor, I would have almost believed it when I heard what the dog anchor said, and then bought a cheat."

At this moment, a large barrage of shameless anchors in the live broadcast room was refreshed:
"Shameless anchor, cheating money online."

"I have watched the live broadcast for many years, and I have never seen such a brazen guy."

"Hahaha, brothers, let me ask you something. Just now, my girlfriend asked me to go to the movies, and the boss jumped up and slapped me backhand, saying: Is watching a movie better than watching a live broadcast of a dog anchor? I think I did the right thing. Brother deducts 1."

"1111."

"Dog anchor and girlfriend? Only children choose girlfriends, and I choose dog anchor."

"That is, the dog anchor can make me happy and let me watch the live broadcast for the rest of my life. Can a girlfriend do it?"

"Dog anchor, hurry up and cheat this kid with 100 yuan, let him have a better memory, players who buy cheats are not worthy of sympathy."

"That's right!"

The black fans in the live broadcast room are all asking Xie Lang to lie to this kid.

on the game screen.

The clown Bucky player immediately gave up on the pestering young lady, and started talking to Xie Lang, saying, "Brother, can cheats be cheaper?"

Judging by the kid's tone, it was obvious that he was moved by the cheating.

"No! Brother, in reality, you can't take girls for a meal with 100 yuan, and you can't meet a girl, but you can spend 100 yuan, or a weekly card of 30 yuan, buy cheats from me, and take girls Eat chicken, soak in Bai Fumei, and let others spend money for you."

"Diao Diao Diao, do you have a plug-in for thousands of miles of sound transmission and perspective?"

At the beginning, this kid was like a licking dog to other young ladies, but now when he heard about the use of cheats, he immediately ignored him.

Just kidding, this guy's inner thoughts are of course: as long as I buy a cheat, I will kill gods and ghosts, and ghosts and ghosts, so I'm afraid I won't be able to get girls?
At that time, there will definitely be a wave of high-ranking whores who will hug Lao Tzu's thighs. I will not give up the entire forest for a single tree.

Xie Lang continued to talk nonsense in a serious manner, and said: "Yes, a 30-week card, which can be used for 7 days, and a monthly card of 100. Brother, imagine how many girls will follow you crying and begging when you are the best in the bronze game. Let you take them? Several of my customers, because of the cheating, picked up a girl and went back. They met thousands of miles away, and now they are talking about marriage."

Xie Lang is so bragging, he doesn't even need to type the draft.

"Wow, that's amazing..."

The players of Baki the Clown heard green light in their eyes. Before they even started using cheats, they seemed to have thought that they would become "a generation of gun kings" and then fall in love with a beautiful woman with long legs.

"How do you trade?"

In the end, the kid still couldn't resist the temptation, and was tricked by Xie Lang's rhetoric.

Xie Lang smiled wretchedly, banned Douyu's Yuba group account in advance, and then sent the thousands of people account to the other party, saying: "XXXXXX, this is my cheating group, thousands of players in it are using my Plug-ins, up to the king's anchor, down to the bronze player, they are all using it."

"And the king's anchor??"

"Yes, do you know an anchor named Macha Chong? He just used our customized anchor plug-in, and has since reached the peak of his life, surrounded by many beauties."

"Damn it, I knew this guy used cheats."

"You're lying, the anchor of the horse fork bug doesn't use cheating." The young lady suddenly interrupted Xie Lang's words to help Xie Lang clean up.

Xie Lang was a little moved when he heard it. Look, even though all of my male fans are against me.

But I have fucking true female fans!
Look, what a lovely female fan this is, this is what people say.

"Little brother, don't believe this guy's words, he just wants to cheat you out of money, the new version of PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds has no cheats, don't be fooled."

"Don't be stupid, the anchor is a jerk, every time he lands on a level 5 body armor and a level 5 helmet, an idiot can see it."

"Okay... Do you want to buy cheats? If you want to buy cheats, I will break up with you."

The young ladies are all pissed off by this kid.

"If you break up the relationship, break it up. You don't take a pee and look in the mirror. You look like Qiao Biluo. Are you pretending to be a loli here?"

"You..." Hearing this boy's vicious words, the young lady was at a loss for words for a while, she really wanted to scold him, but she was worried that he would kill herself.

Sure enough, her intuition was right.

At this time, there was a "da da da" gunshot at the scene.

Xie Lang saw with his own eyes that the player who chose Bucky the Clown took out the M416, directly beat the young lady to death, and then ran over to lick the box, licking the bag while mocking him.

"Damn, this really is a scumbag."

"This kind of man is disgusting, the anchor, I strongly suggest cheating him of 100 yuan and letting him buy a lesson."

"94, at the beginning, I was my little sister's licking dog, but now I heard that there is a cheat, I killed him, it's too scumbag."

"Hey, I hated this young lady just now. Later, when I heard that she told her friends not to sell cheats and became a fan, I sympathized with her when I met such a scumbag."

"The blasting team is ready, do you remember the name of this scumbag? Wait for the dog anchor to cheat him of money, and report him."

The audience in the live broadcast room picked up the keyboard one after another, and punched hard with high spirits.

In the game, Xie Lang continued to ask the other party: "Have you joined the group yet? If you join the group, say hello to me and see if you want to use the weekly card or the monthly card."

"Additional addition, are you the manager named Wardkill?"

(End of this chapter)