Invincible starts from being an anchor

Chapter 168 Brother, do you want to buy a cheat?
Xie Lang was so moved that tears filled his eyes.

Nima, after half a month of live streaming, I finally found a true fan.

"Cough cough cough, did you see it, did you see it? This is my dog ​​anchor, haha, the correct way to open fans of my horse fork bug anchor, I strongly recommend you fans who blackmail me in the live broadcast room, a lot Learn."

Immediately afterwards, the other party said again: "Brother Lang, I have given you everything, and I can't live anymore. You might as well kill me and give you my head."

Xie Lang reacted immediately, and said, "Hey, brother, how can this be possible? You gave me so many things, and even gave me a head. This will cost you a lot of points. How can I have the heart to kill you?"

During the conversation, there was a loud "dang", and the frying pan in Xie Lang's hand took off.

The game system followed with a prompt:

["Yasuo" selected by "Prodigal Chicken" used a frying pan to kill "Saitama" who said "Sorry, I'm so handsome".Complete No.30 eight kills! "]

He said he was embarrassed, but the pan in his hand was very honest.

"Huh? Why do I have an extra pan in my hand..."

Xie Lang exclaimed, as if surprised.

"You're pretending to be stupid, the frying pan was thrown at you just now!"

"Hahaha, why is the dog anchor so shameless? Also, why is he so shameless, and why do I like to watch his live broadcast?"

"It's okay to let him go, so I'm sorry?"

"Where's your face? Where's your face?"

"Cough cough cough."

Originally, Xie Lang was still actively interacting with the audience, but at this moment, the sound of a jeep came from the earphones.

In the game, there should be a player driving a jeep over.

Just as the jeep stopped on the brink of the explosion, a man and a woman came down from it.

Have you seen the clown Bucky soaking in the Queen of One Piece?If you haven't seen it, here it is.

The man chose the clown Bucky, and the woman was Boa Hancock, the Empress of Qibuhai.

Xie Lang's Yasuo was lying in a corner, and he could clearly see these two guys.

"Hey, beauty, don't you think we are destined, we both like watching One Piece."

"Hey beauty, be careful, I will help you find sweet fruits and 98K later, and protect you from eating chicken."

"Beauty, beauty." The man followed closely, chattering endlessly.

This is a single player ranking game, not a team.

Xie Lang saw what was going on at a glance.

According to the current situation, it must be Bucky the man, the clown. Under certain circumstances, after learning that the other party is a girl, he deliberately didn't kill her and took her to play.

Its purpose, I believe that most players who have had similar situations know it.

This kind of thing is not uncommon in today's new version, even when Xie Lang was on Earth.

It is often seen that when the hostile player is a woman, a few teammates yell not to kill or tell, and even take out all their belongings and distribute them to others.

As a result, they called their teammates, causing their own team to be wiped out.

There are also some things that make Xie Lang even more angry. The game met some special female teammates, and the other two male teammates completely lost their minds about playing games. The level head and 98K were all given to the young lady, but in the end the group was wiped out, and the young lady scolded her as a technical dish.

Xie Lang hated these licking dogs the most, licking dogs would kill them. (So ​​that's why you're single?)

"Have you heard of the anchor of the horse fork?" The woman asked suddenly.

"I heard, that guy is a cheating anchor."

They probably didn't watch Xie Lang's live broadcast.

It would be embarrassing if I watched Xie Lang's live broadcast and learned that Xie Lang was secretly observing me and hearing my conversation.

"No way? I heard that he is very powerful. Not only is he handsome, but he also sings very well. I like his Light Chaser very much."

"I can sing too, beauty, listen to me singing, if you think it's okay, can you add a WeChat?"

"You sing first and let me listen to it."

"Okay, after I finish singing, I will immediately turn on the killing god mode, take you to eat chicken, and take you to fly."

This guy's skills are not very good, and his bragging skills are better than Xie Lang's.

"........."

Then, the sound of howling ghosts and howling wolves sounded, as if a dead person in the family was mourning.

The female player gritted her teeth and complained suddenly: "Okay, okay, stop singing, it's too ugly."

When the man heard it, he seemed afraid to believe it. "It doesn't sound good? Beauty, are you kidding me? I'm the singer of our village. People call me Xiao Zhang Xueyou!"

Xie Lang: "."

Woman: "."

More than 100 million viewers couldn't stand it anymore, and started to spray wildly in the live broadcast room.

Nima, you want to compete with the dog anchor just by forcing your voice out?

Singing as if someone died in Nima's family, is it good to hear that I don't have a B number in my heart?
They didn't understand, where did this guy get his confidence?

"With all due respect, I always thought that the dog anchor was the most shameless man in the world. Now, I finally found another one."

"Brother, don't talk about others, if you meet a female player, I guess you will show your true colors, the same."

"Haha, that is, no one can escape the law of true fragrance."

"Damn, anyone who says he's shameless must not have a girlfriend!"

Xie Lang suppressed his smile, and immediately turned on the speed of deprivation of senses, hit the noise reduction, turned on the quadruple mirror, and switched to the second form.

Depriving the senses of the light speed gun, the second form: Consuming two bullets will blur the opponent's vision for 5 seconds, that is, the screen will turn black.

"call out!"

Xie Lang aimed at the soles of the opponent's feet and pressed the trigger, and a bullet burst out.

puff!
At this time, after being shot by the clown Bucky player, he suddenly screamed:
"Holy shit, shit, shit, why did my screen go black?"

"What's going on? How did I lose 18 points of blood? Fuck, is there still nuclear radiation in the place where Nima was exploded?"

The clown Bucky player was stunned for a moment, jumping around like a headless chicken.

The audience in the live broadcast room couldn't help but laugh. It's hard to imagine a scene of choosing Bucky the Clown and jumping around on the ground. It's so funny.

"Hey, how are you all right, beauty?"

"Me? No, what happened to you just now?"

"I don't know, maybe there is something wrong with my computer..."

Before this guy finished speaking, Xie Lang switched to the first form, and suddenly shot again.

This time, the earphones of the other party completely failed, and there was no sound.

"Damn it, what a broken Internet cafe, what did you say just now, beauty, my earphones broke again just now."

"Isn't it? You have a problem with your computer and your earphones are broken. How can you take me to eat chicken?" The woman looked a little bit complaining.

At this time, Xie Lang suddenly interjected and said, "That's right, what kind of girls are you dating if you can't eat chicken. Brother, I have a special one here for taking girls to eat chicken, killing people thousands of miles away, weekly card 30, monthly subscription 100, Do you want to buy it?"

"Fuck, who's talking?"

(End of this chapter)