Le Xiaomi youth sadomasochism collection

Chapter 31 Liang Sheng, can we not be sad (31)
Since you left, there are only two things left in my life to do (2)
Cheng Tianyou fell into a coma immediately, and almost threw himself on the refrigerator. He said, Sister Jiang Sheng, that is a perfume lily, not scallions and cabbage!I convinced you!You must never bury your mushrooms in the soil for cultivation in the future, they are cats, not real mushrooms!

Want you to teach?I put the mushrooms in the water basin, but unexpectedly, it mistakenly thought that I was going to drown it, and struggled to resist...

Sword light and sword shadow.People are on their backs.

...after the war.

Donggu jumped on the refrigerator, licking his cat's paw triumphantly; I was in Cheng Tianyou's arms, with cat's paw marks on my face, and wept so darkly.

Later, the mushrooms were sent to a pet shop to be bathed; and I, after being vaccinated against rabies, was led by Cheng Tianyou to a beauty hospital to see if there would be any irreversible scars.

The doctor probably was a city-level leader who changed careers or worked part-time in this beauty salon. He saw me walking in with scratches on my face, neck, and hands. Before he heard what happened, he looked at Cheng Tianyou seriously. , Said, how can a big man keep such long nails?Is it too tasteless?

I... Cheng Tianyou opened his mouth, and slightly held his clean and tidy fingers.

The doctor continued to criticize: Even if you have such long nails, you can't use them to catch your wife?I'm not talking about you, you are so unmanly!
But... doctor... Cheng Tianyou's face turned purple, and a murderous light flashed in his eyes.

The doctor turned a blind eye and continued to teach: Even if you insist on grabbing your wife cheaply, you can't just grab her in the face!You don't have to worry about scars if you grab her, and the Women's Defense Association won't sue you for mistreating women!Before Cheng Tianyou had an attack, I had already had an attack. I said, I am a woman, not a woman!
The doctor broke my face and said, I know you are a woman, not a husband!If you are a husband, the yin and yang of your husband and wife are too out of balance, and you need to adjust your endocrine system.

I stood up abruptly and said, does your beauty hospital have a psychiatric department?

The doctor looked at me very seriously and said, no one with mental illness will come for cosmetic surgery!

I was tortured and collapsed by this pretending serious doctor.I said, I know that no mental patient will come here for beauty treatment, but I think those who come here for beauty treatment will be tortured into mental illness by you.After finishing speaking, I didn't want to hear what this serious doctor would say that made me even more unacceptable, so I directly dragged Cheng Tianyou and ran all the way.

Since then, whenever Cheng Tianyou mentioned to me that he wanted to take me to a beauty hospital and other related matters, I would always roll my eyes.Fortunately, Tianyou didn't scare me like Liang Sheng did when I was a child, saying that I would not be able to get married.

When I was young, Liang Sheng told me when washing my feet that girls must wear shoes, otherwise their feet will become big and ugly, and they will not be able to marry in the future.At that time, I looked innocently at the little boy who held my feet in his palms, and said to him, I am not afraid, I have an older brother.The moonlight at that time was so bright and gentle, shining on Liang Sheng and me.The moonlight at that time, it didn't tell those two silly children who depended on each other for life, that many, many years later, they will be far apart, and they will never go back to the beginning, the night when the moonlight was tactful, insects Ming, Xingxi, the little him, wash off the mud left by running for the little her.

Tianyou looked at me who was caught in the memory, and said softly, it's okay, Jiang Sheng, don't feel bad.Anyway, you look the same with or without scars, never looked so good!Don't think about it, pretend to be deep, I guess only a kind-hearted person like me will take you in in this life!
I glanced at Tianyou blankly. The sudden reversal between the memory just now and the real world made me wonder when I was and who was beside me——was it the little boy under the moonlight, or this face? A refined, domineering and gentle man.

Tianyou hugged me gently from behind, resting his chin gently on my hair, and said, Jiang Sheng, don't be angry, just don't go to the beauty hospital.Anyway, no matter what you look like, I will be by your side.whatever you look like.At that moment, my thinking and Tianyou's thinking were separated in different time and space.He doesn't know what I'm thinking, and I don't understand what he's saying.

02 Painful insomnia, and the cat named "Dong Mushroom" that runs rampant in the countryside.

Although I didn't go to a beauty clinic, my face miraculously improved without leaving any scars.Bei Xiaowu stared at my face for a long time, I thought he was going to praise how amazing my skin is, but I didn't expect him to say that your cat's claws are also amazing, and he has practiced "Taxue Wuhen" so advanced martial arts.

So, throughout the day, he was at my house, pondering around with the cat's paw holding the mushroom.

I asked him, I heard that you have a new love recently?Called Babao?

Bei Xiaowu raised his face, looked at me, and said, Gossip!Absolutely gossip!Did the paparazzi in Jinling tell you?I knew it was her!

I said, okay, even if it's not your new love, what does that eight treasure look like?How did you two meet?You should tell me about this, right?

Bei Xiaowu looked at me with disdainful eyes like looking at a little eighth woman, and said, cut, go, what else can eight treasures be like?It is the same as your mushroom, with one nose and two eyes.

Oh, it turns out that Bei Xiaowu's new love looks like a cat. This is my first impression of Babao: a woman like a cat.This made me suddenly think of Xiao Jiu, who occasionally reveals a cat-like charm.

However, Bei Xiaowu has always refused to tell me how he knew Babao.As if it was an extremely ulterior matter, it would completely embarrass him.

For a whole day, the three of us, Bei Xiaowu, me, and Shigu, huddled together on the balcony.Bei Xiaowu's butt is really big, and Donggu and I had to stick close together.

Bei Xiaowu said, Jiang Sheng, tell me, if I push you and the mushroom together, which one of you will die first?
He really is a crow's mouth, under such a beautiful white cloud and blue sky, he can think of such a perverted thing.Could it be that Xiaojiu's departure made him so decadent that only the word "death" filled his head?Grandma, how annoying!
Just when I was about to raise my hand to pat his head, a cold voice sounded from behind me and Bei Xiaowu, he said, I privately think, Comrade Xiaowu, you will die first!

Looking back, I saw Cheng Tianyou leaning against the floor-to-ceiling windows, the sunlight was jumping on his curved eyelashes, burning like a hot flame in his cold eyes.He looked at Bei Xiaowu coldly.

Bei Xiaowu also squinted at him, then turned to ask me, ex-wife!Didn't you say that you live in this house yourself?Didn't you say that the relationship between the two of you is as pure as Mount Fuji?How come Cheng Tianyou has the key to your house?Dare to love, did you really concubine with him?Grandma, I figured it out. The "Mount Fuji" you mentioned didn't mean that it was as pure as the snow on Mount Fuji, but that the enthusiasm between you two was like the eruption of Mount Fuji!

under……

no doubt.Of course.

That is, every time he and Cheng Tianyou meet, as long as time permits, they will do routine things: roll eyes at each other, talk coldly, tear, push and push each other.It's almost like spitting on the other party.

I was at a loss on the sidelines.Donggu, on the contrary, watched the "fight" between the two of them leisurely.Until Bei Xiaowu fled in defeat and was slaughtered downstairs, Donggu would still watch the defeated man leave with great reluctance.So far, the movie is over.Mushrooms are still unfinished.

In this way, the mushroom, with its special reserve and pride, occupies my life.

At first, I thought that the mushroom would be grateful to me. After all, I ended its bumpy and wandering life and let it live under my roof without any worries.

Every time I take it to the flower shop I jointly opened with Jinling, it will be extremely happy.

Of course, Jin Ling is just a shareholder. Most of the time she is busy with her favorite news business, and I am a standard "flower girl".

After the mushrooms are full of wine and food, they will jump out of the street from time to time, and pose to a few little female cats on the street who are dressed up by their owners, wink, play handsome, and call Chun.But, apparently, the shiitake didn't appreciate me for it.On the contrary, it may feel that the life I give it is too comfortable, causing it to "feel full of warmth and lust".Lust is lust, and I am unwilling to adopt a bunch of kittens for it, for its old man Sangong Sixth Hospital 72 cat concubines, Changle Weiyang.

Please, Brother Donggu, this is not a feudal society where parents arrange marriages.If you want to be happy, you have to find it by yourself, don't blame your Aunt Jiang Sheng for all the unsatisfactory life.Thinking of this, I glanced at it with contempt.

Mushroom probably saw the disdain I had for it. One day, on Jinling’s birthday, it was too late to play, so I didn’t go to the flower shop to pick up mushrooms, but God Bless sent me home directly.

So, the next morning, when I went to the flower shop and planned to deliver the freshly wrapped flowers to the guests, the scene in front of me scared me so much that I almost became a female ape-man again!The ground is full of flowers, and the ground is messy.Among the random flowers, the mushrooms are laughing among the bushes!When Jinling came over, I was fighting with mushrooms.I closed the shop door, chasing mushrooms.As soon as Jinling pushed the door open, Donggu quickly jumped out of the store.

Seeing the mess, Jin Ling was startled at first, then shook his head, sighed, and said, come on!Daiyu, let's play funeral flowers together.

In other words, what a great art language is, Jinling's words have caused too much damage to my heart, especially when she added the last sentence: Jiang Sheng, the loss of our flower shop today is yours.

That night, I dreamed that I traveled through time to become Lin Daiyu, only to find that Jia Baoyu actually had a big face and a big butt like Bei Xiaowu.So, I sadly carried my hoe to bury the flowers.

A rain of flowers came, and instead of being buried as a flower, I was buried under the overwhelming flowers.

The pie-faced Jia Baoyu clapped his hands and laughed gloatingly on my head, jumping, jumping, it is simply the reincarnation of our winter mushroom!

Donggu smashed Cheng Tianyou's words with its tough behavior - keeping cats can help improve my sleep quality.From then on, I no longer superstitiously believe that mushrooms will bring me the feeling of sleep.

So, I changed back to the habit of reading articles on the Internet every day, just like in college, trying to use visual fatigue to speed up my falling asleep.

Time travel articles are very popular recently, so I happily followed the heroine in the article and happily traveled back to various dynasties, like a pervert who is eager to roar, drooling at the computer, reviewing all kinds of ancient books. pretty boy.But then, what jumped into my mind was, under the moonlight, deep in my memory, the stubborn and sad face of that young man, pale and indifferent.There are also his thick and shadowy eyelashes like swan wing feathers, and the faint light in his eyes.

that's it!Again!

Sorry!Sorry!I'm really really sorry!I always think of you like this, without warning.

Thousands of mountains and rivers to search.Thousands of mountains and rivers to wait.Thousands of mountains and rivers to remember.This is something I never imagined, Liang Sheng, I never imagined that after 18 years, me and you, Jiang Sheng and Liang Sheng, would have such an ending.

The you 18 years ago, the six-year-old you, covered with a gorgeous halo of the setting sun, appeared in my life like a little prince in a fairy tale; I laughed, but you, in this strange environment, faced my ugly grimace and cried.

18 years later, you at the age of 24, will you still be dressed in a glow, standing like a tree of gloomy and graceful youth?The soft black hair like velvet, the slightly sad corners of the lips, and the eyebrows and eyes like jade carvings are like a dream.Just, which city and which corner will it be in?That gentle woman is smiling at you again.And you, do you still have tears like broken diamonds in your blue eyes?

Perhaps, you finally smiled at her tenderness.Because, regarding the past, you have forgotten those injuries—the medical certificate, signed by the attending doctor, is written in black and white: cerebral microvessels are broken, blood clots block the brain, the patient appears confused, and has symptoms of amnesia... At this moment You don't even know that in that old city, there is a girl named Jiang Sheng who is thinking and waiting for you in thousands of mountains and rivers, waiting for you to go home.

At the end of the longing, what followed was insomnia, insomnia, insomnia with a splitting headache!
Sigh, brother, why didn't there be a bolt from the blue, a bolt of lightning that hit my head, making me travel back to ancient times like the heroine in the article!Since the distance of space can't stop my concern for the past, let me go back to the old time and space, let time and space become a cage at the same time, and imprison my concern!
Draw the ground as a prison.Draw the ground as a prison.

By the way, pray, brother, you old man can also be merciful, send me back to ancient times, and send me to beautiful men like Pan An and Song Yu along the way, don't send me to Butcher Hu or the old monk Go, then I will be very unlucky, I can't always be so unlucky since I was a child.Well, Song Yu, Pan An, it’s best to just be their wives when they travel back, er, concubines are also fine, with such a handsome guy to get their hands on, even if they die under the abuse of the big wife, it’s worth it .Wait, Liang Sheng, don't let me time travel back to be their sister, this is the most important thing!As long as I don't want to be a sister, I will accept being their nanny!
Insomnia.

Insomnia again.

Continue to suffer from insomnia.

Still insomnia.

I stared into Yuanyuan's eyes, waiting for a Liang Sheng to strike me with a thunderbolt and knock me into Gu Gu.Then I started to think endlessly, I won't cross into Pan Jinlian, right?Just happened to be having an affair with Ximen Qing?God!Why are my thoughts so...to use Bei Xiaowu's latest colloquial term, obscenity!Hey, anyway, Xiaoxi is said to be a romantic and handsome man, it's better than having an affair with classmate Wu Dalang.Which woman is better for me to transmigrate into?Wu Zetian, hahaha, great, great, all the beautiful men in the world are mine, thinking of this makes me so excited that I can't fall asleep.But when I thought about it, what if when I traveled through the past, it happened to be the time when Miss Xiao Wu shaved her hair and became a nun?Isn't that a bald gourd?Forget it, forget it, let me continue to think about it, who is better for me to transmigrate into?

Thinking about it, my consciousness finally became blurred and chaotic at two o'clock in the middle of the night, and then gradually fell asleep... Before my consciousness fell into darkness, I saw a bright lightning outside the window, and after the dull thunder, I felt myself Suddenly, he entered a different time and space as light as a swallow!
God!Fantastic Liang Sheng!I didn't miss you in vain!I really crossed over!

what!You actually actually became the concubine of Mr. Song Yu through time travel, oh my god, Liang Sheng, you are so amazing, you deserve to be my brother!Haha, let's see how the miraculous Jiang Sheng, I will fight wits and courage with my abusive eldest wife!Just as I was looking down at this brocade dress, imagining that I was like the heroine in the time-traveling novel, unrestrained and unrestrained, dominating the ancient times, I didn’t want to, suddenly, there were bursts of scolding in my ears, and I was whipped all over my body——Wow ah!It hurts your Aunt Jiang Sheng to death!Before I could say this, a big furry hand covered my mouth behind me.

Sitting upright in the main hall is the noble young lady, surrounded by musk orchids and awe-inspiring black hairpins. Under the thin powder, a pair of beautiful red and phoenix eyes are looking around. She stretched out her orchid fingers arrogantly and angrily said to me, Drag this disobedient slut out to me and sink to the bottom of the water!Wash away the shame of my Song family!

Just like that, I just traveled back and became handsome Song Yu's concubine, and now I, who didn't even give my first kiss, suddenly became an unruly "slut".Before I had time to look up at the husband sitting on the seat, let alone get my hands on this legendary handsome man, I was strangled in the cradle by the real wife sitting at the front of the hall, and a few rude servants tied me up. Jushi... ma'am, please save my life for a day and a half, at least you let me experience how unruly I am in actual combat.Hey, if I knew earlier that I would travel back only to die, why would I rush to travel through such suffering?Poor me, I have already figured out how to use the trump card of the new women in the 21st century, and get Song Yu in a second.

Ugh.

underwater.

come down.

The blue hair swayed, together with the brocade clothes on her body.Just like a huge and dreamy cloud, it shattered at the bottom of the water.I think, handsome Song should like this concubine, why can't he say a word for the one he loves?Does he have the same tight and sad lips as you?
asphyxia.

Sink.

The moment I lost consciousness was like the Qingshui River in Weijiaping back then. At that time, when you were extremely anxious about Wei Young who fell into the water, I tried my best to rescue Wei Young from the rapids under the heavy rain when my consciousness was almost lost.In fact, I almost drowned at the time.It’s just that you are afraid, afraid that you who flew to the river from afar will save Wei Young first after jumping into the water, not Jiang Sheng who grew up beside you since childhood!

I am afraid that such a result will make me despair.

Brother, do you know how powerful despair is?It made me suddenly burst out of energy that I didn't know about in the icy river, quickly regained consciousness, and struggled to catch Wei Young in the rapids.I didn't even think about it, such danger is enough to kill me!
At that time, when I handed Wei Young firmly into your hands on the shore, there were tears in my eyes, and I sank quietly to the bottom of the water again... It was just the water droplets on my face, which made you unable to see through my sadness.

The Qingshui River at that time was bitter.

asphyxia.sink.

There seemed to be swimming fish beside me, they kissed my 16-year-old hair, kissed the tears overflowing from the corners of my eyes, and kissed the sad arc of my lips.

carry on.

Sink.

asphyxia.

Finally crash!
03 Yes, looking for you!Will definitely go to you!And be sure to find you!
I woke up from this frightening dream, gasping for breath, with cold sweat on my back.At this moment, the clock on the wall is like a lonely wandering soul, walking lonely on one foot at a quarter past three in the morning.

I turned on the bedside lamp and stared at the beautiful ceiling.

(End of this chapter)