I am invincible

Chapter 7 008: Personal Chef

"Tsk tsk, brother, cow." Zheng Yi gave Zhou Yu a thumbs up, "At first I thought you were useless, but now I realize that I was wrong, at least you still have self-knowledge!"

Zhou Yu, "..."

"Are you praising me or hurting me?"

"Of course I praised you, really, don't believe it." Seeing Zhou Yu's expression of "I don't read enough and you don't lie to me", Zheng Yi walked up, patted the other party's shoulder and said seriously, "What is our relationship? How could I hurt you? Right?"

"Hehe, a man's mouth is a deceiving ghost." Zhou Yu didn't believe it.

Zheng Yi, "...Hey, hey, you really look like a woman when you say that, but you are a man, is it really okay to say that?"

"I am an honest man, different from you." Zhou Yu said!

Zheng Yi sneered, "If you say that, you can just lie to an ignorant girl, and an honest man? I have never seen an honest cook."

"Hey, hey, you're a map cannon, wouldn't you kill all the chefs with one stick?" Zhou Yu looked at Zheng Yi and shook his head, "You'll have nothing to eat like this!"

"Do you dare not cook for me? Believe it or not, I'll beat you up?" Zheng Yi clenched his fists.

Zhou Yu's neck shrank, Zheng Yi's iron fist was not so easy to catch.

"Okay, I'm too lazy to tell you, I'm going to cook." Saying that, Zhou Yu turned and walked into the kitchen.

Zheng Yi, "...I haven't ordered yet?"

"Which time you came here wasn't everything on the menu?" Zhou Yu rolled his eyes!

Zheng Yi shook his head, thinking: That's right.

Then he walked to the seat next to Lucy and sat down.

Feeling Zheng Yi approaching, Lucy's body tensed up, and her little heart was beating violently.

"Why, are you nervous?" Zheng Yi heard Lucy's heartbeat and asked strangely, "Am I scary?"

"No, no." Lucy shook her head in a panic, "I...I just...just... woo woo woo..." As she spoke, tears were about to fall again, because she didn't know how to explain it!
"Okay, don't be afraid, as long as you are obedient, I will treat you well." Zheng Yi touched Lucy's head and said gently, "I'm not that kind of domineering person either!"

"En!" Lucy nodded vigorously, but in her heart... she was still scared.

Zheng Yi's super fierce appearance before is still echoing in his mind!

……

Soon.

Zhou Yu is serving!
The first is a sliced ​​cucumber, a cold dish, so it's served quickly!
but……

"Hey, are you taking revenge? Why is the whole cucumber unprocessed? Are you letting me eat it or let me use it?" Zheng Yi looked at Zhou Yu who was standing aside and said angrily!

"Use?" Zhou Yu looked at Zheng Yi and then at Lucy, consciously suffering a critical blow.

I can only use Five Girls, you have already started using tools?
Then I can only wish you can only use tools for the rest of your life! ! !

"Zhou Yu, what is that look in your eyes? Don't use your dirty thoughts to figure me out!" Zheng Yi said angrily, "You must know that I often take care of your business and I am your regular customer. That's how you are. Treating old customers? I tell you, you will lose me like this."

"Tch, you are such a picky old customer, you don't mind." Zhou Yu said angrily, "Tell me, how much do you owe me for meals? Except for the first few times when you paid in cash, after that I have been in debt all the time, not only that, every time I am picky about the food I cook, either the rice is too hard, or the rice is too soft, or neither soft nor hard, either it is hot or too hot, or the soup is too salty, You are simply more difficult to serve than my girlfriend!"

"Nonsense, where did you get a girlfriend?" Zheng Yi retorted.

"Yeah, I don't have a girlfriend, so if I have no one to serve you, you are more difficult to serve than no one to serve you. How difficult do you think you are to serve?"

Zheng Yi, "...Are you playing tongue twisters with me?"

"Also, what's the relationship between us? Friends, brothers, iron buddies, what's wrong with how much money I owe you for meals? Are you talking about money with the iron buddies?"

"Because it hurts money too much, I can't talk about it!" Zhou Yu glared at Zheng Yi, "Besides, this cucumber is not unprocessed, it's a pickled pickle, you'll know it when you look carefully."

Hearing this, Zheng Yi took a closer look and found that it was indeed pickled.

Well, processed cucumbers are just softer than untreated cucumbers!
Zheng Yi picked up the cucumber, put one end in his mouth, clicked and bit down... the juice splashed everywhere!
"So-so, not very tasty, and a bit salty." Zheng Yi commented!

Zhou Yu snorted coldly, but didn't care. Anyway, the dishes he cooked had never been well received by Zheng Yi. Moreover, they were not very tasty and a bit salty. Isn't it contradictory?

This is totally nitpicking!
"Come on, Lucy, try it too." Zheng Yi picked up a small cucumber and handed it to Lucy's small cherry mouth.

Lucy opened her small mouth "ah", Zheng Yi stuffed the cucumber in a little bit, Lucy choked and bit it off!

"Kakkaka..."

Although the cucumber is pickled, it tastes very crisp.

Lucy is also the first time to eat this pickled thing, but the taste is really delicious...

"Master, it's delicious!" Lucy held her face, narrowed her eyes, and said happily, "I think this cucumber is the most delicious thing I've ever eaten in my life."

Zheng Yi, "..."

no?Is the elf princess so miserable?
Conquered by a single pickle?
"Beauty, you have so much taste, you are completely different from someone." Zhou Yu's tail almost curled up when he heard this. Originally, he thought that the food he cooked was very delicious, but Zheng Yi repeatedly asked him to give up. His criticisms were all over the place, which almost made him think that he was not suitable for the chef industry, but Lucy's words were like timely rain, rekindling the hope in his heart.

Chef, will also be very promising.

"Zhou Yu, why are you so happy? Lucy just hasn't tasted pickled cucumbers before. You really think it's the deliciousness that conquered her? Just dream." Zheng Yi struck out, "On your level , I can pick a chef from any restaurant on the street and I can do it!"

"Hehe, you will belittle me with your mouth, I really don't believe it, if you have the ability, you can go to the street and find a chef to compare with me right now?" Zhou Yu provocatively said, "If you can really find it, Then I, Zhou Yu, will be your personal chef from now on, cooking for you alone!"

"You have a good idea." Zheng Yi curled his lips, "Is it so easy to be my personal chef? If you want me to be fooled, there is no way!"

Zhou Yu, "..."

What the hell?

In the eyes of that bastard Zheng Yi, am I going to be his personal chef, or am I taking advantage?

Damn!
Can't stand it!
(End of this chapter)