I am invincible

Chapter 6 007: Friendship

"Hey, you actually brought a girl over this time? Why, I figured it out, instead of being a salted fish, I'm a stallion instead?"

A deep voice came from the inner kitchen, and then, an ordinary-looking man appeared in front of Zheng Yi, but his eyes were rolling around Lucy, "Don't say, brother, your eyesight is really good. Girl... on time!"

"Put away those squinted eyes of yours, or I'll dig them out." Zheng Yi looked at the man who appeared, said coldly, and made a gesture of inserting his eyes...

Zhou Yu paused and patted his chest with his right hand, "Oh, I'm so scared~~~~"

"Then what... what kind of horse is a stallion?" Suddenly, Lucy looked at Zheng Yi and asked very innocently, her two big eyes blinked cutely, full of purity without a trace of impurities!
"I'm going, brother, you really made money. There are such innocent girls these days? Tell me, where did you come from? Give me the address, and I will go around someday?" Zhou Yu squeezed towards Zheng Yi. She squeezed her eyebrows and said teasingly!
"Fuck you, what kind of bicycle do you want as a chef? Let's go with your ingredients!" Zheng Yi rolled his eyes.

"Tsk tsk, a guy who values ​​sex over friends." Zhou Yu shook his head.

Lucy was very curious, because she had never heard of a bicycle, and she only had one attitude towards things she didn't understand, and that was to ask, so, "Zheng Yi, what is a bicycle?"

"It's just a joke, don't take it seriously." Zheng Yi replied casually.

"Then... what is a meme?"

"Are you really annoying?" Zheng Yi looked at Lucy and frowned, then pointed to a table next to him and said impatiently, "Why do you have so many questions? Go over obediently and sit down!"

"I...but..."

"It's nothing serious." Zheng Yi said fiercely.

"I, then I'll go and sit down obediently. Why are you being so fierce to me?"

"Tick tock..." Lucy's tears of grievance began to drip on the ground non-stop. She didn't understand why Zheng Yi was so cruel to her. She was obviously just asking a normal question. When she was in the Elven Empire, she That's how her teacher taught her. If she didn't understand, she would ask, why is Zheng Yi angry?

"Why are you crying? Believe it or not, I don't want you anymore?" Zheng Yi roared loudly. He hated troubles the most in his life. He worked hard in his previous life. In this life, he just wants to be a salted fish. Spend your life happily, women and others are the most annoying, shed tears at every turn.

"Huh...huh..." Hearing this, Lucy twitched her nose, raised her arms to wipe away her tears, and tried her best to stop crying. She didn't know why, but when she heard Zheng When Yi said he didn't want her, he felt anxious in his heart.

Probably insecure?
In the past few months after the elf empire was breached, she almost lived in the frightened environment where she was hiding in XZ and was always worried about being discovered and arrested by the bad guys. Now she has finally met Zheng Yi, who can bring her a sense of security of Zheng Yi.

If Zheng Yi really doesn't want her anymore, what should she do?
Go back and continue to live in fear all day long?
Not to mention, even if she wanted to, it would be impossible.

After all, in the days before, she still had a group of guards guarding her.

But now, her guards are all dead and scattered, she...is already alone!
"No, Zheng Yi, I was wrong, please don't want me, I won't ask anything in the future, and I will listen to you in everything from now on." Lucy hugged Zheng Yi's arm tightly, with a smile in her eyes. Full of begging for mercy.

In the final analysis, she is only equivalent to a ten-year-old human girl, even... because she has never been out of the elf forest, has never had contact with the outside world, and may even be more mature than most ten-year-old girls. simplicity.

Seeing Lucy's extremely pitiful and helpless expression, Zheng Yi suddenly couldn't bear it, he was still a child after all!

Thinking about it, he stretched out his hand, put it on the other person's head, touched it, and said, "Then you must obey me obediently in the future, you know? Then I won't want you! Also, you are not allowed to call me in the future." My name, call me Master!"

"Yeah!" Lucy nodded vigorously.

"Then go and sit down." Zheng Yi pointed to a dining table.

"Okay, master!" Lucy trotted over, climbed onto the table and sat down!

Zheng Yi, "..."

"Sit in a chair."

"Oh."

Lucy got down from the table obediently, sat on the chair, and then put her hands flat on her thighs!like a statue!
Watch this scene.

Zhou Yu felt admiration in his heart.

How on earth did this guy, Zheng Yi, manage to train his girlfriend so well?
He touched his chin and thought: Should I learn from him?

But a little angel in his heart came out and said to him, "Wake up, you don't even have a girlfriend, what experience do you learn?"

"Fuck, what nonsense are you talking about?" Zhou Yu scolded unhappily, can't a single dog learn from it?Can't prepare for the future?
The blackened little angel, "A single dog must have the consciousness of a single dog. Girlfriend, if it doesn't exist, in the next life, you can be your poor cook with peace of mind."

……

Zhou Yu was fighting fiercely in his heart, and he was very upset.

How can a salted fish like Zheng Yi have such a cute and cute girlfriend?
And he, a person who works so hard, can only be mixed with cooking fumes all day long?
unfair!
……

"Hey, are you okay?"

After arranging Lucy, Zheng Yi found that Zhou Yu's expression suddenly changed from one to the other, which was very strange, as if he was fighting wits with himself...

Well, in fact, Zheng Yi felt that Zhou Yu might have fallen ill, but it was hard to say it out, after all, the two were considered friends!
"Ah, no, I'm fine, what can I do?" Zheng Yi's voice pulled Zhou Yu out of his fantasy, and then changed the subject, "Then what, what do you want to eat today?"

"Hehe, do I have many choices?" Zheng Yi rolled his eyes, looking at the menu sign on the wall, there are only four in total.

Egg fried rice!
Shoot cucumbers!
Green Vegetable Tofu Soup!
Secret braised chicken? ? ? ?

ale...

Zheng Yi suddenly discovered that there was an extra item on the menu. There was only three items in the original menu, and there was an extra item of stewed chicken.

However, the price of this braised chicken is very impressive!
One 888 gold coin!

This is totally stealing money!

In the market, an ordinary chicken costs only one silver coin.

One gold coin is enough to buy ten of them.

Zhou Yu is lucky, he dares to sell 888 for a chicken! ! !Is this trying to make people call daddy?
"There are at least four choices, aren't there?" Zhou Yu shrugged and said.

"Why is there a new one all of a sudden?" Zheng Yi asked strangely, "I remember that your restaurant hasn't updated its dishes for a year. Besides, is this yellow braised chicken implying that you are yellow, stuffy and garbage?"

Zhou Yu cast Zheng Yi a cold look, "Hehe, if I serve fish with pickled vegetables, are you going to say that I'm sour, vegetable and redundant?"

(End of this chapter)