Back to Daming to be a genius

Chapter 2

I, from now until now, will be called Zhang Haogu, also known as Young Master Zhang, and a few villains have nicknamed me Zhang Gou Shao.But I don't like this nickname very much. I still like others to call me Young Master Zhang. If anyone dares to call me Young Master Zhang Gou in person, I can be anxious with him!
I now live in Linqing City, Dongchang Mansion, Shandong Province, Daming. My family has nothing but money. My father, Zhang Laocai, and eleven mothers love me very much, and they only hope that I will get married and have more children soon Son, get rid of the unfortunate fate of my family's ten generations of single inheritance.But it is a pity that because of my poor reputation, scholarly families and officials and gentry are not very willing to marry their daughters to me. The daughters of ordinary people with mud legs, my father and my eleven mothers I also feel that they are not good enough for me, so I am 21 this year, and I am still a bachelor and a virgin. ——At least until I officially got married and married a wife, I was still a virgin in my heart.

Why is my reputation bad?It all started when the old young master Zhang was six years old. At the age of six, Zhang Laocai found a private school teacher for young master Zhang, and planned to let young master Zhang learn some culture, and in the future, he would be tested for a scholar or something. The teacher hadn't taught for a day before he was pissed off by Young Master Zhang and ran away!Young Master Zhang also threatened that if Zhang Laocai forced him to study again, he would run away from home and jump into a well and river to wipe his neck.In the end, Zhang Laocai, who loved his son, had no choice but to say, "Okay, if you don't study, don't study. Anyway, we have plenty of money at home, so we are afraid of starving you?" I don't even know my own name. ——The young master Zhang who suffered a thousand dollars also made me suffer now, so that I, an undergraduate student in the 21st century, can only look at books in traditional characters without punctuation marks in this era, like reading a book from heaven.

Later, Young Master Zhang gradually grew up. Every day he just ate, drank, prostituted and gambled. The leaders of some dandies have also become the targets of people in Linqing who hate dogs, gnash their teeth, and want to be skinned and cramp. died!Tell me, such a young master Zhang, and a scholarly family or official gentry dare to marry their daughter to him?

"This guy really suits my appetite. ——If he and I met in the same era, we must be good friends." After reading the pitiful memory of the original young master Zhang, now the young master Zhang can't help feeling a little bit embarrassed With emotion, it's a pity that I didn't have the opportunity to make friends with the original young master Zhang who was very appetizing. .But now this Young Master Zhang quickly put this matter behind him, because now this Young Master Zhang is very clear that it is now the fifth year of the apocalypse of Emperor Xizong of the Ming Dynasty, and in less than two or three years, the largest event in the history of the Ming Dynasty The peasant uprising will sweep across the land of the Central Plains, and at the same time, the disasters brought about by the Little Ice Age will also befall the land of Ming Dynasty. Rushing into the Central Plains to kill people and set fires, robbing money, food and land, at that time, our current Young Master Zhang may have a hard time keeping his life alive.

When the current Young Master Zhang was lying on the bed in a daze, the door of the room was suddenly pushed open, and two pretty maids walked in lightly with a copper basin filled with hot water and a set of brand new clothes. .Seeing that Young Master Zhang was lying on the bed with his eyes open, the two maids were relieved, and one of them said timidly: "Master, it's almost noon, the master was invited by the county magistrate to discuss matters and he is not at home. Eleven wives and uncles The madam is playing mahjong, Madam Eleven asked the servants to help you get up, if the young master still wants to sleep, you can eat and then go to bed, don't be hungry. As for going to pay your respects to the madam, if you don't want to go, you don't have to."

"Okay." Young Master Zhang nodded, thinking that it would be nice to have someone wake him up. Although his family in his previous life was relatively rich, he had never enjoyed the happiness of being woken up by someone, especially a beautiful girl.The two maids agreed softly, and hurriedly wet the silk sweat towels, one came up to wipe the face of Young Master Zhang, and the other wiped the body of Young Master Zhang, the movements were gentle and powerful, and they were extremely skilled. The skin is so comfortable that our young master Zhang hums and screams inwardly.At the same time, the two maids were also secretly wondering, thinking that the young master took the wrong medicine today, when he helped him get up before, didn't he take advantage of us that time?
After wiping, they put on their clothes again. Just as the two servant girls began to put on the shoes for Young Master Zhang, a young man in his twenties dressed as a servant suddenly rushed in from the door, and said with a smile: "Master, are you awake today? After dinner, the young master is going to play there, so I can arrange it for you?"

"Zhang Shitou?" The current young master Zhang recognized the servant in front of him as Zhang Shitou, the closest servant of the original young master Zhang. He used to be a book boy for the original young master Zhang. Master's Appetite.At that moment, Young Master Zhang changed his mind, and thought that since he came to this era, it would be good to let Zhang Shitou lead the way to see the customs and customs of this era, so he nodded and said: "After dinner, you can accompany me to the street for a walk , see if there is anything new." Zhang Shitou was overjoyed and quickly agreed.

After washing up and having a rich and delicious breakfast and lunch, Young Master Zhang led Zhang Shitou to go shopping.When he was about to leave the house, Zhang Shitou took the initiative to set up a birdcage made of golden nanmu without Master Zhang's instructions, and Master Zhang artfully lifted the folding fan left by his predecessor, Master Zhang. A little dumbfounded - it turned out to be a spring palace painting fan!Looking carefully at the signature on the painting fan again, Young Master Zhang gasped again—good guy, Tang Bohu's Spring Palace painting fan!In the 21st century, just this fan can be exchanged for a BMW!
"Forget it, since the old young master Zhang likes it, I'd better take this fan with me, so as not to be seen by others." The stone swaggered out of the gate of Zhang's house - when we went shopping, we brought a spring palace painting fan to show off. In fact, it was something our current young master Zhang wanted to do but didn't dare to do before. Now that we have this opportunity, our current young master Zhang naturally wants to do it. Don't let it go.

Linqing City is adjacent to the Beijing-Hangzhou Canal, and both water and land routes are the necessary throats leading to the capital. Therefore, although Linqing City is not very large, the market is extremely prosperous. Ning Yan, Song Porcelain, Gold Chopsticks and Jade Bowls, Gold Engraved Eight Treasure Screens and Hotan Jasper Vases, as well as imported red sandalwood glass crystal lamps, copper Maitreya Buddhas, snuff bottles, celebrity calligraphy and paintings... It is a dazzling array of everything you expect to find.Although our current Young Master Zhang has inherited all the memories of his predecessor, he suffers from the lack of space in his predecessor's head and hardly pretends to be anything other than eating, drinking, whoring and gambling, so our current Young Master Zhang is inevitably dizzy and dazzled.

"Wait, there seems to be something wrong." Looking at it, our young master Zhang suddenly remembered a big event - if the story in the cross talk in "Three Levels in a Row" is true, then it is very likely that there will be A fortune teller came up to him and offered to say, "Oh! My man, you have colorful eyebrows and sharp eyes. You can be a pillar of the country. If you go to Beijing to catch the exam, you will definitely pass the exam." Then Zhang Da The young master foolishly ran to the city of Beijing to bump into Wei Zhongxian's father-in-law Wei's horse, got a No. 2 in the exam in a muddleheaded way, then made his official career prosperous, and finally entered the cabinet to pay homage to the prime minister!

"Could it be true? If it is true, should I go to the capital?" Young Master Zhang's heart began to pound wildly. He said in his heart that he is rich now, but he has no right. If he can really mess around in the court It's a good thing to take up an official position.

"Dog... Young Master Zhang, Young Master Zhang." When our Young Master Zhang was lowering his head and contemplating something beautiful, a familiar shout suddenly came from behind him.Without looking back, Young Master Zhang knew that the owner of the voice was Ma Jun, the eldest son of Linqing County and the former friend of Young Master Zhang, who was thinking about it. Young Master Zhang shouted angrily: "Why howling? Master, I am thinking about something." ,do not bother me."

"Master Zhang, what else are you thinking about? Follow me quickly, something good will happen." Ma Jun with a horse face caught up, grabbed Master Zhang's hand and walked back.Our Young Master Zhang finally regained his composure, turned around and asked lazily: "What good can you do? Tell me, if you dare to lie to me, Young Master, be careful and I will ask Zhang Shitou to beat you up."

"It's guaranteed to be fun." Ma Jun moved closer to Zhang Haogu's ear, and said in a low voice with a sly smile: "A civilian boat came from the pier, and there was a coffin on board, and a very beautiful chick, so beautiful that even the mandarin duck building Xiaocui can’t compare to her with one finger. The brothers all ran to see the chick when they heard the news. We brothers have the best relationship. If there is such a good thing, of course I have to come and tell you. If you miss this opportunity , maybe you will regret it for the rest of your life."

"Is there such a thing? If you dare to lie to me, I will come to your house today to ask your father for the gambling debt you owed me when you played dice last time!" Our young master Zhang threatened, and slammed his fan behind his collar. Immediately, he impatiently pulled Ma Jun towards the pier and ran away—Although Young Master Zhang's body has changed to a new owner, this new owner is actually the same as the previous owner.And the poor one is Zhang Shitou, the servant of Young Master Zhang's family, holding the precious bird cage of Young Master Zhang in his hand, he dare not run fast, so he can only catch up with his hands, "Young Master, Young Master, slow down, be careful not to fall—" —!”

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Out of breath, I ran to the pier of the canal. The friends of the former young master Zhang were all on the pier. Who were there? Master Ren, and Li Sishao, the little grandson who retired as the magistrate—in a word, they are all playboys who often fooled around with our former Young Master Zhang, and there is no good thing!

In the past, when these young masters and bosses saw our Young Master Zhang, at worst they would come over to pay respects and pay their respects, and by the way find out which yard Young Master Zhang will spend the night in at night—so that we can get some benefits along the way.But today's situation is very different. These young masters and young bosses all seem to be possessed, hiding behind a pile of water transport rice bags, staring intently at the canal wharf, not even noticing our young master Zhang's arrival.The current Young Master Zhang, who inherited the memory of his predecessor, felt angry, and stepped forward on tiptoe to raise his leg at Wu Er Shao, "Thieves, what are you looking at?"

"Master Zhang?" Several dandies came back to their senses and shouted in surprise. Second Young Master Wu, who was almost kicked by Master Zhang, was not angry, but just pushed Master Zhang down and said, "Young Master Zhang, you came just in time. , I was still trying to get someone to look for you. Why are you looking for you? Of course there is a good thing. Look, it is the boat with white curtains. Do you see it? Pay attention to the little beauty in mourning clothes on the boat, the real beauty what!"

"Beauty! She's really a beauty!" our Young Master Zhang exclaimed.It turned out that Wu Ershao of the silk and satin village really didn't lie. On the small boat moored by the canal pier, there was indeed a white veil representing the transportation of the coffin, and under the white veil, stood a charming, pretty, A little beauty in a white mourning dress, with long black hair, big eyes, a small mouth, delicate and beautiful facial features, white and tender skin, where the lines should be convex are definitely convex, and where the concave should be concave is attractive— —In a word, she is more than ten times more beautiful than any beauties our two previous young masters Zhang have seen before.So our Young Master Zhang didn't think much after screaming, and stood up drooling, wanting to go over and strike up a conversation with that little beauty.

"Master Zhang, do you want to kill yourself?" Second Young Master Wu and Ma Jun were very loyal, and promptly pulled our Young Master Zhang down again.Wu Ershao lowered his voice and said: "Master Zhang, don't be impulsive, this girl is beautiful, but she also hurts her hand! From the very beginning, the little brat of the Wu family suffered a lot in her hands, and several of his teeth were knocked out. The cub cried and yelled and went to find his elder brother, and the two brothers are probably coming soon, let's see and talk."

The two Wu brothers mentioned by Er Shao Wu are actually the two sons of General Wu of the Linqing Mansion. The eldest son is named Wu Qing, and the youngest son is named Wu Zhi. Unethical things like Juehufen—but the two brothers of the Wu family are obviously better at this aspect, and they also have two more good habits of grabbing money from beggars and smashing begging bowls.

The relationship between our former Young Master Zhang and the two brothers of the Wu family was not good, because these two brothers rely on their brute force and have a relative who is an official in the court. The young master was jealous and robbed the girl, not to mention fighting bravely with young master Zhang at the gambling table.So after hearing what Er Shao Wu said, the current Young Master Zhang also became interested, and clapped his hands and said, "Okay, let's see what the two sons of the Wu family will do."

While drooling and admiring the beauty of the girl in white, he waited for a while. Originally, Young Master Zhang was notoriously impatient, but this time he was lucky. His eyes just turned on the girl in white. After two laps, the two brothers Wu Qing and Wu Zhi arrived with a dozen servants.Because of his habit of arrogance, Wu Qing immediately rushed to the small boat with the white veil, and the voice roaring at the girl in white could be heard clearly from half a mile away, "Stinky bitch, Have the guts of a leopard, dare to fight my brother? Get out of here, or be careful, I will burn your coffin and sell you to the yard as a kiln sister!"

"The show is about to begin." Second Young Master Wu shouted excitedly, Young Master Zhang couldn't wait to stand up so that the onlookers in the boat would not block his view.But at this moment, something happened that stunned Young Master Zhang—the girl in white jumped up from the boat, her body was still in the air, and her long and beautiful legs had already kicked Wu Qing's chest. , Wu Qing, who was as short and strong as a bear, was caught off guard, and was kicked by the girl into the air, and fell as far as a foot away, and the screaming sound was also heard as far as a foot, "Oh my god!"

"Amazing!" Young Master Zhang was so shocked that he didn't even notice that the fan fell to the ground.But let us young master Zhang be even more stunned and still behind, the girl in white who looked so delicate just now seemed to be able to get out of water with a pinch, at this moment, she seemed to have turned into a tigress that eats people without spitting out bones, rushing into the two brothers of the Wu family Among the servants brought here, they were punched, kicked and beaten until more than a dozen servants had no power to fight back. In a blink of an eye, they were all lying on the ground, all with bruised noses and swollen faces, and all of them were wounded, rolling all over the ground. Cry and beg for mercy.

"Hmph! A bunch of trash." The tigress patted her small jade-like hands and returned to the boat with her head held high.The brothers of the Wu family didn't dare to say any more. They limped and led the servants to hug their heads and ran away. After running a long way, they dared to turn around and shout, "Stinky bitch, you wait, this time I will spare your life, next time... mother Ah, run!"

"Awesome!" It wasn't until the tigress stood up that scared the two brothers of the Wu family to the point of running like rabbits, our young master Zhang came back to his senses and praised: "Awesome, I didn't expect this little beauty to be so powerful. It seems that she must be so powerful!" Can martial arts."

"It's his mother's power." Wu Ershao, Ma Jun and Wang Shaodong's gang of dudes nodded repeatedly, agreeing with our young master Zhang's opinion.But Wu Ershao immediately turned bitter again, and said regretfully: "Damn, I finally met such a beautiful girl, I thought I had a lot of fun today, I didn't expect the beautiful girl to be so troublesome, it seems that today's fun can be eaten It's not here."

"Yeah, yeah, let's not think about anything else, just look at it from a distance and feast our eyes." Except for our young master Zhang, Ma Jun, Wang Shaodong's family and a bunch of dudes felt the same way, and they were all extremely regretful. , No matter what, I dare not go up and flirt like before.

"Look at your virtues, you are so frightened by a mere woman." Our young master Zhang was a little dissatisfied, and said, "I don't believe in this evil, if I can't kiss her fragrance today, I won't kiss her." The surname is Zhang, I take her surname!"

"Young master, please don't mess with this tigress." Zhang Shitou had an ominous premonition, and quickly declared: "I can't beat her, and I can't help you, young master."

"Cut! Do you think your eldest master is the two little brats of the Wu family, who only bully others because of their numbers and snatch their girls?" Young Master Zhang raised his head and snorted, "Look, today This young master wants that tigress to commit suicide and spend the night with me!"

"Bragging!" Wu Ershao, Ma Jun and other dudes all raised their middle fingers, very disdainful of our young master Zhang's boastful words.Our Young Master Zhang was completely enraged and asked: "Then do you dare to bet with me? If I can't get her to spend the night at my house today, I will lose 50 taels of silver to each of you. If I get her Overnight at my house..."

"Then each of us will lose 50 taels of silver to you!" Wu Ershao, Ma Jun and a group of people replied in unison.Our Young Master Zhang was not polite either, he stretched out his hand and said, "That's it, it's a high five."

Others don't know about our Young Master Zhang, how can friends like Ma Jun and Er Shao Wu know about him?With the attitude of winning, a group of playboys all made a bet with our Young Master Zhang by high-fiving.Our Young Master Zhang didn't talk too much nonsense, and immediately called Zhang Shitou to him after he clapped his hands, and told him in his ear: "Go and do something for me right away, go there right away, and quietly call the boatman of that boat over." — Be careful, don't let that beautiful tigress see you."

"Why?" Zhang Shitou asked inexplicably, "Master, don't you want to bring that beautiful tigress home to spend the night? What are you doing with her boatman?"

"Stupid! It's a shame that you have studied for a few days!" Our young master Zhang scolded in Sichuan dialect, and said with a big face: "Didn't you hear that Mr. Shu said it on TV...in the restaurant and teahouse, you know Knowing what is what, can one win a hundred battles?"

(End of this chapter)