Back to Daming to be a genius

Chapter 1 Cup Time Traveling
Since ancient times, there have been clouds, sleepy in winter, sleepy in autumn, dozing in summer, and sleepless in spring and March.The ancients do not deceive me, this is not wrong at all, the sun is already shining on the buttocks, in a luxurious and rustic mansion in Linqing City, Dongchang Prefecture, Shandong Province, a young man in his twenties is lying on his stomach. Sleeping soundly on the bed, in addition to snoring loudly, talking in sleep from time to time, reciting the names of the red card girls in Yuanyanglou in Linqing City, sleeping very soundly.And although there are many maids and servants coming and going outside the room, none of them dared to make a sound. They all acted lightly as if they were thieves, and they didn't even dare to make a loud noise for breathing, for fear of waking up this very blessed young master and attracting the young master or the master. Or a reprimand from his wife, or even a severe beating!

No way, this Young Master Zhang whose surname is Zhang Haogu is really not easy to mess with. His family has nothing but money!Of the thousand hectares of fertile land in Linqing City and several neighboring counties, eight and a half out of ten acres belong to his family!Of the grain stores, salt stores and ship numbers beside the canal, [-] out of [-] are owned by his family!His father, Zhang Laocai, is a nine-generation single heir. He married eleven concubines to give birth to such a son. Of course, he was enshrined as a treasure. Tell me, such a young master, who doesn't have long eyes? The servant girl dares to wake him up?Why did he need to get up so early?
Underneath the calm surface of the water is a raging undercurrent. Young Master Zhang seems to be sleeping soundly and sweetly on the bed, but what no one knows is that at this very moment, in Young Master Zhang's sleep, there is a battle against Young Master Zhang's body control. The competition is already in full swing...

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"Zhang Haogu, get out of here quickly!" I grabbed Zhang Haogu's hair, pulled Zhang Haogu out of his body like my life, and shouted angrily, "The judge of the underworld said, From now on, your body is mine! Pay back my 70 years of life!"

"No, I won't go out!" Zhang Haogu struggled even more desperately, saying nothing would let me drag his soul consciousness out of his body, and shouted even more sadly and angrily: "It's your fault that you died unjustly." , Your soul is also your death if the bull's head and horse's face are arrested, why should I give up my body to you?"

"The old judge said that you are not upright, you have done a lot of evil, and you will never do bad things. Your lifespan is over! The old judge said that your body is not bad, and it is too wasteful to die like this. It is better to use it to compensate my Yangshou!"

"Fart! I'll believe you when you say it. You think I'm a fool, Young Master Zhang? Where are the judges of the underworld? Where are the bull's head and horse face? Call them here and let me ask."

"The bull head and horse noodles are drunk. Granny Meng is feeding them hangover soup. She will be here soon. Granny Meng is afraid that I will miss the reincarnation time, so she asks me to come first. If you don't believe me, give me your body first, and you can go by yourself later." Ask about bull head and horse noodles..."

What happened was like this. In fact, I was a college student who had just graduated. Although I didn’t learn anything in Yeji University, my parents asked my relatives to find connections. In the end, I got mixed into the honest and honest civil servants and was assigned to a Working in the town government, plus there are people above, it can be said that the bright future has already recruited charming little hands to me.

One night after I had just started working for more than three months, I followed the secretary and the mayor to the most luxurious restaurant in the town to check the food hygiene work, and I was going to work overtime after eating and drinking. ——Continue to go to the local foot-washing city to check the work quality of employees in special industries. I never thought that seven or eight of us were too excited. After playing poker, I drank half a box of Moutai and five bottles of Wuliangye. I was sent to the hospital for alcohol poisoning Hospital.

Originally, the young people just joined the work, so it can’t be said that they have been tested for a long time. It is forgivable and understandable to occasionally make one or two mistakes in work. The town’s third outstanding worker who died in the line of duty in one year—the first two were a male cadre and a female cadre. They discussed their work frankly in a closed car, but unfortunately the car exhaust was poisoned , both died in the line of duty.

Farewell, my bright future.Farewell, my dear parents, in the future you must never spoil my younger brother like you spoiled me.Farewell to the future wife I haven't met, and the children I haven't created yet.Farewell, my beloved Xiaoli—the money I owed you last time, I have to pay it back in my next life.Farewell, respected mayor, you must remember that young people's stomachs have not passed the test like yours, so don't force young people next time... Hey... I will go to your wife and study abroad daughter!It turns out that I died for you!
Just as I was saying goodbye to the past with a long sigh, the old judge suddenly told me in embarrassment that the person who was going to arrest me was not me, but my respected mayor!As for me, I still have a full 70 years of life expectancy!

Hearing this news, I first yelled at the bull-headed horse-faced dereliction of duty, and then immediately forced the judge to bring me back to life, so that I could continue to enjoy my life full of light and flowers.But people (ghosts) were so unlucky that they drank cold water and stuffed their teeth. When I was hurriedly sent back to the hospital with the bull-headed horse face that I grabbed from the hospital, the respected mayor and secretary had already done so in order to prevent the higher authorities from investigating the cause of my death. Impatiently, I moved my intact body into a luxurious official car, then pushed it off the cliff, poured gasoline on the body of the completely scrapped car and ignited it, destroyed the corpse and wiped out the traces, and reported me as a car accident. …………

I continue to go to your wives and your daughters who are studying abroad!
At this point in the matter, I am in a dilemma, I am in a dilemma, and the judge has no choice but to deal with my affairs.Fortunately, the bull-headed horse-face who caught the wrong person was afraid that I would tell the matter to the old man Yan Wang, so he gave the old judge an idea. In order to prevent the old man Yan Wang from finding out that the accounts were wrong when he checked the accounts, he suggested that the old judge send me. In ancient times, I went to find a young man who was about to belch, and let me use his body to return the sun and enjoy the remaining 70 years of my life.And the old man judge didn't talk about democracy and human rights very much, he made a final decision without asking for my opinion!Then he randomly took a list for me to choose from, and threatened me that if I didn't agree with this method, he would let me turn into the animal life-anyway, I basically didn't do any good things in my previous life.

No way, under the power, I had no choice but to nod in agreement.But after looking at the list carefully, I stretched my face again. The candidates on the list were mostly people from the Qing Dynasty with pigtails. They wanted me to shave off my elegant hair. It makes my life worse than death!So I immediately eliminated all these people and focused on the young masters of the Ming Dynasty, but I have hardly heard their names. God knows whether their families are poor or rich, and their wives are beautiful or ugly. So I hesitated to make a decision, and dared not gamble the rest of my life.

When I was in a difficult situation, I suddenly saw a very familiar name——Zhang Haogu.

Zhang Haogu?It's that Zhang Haogu whose family is so poor that only money is left, who is so lucky that he got a second place in the list all by chance, and finally got promoted to three ranks?It turns out that this guy is not a fictional character!If I used his dead body to resurrect my soul, wouldn't my hands cramp from counting money, and I'd be so hot on horseback after picking up girls? !

Excited, I didn't think much about it, and immediately pointed to Zhang Haogu's name and said, that's the only one, I don't want anyone else!

Mr. Judge is a straightforward person. Seeing that I have made up my mind, I didn’t say anything else. He immediately sent me to more than 300 years ago, and asked me to use Zhang Haogu’s body to revive my soul. This guy has done a lot of bad things and deserves retribution , although there are still a few days before he died unexpectedly, but if he catches him a day or two earlier, no one will say anything.

It can be seen from this that it is better to be kind.

It’s been a long journey, and my road of resurrecting the dead has gone wrong again. The bull-headed horse noodle, who is fond of drinking, has been here for more than 300 years. I met a few old friends, and immediately got together to drink and eat meat. , I almost missed the best time for me to resurrect my soul with the dead body. Later, Granny Meng was kind enough to show me the way and let me trouble Zhang Haogu first, and she would try to wake up the bull head and horse face later.

"Get me out!"

"I'm not going out, this body is mine!"

After talking a lot of nonsense, let’s get down to business. Just when Zhang Haogu and I were in a stalemate over the control of his body, two strange screams suddenly sounded from the ground. With a flick of the iron chain, it was put on Zhang Haogu's neck, and Zhang Haogu was dragged out of his body at once. As for me, I couldn't wait to get into Zhang Haogu's body and formally take over this young man. Healthy and somewhat handsome body.

Haha, from now on, I will be Master Zhang Haogu!
"Okay, it's over, let's go." Niutou said to me while holding Zhang Haogu, who was crying and making a fuss, while hiccupping: "70 years later, when other brothers come to arrest you, you can be more strict. Don't bring this up."

"No problem, no problem." I looked at Zhang Haogu's luxurious bedroom full of bumpkin atmosphere, and agreed with a smile that couldn't close my mouth.Maybe Ma Mian was very satisfied with my answer, grabbed Master Zhang's head again, took out a ball of light and stuffed it into my forehead, shook his head and said, "I'll take care of you, this Zhang Haogu originally The memory, I gave it to you together, so that no one will see your flaws after you resurrect from the corpse."

"Thank you, thank you very much." I agreed with a nod and bowed my waist, and watched as the original Zhang Haogu and Young Master Zhang slipped into the ground.But at the moment when they completely disappeared, I suddenly remembered a big event, and hurriedly shouted: "Wait! No! I remembered a big problem, I don't want this body anymore!"

It was late, no matter how much I yelled, there was no movement on the ground. It was obvious that Niutou Mamian had brought the original Zhang Haogu and Young Master Zhang to a business...

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"It's over, how could I have forgotten that matter!" I——the current Young Master Zhang Haogu beat my head fiercely, regretting my lack of consideration.Because Young Master Zhang suddenly discovered just now that the time he is currently in is 22 A.D., the [-]nd of the first month of the fifth year of the Ming Dynasty!That is to say, in another two or three years, Gao Yingxiang will take the lead in launching the peasant uprising, and then Li Zicheng and Zhang Xianzhong and a large group of talented people will also rise up and rebel one after another.And even if Young Master Zhang escapes this catastrophe, in at most another twenty years, the Eight Banners of the Manchu and Qing Dynasties will enter the Central Plains under the leadership of a certain scum surnamed Wu. After one catastrophe, in the end, you have to drag a pig's tail behind your head to live the rest of your life.

It was the first time Young Master Zhang hated himself, why didn't he study history well?So much so that Young Master Zhang couldn't help looking up to the sky and sighing, "When the book is ready for use, I will hate it less! The ancients are sincere, don't deceive me."

(End of this chapter)