DNF's million counterattack

Chapter 480 Practice Lessons

"..." Xiao Ye fell silent after reading it.

"Let me do it! Xiaoye, Dapeng, you can solve it yourself..." Fat Chang moved his body tactfully, and took a step back.

"Fang Ye, I really have you! I actually got my partner..." Dapeng leaned over, looked at the photo of the profile picture, patted Xiao Ye on the shoulder, and said with a smile.

"I don't remember the name of your partner, who knows that it happens to be the same person... Okay, stop talking nonsense, and bring the note in your hand."

Of course, it goes without saying, since it is Dapeng's partner and the marriage is destined, Xiao Ye will be the matchmaker.

"The name in my hand may be your target, but... I hope it's not the same person." Dapeng readily handed the note in his pocket to Xiao Ye.

Xiaoye and Feichang were in a fog when they heard it.

But when Xiaoye got the note and opened it, she also began to understand the meaning of Dapeng's words a little bit. He had heard of this name before, and was almost misunderstood by the brothers in the dormitory - Li Luoling.

The person was found by Dapeng, and everyone had joked at that time, saying that they didn't know where Yezi found the roster, and they actually named someone by name to chase after this girl.

Xiao Ye rewarded them with a big "roll", saying that she asked for someone else, and she just needed to make sure if there was such a person.

Later, Dapeng found out about his relationship, and he simply replied "existence" to Xiaoye, and didn't say much else.

"Xiaoye, look at Li Shanshan." Fat Chang urged again.

Xiao Ye quickly entered a name, and then the photo appeared.

"Oh my god, this is Li Shanshan? I'm going to jump off a building, don't any of you stop me!" Seeing the photo on the computer, Fat Chang's face turned green, and he rushed to the balcony with a look of death.

"My god, you guys really don't stop me!" Fat Chang said pitifully as he lay on the balcony and pretended to be affectionate.

"This isn't Li Shanshan, it's Li Luoling..." Xiao Ye said with a very embarrassed expression.

"Hey, it looks like the same person came here. Everyone in the department said that this girl is very ugly, so when you asked me if there was such a person, I didn't digress, lest you beat me..." Dapeng stood aside, explained.

"Dapeng, why don't you give me back your partner?" Xiao Ye turned her head and asked very seriously.

"I'll do it, your sister!" Dapeng said with a bad breath.

"Just kidding... Isn't it just artificial respiration, and it's not a target, so what does it matter." Xiao Ye said again with a look of indifference.

"It doesn't matter? Look at her face, she can be as fat as a pancake, her eyes can be as small as mung beans, and with that cute little cherry mouth, damn, isn't this the live-action version of Chibi Maruko?!" Pointing at the screen, he spoke earnestly at first, but then became more and more excited as he spoke.

"What's wrong with being ugly? You can't get married if you're ugly? Who the hell wants to be disabled? You superficial guys! Can't you see people's hearts?" Seeing that Fat Chang's reaction was so exaggerated, Xiao Ye said a little unhappy.

"...you are taking anatomy practice class, you still have to look at your heart." Dapeng blushed and said this, but Xiao Ye immediately turned his head and glared angrily, and then smiled flatteringly, "Brother, my fault, I It's my fault, if it wasn't for me, I guess this girl's intern should be mine, I'm really embarrassing you, Xiaoye, brother tonight treats you to a food stall."

"Go, who cares." Xiaoye shrugged, turned her head, and stared at the computer monitor again, although she said that before, she was crying silently in her heart, after all, it was a "first kiss"!

What a noun worthy of nostalgia and nostalgia, for the first time, the impression will always be deep, and it will be branded for a lifetime. Of course, I hope it is beautiful, but it is just a hope. It is sad and sad at this moment.

"Here, this is your Li Shanshan." Xiao Ye patiently searched for the fat-bellied man.

Fat intestines thanked the audience on the spot. It seems that Li Shanshan is worthy of the audience.

In the afternoon, some families are happy and some are sad.

"Xiao Ye, why don't you find someone to change it like me?" Xiaoji has already spent money to eliminate the disaster. After all, he went to find someone else to change. Why change?So what do you spend on disaster relief without spending money?
"Well, those girls always need 'objects' to practice. The Buddha said, if I don't go to hell, whoever goes to hell." Xiao Ye said like a monk with a single palm salute.

"...Just skip class! If you skip this time, maybe it won't be that girl next time." Dapeng suggested.

"Your, you run away." Xiaoye stared at Dapeng and said with a slight smile.

This smile was so indifferent, everyone who was indifferent felt that Xiao Ye was really going to die soon.

When I came to the practice classroom, it was the auditorium, and the floor was already covered with mats.

There is no way, this is a medical school, there are too many girls, otherwise they would not find boys from other departments to fill in, and some of them even need to play the role of the lying corpse man who was rescued twice.

In the middle of the main hall sat a grey-haired, over seventy-year-old, wearing glasses, but energetic old man. There was a desk in front of him with a roll call booklet on it.

At this time, there were not many people in the auditorium, but all the male students who came here had to go to Professor Li for roll call and registration, hand in the note by the way, and then start to distribute the mats.

After a while, when it was time for the actual class, many people came in the auditorium, most of them were girls.

"There are only a few boys missing. Are there fewer girls?" Professor Li said as he supported his gold-rimmed reading glasses and looked at the roster in his hand.

But the voice was not small, and it went straight into everyone's ears.

"Mr. Li, Peng Yuxue said she had a stomachache, so she asked for leave this afternoon..." a girl said helplessly.

"Mr. Li, Aritana said that her first kiss can only be given to her husband, otherwise she would rather commit suicide by cutting her wrist..." another girl said.

"Ms. Li, Zhang Dandan said that she is here today as her aunt..."

"Teacher Li……"

All of a sudden, all kinds of girls asked for leave in an endless stream in the auditorium.

Professor Li turned a deaf ear, took off his presbyopic glasses, put on the myopia glasses hanging around his neck, looked at the students, and said seriously: "Students, it is our sacred duty to save lives and heal the wounded! When you choose this major, you must do well. Mentally prepare, patients do not distinguish between high and low, beautiful and ugly, good and evil...smelly and stinky. But look at you now, it is just an internship, there are so many people pushing back and forth, and all of them fail! Retake next semester!"

"Ms. Li, I object. Women must abide by the three virtues and four virtues!" A certain woman refused to accept it, and moved out of the rules and regulations of her ancestors, intending to suppress Old Antique.

"It's the 21st century, and the policy of 'sex first, certificate later' has long been popular. Besides, don't misinterpret this matter." Professor Li said righteously.

"Pfft..." The students vomited blood collectively when they heard Mr. Li's "enlightened" and "unrestrained" words.

"Teacher! I object! We need freedom in love!" Another girl came out and shouted.

"I didn't give you fingertips for marriage, and I'm not forcing you to fall in love, but there is no absolute freedom in this world. After class, if you want to be truly free, turn left when you leave the school gate, and hundreds of hotels will give you freedom. Anyway, I have no right to interfere .And, I reiterate that this is just an exercise of "artificial respiration for saving lives and healing the wounded". Please correct your mentality." Professor Li squinted and looked at the group of students.

"..." Everyone petrified.

On weekdays, why didn't everyone notice that Professor Li would be so "uninhibited", they all thought he was just stubborn, and would only hold textbooks and explain medical principles to everyone.

"Teacher, I object to..."

Before the girl could finish speaking, Professor Li lost his temper and said loudly: "Objections are invalid! Boys who have registered, please lie down. Girls who are called, take your seats and get ready!"

　As soon as it gets to -0-, these shots really have nothing to do with the game...but they will always be used in the future.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)