DNF's million counterattack

Chapter 479

In other words, Monday, April 19th, is a very normal day.

But a certain day always has some special meaning for some people.

Imperial College of Medicine.

"Fuck his second uncle! I could have skipped class today, but that old bastard has played new tricks!" A certain person was dejected, as if he was dying, and he looked up to the sky and screamed, expressing his inner regret. Feelings of grief and indignation.

"Li Shanshan? What does Li Shanshan's mother look like? Who can tell me?!" Following the words of the previous roommate, another person suddenly shouted.

"Li Shanshan's mother probably doesn't look very good... After all, her daughter is in the same class as you." A person next to her replied.

"Fat intestines, you got it, even if you lie naked on the street, no one treats you lightly, this time it's the little girl's turn to send kisses, you should be content, right?" Someone who was sad and angry before looked at this roommate named "Fat intestines" , said even more sadly.

"Go, go, Dapeng, chicken, you two beasts, aren't you afraid that your girlfriend will pull you out and slaughter you?" Fat intestines.

"If you want to kill, you should kill first and then kill. It's also romantic to be a ghost under the peony flower." Dapeng, who was the first to return to the dormitory, said with a proud smile.

"Fat Chang, look, he's a beast, I'm not..." Xiaoji pointed at Dapeng with a lewd smile on his face, and said.

"I won't talk to you two beasts anymore, Fang Ye, what are you going to do about this? Professor Li's old-fashioned, this time he is no longer old-fashioned. With such a trick, isn't it killing the girls in our school? Forced?" Fat Chang came to Xiao Ye with a sad face like a ripe bitter gourd, and said helplessly.

"Call me Xiaoye, get used to listening." Xiaoye sat down in front of the computer and turned it on, and replied indifferently.

"Let me tell you, you kid must have broken your body too, right? Why didn't you react at all?" Fat Chang was shocked, as if he had found a hundred thousand answers to why, and suddenly came to his senses.

"A complete man like a fake." Xiao Ye glanced at Fei Chang and said with some displeasure.

"...Then how can you be so calm! You know, there are a lot of girls coming this afternoon!"

"They are the ones who suffer. We shouldn't be too happy, right?" Xiao Ye replied with a wry smile.

"Beast!" The other three people in the dormitory saw Xiao Ye's answer so indifferently, and said in unison.

Xiao Ye shook his head, turned to look at them, and said helplessly: "Professor Li is also right, he suddenly thought of such a trick to practice 'artificial respiration'... But we can't blame Professor Li for his ingenuity, who let the female nurses in our school Entered the Affiliated Hospital of City B, first aided a person, not even artificial respiration... This person was thrown into the school, if the school does not take some measures, it will be closed sooner or later."

"Let them focus only on grade points, grades, and scholarships! The practical classes are all over the place, holding a scalpel like a chicken knife, shaking hands like being hit by a hundred thousand volts, seeing the medicine in the bottle The baby specimen was crying like it hit a ghost, dissecting the dead body and taking the organs, covering the mouth, vomiting, diarrhea, and dystocia... There is really no hope for such a medical student." Fat Chang prayed and closed his eyes , said affectionately.

"...I don't know who, if I pass the laboratory building at night, I have to go around." Dapeng gave Fat Chang a disdainful look.

"Don't exaggerate, Imperial Medical College is pretty good. But anyway, since something like this happened, the school will definitely pay attention to it, and now we have to start from the basics, simple artificial respiration, that's it..." After the chick finished speaking, she pursed her lips and made a kiss gesture.

"Ouch..." Fat intestines and Dapeng retched together.

"Chicken, don't be a troublemaker! You are not artificial respiration, you are playing hooligans!" Xiao Ye said with a bright smile.

"Hey, careless in making friends, you guys, everyone looks like a gentleman, it will be exposed this afternoon! If you meet a girl you like, maybe you can have a lover and get married~" Xiaoji changed the subject road.

"You and Dapeng both have girlfriends, and you are still married, but Xiaoye and I might be able to get rid of the halo of being single." Fat Chang fantasized with longing.

"You... just forget about your piss, Xiao Ye might actually meet someone. The ratio of male to female in Imperial Capital School is 1:4. Brothers, you must not waste resources!" Dapeng said.

"That's why I said, isn't this driving the girls in our school to death? Wolves have few resources, and now there is so much meat that they can't eat it. What's more, after this afternoon, another batch of meat is 'not fresh' It's...hey, it's just taking advantage of us beasts." Fat Chang said mournfully.

"You are the beast..." Everyone stared and said in unison.

"Okay, tell me the name of the girl you drew, which class she is in, maybe you can find a photo on the school forum, if it is a dinosaur level, just skip class!" Fat Chang laughed.

"Lu Xiaojie..." Xiaoji took out the note in his pocket, looked at the three square words on it, and muttered.

"Oh, I'm so stupid, it seems to be the class flower of some department!" Dapeng shouted.

"That's right, that's right, I've also heard of her name, there are suitors in the same department, but there are as many as two-fifths of the total number of boys in the department!" Fat Chang cried in disbelief.

"Ahem..." Xiaoye turned on the computer, entered the school's database, found Lu Xiaojie's profile picture, coughed lightly, and said with a smile, "Sorry, the Lu Xiaojie you mentioned is from the Department of Pharmacology, not Nursing. Tie……"

"Day, I forgot that Xiao Yezi of our family can still be a 'hacker', looking for information, hey, it's a pity that you don't major in computer science." Dapeng came behind Xiao Ye and sighed like this .

"Pfft..." As soon as he got behind Xiaoye, Dapeng couldn't hold back, and laughed, and said with a trembling laugh, "*****, this time you... you are blessed."

Fat intestines also came over curiously, saw the girl's headshot, and immediately pissed in fear, shouting: "The annual horror blockbuster will be released in the afternoon, it is estimated that the combination of Fu Rong, Sister Feng, and Brother Chun can create such a perfect female man! "

The little chicken also squeezed in at this moment, and immediately shouted after reading: "No, I have to skip class this afternoon!"

"You just failed the practical class, and you won't be allowed to pass the make-up exam after paying for it. Li Gudong's temperament..." Fat Chang looked at Xiaoji cheaply, and raised his eyebrows, as if you knew it.

The little chicken wanted to cry but had no tears, and limply crawled on the table, crying as if nothing could be more sad than dying: "Honey, I'm sorry for you..."

"Which one of you will change with me?!" Chick just got down on the ground, suddenly thought of this method, jumped up and shouted.

"Go to another dormitory and pay 100 yuan to see if anyone can exchange it with you..." Dapeng said contemptuously.

"Day, smart! People in other dormitories don't know what Lu Xiaojie looks like! Dapeng, you are so fucking naive!" After speaking, Xiaoji rushed out of the dormitory ecstatically.

The people were ashamed.

"Look at Li Shanshan!" Fat Chang directed from the side.

But Xiaoye was the one who searched for her. Although Xiaoye was not a member of the Appearance Association, she couldn't be too casual about her first kiss, at least she had a psychological preparation or something.

In fact, this matter is also silent and ruthless.

After graduating from the Nursing Department of Imperial Medical College, a certain woman went to work in the affiliated medical department of City B, and then went out on the road and met a middle-aged sloppy passerby who fell unconscious on the ground and needed artificial respiration.

A certain girl who was still fresh and fresh hesitated for a moment, and felt that it was more important to save lives and heal the wounded, so she took the initiative to step forward, intending to give first aid, and then an accident happened...

"He...he has bad breath." A certain woman just leaned over, the smell was too strong and she couldn't bear it, she turned her head and said to everyone.

Everyone petrified, and then some accused, saying that saving people is important, some were watching a play, and the kind-hearted ones had already called 120.

As a result, a certain woman was helpless. Although she had practiced these things in school before and had given psychological guidance, the smell of this person was too strong, so she covered her nose and gave him artificial respiration.

Can that pose be correct?There is a feeling that painting a tiger is not an anti-dog.

Maybe the middle-aged sloppy man passing by had never asked for a kiss in his life, and he was satisfied all of a sudden, so he drove west directly.

Later, it was revealed that a certain woman graduated from the Imperial Medical College, and she couldn't even do artificial respiration. Afterwards, rumors spread to the school.

As long as there is news about the school, it can always attract high attention.

Therefore, early in the morning, Professor Li asked the girls in the nursing department to write their names on the small slips they handed out. The girls didn't know what they meant.

As a result, in the last class in the morning, the first-year boys all won the "prize", and each drew a small note.

　In fact, I still think that I am more suitable for writing this style of text -0- but the game text is really sad... As for the meaning of this chapter, the next chapter will naturally explain it.The second watch is over, good night.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)