Westward Journey into Dragon

Chapter 33 The Bald Monkey Explodes

Chapter 33 The Bald Monkey Explodes

The beautiful and colorful Mount Emei is shrouded in clouds and mist all the year round.Chen Xian straightened his wet hair, and looked at the deity-level gray-haired monkey in front of him. He wasn't worried at all. This kind of wild monkey was neither a descendant of a divine beast, nor an alien species from heaven and earth, and its magical powers all depended on its own comprehension. Monster, even if the opponent's cultivation level is a big higher than his own, he is still confident to win the battle, not to mention that he has the strong girlfriend backing him, Ao Hong'er, so he looked at it with contempt and said: "The ancients said 'fight Here comes the young one, here comes the old one, I don’t think you, the old one, really have the face to jump out, you are so fat, believe it or not, I will make you braised monkey meat and steamed monkey brain?”

"You..." The gray-haired monkey was so angry that he couldn't speak, his face was dark, uh...his face was originally black, holding a black iron rod in both hands, roaring angrily, leaping high and high towards Chen Xian. Come on.

Chen Xian saw that although there was no trick to this stick, it was powerful and fast like lightning, and he was afraid that if he avoided it, he would show his weakness and give him an opportunity to take advantage of it.So he raised the Dragon Tooth Sword to fight upwards, and hit him in the crotch.

"bump--"

Chen Xian's left hand went numb, and the rock under his feet cracked several long and thin cracks.He was a little surprised: this monkey was born in a poor family, but it has great strength. It seems that the higher the cultivation base, the better it is to take advantage of it. It is better for him not to confront it head-on. It might be better to use some skills.He took a step back and lowered his left hand. When the gray-haired monkey lowered his body, he raised his right foot and kicked the monkey in the face.

bump--

Chen Xian was a little surprised, his kick was just to force him to back up, he didn't want to kick him unexpectedly, how stupid is this monkey who has cultivated to become a god?
Looking at the gray-haired monkey flying a foot away with its face covered, Chen Xian thought to himself that you should have no face to do anything this time! ?But you must never summon a monkey that returns to the void again, I'm afraid I won't be able to hold it!

But the thinking of monkeys is different from that of humans. If someone stepped on the face again, I think even a person with a thick skin like a city wall would be embarrassed to fight back immediately. It will take a while to repair the skin before coming back. revenge.Monkeys are different, they have no face, no skin, and want to save face. Chen Xian's kick completely enraged the gray-haired monkey, causing him to turn on the mad dog mode, beating around Chen Xian like a spinning top.

Swinging the Dragon Tooth Sword, Chen Xian blocked the stick figures all over the sky one by one. Chen Xian wondered if he was too kind, so that the gray-skinned monkey dared to grin at him even though he knew he was no match for him?

After thinking about this, Chen Xian felt resentment in his heart, and after he knocked the gray-haired monkey into the air again, before it charged, he drew out his Dragon Tooth Sword and rushed towards the gray-haired monkey.

"Shhhhh-"

The dragon tooth sword that was shining with purple thunder turned into a ball of light and shadow to cover the gray-haired monkey inside. After turning around its body for four or five breaths, it was retracted into the sheath by Chen Xian.

A gust of mountain wind blew by, and the gray-haired monkey, which was holding a long stick, suddenly moved.

When the gray-haired monkey moved, its nearly half-foot-long gray hair fell down and was blown into the distance by the wind.

Chen Xian looked at the monkey with a bald head and a bare butt that only had gray hair covering its crotch, and nodded with satisfaction. He was deeply satisfied with his masterpiece, and thought that if this work was exhibited in the exhibition, it would definitely be able to Get a shaving gold medal.

"Roar——" Hui... not only the bald monkey was furious, it beat its chest like a gorilla, its body grew inch by inch, and finally turned into a hairless monkey twenty feet tall.

"I'll go, the God Ape King Kong standing on the iron tower playing handjobs? But this hairless appearance is too wretched!" Chen Xian thought that the appearance of the monkey incarnate was just wretched, but he didn't expect the body to be even more wretched!

"Roar——" Hairless King Kong beat his chest hard, and after roaring in the sky, a huge foot stepped on Chen Xian with a strong wind.

bump--

The dust was flying, but Chen Xian had already leaped back tens of meters and stood on a stone cliff hundreds of feet high, watching the hairless King Kong chasing him: "Big monkey, how long has it been since you washed your feet? With such big beriberi, it can kill people from miles away?"

"Roar——" Chen Xian answered with a louder roar and a paw (forefoot) the size of a dustpan.

Snapped--

The palm of the Hairless King Kong slapped the cliff, tearing it apart.Chen Xian stepped on the hairless monkey's hand and rushed to its shoulder, and kicked its neck hard. It felt like kicking a steel plate. After the hairless monkey didn't react at all, he jumped up and came When he reached the opponent's head, he stomped his right foot vigorously.

boom--

As soon as this foot landed on the big bald head, the originally majestic violent monkey immediately softened his legs, hugging the cliff and kneeling on the ground.

"Hmph, if you want to show your original form, you can compare your strength with the descendants of the dragon clan... who is the most powerful among the three gods and beasts. Even if you don't turn into a real body, crushing you is like crushing an ant!" Chen Xian looked proud He said, but his right foot was firmly pressed against the top of the opponent's head, and he couldn't help shaking. He thought to himself that the spell of the heavy drop combined with his own strength could only kneel down the monkey instead of kneeling down. It is a monk of Huashen, even this kind of wild monster who has no background and is at the bottom of the monks of Huashen is much more powerful than I imagined. I thought it could be easily crushed, but I didn't expect it to be so laborious!

"Roar—" Bald King Kong raised his head and roared violently for a while, then his dustpan-sized claws slapped him with the strong wind.

Leaping forward, Chen Xian flew towards the sky with his Soaring Cloud Technique, but the voice came from afar: "Big bald monkey, I won't play with you anymore, I'm leaving, don't send it off!"

Flying hundreds of miles on the cloud, seeing that the bald monkey didn't come after him, Chen Xian lowered his head from the cloud, hugged his cramp-like right foot and sighed: "I thought that as a traverser, leapfrog challenges should be easy, but I didn't think that a wild monkey would The monkey let himself run away in embarrassment, what a disgrace to the villagers!"

It turned out that Chen Xian stepped on the head of the big monkey just now, and the appearance of kneeling on the ground was very beautiful, but it consumed nearly half of the real energy in his body, and under the counterattack of the other's real energy, his right foot was so shaken that he couldn't hear it. handle.Before he left, he said as if he easily defeated the opponent, but he was just trying to belittle the opponent and save face for himself by running away.

Sitting on a piece of grass, after massaging his numb right leg, Chen Xian slumped down.With a piece of green grass in his mouth, he closed his eyes slightly, enjoying the bright sunshine in the spring afternoon.

Thinking back to the battle with the big monkey just now, Chen Xian thought that in the future, he should not do such awesome things as leapfrog challenges.In this world of Journey to the West where golden fairies are everywhere and fairies are not as good as dogs, it is better for this little snake demon of mine to keep a low profile, pick up girls and beat mobs, and save the big boss for later.

Lying on the grass, looking at the white clouds drifting in the sky, Chen Xian silently performed the Dragon Transformation Art, absorbing the aura of heaven and earth to restore the true energy in his body, and his mind became extremely ethereal.

After more than half an hour, Chen Xian regained his true energy, and just about to get up, the sound of breaking through the air came from the direction of Mount Emei, flying towards him continuously.

He thought to himself, could it be the big monkey chasing him?You have to find a place to hide.After exercising the abyss to hide his breath, he moved and hid behind a rock, secretly looking into the distance.

I saw a golden sword light in the distance and a gray-black monster wind flying from the direction of Mount Emei one after the other, and then flying over my head, flying towards the distance at a very high speed.

A young Taoist priest with snow-white hair is wrapped in the golden sword light, and a bald monkey is wrapped in the black demon wind. The monkey is wearing a gray robe that doesn't fit well. Mao, the bald monkey underfoot!At this time, its face was blood red, as if it had eaten Viagra, it roared angrily and chased after the Taoist.

"Hey, why is this bald monkey chasing that Taoist priest?" Seeing the two flying away, Chen Xian moved and stood on the rock, looking at the direction the two were flying in with a puzzled expression.He wondered if it was the Taoist who played with the bald monkey's feelings, but then gave up, causing the bald monkey to become angry, and vowed to kill it and hurry up! ?
"There is adultery, follow up and have a look!" After thinking for a while, he rode a cloud and chased in the direction where the two left.

………………

Hou Ming felt that he was really unlucky today. First, a snake demon appeared out of nowhere and injured his fellow descendant. He wanted to teach the other party a lesson, but he was shaved and trampled on by the other party. Kneeling on the ground with your head bowed, and finally letting the other party walk away, it is aggravating to think about it!But he didn't think this was just the beginning of bad luck. After returning to his lair, the vermilion fruit he had guarded for thousands of years and was about to use to break through to the God of Transformation turned out to be ripe, and was picked by a young white-haired Taoist priest.

At that time, it had a feeling of dizziness: it knew that its aptitude was average, without the help of this vermilion fruit, it would have no hope of advancing to the void until it died.He became angry in an instant, just like a daughter who had worked hard to raise for more than 20 years, was raped by a pig when he was only 10 minutes away from home!
It went crazy immediately, and threw a stick at the guy who broke into his cave.Unexpectedly, the Taoist priest who seemed to be prematurely aging was very powerful. He knocked himself into the air with one move, and then drove away with his sword light.

How could Hou Ming let this pig go and chase after this pig that broke into the house and raped his daughter forcibly, and then kidnapped her to be his wife.I didn't want the Taoist priest to be so fast that he flew dozens of miles in the blink of an eye. I couldn't catch up with all my strength, but was thrown further and further away by him.

Seeing that the Taoist priest was about to take Zhu Guo away and fly high, Hou Ming became anxious immediately, and performed the forbidden technique learned from a fragment of a scroll, burning his essence and blood and speeding up towards the Taoist priest.After flying for more than three hundred miles, they finally blocked the Taoist priest.

Having learned the lesson of being knocked into the air by a Taoist priest, it immediately transformed into its original shape, and slapped the Taoist priest with a paw the size of a dustpan.

The Taoist stepped back quickly while pinching the Dharma seal with his hands, and a golden flying sword flew out from behind him, turning into a five-clawed golden dragon ten feet long, and slammed into the monkey's paw with its teeth and claws...

When Chen Xian quietly came several miles away from the two, it was when they were fighting to the climax. The Taoist priest kept moving to avoid a hairless, twenty-foot-tall monkey while pinching him. Fayin sent a golden dragon to attack the big monkey.

Chen Xian squinted his eyes and looked at the golden dragon, and found a golden flying sword in the belly of the golden dragon, so he knew that it was transformed from the flying sword.

He looked at the bald monkey again, and saw that it was dancing its limbs crazily, and kept attacking the Taoist priest, but the Taoist priest dodged them and hit the ground.The ground is dusty, gravel is splashed, and the sound of bumping can be heard endlessly.

Looking at the two people playing in full swing on the field, Chen Xian thought to himself that this is really a wonderful monkey show!The Taoist priest's attack couldn't break through the monkey's defense, and the monkey's attack couldn't hit the Taoist priest. It seemed that the Taoist priest was just a monkey juggler, playing with a twenty-foot-tall monkey.

I thought the two would be in a stalemate for a long time, but after the bald monkey beat its chest and roared for a while, not only did its eyes turn red, but its body also abruptly rose three feet, and its speed doubled.

"Dafa of demon disintegration?" Chen Xian and the white-haired Taoist exclaimed at the same time, looking at the bloody light lingering around the bald monkey.

After the Taoist exclaimed in surprise, he waved his hand to recall the flying sword, looked up and sprayed a mouthful of blood, then drove the sword light and flew into the distance at a high speed.

"It's not that easy to leave!" The bald monkey roared, kicked his legs, and flew towards Jianguang like a cannonball.After catching up, a huge monkey paw slammed down...

(To be continued...)
 When I was writing this, I was watching "Bear Infested", seeing Bald Qiang who was being bullied by the bears so badly, I suddenly felt sorry for him, and I hoped that he would explode once, of course only once!There is another chapter tonight, please bookmark, please recommend!
  


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