Chapter 32

Chen Xian boasted that as a time traveler, his own temperament is also different, that is, he is more...shameless than anyone else!He stepped forward, bowed to Yang Jian and said, "Second brother, younger brother Chen Xian is Chan'er's good friend. After meeting Chan'er in Qingcheng Mountain, he heard her that the second brother lived nearby, so he begged She brought me here to get to know Chan'er's second elder brother is Xiansheng Erlang Zhenjun, fortunately, fortunately!"

Yang Jian looked at Chen Xian with three eyes together, making Chen Xian's scalp feel a little numb.Before Yang Jian could speak, Yang Chan, who was holding his hand beside him, said, "Brother Chen is a good man. He said he wanted to be a flower protector, and he also found a coolie for me to take care of the flowers and plants in the cave. There is no way to come here, brother!"

After hearing Yang Chan's words, Chen Xian had the urge to hit the wall, girl, are you going to play me to death?
Sure enough, after hearing Yang Chan's words, Yang Jian raised his eyebrows, and Chen Xian immediately felt that the other party's eyes on him had changed, as sharp as a knife, as if they wanted to pierce him through.

"Hmph!" Yang Jian snorted.

Yang Jian's snort, heard in Yang Chan's ears, was nothing more than the sound of mosquitoes, but in Chen Xian's ears, it sounded like a thunderous explosion, which made his whole body surge with energy and blood, and a blush appeared on his feminine and handsome face. , by adding a bit of beauty.

Just when Chen Xian thought that Yang Jian was going to lose his temper and was about to shout "Lady help me", he waved his hand and said to himself, "Chen Zhenzhen is a visitor from afar, please follow me to the living room for a cup of tea before leaving!"

Chen Xian thought that Yang Jian should be disdainful of being as knowledgeable as a weak chicken like himself, but although the other party said it politely, Chen Xian could hear the intention of chasing guests.He just came, and before he said his goodbyes, the other party said, "Have a cup of tea before leaving." He is not a fool, so how could he not hear such an obvious intention of chasing away guests?

Unexpectedly, there was Yang Chan who was not a fool but was better than a fool beside him, and she asked Chen Xian, "Brother Chen, when did you say you were going to leave, why didn't I hear it?"

Chen Xian: "..."

Yang Jian:"……"

Chen Xian thought for a while and said, "Just now I told the second brother via sound transmission, so you couldn't hear it."

"Didn't you just come here, why are you leaving?" Yang Chan asked.

"Didn't I tell you that I like to visit mountains and rivers, and the birds don't shit here, so I'm naturally not interested in staying longer." Chen Xian nonsense.

"Well, Second Brother doesn't have any scenery here, it's so ugly!" Yang Chan nodded in agreement.

"Hmph!" After hearing the conversation between the two, Yang Jian's face became a little ugly, and he said to Yang Chan, "Since Chen Zhenren is leaving, you can send him off, Chan'er, and I have to review official documents, so I won't send them away! After speaking, he flicked his sleeves, turned around and entered the study, and closed the door with a slam.

Chen Xian rubbed his nose, and thought to himself that he seemed to have said something wrong. He could have a cup of tea with the Great God, but now he can only drink the northwest wind.

Yang Chan frowned and said, "Second Brother's temper is still so stinky, he's just telling the truth, is there any need to be so angry?"

"Peng" came the sound of objects falling to the ground in the study.

Chen Xian felt secretly refreshed: Telling you not to give me a good face, you deserve it!What is this called, um, the wicked have their own evil... retribution!

Cough cough, Chen Xian coughed twice, and said to Yang Chan, "Chan'er, let's go, this place doesn't shit, I'll take you to Qingcheng Mountain to see goldfish."

"Okay!" Yang Chan said happily.

Qingcheng Mountain is too close to Guanjiangkou, with Yang Jian's spiritual strength, it is enough to cover both places.Naturally, Chen Xian would not take Yang Chan to see goldfish with any connotations. He took Yang Chan to a small lake that he had visited before to see real goldfish.

Looking at Yang Chan who took off his shoes and stretched his jade feet into the water to tease the goldfish, Chen Xian felt very peaceful.Maybe when staying with a coquettish woman, what you think about is how to push her, but when you stay with a pure-hearted, innocent and romantic girl, what you think about is how to take care of this innocence.

Standing on a rock with the Dragon Tooth Sword in his arms, looking at the sunset on the mountain line, Chen Xian thought that no matter whether he could spark with Yang Chan or not, he had to protect her. This innocence was worth paying for.

"Brother Chen, come play in the water too!" Yang Chan smiled like a child and waved to Chen Xian who was standing on the rock.

Chen Xian jumped off the rock, came to sit beside Yang Chan, and said to the cheerful Yang Chan, "It's getting dark, if you don't go back, Second Brother will worry about you."

"No! No! I want to play for a while more!" Yang Chan said childishly.

"As long as you are not afraid that the second elder brother will come and catch you in person, you can play as long as you want." Thinking of Yang Jian's voice transmission to himself after leaving the Yang Mansion with Yang Chan, Chen Xian couldn't help but feel happy, secretly thinking that Yang Jian, the sister-in-law, How dare you threaten yourself, dare to say to yourself "little white snake, if my sister hasn't come back before dark, don't blame me for being rude to you", see how I can make things difficult for you.

"Second brother is really disgusting, he is an adult, and he always takes care of him!" Yang Chan said angrily. .

"Well, Chan'er is already a big girl. She must have her own opinions in the future, and she can't listen to your second brother in everything. He is too rigid. You should talk about him more and persuade him to get married early. The man you love will mature and have a better temper..." Chen Xian said with a look of concern for Yang Jian, thinking that if Yang Chan doesn't bother you to death, my surname will not be Xie and Chen.

He also told Yang Chan that if Yang Jian got married and gave birth to a child, not only would you have a cute nephew, but with him as a foil, wouldn't you be an adult in Yang Jian's eyes... After talking about the benefits of Yang Jian's marriage, Chen Xiancai sent Yang Chan back to Guanjiangkou.

After Yang Chan's figure disappeared into the clouds, Chen Xian stood still and thought about it. The annoying seeds had already been planted, and he didn't know when they would take root. Yang Jian, I'm waiting to drink your wedding wine!
After wandering around Qingcheng Mountain for another half a month, Chen Xian left Qingcheng Mountain and headed towards Mount Emei after failing to find the white lady and the previous woman in white.

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After the spread of Buddhism to the east, Mount Emei not only became the dojo of Samantabhadra, but also became the four famous mountains of Buddhism, and the Golden Summit became a holy place of Buddhism.It's a pity that Buddhism has not yet spread to the east, Shushan Sword School has not yet established here, many scenic spots have not yet been built, and there are no sword immortals flying with swords in the mountains.

Mount Emei on Earth, apart from the monasteries and monks all over the mountain, are monkeys who are not afraid of people.But in this world, there are no monks in Mount Emei at this time, but there are a bunch of monkey monsters.

Why do you know that there are a bunch of monkey monsters in the mountain, because there is an unlucky handsome guy in the mountain who is being besieged by a bunch of monkey monsters.

Using the Dragon Tooth Sword instead of his body, he swung his tail and slapped the face of a Golden Core Monkey Monster attacking from the side with a dragon tooth sword. The Yuanying Monkey King said: "You brewed three pools of monkey wine, and I only drank one pool. As for chasing and killing me for hundreds of miles? Besides, drinking hurts your body. For your safety, I will share the burden for you." Why do you treat your benefactors like this if you took one-third of the damage?"

It turned out that not long after Chen Xian came to Mount Emei, he smelled a strong aroma of wine.He was not an alcoholic, but the aroma of the wine was so enticing that he used the Chen family's invisibility method, which he hadn't used for a long time, and became a gentleman for a while.

Following the scent of the wine, he entered a cave guarded by two monkey monsters, and found three small wine pools filled with blue wine, about one side each.After he took a sip, he found that the taste was sweet, like drinking fruit juice, and there was even a trace of spiritual energy generated in his body.

With Chen Xian's current body of more than 40 feet, one side of the monkey drank wine, but it only made his lower abdomen slightly protrude. When he was about to go all out and drink the other two pools of wine, a tragedy happened:
A Golden Core monkey, which was fetching wine for the Monkey King, jumped into the mountain stream, looked at Chen Xian affectionately with the frightened Chen Xian who raised his head up, and after screaming, he rushed towards Chen Xian enthusiastically. Come.

Chen Xian, who felt wronged, was embarrassed to accept the little monkey Yun's hug, and easily avoided the rushing monkey demon queen, and he flew out of the cave.

The scream of the monkey entering the cave had already alarmed the two guard monkeys outside the cave. As soon as he reached the entrance of the cave, the two monkeys scratched his face with their four paws.

With a push with his left hand, the Dragon Tooth Sword sent the two monkeys flying horizontally. Just as he was about to fly away with the clouds, the monkey in the cave rushed towards him with a roar.

Without turning his head, Chen Xian flashed sideways, picked up the Cloud Soaring Technique, and flew away gracefully.

After flying only a few miles, several monkeys with golden core cultivation stopped Yuntou.After cooking, another group of monkeys rushed up, and one of them was a real monkey.

Based on the principle that it is better to resolve enemies than to tie them, Chen Xian didn't want to conflict with this group of monkeys, it would be too cheap to do so, so he fought and retreated, never made a deadly move, and he didn't even draw out the Dragon Tooth Sword. (He swears on his own snake: this is because I am kind-hearted, and I don’t want to be charged with cruelty to small animals. It’s not because of cannibalism.)
But "people don't hurt the tiger's mind, tigers hurt people's mind", the group of monkeys who were stolen from the monkey wine turned on the mad dog mode, chased Chen Xian and fought for hundreds of miles, and finally surrounded him.However, because these monkey monsters are not descendants of divine beasts, have no bloodline inheritance, are not strong, and do not have decent magic weapons, so he can deal with them fairly easily.But these monkeys, relying on their petite bodies, always liked to scratch Chen Xian's handsome face and his life-threatening balls, which annoyed them so much that they had no choice but to persuade them.

Hearing Chen Xian's remarks about stealing other people's things and claiming to be a benefactor, the face of the monkey king with Nascent Soul cultivation level became as red as its buttocks, but it was not because of excitement, but because of anger. Angrily said: "Despicable! Shameless! Children, let's go together!"

Called by the Monkey King, the monkeys swarmed up, their furry monkey paws stretched out from all directions, monkeys stealing peaches, monkeys scratching their faces, monkeys hitting their chests, monkeys urinating, monkeys spitting and other dirty tricks emerged one after another.

Putting up the qi shield, Chen Xian blocked the group of monkeys for a week, frowned, and persuaded: "It's better to get rid of enemies than tie them up. It's useless for you to chase me. I've eaten everything. If you want I can only wait for it to be pulled out tomorrow before returning it to you! How about you come back tomorrow?"

The group of monkeys turned a deaf ear and slapped Chen Xian's qi shield like a mad dog.Even the monkey king with the Nascent Soul cultivation base also joined the siege team.

Chen Xian thought that such endless entanglement is not a solution, and they are not beauties, a group of fluffy monkeys, they have no sense of beauty at all, it is better to break up with them as soon as possible, so as not to be misunderstood that there is something wrong with them Chu relationship.

With such an idea in mind, Chen Xian decided to give these hairy monkeys a little bit of trouble, so as not to keep pestering him.He stepped on the mysterious footwork with both feet, and moved quickly among the monkeys, but he used Longyou Tianxia.The Dragon Tooth Sword flew up and down, hitting the stomachs of the monkeys with their teeth and claws open, and knocked them away from the ground.

Looking at a bunch of monkeys rolling on the ground with their stomachs in their arms, Chen Xian laughed and wanted to leave with the clouds.

"The thief is so brave. He dared to beat people after stealing something. Leave me alone before leaving!" A roar came from a distance, and Chen Xian's vision blurred, and he saw a gray-haired monkey as tall as an adult.

Looking at the gray-haired monkey in front of him, Chen Xian wondered to himself if he stabbed the monkey's nest, beat the little monkey at the Jindan stage, and then came a big monkey at the Nascent Soul stage, and after beating the big monkey at the Nascent Soul stage, came another transformation Old monkey in the god stage, why is my life so hard! ?
(To be continued...)
 It's a cold day for everyone, and I hope to give some comfort.

  
 
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