Tang Dynasty good doctor

Chapter 761

The nun had no choice but to trot out, but as soon as she got out of the yard, after only running a few steps, she felt pain in her stomach again, which seemed to be more convenient.She was so anxious that she was about to cry, what happened, didn't she just finish her toilet, why did she come again!

After much difficulty, she lingered to the kitchen, but Kong was nowhere to be seen. She probably went to fetch water outside the temple. She bent down and used all her breastfeeding strength to force herself out of the back mountain gate. Once out of the back mountain gate, she I couldn't stand it any longer, just beside the back mountain gate, I unbuttoned my pants to make it easier.

A burst of happiness came in an instant, and the nun breathed a sigh of relief, and then screamed: "It's empty, it's empty, come here quickly!"

Wu Meiniang didn't go far, she was squatting by the stream, looking at the little fish in the water, holding a straw stick in her hand, she kept teasing the fish, as soon as her little grass stick was placed on the water, the little fish jumped Come and bite, it's very fun.

Wu Meiniang hadn't been so leisurely for a long time. She was having fun when she suddenly heard someone calling her hoarsely.She turned her head and looked towards the back mountain gate, but she didn't see anyone.But she still stood up and shouted: "Who, who is calling me?"

The nun said: "Go to the master quickly, the master said that he has something to tell you!"

Wu Meiniang was taken aback, no way, the old nun is already in that state, and still in the mood to clean up herself?The master is the master, the physical strength is really good, I can really stand the toss!
She walked slowly to the back mountain gate, and found a senior sister squatting beside the gate, a monk who knew guests, and was in charge of opening the gate to welcome guests.She said in surprise: "Senior sister, why don't you go to the latrine for convenience, and come here at the back mountain gate. After you have passed the convenience, how stinky this place is!"

The nun felt a little relieved, she looked around and saw no trees and no grass, so she said: "Stop talking nonsense, you go and pick some leaves for me, I..."

Before she finished speaking, Wu Meiniang handed over the straw stick in her hand and said, "Senior Sister, use this to scratch first!"

The nun had no choice but to take the straw stick, she was afraid of delaying the matter, so she hurriedly said: "It's empty, the prime minister of the province has come, and said that he came to the temple to inspect it according to the emperor's order, I don't know why. Now the master is also having a stomachache, so I can’t go to greet you. You are the only one in our monastery who is better. You go to the master’s place first, ask about the situation, and then go to greet the Prime Minister, don’t dare to keep him waiting for too long!”

When Wu Meiniang heard this, she was overjoyed, her uncle came, he came really fast, and he came at the right time, and grabbed the nun's pigtails on the spot... By the way, they don't have hair, and neither do I.Uncle caught them on the spot, and estimated that he was going to fix them!
She smiled and said: "Okay, I'll go see Master right now, Senior Sister, you shave slowly, Junior Sister will go now!" As she spoke, she ran into the back mountain gate and rushed to the quiet room where the old nun was in charge.

The nun at the back looked at the straw sticks, and suddenly shouted: "Junior sister stay away, you, you... one straw stick is not enough, you can help senior sister get a few more..."

Wu Meiniang trotted all the way, and when she reached the door of the presiding nun, she said loudly, "Master, did you call my apprentice here? What can I order? I haven't finished picking up the water, and I haven't had time to split the firewood. It's not intentional laziness. It's really hard to finish!"

How dare the presiding nun offend her now, in the whole temple, she is the only one who can talk without squatting, and if she offends, what will the prime minister do, let him wait outside?Don't make Mr. Prime Minister wait anymore, he is probably already angry by now!

The presiding nun shouted: "My dear disciple, come in quickly, I have something to say to you as a teacher!"

Wu Meiniang snorted softly, thinking: "Now you call me an obedient disciple, what are you doing?" She deliberately said: "Master, are you going to punish the disciple? The disciple dare not come in, please master , don’t hit the disciple!”

The host nun almost jumped up from the toilet in a hurry, she said: "My dear disciple, don't say such things. Master wrongly blamed you, it's all because you listened to your senior sister and second senior sister, so you don't know what to say." Misunderstood you, it is all their fault, when the master no longer has a stomachache, go and punish them severely, let them carry water and firewood, under your supervision! Come in and talk!"

Wu Meiniang smiled slightly, the small... no, the old one, dare to fix me, let's see who fixes the other.She just opened the door and entered the house.

Once inside, she covered her nose.Well, there is a stench in the room, this old nun is really good, she is quite old, she can pull it off like this, it's disgusting!

The presiding nun waved at her and said, "My dear disciple, come here quickly. Master tells you that the prime minister of the province is here now, and he is waiting outside the door. He came here according to the emperor's order. What are you doing. But Master is in such a state, it is really impossible to welcome him, if he makes a fool of himself, then our Ganye Temple will be doomed forever!"

Wu Meiniang snorted, took her hand off her nose, and said, "Master, do you want this disciple to greet the Prime Minister? But this disciple is ignorant and clumsy, so I'm afraid it won't be good for him to welcome you. Besides, if you go out alone, you will not be able to welcome me." It's outrageous, it's not grand enough!"

The old nun, the host, almost shed tears, and said: "My good disciple, don't embarrass the master at this time. Look, how can anyone go out with you now? Let's ignore it if it is grand or not, but someone has to welcome it." Ah, if this delay continues, the prime minister will definitely get angry, we are all monks, how can we offend the prime minister!"

Wu Meiniang looked at the presiding nun, shook her head and said: "Master, but this disciple has been wronged, and I still feel unjust in my heart, and I really can't smile on my face. I'd better wait for Master's symptoms to recover, and this disciple will go out with you!"

The old nun, the host, stood up tremblingly from the toilet in anxiety, and said: "My good disciple, Master has wronged you, so I can't accompany you here. As long as you get through the difficulties in front of you, you can do whatever you want in the future." What are you doing, Master doesn’t care anymore, and will give you an independent yard, do you like it? Master please, please!”

Then Wu Meiniang nodded and said: "Then, I will obey Master, this disciple will go to greet the Prime Minister!" Saying this, she turned her mouth and left the room without closing the door, and went directly to the front yard.

The old host sat down on the toilet, full of anger in his heart, thinking: "Well, you little bitch, after this matter is over, let's see how I fix you in the future!"

Wu Meiniang ran to the front yard and saw Ouyang Li was blocking the door, shouting loudly, she blamed the nuns in the temple for not knowing the rules, and kept the prime minister waiting for a long time. nun?They don't want to be nuns, what else can they be, do they want to be nuns?
Like a little girl, Wu Meiniang ran over cheerfully, seeing that there were no other nuns around, she shouted: "Uncle, you are here!"

Wang Pingan came in from the door and said with a smile, "Here you are, keep your voice down, don't let others hear you!" He looked around and smiled again: "I've been waiting here for a long time, but I only saw you. A nun, what are they doing, are they all queuing outside the hut?"

Wu Meiniang ran up to him, saluted first, and then said: "How can they hold back, they don't even line up, they are all looking for their own places! Uncle... Wang Xiangye, you have to be more careful later, Don't step on it, it's disgusting!"

Wang Pingan laughed loudly, while the Ouyang brothers rushed in, shouting loudly, calling the nuns in the temple to come out to welcome the arrival of the angel imperial envoy!

But there was no nun in the front yard at all. The nun who ran to open the door just now had no choice but to run over from the backyard when she heard the shout because her duty was to open the door.But besides her, other nuns didn't dare to come out even if they heard the shouts. Not to mention making a fool of themselves in front of the prime minister, even making a fool of themselves in front of ordinary people is not something they can bear!

Wang Pingan asked: "Master Kong, where is the abbot of your temple now? She is so bold, she is too presumptuous, and she doesn't come out. What does she want to do? I'm going to block her, let her do something It can't be done either!"

Wu Meiniang pointed to the backyard, and said: "My master's quiet room is at the back, I'll take all the adults to find her!" She was so happy that she didn't look like a mother, but like a girl who returned to her home. Times, play pranks in your spare time!

Wang Pingan waved his hand and said, "Lead the way ahead, Master Ben is going to lose his temper!"

Wu Meiniang walked in front, and a group of them followed behind. When they passed by a courtyard, they suddenly saw a group of nuns hiding in a hurry, and they all slipped away along the corner of the wall.But looking around, there is no hut here!
Ouyang Li said: "Master, be careful where you step, the group of nuns just now must be unable to hold back, so it's convenient to find a place indiscriminately!"

"Oh, this is really... I can't say it!" Wang Pingan took out a handkerchief, put it on his nose, lowered his head and paid attention to his feet, and followed Wu Meiniang to the quiet room of the presiding nun!
They came suddenly, walking halfway, without yelling, they suddenly appeared outside the courtyard, without saying anything, without even saying hello, they directly entered the courtyard, and walked outside the quiet room!

When the old nun saw Wang Ping'an and the others, he almost lost his temper!How could she see Wang Ping'an and the others directly?Because Wu Meiniang didn't close the door just now, and she couldn't close it herself, and there were no other nuns in the yard at this time, so the door was always open!
Wang Pingan looked into the room and saw the old nun sitting on the toilet with loose clothes blocking the toilet. He immediately shouted: "Presumptuous, extremely rude! You are the host of the Ganye Temple, right? I will serve you to the emperor." It is the emperor's grace to come here to greet you and bring you food and clothing, but it's fine if you don't come out to greet me, but you dare to sit still when you see the truth coming! You are too presumptuous and rude Now, what do you want to do, despise the court order? Do you want to rebel?"

The old nun, the host, was so frightened that she couldn't sit still any longer, she just knelt down, but fortunately her clothes were wide enough to prevent her from revealing anything she shouldn't, and in a flustered state, she called out: "Master, don't get me wrong, poor man!" You are seriously ill, not because you don’t want to greet you, but because you really can’t get up to greet you, please forgive me! Don’t worry, don’t worry, testify to Master!”

For the people and things in Ganye Temple, Wu Meiniang neither cared nor cared, and she was not afraid of offending anyone. She just regarded herself as a passer-by here, and Ganye Temple was just used as a springboard to meet Li Zhi again. How about Lao Ni, she didn't take it to heart at all!

Seeing that the presiding nun was in a hurry, Wu Meiniang said: "Amitabha, monks don't lie. The king's benefactor, the prime minister, the poor nun has been receiving punishment these days, carrying water and chopping firewood, and can't eat until the work is done. So I don't know much about what happened in the monastery. The poor nun doesn't know if the old master is really sick, or she's just pretending to be sick, so I can't testify."

After speaking to Wang Ping'an, she said to the presiding nun: "Master, you usually teach your disciples to abide by the rules and regulations, not to lie and deceive others, so the disciples cannot testify for you. Please forgive me, Master. Amitabha, you are so kind!"

The presiding nun couldn't bear it any longer, and finally cried aloud. She said: "My lord, the poor nun is really not lying. The poor nun is really sick and has diarrhea for several days. All the monks in the temple are like this. , if you don’t believe me, you can take a look in the temple, and you will know at a glance that the poor nun is really not lying!”

Wang Pingan snorted, and said: "Of course we have to see. The emperor ordered the truth to see if you have abused the concubines in the palace. If you make them suffer, then don't blame the truth. You are being polite, I will send you to Dali Temple for interrogation, and when the charges are confirmed, all of you will be sent to the market and sold as official slaves. You don’t have to be nuns anymore, you all go...to do..."I can’t think of it If you don't become a nun, what else can this group of people do? Being a slave is probably too serious, and it is easy to scare the old nun into a faint.

He couldn't figure it out, so someone would think it for him.Ouyang Li pretended to be surprised, and shouted: "Ah, the general knows that there must be a large number of weapons and weapons hidden in this temple. These thieves and nuns want to rebel and form an army of women... No, it should be the nun army , want to conspire to overthrow me, Datang!"

The host nun almost died of fright, just nuns like them, who still want to overthrow Datang, even if it is difficult to overthrow the water tank!She shouted: "Your Excellency, Prime Minister, it is clear that there is absolutely nothing like this, there is absolutely nothing like this!" As soon as she finished shouting, she couldn't help herself, and fainted unconsciously.

Wang Ping'an turned his head and said: "Look at you, she fainted from fright! Well, it doesn't matter if she fainted, let's scare others, there are many nuns in this temple!"

Ouyang Li smiled and said, "Master, why don't we go and see those concubines and nuns first?"

Wang Pingan said: "Okay, it should be like this, we came to see them. By the way, don't go after Master Kong, take care of your master here, and wipe her clean!"

Wu Meiniang didn't want to see those concubines and nuns, so she nodded in agreement immediately, went into the quiet room, pointed at the Renzhong acupoint of the presiding nun, pinched hard, and the presiding nun woke up.

Wang Ping'an said: "Master Liaokong, in the temple, only you are a good person, so you stay here to supervise the host, see if she has any abnormal behavior, and report to the truth later." , flicked his sleeves, and went to find those concubines and nuns.

After Wang Xiangye left, the presiding nun got up and deliberately scolded Wu Meiniang, blaming her for not helping him just now, but then suddenly remembered that this disciple was supervising him now, so he had to swallow the curse words back.

Wu Meiniang helped the presiding nun to come in, and said softly: "Master, get up, don't worry, I will speak good words to the prime minister, please don't punish you old man!"

The hostess nun looked at Wu Meiniang with a hint of fear. This little disciple seems... not very easy to provoke!

(End of this chapter)