Tang Dynasty good doctor

Chapter 760 Li Kong is a Good Nun

Hearing Li Zhi's agreement, Wang Pingan looked at the former crown prince and thought, "I don't know if you still remember Xia Yuhe by the Daming Lake... No, that's wrong, it's Wu Meiniang from the peony garden! She was also the former emperor's concubine. Concubine, and the relationship with you is quite unusual!"

At this time, Li Zhi happened to think of Wu Meiniang, he sighed lightly, stopped talking, and thought of his thoughts.There is no shortage of women in his life, as many as he wants, and as beautiful as he wants.However, Wu Meiniang is the only one who can hit it off with him and talk together. The other women have different appearances, but their personalities are all the same, as if they were all carved out of the same mold.

Without Wu Meiniang, Li Zhi wouldn't even know what happiness is, thinking that all women in the world have the same personality.But with Wu Meiniang, in comparison, other women are in his heart... It should be said that other women have never entered his heart at all. In this comparison, the less he sees Wu Meiniang, the more he misses it. Death cannot be resurrected, and he has no choice but to commit suicide and go to the underworld to meet his sweetheart!
Wang Pingan saw that Li Zhi stopped talking, with a sad expression on his face, so he understood that he was thinking of Wu Meiniang in the peony garden!He said: "Your Majesty, if there is no other order, then the minister will leave and go to Ganye Temple now, and do everything sooner rather than later."

Li Zhi snorted, raised his head and said, "You're not going to Dongtai anymore? Isn't the new official going to set fire when he takes office?"

Wang Pingan hurriedly said: "The new official took office three fires. It's just that I don't know much about Dongtai's affairs, and I can't find a fire starter if I want to set fire to it, so I want to observe and see what old things need to be broken. I welcome the new one! "

Li Zhi hummed, and said again: "Uncle said the day before yesterday that he will help you deal with Dongtai affairs, and let you go to him if you have anything to do. Don't be too polite, just let uncle handle things, and you can do it yourself." If you can relax, you can spend more time with me!"

Wang Pingan thought: "No way, Mr. Changsun stretched out his hand so long. In order to control the province, he came to the emperor first to say hello!"

Li Zhi is different from others. Others are afraid that there will be few things. The more things the better, the more things means more power.But Li Zhi hates too many things the most, adhering to the principle that one thing more is worse than one thing less, the less things the better.He has always believed that being busy all day with too many things is a sign of suffering, but if there is nothing to do, just eating, drinking and having fun is a good life!
Wang Pingan said with a smile: "If the eldest grandson is willing to guide the minister, then the minister will be relieved, and his heart will be put back in his stomach. To be honest, after the minister learned that he was going to preside over the government affairs in Menxia Province, he didn't sleep well. I was afraid You have delayed the important matter of the emperor!"

Li Zhi cheered up, and whispered: "What big event can I have! You are not sick, don't you want to go to Ganye Temple, so hurry up and go back early."

Wang Pingan agreed and left the hall.He went to Dongtai first, called Ouyang Li, and asked him to prepare gifts, which were regarded as gifts from the emperor, and were given to the nuns of Ganye Temple. Go to Ganye Temple.

When he reached the big forest outside Ganye Temple, Ouyang Li and his men followed him in a carriage.Ouyang Li jumped out of the car, came to Wang Ping'an, and said, "Master, I can't gather so many nun robes at once, so I just bought some cloth and let the nuns do it themselves. Is that okay?"

Wang Pingan let out a hey, and said, "What's wrong with that? Have you bought everything else?"

Ouyang Li said: "It's easy to talk about anything else, as long as you have money, you can have as much as you want!" Then, he turned and pointed to the big cart. The gift bought for the nun in Ganye Temple was loaded into a whole cart, and it cost a lot of money. hit hundreds of hits.

Wang Pingan looked at the Ganye Temple not far away, and said with a smile: "Men are not allowed in the Ganye Temple, okay, let's see this time, will these nuns let us old men in?"

The Ouyang brothers laughed together, Ouyang Yi said: "These nuns are the worst, they say we are stinky men, this time let's go into the temple and let them smell it well, do we stink or not!"

Ouyang Li laughed loudly and said: "They should be the ones who stink. I guess they have diarrhea at this time, so that even the latrine is full!"

A group of people chatted and laughed, and when they reached the gate of Ganye Temple, Ouyang Li stepped forward to knock on the door, while Wang Pingan called out from under the steps: "Little nun, please open the door, open it quickly, and let the men come in!"

All the men laughed loudly, waiting for the nuns to open the door.But after waiting for a while, Ouyang Li changed from knocking to smashing the door, and someone inside spoke, asking: "Who, who knocked on the door so hard, the Buddhist gate is a quiet place, I hope the benefactor will respect himself!"

With a creaking sound, the door opened a small crack, and a nun poked out half of her head and looked at the men.The nun saw a group of military officers outside, surrounded by a senior officer wearing a purple robe and a goldfish bag on his waist. She trembled with fright and wondered in her heart: "Which adult came to offer incense? Why didn't you say hello in advance, and Even if you go to the temple to offer incense, they are all female relatives, why are there a group of men outside?"

The nun hurriedly asked: "Dare to ask the benefactor, what is the purpose of coming to the monastery?"

Ouyang Li smiled and said: "It's expensive, but it's not necessarily a matter of doing it. Gentlemen don't have much appetite for people like you!" He opened the door and was about to enter.

The nun was shocked, what a glib officer in front of her, what does he do!The nun pushed the door hard, not allowing Ouyang Li to come in, and shouted: "Hey, wait a minute, benefactor, what are you doing? This is a royal temple!"

Ouyang Li looked back at Wang Ping'an and asked, "Master, this little nun refused to let us in in order to have a few words with her subordinates. Did she move Fan Xin?"

Wang Ping'an and all the Ouyang brothers laughed, it was a joke, how embarrassing the little nun was!
Wang Pingan walked up the steps and said: "This little teacher, I am the new provincial servant, and I came to the temple to express my condolences according to the emperor's order. You hurry up and call the presiding teacher to come and welcome us in. We... ...we are angels!"

The nun was dumbfounded. She was queuing up in the hut, and she ran back when she heard someone banging on the door. Her stomach hurt enough, but when she heard the emperor sent an angel, she immediately felt a stomach ache. It hurts even more, and there is a tendency to pull it into the pants at any time!
The nun blushed and said roughly: "Angel benefactor, please wait a moment, the poor nun will go and call Master!" She thought for a while, but she didn't dare to close the door again, but she didn't open it wide, and concealed the door, she haha With her waist bent and her stomach covered, she ran towards the backyard, but after only a few steps, she didn't dare to run anymore. She bent even lower, and could only walk towards the backyard step by step.

Ouyang Li looked in along the crack of the door, saw the nun bending over to cover her belly, laughed loudly, and kicked the door open, Wang Pingan and Ouyang brothers also looked in, everyone couldn't bear it, all screamed laugh it out!

The nun felt strange, she felt sick to her stomach yesterday, but it was not too serious, she just went to the hut four or five times, but it suddenly became serious today, and she could hardly get out of the hut, while all the seniors and sisters in the temple They were all the same, for some reason, they all ran into the hut, making it impossible for her to squat for a while longer, the people queuing outside were urging her hard, and when she was queuing, she was also urging others hard.

After finally getting out of the presiding nun's house, the nun shouted: "Master, the imperial envoys are here, and they are here in our monastery according to the emperor's order!"

The old nun, the host, was sitting on the toilet. She was almost exhausted. She hadn’t pulled up her pants all morning. She was angry while having diarrhea. She didn’t eat much this morning. How can I keep pulling up half a salted egg? How can there be so much stuff in my stomach? What's going on?
Hearing the yelling from the apprentices outside the door, the old nun, the host, was taken aback, and stood up from the toilet, but sat down immediately, and she said anxiously: "What? An imperial envoy came? What, what's going on? Why didn't you tell us in advance, and didn't even make any preparations!"

The little nun outside said in pain: "Master, don't dare to make the imperial envoy outside wait too long. He said he is the servant of the province, so isn't he the prime minister! Master, master, my disciple is not filial, let me borrow a corner of your yard Use it, and it will be cleaned up for you in a while!"

After finishing speaking, the nun rubbed against the corner and unbuttoned her pants. After a loud noise, she let out a happy gasp. When happiness came, it was at that moment!

The hostess old nun can still control her apprentices using her yard as a hut, she can't care about herself, but as soon as she stands up, she feels a strong desire to defecate, and the desire for convenience really comes in an instant, very strong!
This time I was really in a hurry. The prime minister outside came here according to the emperor's will, and he was waiting to be unable to enter the temple because he was squatting on the toilet. If people knew about it, then she would stop doing it as the presiding officer. He will be severely punished, maybe he will be thrown to a desolate place to practice, and he probably won't even think about coming back in his lifetime.

The host nun shouted: "What are you doing in the corner...ah, no, don't dawdle, go ask your elder sister out to entertain..." Suddenly remembered, the eldest apprentice was injured, and the second apprentice still has a group of people who can host The disciples who received him were all injured, so they couldn't meet the Prime Minister with white cloths wrapped around their faces!
The nun in the corner shouted: "Master, everyone in the temple is having stomach troubles, no one can go out to receive them!"

The presiding nun suddenly remembered that not all the people in the monastery were having stomach troubles, but one person was not, because this person had never eaten, so he would not be troubled!
She shouted: "What's the time? She hasn't eaten all the time... ah, it's still not good!" After eating, I would have diarrhea, but if I didn't eat, I would faint from hunger!

The nun in the corner knew that the situation was urgent, so she tore a few leaves, and briefly dealt with the matter behind her. She lifted her pants and said, "I saw Kong this morning, and I was still carrying water. Master, I want her to receive Your Excellency the Prime Minister?"

As soon as the presiding nun heard that nothing was wrong, she was overjoyed and had no time to think about it, so she shouted, "Hurry up, call her here, Master has something to tell her, go find her, hurry up!"

(End of this chapter)