I used to cry in the middle of the night, wanting to talk to you about life

Chapter 8
When they came out of the disc house, everyone felt weak on the soles of their feet, flushed and restless.Xiao Ma went to find his wife when he went out. Xu Ning also called Liu Mengmeng. I heard what he said from the side. I was really worried that he would repeat the same mistakes as me and Chen Chen. Fortunately, Liu Mengmeng was still there. In class, escaped a catastrophe.The rest of the people were at a loss, so they simply went to the Northeast restaurant opposite the dish house to eat noodles.This Northeast restaurant has only opened for a few days. The hand-rolled noodles are quite chewy, and the pancakes and stews are also very authentic, which is very popular among boys.Any one of us can eat a bowl of noodles, a pancake and half a plate of stew, but this time, besides eating all the vegetables, there are a lot of cakes left, especially the second child, who eats more than when he was sick. Still less.This shows that he has something on his mind.

I told Brother Bao about my doubts, and Brother Bao groped for a long time, but couldn't recall anything except the taste of the egg pancake, "What can he have on his mind? He won't fall in love with the heroine, right?"

I thought about it, "It's hard to say, that girl is pretty."

Brother Bao also thought about it, and felt more and more that what he said just now made sense, "Yeah, the tits are really big."

Reminiscent of the second child's dedicated attitude towards Wang Jia, we firmly believe that the second child fell in love with the heroine of the A movie, and because he was saddened by the woman he liked, an American hunk fucked him, and recorded it as a CD and distributed it all over the world .So I was careful all the way, not daring to mention anything about the porn I watched before, for fear of hurting the fragile soul of the second child.Seeing that we didn't talk, the second child hesitated to speak a few times, so he didn't say anything more.For the next two years, we didn't mention it again.There is nothing to say about being a brother and doing this!

In junior year, Fang Peng, Bao Ge, Xu Ning, Xiao Ma, and Wei Xing bought a box of high-end brand-name condoms for five yuan each, and gave it to the last virgin of Nanhu University, the second classmate, as his birthday present. Encourage him to get rid of it as soon as possible, and stop rushing to the life track of becoming a monk.The second child kept his usual composure. Amidst the laughter of the crowd, he stuffed the small paper box into his pocket and drank another drink with everyone.That day, everyone was drunk again without any suspense. Fang Peng and Xu Ning secretly borrowed from the second child when they went out, otherwise Ke Yiyi and Liu Mengmeng would have to be mothers next year.The second brother generously unwrapped his birthday present, gave one to Xu Ning and me, and kept one for himself.He buttoned the bottom of the box to make sure there were only three in a box, so he cursed fiercely: "It's so expensive!"

Early the next morning, I went back to the dormitory to pick up books from the place where I lived together, and saw a used condom thrown into the trash can on the balcony.I looked at my second child in astonishment: "Who did you deal with last night? Liu Xin or Wang Tao?"

The second child didn't speak, but Liu Xin and Wang Tao competed to describe to me how the second child took apart the condom drunk last night, pulled it on the broom handle until the end, and marveled at "how long it is so long".The second child was embarrassed by what he said, so he picked up his textbook and went out. I was afraid that he would be really angry, so I quickly followed him out.From the dormitory to the classroom, the second child didn't say a word, and I didn't say anything, because I was afraid that I would laugh if I opened my mouth.After holding back half the class like this, the second child finally hesitated and asked me: "Hey, Fang Peng, you... can you pass the exam to the end?"

"what?"

"Can?"

"What can you do?"

"It's just... just a condom."

"Of course it won't work."

"Then how old is yours?"

"How big is what?"

"that."

"Damn, why are you asking this?"

"Just ask."

"How old are you?"

"How old are you? I'll ask you first!"

"One and a half... more than half!"

"Then we are similar." The second child's expression suddenly became relieved, "I thought you were similar to those in the porn." I almost couldn't laugh out of my breath, the child can tell the difference clearly with his eyes closed. Which one is Muto Lan or Ozawa Madoka panting, but they don't know the simple truth that "art comes from life but is higher than life".Seeing me laughing arrogantly, the second child couldn't hold back his face, "What a joke, my hands are longer than yours!"

The police uncle is right, pornographic videos are really poisonous to teenagers.

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Xiaoyi knew the story about her second child and the pornographic video, and we were already an old married couple who talked about everything in junior year.She never teased my second child about it, she would just keep measuring my big hand with her soft little hand when I fell asleep and she woke up.In fact, sometimes I was awake, I closed my eyes and let her knead, until I suddenly grabbed her wrist before I decided to get up, watching her screaming and laughing and hiding under the quilt.

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Xiaoyi came into my life thanks to my second child.The music association wants to hold a karaoke competition, and the first stage of the competition is to solicit sponsorship.Sister Juan, the president of the music association, held a mobilization meeting, and sent the newly recruited members in pairs to solicit sponsorship.In order to avoid "chance encounters" with Chen Chen, I have not participated in the activities of the Music Association for a while, and the day of the kick-off meeting was no exception.So when I saw the second child leading a watery girl back to the dormitory to discuss the work of sponsorship, my first reaction was to call sister Juan, first to deeply review that I did not actively participate in club activities, and then actively asked to join the sponsorship. A promising job.Sister Juan was very excited on the other end of the phone, thinking that my kid was so fucking righteous.So the next day, I received a thick stack of event planning books and sponsorship return forms, as well as my partner - Wei Xing.

That day Wei Xing was dressed colorfully. My second child and I both looked familiar with him, but we couldn’t remember where we saw him. That night, I was about to fall asleep when my second child suddenly yelled: “Isn’t he just Chasing the sophomore senior sister that idiot on the playground?"

And the first thing Wei Xing said when he saw me before was: "Damn, why did I get a boy!"

As if I would love it.

The partner brought back by the second child is classmate Ke Yiyi.When I called Sister Juan, I sneaked a few glances at her, because the angle of sitting on the upper bunk was not good, and I could only see a little side profile and the top of her head, but based on the impression that she rushed to her face when she first entered the door, I think this is The girl must have more than 80 points.At that time, the second child was still very shy. If he met a girl with an unsightly appearance, he dared to stare at her face and talk, but as long as he saw a beautiful girl, the second child's small eyes immediately changed , I dare not peek at her for a long time, and I will blush after more than two seconds.After I finished the phone call, I saw that the second child was still down there with his head bowed and humming. He didn't know what kind of nonsense he was talking about.I put my hand under the quilt, made sure I was wearing pants, and immediately turned over and got out of bed, and staggered to stand in front of classmate Ke Yiyi, "Girl, sit down, don't stand up."

"Oh, thank you." Ke Yiyi started looking for something to sit on.

I also looked around to help her find it, and found that all the stools were either filled with leftover instant noodle soup or a pile of underwear and socks.It turned out that it was reasonable for the second child to let people enter the house and stand there for a long time.

"I'd better stand for a while." Classmate Ke Yiyi found a step for himself.

"Okay, okay." I also went down the steps.

The second child was interrupted by me, and I forgot where I was talking. I just got hit by not having a stool, and I haven't found anything new to say, so, awkward silence... one second, two seconds...

"Hey? Aren't you the one in the drama at the New Year's Eve party?" Ke Yiyi suddenly pointed at me and laughed, "Hey? You too!" She pointed at her second child again.

My vanity, which was beyond my control, swelled up again in an instant.

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The second child rudely interrupted my conversation with Ke Yiyi and brought the topic back to sponsorship.I couldn't get in the conversation, and I couldn't crawl back into bed, so I had to pretend to go out to do some errands, and went to Brother Bao's room to scold the second child for his sexual preference.Brother Bao was shitting, and I angrily took a dip in the pit next door. He finished shitting earlier than me, tidied up, washed his hands, and turned to me and said, "Hurry up, and show me the girl after shitting." go."

When he returned to the dormitory, Ke Yiyi had already left.When Brother Bao and I entered the door, we only saw the embarrassing expression on the second child's face when he was playing mahjong and caught seven pairs of cards.

"Pretend to be X?" Brother Bao said so sharply, "Where is that girl from?"

"From Beijing! Fellow townsman! Pure!" The second son, with a Beijing accent, has no limit to his virtues. "I live in Anzhenxili, which is very close to our house. It only takes six or seven stops to get there by bus 407..."

"Our year?"

"Well, from the National Economics."

"No wonder, I said why it looks so familiar." I tried my best to retrieve the pictures of the beauties of our school stored in my mind, "Hey, what, give me a call?"

I asked the second child for her dormitory phone number, but the second child refused to give it at first. I reminded him of Wang Jia’s existence in time, and imitated Feng Xiaogang’s tone in the movie and scolded: “Zhao Guoyong, you are in danger!” So ​​he asked me to use me for skin care tips exchange.I have already written about that period of humiliating history at the beginning, so I will not mention it here.

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In fact, I wrote down Xiaoyi's dormitory phone number, but I didn't even think about calling it.I haven't completely freed myself from the relationship with Chen Chen. The love for beautiful girls is just a habit caused by nature. When I meet a beauty like Xiao Yi again, I will still try to find a way to get her dormitory phone number. Still won't fight.I was mentally and physically unprepared to be in a passionate relationship again.And in the days that followed, I was confused about another matter, I couldn't figure it out, I was depressed all day long, and I had no intention of chasing girls.

The confusion is - I very much doubt that Wei Xing came to me to get sponsorship together, or just to get a meal.

Since we became sponsorship partners, he hasn't had a meal that I haven't invited.His requirements are not high, and a three-yuan mapo tofu set meal with rice at the gate of the school can get rid of it, but he takes my meal for granted, which makes me very upset, and asks me where I am when the meal is over Come here and sit down and eat, eat with gusto, slurp your mouth while eating, shout loudly to the waiter to add rice, soup and side dishes, wipe your mouth after eating and sit there waiting for me, I yell "pay the bill", he yells "pay the bill together" ", and then looked at me with a pitiful expression.I used to want to finish eating earlier and leave him alone, but later found that I could never eat faster than him.

At that time, I didn't know that he was the son of a high-ranking official in Gansu. I only thought of him as a prodigal poor student, and my heart softened, and I even fed him for half a month.But if this kid can eat, he can really eat, and if he can talk, he can really talk.A sip of Northwest tunes can actually fool all kinds of small bosses into confusion. We soon got the first sponsorship-20 expensive bear bile toothpastes.Out of brotherly loyalty and the ulterior purpose of "pleasing beautiful women", we shared this achievement with our second child and Ke Yiyi, saying that our two groups brought it together.I called Sister Juan to tell Sister Juan the good news, and she praised us very much on the other end of the phone, because all the other groups were rejected, and none of them got a fart.To celebrate, that night Wei Xing ordered a claypot rice with steamed pork for five yuan, and I paid for it.

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The karaoke competition of the Music Association started and ended smoothly, and all expenses were paid from the dues paid by the members.Sister Juan is right, you can't sell the toothpaste to hold an event.As a result, as soon as the awards ceremony ended, the 20 sticks of toothpaste were divided up by several ministers of the association under the noses of Wei Xing and me.

I didn't get the bear bile toothpaste, but I won the second prize in this karaoke competition. Wei Xing and Ke Yiyi also won the second prize. This should be a secret operation, as a sponsorship for us s return.The second child won the third prize, he sang really badly!
Anyway, it was a happy event. We took Xiao Ma and his wife, Xu Ning and his wife, and Brother Bao to the "Lao He Qi" restaurant on Qianjie Street for supper.Ke Yiyi originally wanted to go back with his roommate, but when we saw that roommate turned out to be Zhang Qian, who partnered with Brother Bao in "The Promise", neither of them had to run away.I saw that the situation was already a couple, so when I passed by the canteen, I called and coaxed Wang Jia to come over.Hearing my call, the second child's face immediately turned pink.Brother Bao and the others kept making funny faces at my second child as my topic progressed. They all cheered as soon as the phone was hung up.The second child drove away with a smile, and the sweat on his face was covered with sugar.Wei Xing, Ke Yiyi and Zhang Qian understood the situation after only a few seconds of surprise. Zhang Qian pulled the second child and kept asking: "Ah? You like Wang Jia? Do you like Wang Jia?" Ke Yiyi also pulled the second child and asked: "Who is it? Which one? Is it beautiful? Have I seen it?" Only Wei Xing didn't gossip, he sighed plaintively, and leaned closer to me: "Among the women who are having dinner tonight Is there anyone else?"

Yes, just like wild dogs peeing and occupying land only pay attention to first come, first served, in the circle of friends of boys, even if it is a failed pursuit, as long as whoever declares that he likes that girl first, other brothers will stay away from that girl according to the unwritten rules Otherwise, either the beauty will be embraced and the brother will have nothing to do, or the beauty will not be embraced, and the brother will still have nothing to do.Now even elementary school boys can say that "brothers are like brothers and feet, women are like clothes", and twenty-year-old college students who are full of vigor are even more unwilling to spoil their brother's morale because of women, and they have to endure the soreness and pain in their hearts.But then again, if a stray dog ​​pisses a lot, it may take up a lot of space; but if a dude announces that he likes several girls at the same time, we will just treat him as farting.

I patted Wei Xing on the shoulder, "Don't tell me, there's only one left." The "one" I was talking about was Ke Yiyi.

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I almost drank to death that night, and I didn't know how I was dragged back to the dormitory.I woke up with a splitting headache, so I drank some water and slept again until I woke up hungry.I looked up and looked out the window, it should be the afternoon class time, the whole dormitory area was immersed in a quiet and golden sunlight, warm and soft.The second child is not there either, I don't know whether it is online or going to class, I decided to get up and eat something, just got out of bed, someone knocked on the door of the dormitory, it was Brother Bao.

"Are you going to eat?" he asked me.

"Go, I'm hungry." I said while getting dressed, "Wait for me."

"Go and drink some more."

"Don't be so funny, still drink!" I thought Brother Bao was joking.

"Really, I'm depressed." I turned around and looked back at him, brother Bao's expression was terribly serious.

You can never imagine why Brother Bao is depressed.After a drink yesterday, he and Wei Xing offered to send Zhang Qian and Ke Yiyi back to the dormitory (the others dragged Xiao Ma and me who were drunk).As a result, within a short distance of about ten minutes, he and Zhang Qian even made obeisances. At the same time, Wei Xing and Ke Yiyi were also obeisances. The four of them have been called brothers and sisters since then. Died on the same day of the same month!
"Didn't you stop chasing after me? It's good to be a brother." Brother Bao and I sat in "Weijun" and drank beer with the set meal.

"What a fart." Brother Bao was really excited, and spit on my face.

It turned out that on the way, Wei Xing wanted to test whether he could attack the beautiful girl Ke Yiyi, and kept asking her, "Do you dare to close your eyes and walk ten steps forward?" "Do you dare to jump back to the dormitory?"... …until "Do you dare me to give you a hug".Xiaoyi's answer is "don't dare".Brother Bao was fanning the flames, and he also wanted to take down Zhang Qian along this line of thought, but Zhang Qian's answer was also "dare not".Later, the two girls learned this, and began to ask the boys, "Do you dare to lick your own nose?" "Do you dare to yell 'I'm a pig' ten times?"... "Do you dare to stay away from us".After going back and forth, someone said, "Do you dare to ask us for advice?" So they really did.

(End of this chapter)