Carry a fountain with you

Chapter 218 Monkey Wukong
I read a little story in a book before: It is said that if people want to catch monkeys, they find a big pumpkin, then dig a small hole in the pumpkin, fill it with old corn, and sprinkle some corn nearby.

When the monkey sees the corn, it will run all the way, and then reach out to dig into the pumpkin.The opening of the hole was so small that the monkey's paw could barely get in, and it couldn't get out after grabbing a handful of corn.

At this time, as long as you rush up suddenly, the monkey will scream and drag the pumpkin to run.But the pumpkin was too heavy, and it didn't know how to let go. It could only squeak and worry, and finally caught it with nothing.

Liu Junhao originally thought that this story was made up, but when he saw the appearance of the monkey, it was really no different from the one in the story.

When Xiaopi first rushed out, this guy had already jumped under the tree, but he was caught because he was unwilling to put down what he was holding.

"Fortunately, it didn't break." Professor Zhao quickly picked up the glasses from the ground.

It was useless for the monkey to stay here, so Liu Junhao naturally let Xiaopi let go of his paws.Unexpectedly, this guy seemed to understand that the people in the courtyard would not harm it, and after being let go, he didn't run away, but swaggered onto the jujube branch and squatted there to eat peanuts.

After eating, regardless of how many people were in the yard, he slipped down to pick peanuts to eat.

Now it's their turn to be dumbfounded, dammit, are you too bold?It's almost comparable to Doudou, and it's the same with Huamao back then.

It really made Liu Junhao guess right. This guy, like Doudou, didn't leave after eating and drinking like he did a few days ago, and just leaned on the jujube tree.

When the cat came back, the two animals started to chase after jumping up and down in the yard again.

"Our house will really become a zoo if it continues like this. This monkey is very cute." During lunch, Zhang Qian purposely prepared half a bowl of rice and put it under the tree for the monkeys to eat.The guy was not polite either, jumping off before she could turn and leave.

Seeing his wife trying to touch the monkey's head, Liu Junhao hurriedly called out: "Don't touch it, be careful it scratches you..."

Unexpectedly, when the monkey saw a hand reaching out, it immediately jumped up and jumped onto the jujube tree.Seeing that there was no danger, it leaned forward again, stood upright, stretched out its paws and shook hands with Zhang Qian.

"This... is too much..." Liu Junhao was stunned again. He found that his wife really had an aura that could make animals get close. Last time, the raccoon was too. He couldn't get closer than two meters, but Zhang Qian can touch them with her hands.

"What name would you like to name the monkey?" Zhang Qian asked looking at the monkey who was fighting with the cat in the yard.

It's strange to say that since the monkey came to the yard, he has been at odds with the cat, fighting almost every day, he is simply an enemy from his previous life.

"Xiao Mao?" Liu Junhao knew that he had no talent in naming, so he casually explained the matter.

Zhang Qian shook her head when she heard it, and finally said, "What do you think of being called Wukong?"

Khan, it's Bajie.There is already a famous Ma Chitu in the family, and if this continues, the characters from the four famous novels will be gathered together.

"Let's call it Wukong from now on! Let's make a nest for it and keep it at home?" Zhang Qian had the idea of ​​keeping the monkey in the yard for a long time.

Liu Junhao immediately frowned. In fact, if his wife hadn't insisted on feeding it, he would have driven this guy far away, so how could he let him stay here.

Monkeys are social animals. The monkeys in Daqingshan always act in groups. I don't know where this monkey came from. Every time, he goes down the mountain alone.

There are no idle things in the yard, Doudou catches mice, Xiaopi looks after the door, and Chitu can also work part-time to earn money.And this monkey seems to be able to do nothing but eat.

Seeing his wife's expectant face, he finally nodded and added another mouth.Maybe this guy will leave by himself when the weather warms up.

With Liu Junhao's consent, Zhang Qian immediately made a nest for the monkey, fearing that it would freeze at night, so she specially found a few ragged clothes to put in it.

Unexpectedly, as soon as he turned around, this guy threw his clothes all over the place.

In just one afternoon, the monkey had already gotten used to it in the yard, and didn't treat itself as an outsider at all. It went straight to the backyard and dug a big sweet potato, hugged it and gnawed it fiercely.

The beginning of winter has just passed, and 3 days before and 7 days after the beginning of winter is the season for digging summer sweet potatoes. The sweet potatoes at this time not only have a high yield, but also have a lot of starch.

The sweet potatoes were cut from spring sweet potato seedlings. Since the end of August, he and Professor Zhao's family have never cut sweet potatoes.Boil a pot of sweet potato rice porridge, steam a few sweet potato buns every now and then, and eat up the spring sweet potatoes one after another.

When Mama Zhang came here on November [-], she wanted to cook a meal of sweet potato leaf noodles, but Liu Junhao hurriedly stopped her.

There used to be a catchphrase in Liujiagou called "sweet potato leaves, sweet potato buns, you can't live without sweet potatoes". He still remembers that when he was young, every family planted sweet potatoes on a few acres of land. sweet potato cubes.Liu Junhao was afraid of eating sweet potatoes at that time, but now that he finally has guests, how can he let them eat that food.

Unexpectedly, Dad Zhang hung up the book bag and said that sweet potato leaves are a good thing. Regular consumption not only has health functions such as hemostasis, hypoglycemia, detoxification, and prevention of night blindness, but also prevents constipation, protects eyesight, and delays aging.

Hearing what the two old people said was so mysterious, he couldn't stop it anymore, and let Zhang Ma play it.I never thought that tender sweet potato leaves would have a special taste after being fried with lard, which made Liu Junhao full of praise.Seeing that her son-in-law liked it, the old lady pickled a lot of sweet potato leaves for them before leaving.

Er Mazi came over to play once, and Liu Junhao introduced the dish of fried sweet potato leaves to him, and it became very popular in the farmhouse.

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The trouble had just begun. The next morning, Liu Junhao rode a red rabbit for a walk around to digest food.Seeing the sun was fine, he tied the horse to the haystack outside the yard.

In this way, it can eat a bite first when it is hungry, and save forage at noon.

Unexpectedly, within 5 minutes of entering the house, Chitu hissed loudly.

Liu Junhao hurriedly ran out of the courtyard to check, and saw the red rabbit circling in situ, jumping up and down with its hoofs outstretched.And on its back... I'm dizzy, when did the monkey jump on it!
The guy grabbed the saddle tightly with his two paws, and kept bumping on the horse's back.The more the red rabbit hopped around, the happier it seemed to be, winking and yelling non-stop when it saw people coming.

"Come down for me..." Liu Junhao hurriedly slammed him away with his hands.

The monkey was still unscathed after jumping off the ground, and was chased away by the water duck in the blink of an eye.

After two days of hard work, he could see that this guy was too wild, and he belonged to the type who would never change after repeated admonition.Every time Liu Junhao saw it approaching, he wished he could drive it out with a stick.

Monkey also probably knew that he wanted to be seen by the male master, so he stayed away from him, and always went to Zhang Qian's side when he had nothing to do.

This made my wife proud, and she said that the monkey was destined for her, and Liu Junhao took a few photos to show off on the forum.

My wife has this problem, as soon as she has something good, she immediately wants to share it with others.Of course, there are benefits, at least on the eighteenth floor, my number has risen to the height of a star.Almost every time a post is posted, there are a lot of people who respond, and many people know Liujiagou from the [-]th floor.

"Wow, this little monkey is so cute, I want to keep one as a pet too." Liu Junhao didn't see the cuteness of this thing at all.

"The landlord should make two small clothes for it, so that it looks better." The monkey wears clothes, even if it wears a dragon robe, it will not become a human.

"Whether this monkey is sold or not, I want to buy it for 500 yuan." Sell it, why not sell it, I will sell it at a low price of 200 yuan.Just as Liu Junhao typed these words, he was pushed away by his wife.

It's just that within two days of Zhang Qian showing off, her little face burst into mourning.For some reason, Wukong stared at the textbook she put on the slate, and when he went back to the room to check the information, the book was thrown into the wooden basin.

Zhang Qian had to frantically put the book on the rope to dry, but was discovered by Doudou who was jumping on the rope and swinging on the swing. The book became a mess of paper...

Naturally, Liu Junhao didn't dare to gloat, but made an expression of sympathy and wanted to punish the monkey, but his wife stopped him, saying that he couldn't be as knowledgeable as a monkey.

Well, now he is embarrassed to do it, he can't lower his consciousness and compare with monkeys!
In the afternoon, the couple took Chitu for a walk by the river, and the monkey followed closely without leaving Zhang Qian.

On the river beach, Zhang Qian started to get busy. She wanted to pick up some shells to make a big boat.This was at the request of his family. After showing the shell boat made by Liu Junhao to his sister-in-law that day, Wang Yun praised it repeatedly and said that he also wanted to make one as a handicraft and display it at home.

Zhang Qian thought that it would not take much effort to make a boat, so she agreed, this time she wanted to do it by herself.

"Where is Wukong... Where did he go? Don't throw it away." After busying for a while, Zhang Qian looked around, but found no trace of the monkey.

"I got into the reeds, and nine times out of ten it was to dig out bird eggs." Liu Junhao hoped that this guy would be thrown away, but it was probably unlikely.

While speaking, that guy rushed forward, grabbing two dark red fruits in his hands.

"Zhizhi..." The monkey stretched out his hand and delivered the fruit.

"What kind of fruit is this? There are still winter ones?" Zhang Qian took it in her hands in confusion.

Still a little bit of conscience, knowing that I found something good to present to the owner.Liu Junhao nodded slightly, and reached out to pick up the other one.

Unexpectedly, the monkey saw him stretching out his hand, and jumped away quickly, hiding its paw behind its back.

"Cough..." He was extremely embarrassed for a moment, and glanced at his wife, seeing that Zhang Qian was gritting her teeth and suppressing a smile, her little face was flushed.

"I think it's a good thing. It's the autumn apple, which is shriveled. Don't eat it, it might be bad for your health." In order to show that he didn't care, Liu Junhao had to find the problem with the wild apple.He murmured in his heart, how could there be apple trees in the reeds.I remember that Liujiagou responded to the call of the county a few years ago and planted some fruit trees on the river beach, but just half a year after planting, a flood drowned all the fruit trees.Could it be that there are still apple trees in that patch that haven't drowned?

"You are purely jealous, Wukong also knows who is sincere to it." Zhang Qian smiled and wiped the apple on her clothes, then took a bite and said, "It's so sweet!"

(End of this chapter)