Carry a fountain with you

Chapter 217 Pretending to be an Intellectual
After the old turtle made a fuss, several people lost the intention of digging lotus roots, and simply washed them in the ditch before going ashore to put on their shoes.

I didn't feel it when I was in the water just now, but now that I put on the shoes, I realize that my feet are numb from the cold.As for the old turtle, Lao Wang really wanted to make soup, saying that the soup was a great tonic.Liu Junhao also has the same meaning, he hasn't tasted turtle meat for a long time.But the two failed. Professor Zhao said that he would pair up with the turtle with the longevity character, and strive to lay more turtle eggs next year.

"Is this male or female?" Mr. Wang asked, and Professor Zhao immediately turned to look at Liu Junhao.

"Don't look at me, I don't know either." To be honest, although he has seen many old turtles, he doesn't understand the real male and female.But it doesn't matter if you don't know, someone in the village knows.Liu Junhao directly invited Liu Wuye over to let him distinguish.

The man came over to take a look, and then said: "The male, it belongs to the pond turtle, and it belongs to our Dayan pond."

"How did you tell the difference?" Liu Junhao followed up and asked, he also wanted to learn a hand, so as not to be blind when encountering this problem in the future.

"It's very simple. First look at the tail, second look at the color, and third look at the shape. The tail of the male turtle is long and sticks out, while the tail of the female turtle usually does not show the tail. Also, the shell color of the male turtle is darker. It is black, and its back is relatively steep, and it smells like urine. The shell of the female turtle is flat and slightly lighter in color."

The last two things he mentioned are not easy to judge, but the tail is very obvious. Liu Junhao thought carefully about his longevity soft-shelled turtle.

"There are lotus vegetables growing in your ditch, the silt is thick, and there are a lot of fish in it, you should be able to dig old turtles." Standing at the small ferry and taking a few glances, Mr. Liu said with certainty.

"Really?" Although Liu Junhao's tone was questioning, he already believed it in his heart.

When it comes to catching turtles, his old man ranks second in the Daqingshan area, and no one dares to say he is the first.In human terms, Liu Wuye's eyes are piercing, and he can see "the way of the turtle".Just look casually in the water with your eyes, and you can tell if there are old turtles, even their size.

When sending Liu Wuye away, Liu Junhao specially got him some lotus root sticks and asked him to go back and fry them.

The old turtle was directly placed in the wooden basin with Tai Sui. This guy probably lost sight of the movement, and stretched out his limbs, crawling in the water.

In a short while, the lotus vegetables they stepped on were enough for their two families to eat for ten days.Those tender lotus root tips wanted to be thrown away, but was stopped by Mr. Wang, who said that it is a good food to eat raw.

Hearing what he said, Liu Junhao stretched out his hand and broke off half of the root, washed it with water, and then took a bite. It was crisp and raw, with a bit of sweetness, no worse than fruit.

When Zhang Qian came back and heard that another old turtle had been caught, she was also very interested. She took a few photos with her mobile phone and posted them on the Internet.

In the evening, the family directly made wild pork stir-fried lotus vegetables, and the wild pork was stewed when it snowed.There are only two people in their family, and there is no shortage of food at all, and the ten catties of meat have not been eaten for such a long time.

The new lotus root tastes very fragrant after being fried. When eating, Zhang Qian put all the wild pork into Liu Junhao's bowl, and picked the lotus vegetable alone to eat.

As a result, Liu Junhao ate too much at once. When he was sleeping, he was lying on the bed and doing push-ups, while his wife hugged the pillow and counted with a smile.

He usually eats and drinks well, and is naturally strong. He did nearly a hundred push-ups in one go, just like a normal person. After he finished, he deliberately put on a pose shirtless. His biceps are quite strong, and he is quite very sexy.

Zhang Qian couldn't see her husband's smug beauty, and said that he had well-developed limbs and a lazy brain.

Liu Junhao immediately gave her a well-developed limb, and when the light was turned off...

They woke up almost at the same time in the morning. Zhang Qian began to cook after washing up, while he went to see the old turtle, only to find that the tub was empty and the old turtle had disappeared.

I just lost it last night, so it wasn't too hard to find.Called Xiaopi to sniff around, and found a gap under the pile of reeds, the guy was staying comfortably in it.If you take a closer look, you can see that the soft-shelled soft-shelled turtle is also hibernating under the pile of reeds.

Although the weather was very cold in the morning, it was also very lively. The chickens, ducks and magpies in the yard could not stop shouting for joy.

Liu Junhao hurried back to the house to scoop up half a bowl of corn kernels and spread them around in the yard, which calmed them down.

Not only chickens and ducks lower their heads to grab food, but also magpies, gray horses, and white-headed little ones.

It is estimated that the two bowls of corn that cannot be shaken every day will be fed in a bag in a few days.It's better in spring and summer, there are plenty of food outside, and they won't wait at home every day.

After more than half a year, the birds in the yard have already regarded this place as their home, and they are getting more and more courageous.Once Liu Junhao was sitting in the courtyard while reading a book and eating watermelon seeds. After watching for a while, he felt sleepy and lay down on the chair and took a nap. When he woke up, he found two magpies sitting on the stone slab, and the watermelon seeds were also knocked by them. A clean light.

"There are quite a lot of birds in your yard." Mr. Wang walked into the yard at this time, his forehead was still dripping with sweat, obviously he had just come back from running with Professor Zhao.

"Well, I did a rough count the day before yesterday, and there are a total of sixteen bird nests of various kinds." Liu Junhao replied with a smile, and the birds probably sensed the wonder of the yard, and built nests in nearby trees.Now there are three magpie nests on those big poplar trees, not to mention Gray Maza and Neem Mynah.Not to mention the sparrows, they have to spend the night in the haystack every night, and they can't be chased away.

Although there are no big trees in Professor Zhao's yard, there are a few white-headed nests built in the bamboo pole forest.

"Are you busy this morning?" Old Wang asked after a few gossips.

"Will I not be idle one day?" The most important thing Liu Junhao lacks here is time.

"Then after dinner, you can take me on the electric car and go for a walk in the town. I haven't been on the street once after coming here for so many days."

"Okay, I just want to go to the post office too." The day before yesterday, someone ordered two pillowcases online, and he made them up yesterday, and he planned to mail them to others today.

Although there is still more than a month to celebrate the new year, but now is the off-season of farming, naturally many people come to the market.

After finishing the business first, Liu Junhao led Mr. Wang around the street first.There are many people and bicycles on the street, crowded and shouting everywhere.

When I was tired from walking around, I shoveled hot buns worth three yuan, and then ordered two bowls of soup from Lao Guo's beef stall, and the two of them drank the hot soup.As the weather turns cold, Lao Guo's soup has increased the amount of chili powder, so it tastes spicy and very flavorful.After drinking the soup, the two of them felt warm and rode directly home.

Before the electric car came to a complete stop, Professor Zhao shouted: "I said, Lao Wang, did you take my glasses with you when you left?"

"Your glasses, what do I do with your glasses when I'm free, I'm not presbyopic." Mr. Wang was quite confused.

"That's really weird. I remember that the glasses were placed on the table outside after eating. Why can't I find them when I want to read?" Professor Zhao also shook his head again and again.

After eating in the morning, he put the glasses and magazines on the table, and prepared to kill time in the morning.Before he could sit still, his wife asked him to help deliver two stacks of books to school, and the students had to study today.

When I came back from school, I couldn't find my glasses in the yard.

"Could it be that your little yellow dog ran away?" Liu Junhao asked.This old man often uses the glasses case to train Doudou. It is very likely that this guy was playing with his eyes and ended up somewhere.

"Impossible, it went with me to deliver books." Mr. Zhao shook his head repeatedly.

"That's hell, let's unload the things first." Lao Wang went to the street today and bought a lot of miscellaneous things.

Just as Liu Junhao pushed the electric car into the yard, he suddenly saw a glasses case fall on the ground.He hurriedly shouted, and both of them followed.

Although the eye box is there, the glasses are nowhere to be found.

"Is it because Doudou has nothing to do with the glasses case, where is Doudou?" Professor Zhao immediately thought of the culprit.

"Squeak..." At this time, a monkey's cry came from the jujube tree.

As soon as Liu Junhao raised his head, he burst out laughing.

I saw that the glasses were worn high on the monkey's head. The frames of the glasses were too big to hang on the ears. The guy could only support it with his hands.What makes people laugh even more is that it still holds a magazine in the other hand.

This monkey must have seen Professor Zhao reading a book when he came here to look for food, so he learned in a good way, thinking that wearing glasses and holding a book in his hand is an intellectual!
The monkey was even more proud when he saw the three people below pointing at it, and jumped up and down the tree wearing glasses.

"Send the glasses down!" Professor Zhao hurriedly shouted because he was afraid that this guy would break his glasses.

"Squeak..."

"Send it down for you to eat peanuts..."

"Squeak..."

That monkey probably couldn't understand human words at all, it just sat on a branch and kept calling.

Liu Junhao wanted to climb up the tree and throw it down, but he didn't know that this guy was too agile, he jumped to the top of the tree without sprinting.

"Only ask Doudou to go out." The three people below were at a loss, thinking that the cat would drive it down.

Who knows that Doudou didn't know where he went to play wild at the critical moment, and Liu Junhao didn't even respond to calling a few times.

"Let's tease it with peanuts again." Reluctantly, he went into the room and grabbed a large handful of peanuts and put them in a foreign porcelain basin.

I never thought that this method would work. As soon as they returned to the house, the monkey immediately jumped off the jujube tree and ran towards the stone slab.The guy reached out and grabbed a few peanuts, but he didn't drop his glasses.

"Xiaopi" Liu Junhao yelled, and his macular skin flew out upon hearing the sound.

"Zhizhi" the monkey was startled, and jumped up and down the tree.But this guy was too greedy, holding peanuts in one hand and glasses in the other, he couldn't spare his hands to go up the tree, but Xiaopi jumped up and pinned him under the tree with his paws.

(End of this chapter)