From Kung Fu to strengthen the world

Chapter 50
But if you don't pinch this chicken to death, it keeps barking...

"Hey, boy, you are looking for death, you dare to steal our chicken!"

"Fuck!"

When Hao Ren heard the shouts in the distance, he was so frightened that he dropped the chicken, jumped to the roof and ran away.

This stealing chicken can't be discovered by others, otherwise it will be a stain on my life.

After jumping several roofs in a row, seeing that no one noticed him, he hurried back towards the theater troupe.

It's better to go back and think of other ways, anyway, this Qin Corpse will not come out until the next night.

And the owner of the chicken was even more dumbfounded, and said in shock: "The chicken thieves will fly away these days, I'll wipe it!"

Hao Ren returned to the theatrical troupe and saw that everyone's stage had been set up differently. This time, the fierce girl and everyone were playing against each other.

After thinking about it, Hao Ren still thought he should ask the troupe master first.

As soon as he stepped onto the stage, three more people walked over, one of them wrapped his head like a mummy.

Before Hao Ren could say anything to the leader, the three of them went straight to the ring, and the leading man said, "I am the police chief of this village, and my name is Shi Chun. The one with the glasses over there is my assistant, Police Li Jingwen." member."

Listening to Shi Chun's introduction, Li Jingwen, who was staring at the fierce sister with sunglasses, looked around and introduced himself with a smile: "My nickname is Xiaogangpao."

After finishing speaking, Xiaogangpao stared at the fierce sister's fierce research again...

Shi Chun continued to introduce: "The one with the head wrapped is my deputy assistant Chen Longshi. The three of us are in charge of the security of this village. If you have any troubles, you can come to us."

Aqiu pulled Hao Ren, pointed to Chen Longshi and asked, "Look at him, he has blue eyes, is he a foreigner?"

Hao Ren took a look and said, "What foreigner, he was poisoned."

Speaking of this, Hao Ren also felt that Shi Chun and the others were really talented people. In order to find evidence of drug trafficking by the people in this fishing village, they went to the mountains every day to dig various herbs to test to see if they were drugs.

And every time he tasted it, it was Chen Longshi, so his poisoned skin turned blue, his eyes turned blue, and then he wrapped himself up like a mummy, so that no one could see his avatar skin.

After finishing speaking, Shi Chun looked at the crowd and threatened again: "If you cause trouble or do illegal things, we, the three masters of the school, will not let you go."

After finishing speaking, he whispered in the head teacher's ear: "There are no secrets in this world. Why do you come to sing an opera? Our police have already heard about it."

The head teacher was also puzzled when he heard these words: "Heard the wind?"

"Help!"

The big fierce girl let out a scream.

Hao Ren turned his head and saw that the husband of the fierce girl behind him had slashed at a man's body.

It seems that there is more than that, holding a knife and going forward to chop again.

Da Jimei was so frightened that she hurried forward to hug him, and stopped her, "No."

The husband of this big fierce girl is a ruthless person, he pushed the big fierce girl away, then kicked the big fierce girl on the big fierce girl and cursed: "Bitch, get out of here."

He raised his knife and cursed at the fallen man: "Seduce my wife, I'll kill you bastard."

Hao Ren didn't take any action to stop this, this man is too hateful, he seduces his wife, just like that thief Cao.

However, Shi Chun, the sheriff, still has a few tricks. He stepped forward and subdued the husband of the fierce sister without two moves.

"Hey, how's it going, is your grandma okay?" Xiao Gangpao hurriedly walked to Da Jimei's side and asked concerned.

Da Jimei stretched out her hand and said, "My finger was cut by a knife and it's bleeding."

Xiaogangpao didn't care and said: "Skin trauma is a trivial matter. It's troublesome if you kick your chest. Let me see if there's anything wrong with your chest."

"My chest doesn't hurt, but my fingers have a headache." Da Jimei said speechlessly.

"Hey, you don't know, the ten fingers connected to the heart, of course we need to look at the heart first, show me quickly." Xiao Gangpao also said with concern with a cheeky face.

The big fierce girl pushed him away, and said angrily: "Get out, big pervert."

Xiaogangpao laughed and said with a smile: "It's the first time I met you and you know him so well."

"Spirit boy!"

Hao Ren couldn't help but said.

"Hmph, if you dare to cut someone in front of Sir, bring them back to me." Shi Chun looked at the three big murderous sisters, and said to the two assistants.

Hao Ren scratched his head, feeling that every day, it seemed that the whole movie was full of funny comparisons, not even a serious one.

After thinking about it, Hao Ren felt that he should continue to look for chickens, or look for ink fountains or something.

By the way, let's explore in this village, get some glutinous rice and ink fountains, and try to save as much straight man value as possible, it's not easy for a traveler.

After wandering around the village all afternoon, Hao Ren got the ink fountain and glutinous rice.

But this chicken is more troublesome.

Because this chicken can crow, even if he has extraordinary skills and can go to the house to expose tiles, it won't work.

If you kill it, the blood will freeze. If you don't kill it, it will keep screaming, there is no way to do it.

It dragged on until the evening, and Hao Ren was also bored watching the play with the villagers.

Originally, the Legend of the White Snake "Water Man Jinshan" played well, but Ninth Sister played the White Snake and suddenly said that she was going to have a baby.

The villagers below were not happy.

"What are you playing?"

"How can there be a child in the Legend of the White Snake?"

Hearing this, Hao Ren was startled, and said to himself, "It's broken, something went wrong with the asshole."

In the original plot, for some reason, the troupe’s food was so bad that all the troupe had diarrhea.

The point is, I forgot about this, and now listening to what the above said, I also ate the food of the theater troupe.

On the stage, Xiaoqing played by Ah Qiu pulled the white lady played by Nine Sisters and asked, "You have been waiting for my sister to conceive in October, don't you care about this moment?"

"I can't wait, I've already reached the gate, and I'm going to break through it anytime!" Ninth Sister replied with a pained expression on her face.

Hao Ren was also dumbfounded when he listened below, and Ma Dan had to find a place to solve it himself.

Afterwards, Hao Ren ran all the way to the mountain behind to find a place to solve it.

While running, I suddenly found two sneaky people holding a rope and a hoe.

Seeing the two of them, Hao Ren began to recall, one of them hooked up with a widow in this village.

Then the widow told him the secret of being rich and wealthy, and even stole the treasure map to this man.

That's right, that's right, when the two went to the place where the corpse was buried alone, one of them died, and the other was seriously injured and fled back to the theatrical troupe. Before he died, he gave the treasure map to the two of them.

Then it triggered the plot of them going to treasure hunting and releasing Qin corpse the next day.

However, these two are not the protagonists, they are the same with or without them, they are just playing tricks, and Hao Ren doesn't bother to save them.

Not long after, Hao Ren rushed back after relaxing. Seeing that Fa Hai, who was singing on the stage, ran away, he also asked the people next to him with some doubts, "Where did the singing go?"

(End of this chapter)