From Kung Fu to strengthen the world

Chapter 49 I'm Too Difficult
Hao Ren was overjoyed when he heard it, this Ninth Sister was like an eye-opener, she could tell at a glance that her heart was a flower-shaped heart, amazing!

Hao Ren looked at A Qiu with a serious face and said, "A Qiu, go, take me to drink hot water, I can teach you kung fu!"

"Wow! Really?" Ah Qiu smiled happily when he heard Hao Ren's words.

Hao Ren patted his chest and nodded, "Of course it's true. I don't know any of the Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms, Tathagata Palm, Six Meridian Sword, and One Yang Finger."

"Um!" Aqiu, who was walking ahead, froze, looking at Hao Ren a little speechless.

drop!
"Get straight man value: 1."

Hao Ren said with a smile, "Just kidding, I know Taijiquan and Lion Roar Kung Fu, oh yes, Lion Roar Kung Fu is amazing, even the number one killer Wang Huoyun Cthulhu can do it, want to learn?"

"How to learn?" Ah Qiu looked at Hao Ren with a puzzled expression.

Hao Ren thought for a while and said, "Easy to learn, this is really easy to learn, just drink more hot water, let's drink hot water while we are leaving, and I will teach you."

While talking, Hao Ren pulled Aqiu as if coaxing a little girl.

Ninth Sister looked at Hao Ren's look of success, and followed him worriedly.

Afterwards, Hao Ren asked the two of them to watch, and he drank five glasses of water in a row, and said to the two of them, "Did you see that, if you want to learn the lion's roar technique, you must develop a good stomach. Drinking more hot water is the best way to practice it." Good solution for the stomach.”

The two looked at Hao Ren as if they had seen a ghost. This sounds so nonsense.

Ninth Sister couldn't hold back in the end, and said, "Boy, even if you're lying, you can play some tricks. You've been thirsty for a long time. It's as simple as drinking more water. What's the point?"

"Liar?"

"Are you kidding me? How could my generation of martial arts masters lie to you? If you want to learn the Lion's Roar Kung Fu, you must drink plenty of hot water. That's how I practiced it."

While talking, Hao Ren took the cup, put it aside, and said to the two of them, "Cover your ears, and let you experience the legendary lion's roar."

A Qiu listened to Hao Ren's words, covered his ears in doubt.

Ninth Sister looked at Hao Ren in disbelief, and said in her heart, "Let's see what tricks you can play."

Hao Ren glanced at the two of them, and said, "Look at it."

After speaking, he slowly inhaled air into his mouth, and his stomach immediately became like a big fat man of two hundred catties.

I saw this qi rising slowly from the stomach to the chest.

Ninth Sister and the two looked shocked, and hurriedly covered their ears.

"Ah...!"

A lion's roar was used, and the air wave flew out, flying sand and rocks, and the cup in front was directly shaken to pieces.

Ah Qiu and Ninth Sister also looked at Hao Ren in shock.

Hao Ren watched the two of them startled, and said seriously, "Well, I didn't lie to you, my lion's roar skills have been practiced to the extreme, and I can become a peerless master who is unmatched in everything. , One mouth can defeat the strength of a regiment."

"At that time, if you want money, money, men, and men, it will definitely be your first choice to reach the pinnacle of life."

The two looked at Hao Ren, and didn't know what to say for a while, but it was really powerful, it shattered the cup, and the surrounding area was shaken.

"I...we can also learn?" Ninth Sister asked suspiciously.

Ah Qiu asked with a confused face: "Can you learn it by drinking more hot water?"

Hao Ren nodded seriously, and said, "You have also seen it just now, the lion's roar is a unique skill in martial arts, and it can be passed on to females but not to males."

"For example, I insist on drinking more hot water every day. In a month, I already have this strength."

The two looked at Hao Ren, feeling a little unbelievable.

Bringing water to the two, Hao Ren said solemnly, "Come on, drink this glass of water, and we will become peerless masters together."

The two of them took the cup and drank it halfway.

drop!
"Get straight man value: 10."

"Get straight man value: 10."

Nima!

Hao Ren was overjoyed in an instant. I am such a clever little ghost. There is absolutely nothing wrong with this operation.

"Is this enough?" Ah Qiu looked at Hao Ren and confirmed.

Hao Ren nodded seriously and said, "Yes, from now on, drink a cup of hot water in front of me every morning, and after a month in a row, you will be peerless masters."

The two listened to Hao Ren's words, looked at each other, thought about it carefully, and felt that they had been fooled. Who the hell didn't drink water since they were young.

If this thing can be practiced into the lion's roar skill, then everyone is a peerless master.

"Cut, Aqiu, let's go and get busy, he's lying to us." Ninth Sister came back to her senses, gave Hao Ren an annoyed look, and pulled Aqiu away.

Hao Ren couldn't help laughing as he watched the two leave.

Anyway, believe it or not, I've already got 20 straight man points.

Looking at a group of people building a stage, Hao Ren looked at the sky, the charterers should be safe.

After all, I have the robber captain with me, so they won't be floating in the sea, but I don't know how to find them when I go back to Xiangjiang after finishing this plot.

That's right, I have no money on me, and there are so many people, it's embarrassing.

What's more, Hao Ren was thinking, Huoyun evil god is so stupid, can he beat this big boss, Qin Corpse?

Thinking of this, Hao Ren stood up straight away. He thought about it too much. He almost beat him to death. If he could beat him, he wouldn't help him.

It's not sure that Huoyun evil god is drawing a circle and cursing himself right now.

The most urgent thing is to find a guy.

As for this guy, Hao Ren didn't understand either. He carefully recalled the zombie movies he watched in the past. They were Huang Fu, Glutinous Rice, Mo Dou, Chicken Blood, Black Dog Blood, Copper Money Sword, Bell, Bagua Mirror...

Looking at this island, it is estimated that only glutinous rice, chicken blood, and ink fountain can be found.

Just do it, thinking about Hao Ren, he started wandering around the fishing village.

The first is to engage in chicken.

Not long after walking, Hao Ren found a chicken.

That's right, an old hen.

But Hao Ren is now facing a problem, do you want to play chicken?

"After all, I have such a big wrist, is it possible that I want to sneak around?"

This…

Hao Ren is also drunk, I'm so fucking hard.

Looking left and right to see if there was no one, Hao Ren looked at the chicken not far away and muttered, "I am now maintaining world peace, eliminating a big zombie, and saving tens of millions of people."

"This is not stealing, this is expropriation!"

After underestimating, Hao Ren jumped forward and grabbed the chicken head.

"Giggle!"

The chicken was so frightened that it screamed.

Hao Ren's face was embarrassed, he said, another problem, if you squeeze it to death, the chicken blood is about to freeze, so it can't be used, what should I do?
　Not to mention too much, I will send it to the fourth watch, and everyone will give me the tickets.

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