Love apartment under one person

Chapter 642
Zhuge Dali's positioning of Meng Lang was very accurate, and that was the manned flying tool at the critical moment. Once Chen Meijia and her child were in danger and it was too late to rush to the hospital, Meng Lang Yujian would take her there.

As for asking Meng to deliver the baby, don't think about it...

After all, she has seen Xiaobu who grew up to be slim in the interior scene. The relationship between this girl and her son seems to be very close in the future. At first glance, she is a popular candidate for the job of the daughter-in-law of the old Meng family. Meng Lang, who is a father-in-law, still avoids it A little is better.

Everyone heard the little girl's resolute tone. Although they didn't know why she was so persistent, they didn't say much. Hearing Chen Meijia's louder and louder snoring, Curry Sauce asked weakly: "We are making such a big noise, how could sister Meijia Can you still sleep?"

"The doctor said that this is because Meijia's body burden is too heavy now, her basal metabolism is increased, and her blood sugar is prone to hypoglycemia, so she needs to hibernate to reduce consumption~ No, recently she sleeps so well that a hundred screaming chickens can't wake up. "

Saying that, Lu Ziqiao, Zeng Xiaoxian, and Guan Gu Miraculously turned out from the stairwell behind the drill group of four. The former explained and put away the playing cards, while the latter two also slowly tore off the stickers on their faces. full of paper.

No way, Hu Yifei and the others must have been able to hide from these people that they were conducting the exercise. It was inevitable that these insiders made trouble. They were arranged to play cards in the corridor to avoid it long ago, and they were not able to see the light of day until the dust settled.

Zhao Haitang nodded when he heard the words, and then stared at Hu Yifei with eyes not much older than Zhuge Qing, his eyes were full of earnestness: "Mr. Hu, can you stop being so sudden in the future? I'm going to have a nervous breakdown these two days, three days Both of them dreamed that there were screaming chickens chasing and killing me!"

Hu Yifei's expression was stern: "Who do you see can make an appointment to have a baby? This kind of thing needs a surprise!"

(At this time, Chen Meijia shouted from the back room: "Ah! I'm going to give birth—it hurts me to death—!")
This sound shocked everyone completely, and they packed up their supplies and prepared to enter the battle state.

However, Lu Ziqiao frowned slightly, raised his hand and shouted loudly: "Wait a while!"

Everyone stopped their movements when they heard the words, and sure enough, Chen Meijia's angry snoring continued to come from the back room.

Chen Duo, who just broke free from the bundled Play, had a flash of understanding in his eyes, and pulled the cheap SpongeBob SquarePants pajamas of the man beside him and said excitedly: "Brother Zhang Wei, it turns out that Meijia likes to talk in sleep just like you!"

Zhang Wei looked up at the sky and pretended not to hear, while Lu Ziqiao shrugged with a wry smile: "Mijia has been like this for the past few days. I got up in the middle of the night the day before yesterday to go to the toilet. She said she wanted to eat a big pig's trotter. I ran eight times." Street bought it for her, and then...found out that she was talking in her sleep."

At this time, Fu Rong finally helped Zhuge Qing get the clothes done. Hearing that she broke her hands and counted the days, she wondered: "Didn't you say that the due date was around the 18th? It's been almost a week, and there will be no birth What's the matter?"

"That's not going to happen." Hu Yifei waved her hand, "It's normal within two weeks after the expected date of delivery. Besides, Meijia took so many tonics when she was pregnant with Xiaobu, so it's reasonable to come out two days later than other children. Ah! It’s just that we have to pay more attention to it later, we have to practice a few more times when we have time, so that we can check for omissions and make up for vacancies.”

"..." xN
Hearing that there was going to be a rehearsal, and everyone put on pain masks at the same time, Lin Wanyu touched the huge half-person-high suitcase and couldn't help sighing:
"I remember that during the first exercise, the delivery bag was just a small bag, and every time the exercise was performed, it became a little bigger. Now it is so big! In my opinion, we can almost change the container in a few days."

Hu Yifei's eyes widened when he heard the words: "Doesn't this just mean that our drills and checking for leaks are effective! Besides, do you think we really didn't prepare containers? Dali's Guangwu treasure house has already been filled with two large containers of supplies, okay? ?”

Lin Wanyu: "..."

Seeing that everyone was a little discouraged and bowed their heads in silence, Zhuge stepped forward vigorously, clenched his fists and said encouragingly:
"Please everyone! Now is the most critical moment. In order to give us more vacation time to take care of Meijia, my uncle and sister Nuolan live and eat in Baoli Building every day, and sister Youyou has even arrested half of the Tangmen. Strong men come to Shanghai to replace them, we can't let them down, right?
There is still the last week of the due date, the more we can't slack off at this time, we must take strict precautions and take it seriously, so as to protect sister Meijia and the lovely baby! "

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A certain cute baby scratched his head naively: "Guameier, just tell everyone to protect Meijia, don't worry about it."

"Cough cough..."

The little girl pretended not to hear, coughed twice to relieve the awkward atmosphere, and then solemnly said: "All in all, the results of today's exercise are very bad, everyone should reflect on it after going back, and see if there is anything that can be improved place."

Hearing this, Guan Gu smiled wryly and muttered to himself: "I think there is still room for improvement in the rules of bridge."

Zeng Xiaoxian: "Agreed, 647 Lu Ziqiao can only be caught by 110 is too unscientific, obviously 119 and 315 both make sense!"

Hearing that they were playing the exclusive card rules of iPartment, Meng Lang immediately became interested: "Don't forget to call me next time you play cards."

"Don't worry, next time will be sure!"

Zhang Wei: "Hey? Then add me too~"

"OK, no problem!"

Seeing that they didn't take his own words seriously, Hu Yifei raised his brows immediately, and said with anger in his eyes: "It's too much! You still have the mind to play? Just ignore my words, right?"

"Oh, it's not that serious~" Lu Ziqiao argued with some headaches, "It's a day to be tense, and a day to be relaxed. We're recharging our energy and reserving our energy for when Mika actually gives birth!"

Hearing this, Hu Yifei rolled her eyes and didn't speak, Zhao Haitang took the lead to persuade her: "I said, Teacher Hu, don't be too tense, giving birth may not be so scary, my mother said When she gave birth to me, it didn't hurt at all, and I came out as soon as I exerted force."

The men next to me nodded repeatedly when they heard this, and the female devil immediately gave up the idea of ​​continuing to preach, shook her head and sighed:

"How can you straight men realize how terrifying it is to have a baby? You don't even know how painful it is for girls! It seems... Only by letting you experience the pain for yourself can you raise your attention To an extent."

As she said that, she turned her head and looked at Zhuge Dali with questioning eyes. The latter nodded lightly after thinking about it for a while and said: "Yes, it is possible, but in my opinion, it is better not to force this matter. It can be done voluntarily." Let's sign up."

"Okay, I'll listen to you!"

……

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The next day, the morning of April 4.

XX Hospital in Shanghai, a department of obstetrics and gynecology.

A group of people came to the door of a consulting room in a mighty way. Except for a few cheaters who couldn't come because they really had something to do, even Zhang Chulan and Feng Xingtong were called back. The non-single couples in the love apartment can be described as It is full attendance.

After standing still, the men could not help shouting in their hearts that they had been fooled when they saw the sign at the door of the consulting room with the words [Experience the Pains of Childbirth·Real Men's Challenge].

Yesterday, they were overwhelmed by Hu Yifei's arrogant provocation of "If a man is brave enough to come", they signed the challenge without thinking. Now it seems that the female devil has already prepared and dug a hole Waiting for them to throw themselves into the trap...

Hu Yifei, who was walking in the front, looked back at the crowd, with a provocative smile on the corner of his mouth, pointed to the door of the consulting room with his thumb and said:

"Today, Meijia came to have an antenatal checkup, and this hospital just happened to be doing this activity again. You can use a special machine to release an electric current to simulate the labor pain during childbirth~ How about it, are you afraid?"

Just when the men were not thinking about how to answer, Wang Zhenqiu suddenly gave a disdainful smile: "Cut! I thought it was such a difficult thing, so it's this kind of pediatrics? I'm sorry, I still have something to do, so I won't." I wasted time with you here!"

Seeing Wang Zhenqiu oiling the soles of his feet so smoothly, Wang Ye's eyes widened sharply, and he shouted "I'll catch him back", then ran away and disappeared in a blink of an eye.

Afterwards, Jia Zhengliang, Feng Xingtong, Xiang Shang and other lucky people who were not accompanied by female companions found excuses to escape successfully.

I have to mention here that Meng's teaching to Xiang Shang, a young apprentice, is quite effective. Among other things, just seeing that the other party can still run at the speed of a live donkey while carrying a huge delivery box just now is enough. It is easy to infer how much hard work he has put in in his daily practice.

After all the singles fled, the rest of the unlucky ones who came with their female companions did not dare to move half a step even if they were worried, under the smiling eyes of their girlfriends (or wives).

Seeing that no one was escaping anymore, Hu Yifei pushed open the door of the consulting room, and led the dawdling troops in one file at a time.

"Doctor! Let me introduce you to a big job~ All the men here want to experience it."

The doctors in the department were not surprised to see this battle, and asked kindly: "Who among you is not afraid of pain, come first?"

Hearing this, the gang of men, except for Zhang Chulan, who did not take the pain seriously with a calm face and beating heartbeat, the others retreated calmly in line with the principle of not losing the battle. While boasting brazenly——

Zhao Haitang: "What are you afraid of~ I am young, and I can still bear the pain twice!"

Zhuge Qing: "It's nothing more than a pain in the area. The iron ruler slaps the ribs, the soft hammer empowers the head, and the chest smashes big stones. These are just the basic skills used by the Zhuge family to beat the body~"

Lu Ziqiao: "Are you kidding me? I've even had kidney stones, so I'm afraid of pain?"

Guan Gu is amazing: "The warriors of Penglai Island are fearless!"

Zhang Lingyu: "Xiaodao also wants to learn more."

Meng Lang: "Tsk tsk, I don't know if the voltage of this machine is enough for me~"

……

After bragging, all the men took a step back silently, and Zhang Wei, the only one who didn't speak, just stood there and was highlighted.

The golden armored soldier looked left and right at his teammates who were hyped up, and read from the eyes of the doctor in the consulting room that the other party expected him to sit on the "delivery table" quickly, and quickly waved his hand like an electric shock:

"Don't look at me! I'm in terrible pain! When I was a child, my blood vessels were thin, and I always had to get needles many times... I'm so scared."

Hearing Zhang Wei's confession, many people responded with teasing smiles, but at this time, no one noticed the dazed and palpitation that flashed silently in the eyes of the little girl Chen Duo.

In her memory, since the day the two of them met, she often had to draw blood from Zhang Wei to make capsules every now and then, and in addition to biting him on the battlefield from time to time to make special Gu worms, and she has been until today Only then did I know that the other party was so afraid of pain...

'Are you afraid that I will feel guilty if I find out?What a gentle and reliable man~ Thank you, brother Zhang Wei! '

Seeing a group of "kings with strong mouths" hesitate to come forward, Hu Yifei had no choice but to pull her husband out of the crowd: "Okay, then you will be the first one, don't embarrass me! "

Zeng Xiaoxian: (.;;:Yi:;;.)! ! !

"Yifei, are you kidding me?"

"Stop talking nonsense, if you tell me to do it, do it!" The female devil curled her lips impatiently, and pushed Zeng Xiaoxian on the delivery platform without any explanation.

Seeing that a warrior finally came to the stage here, the doctor walked over slowly and explained seriously: "Don't worry, sir, the principle of the childbirth experience machine is to stimulate muscle contraction by using a weak current to simulate childbirth. There is absolutely no harm to the body.

In addition, the simulated pain will increase sequentially from one level to ten levels. If you can't hold it, you should stop in time. Don't pull out the electrodes with your hands. Do you understand? "

Feeling the doctor pressing the cool patch on his lower abdomen, Zeng Xiaoxian felt a chilling sense of fear in his heart for an instant, and suddenly big cold sweat rolled down from the corners of his forehead.

"Yifei... listen to me!
Please spare me, help! "

forgive me!Yifei!
I really know it's wrong!All my private money is hidden in the card stuck under the liquid cooling tank of our computer, a total of 79 yuan and [-] cents, which is not bad at all... For the sake of my confession, you can let me go!ah? "

What answered him was the female devil's face sinking like water.

Seeing Hu Yifei ignoring him for a long time, Zeng Xiaoxian suddenly twitched with pain on his face, and within a few seconds his head tilted and passed out.

Everyone was speechless, and the doctor over there was even more shocked: "This beautiful woman, why don't you take your husband to the next door for a comprehensive physical examination! He will pass out from pain before I turn on the electricity, I'm afraid No... In short, let's check it quickly!"

"Thank you doctor, I see."

Hu Yifei thanked her with a blunt smile, silently carried Zeng Xiaoxian off the delivery table, then gritted his teeth and said: "Zhanbo, this time it's your turn, if you dare to embarrass me again, I'll give you a show." What is physical embarrassment! Do you hear me clearly?"

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PS: The chapter is updated

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