Love apartment under one person

Chapter 641 The fire keeper was honorably laid off, and went back to the apartment to worry about Meng Lang

Thinking of Chen Meijia who was about to give birth in the apartment, and the women who were in a mess because of Chen Meijia's about to give birth, Meng Lang only felt a sharp pain in his trigeminal nerve.

God knows how Dali and Baobao's brain circuit is twisted, they are obviously giving birth, but the two of them are so nervous, the spare supplies and baby products are piled up everywhere in the house, not only makes them feel nervous every night when exercising. There is no place to change patterns, not even the newly bought skins.

In the past few days, as Chen Meijia's due date is approaching, the two girls have formed a group with Hu Yifei and Tang Youyou to make troubles, often conducting emergency drills in the middle of the night, and the entire iPartment has been devastated by them so much that they haven't slept for a week I feel safe.

A large part of the reason why Meng Lang came to Longhu Mountain to argue with the old hooligan this time was to come out to hide and be clean, so as to adjust his mentality to enter the world of "Xuanyuan Sword Five: Cloud of Han" for the last time and replace Zhuge Kongming to complete the Northern Expedition Prepare for Cao Wei's wish.

After all, it is the last step in the upgrade mission of the Demon Refining Pot, and the difficulty of this mission is comparable to the sum of all previous world missions in the pot.

Looking back at the world missions in the jug that I have experienced before——

In the world of "One Piece", he pretended to be a cook and tricked his aunt into eating the world's most strange poison - the second devil fruit. The task of killing the strong was extremely easy, and the greatest danger he experienced was only Charlotte. Family hunt.

In the world of "Qin Shi Mingyue", he directly reached a deal with the first emperor, and also suppressed the Taoist clan with little effort, and the process was easy and pleasant.

Although the world of "Xuanyuan Sword III: Scars of the Sky" is more difficult, he has inherited the invincible super force of the original Yu Wentuo, and it is not too difficult to defeat Satan.

And in the world of "Xuanyuan Sword Six: Feng Ling, Sky and Thousand Years of Clouds", he chose Jiang Ziya and Zhou Dynasty, a strong camp that complied with God's will, by a coincidence, and directly sat in the army to destroy the remnants of the Shang Dynasty led by Zhujiao Tuan.

However, in this last mission, there is no loophole for him to exploit. Zhuge Kongming in the world of "Xuanyuan Sword Five: Clouds of Han Dynasty" is an ordinary civil servant without any force value to inherit.

Moreover, the Shu Han at that time was just a separatist force with a population of less than one million and a territory of only one state. The population of Cao Wei on the opposite side was more than 500 million, and it held half of Kyushu.

The Kingdom of Shu is full of battles and calculations, and it can only spare 5 troops for the Northern Expedition with all its strength. With 500 lone troops to attack the powerful dynasty with a population of [-] million, it is no wonder that Zhuge Liang led the Northern Expedition five times in history. The city walls have never been seen.

'well!I hope that the task time given to me this time can be relaxed so that I can climb the technology tree. If I really only have one or two years to kill Wei, then Zhuge will have to try it hard to see if he can open Wushuang on the battlefield. ...'

Meng Lang, who was worried about his future, sighed softly, but the old celestial master sitting opposite him would be wrong.

He raised his hand to help Meng Lang refill the tea, and said with a normal expression, "Little friend Meng, you and I have some friendship, I wonder if we can get to the bottom of the old way, but the company and higher ups are worried about the end of my Taoism?"

Hearing this, Meng Lang silently rolled his eyes in his heart.

There is one thing to say, in fact, the country does not pay attention to domestic religion at all. After all, the tax they evade can't build half a destroyer. There are fewer and fewer young people.

If this momentum continues, within a few decades, occupations such as monks and Taoist priests will withdraw from the stage of history like the former BB machine repairmen, and the country does not need to worry about it at all.

Because of this, this attack on domestic religions was actually promoted by Meng Lang secretly. The purpose was not only to pave the way for the "National Internal Energy Condensation" plan in the near future, but also to prevent those who are interested in taking advantage of this shareholder style to fool the people for profit. One purpose is to grab these old people from the old era at the last moment.

In Meng Lang's view, "Inner Qi", the energy buried in the human body since ancient times, is like the "fire" discovered by humans in ancient times, and it is something that can change the world.

In ancient times, human beings drank blood, lived in the wind and slept in the open, and lived in an extremely harsh living environment. This caused the death rate of human ancestors at that time to be very high and their life spans were extremely short.

With the discovery of fire, humans gradually learned to use fire to bake food, illuminate, keep warm, and even drive away wild animals, so that human life expectancy was improved qualitatively.

The fire used by the earliest humans was mainly natural fire, that is, some flames caused by volcanic eruptions and lightning strikes in the natural environment were connected with firelighters such as wooden sticks, and brought back to the tribe for preservation.

Because natural fire is extremely difficult to obtain, and once it is extinguished, it is difficult to find it again in a short time, so the human tribes at that time would arrange special personnel to guard the bonfire, adding firewood and grass from time to time to ensure the survival of the fire.

If "inner qi" is regarded as the "fire" of the new era, then traditional religions such as Buddhism, Taoism and even Angelism are like the "fire keepers" of the old tribes, and Meng Lang asked Ma Xianhong to invent the "mass-produced self-cultivation method". Furnace" is like the contemporary "drilling wood to make fire".

The emergence of new technologies will inevitably lead to changes in the times. This is of course the misfortune of the "Fire Keepers", but also the luck of the entire human race.

It is true that in the era when there was no fire drilling technology, firekeepers were an essential and key occupation, but when human society collectively entered a new era, there was no place for firekeepers to continue working. This once respected The group of people will eventually disappear with the wind, and the few words left in the history books are all the imprints of their past existence...

And this time, Meng Lang was really thinking of the old Tianshi and the others. The reason why he was so aggressive in canceling religious privileges was to force these "remnants of the old era" to find a way out early, so as not to suddenly Laid off and starved to death on the streets...

Thinking of this, Meng Lang sighed again, with a rare look of compassion in his eyes, and waved his hands to the two apprentices behind him in a dispirited manner: "Chu Lan, Xingtong, I have some inside information to discuss with the old master Tian. , you two, take the Wuyou Taoist out for a stroll."

"Yes! Disciple obeys." X2
The two bowed in agreement, and then dragged the reluctant Wuyou Taoist away.

As soon as he stepped over the threshold, someone in the room raised his hand and waved lightly, and the two wooden doors closed and latched immediately, and then everything fell into silence.

Zhang Chulan and Feng Xingtong didn't know what the master and the old celestial master talked about later. He only knew that when the door was reopened, the old celestial master who came out of the door was full of relief, and the first thing he said was to ask the disciples Inform all the other big bosses of Taoist sects to come to Longhu Mountain.

Meeting!
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No one knew the exact process of the Daoist meeting. Anyway, Meng Lang and his apprentices learned the news that the Daoist sect was about to fully cooperate with the tax policy when they were having a hack in the internet cafe at the foot of Longhu Mountain the next day.

On the evening of April 4th, Meng, who had been carrying the auxiliary position all day, led his apprentices out of the Internet cafe with a troubled expression on his face.

"Hey! I thought I could hide for two more days on this business trip... I can only say that your master's life-threatening serial Coll is really good!"

However, how dare the two apprentices comment on the housework of the master and the wife?Hearing the words, he had no choice but to smile politely and awkwardly, hesitating and not knowing how to answer.

Perhaps because this trip to Longhu Mountain successfully achieved the expected relationship, Meng suddenly showed kindness and waved his hands at the two little guys.

"Okay, Meijiabei doesn't need so many people to give birth to a child, and now the apartment is almost a mess, you two don't have to go back with me to suffer, didn't I pass on you "Xuanyuan Sword Qi" and " Yuanrong Jinzhi" (a fingering method from Xuanwu Zhengong in Fengyun World)?

Find a place to practice by yourself, and come back after the apartment has calmed down. "

"Great! Thank you Master!" X2
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Late at night, excavators on the top floor of the love apartment.

Meng Lang, who was rushing back to Shanghai by train, jumped off the flying sword from the balcony and walked into the back room lightly.

However, before he could see the situation in the room clearly, several screaming chickens placed beside the bed, in the bathroom, in the living room, and in the kitchen made harsh "crowing" sounds at the same time.

"Hurr~~~~~!"

Hearing the agreed signal, meng lang looked around and found that his wives were not at home, so he hurriedly opened the door and went downstairs.

When he came to the gate of 3601, he saw many moving heads.

I saw all the bad guys in the love apartment, except for Zhang Lingyu and Xia He who went to stay in the hotel temporarily, all of them were present. Everyone was either disheveled or sleepy in front of the group of four in the center. , the expressions on everyone's faces were full of anxiety.

Facing everyone, there are Hu Yifei, Tang Youyou, Zhuge Dali, and Feng Baobao who are neatly dressed. Some of them are holding pens and paper, some are holding a stopwatch, some are holding a thick manual, and some are staring at Mengmeng. The big eyes are gnawing on the cucumber.

Hu Yifei got the data from Tang Youyou, took a few notes on the form in her hand, and then shook her head in disappointment: "2 minutes and 18 seconds... 6 seconds slower than last time! Sure enough, you have never let me down when it comes to letting me down."

"What?? Another exercise?!" xN
Collapse and speechlessness were written all over their faces.

Lu Zhanbo sat slumped on the wheelchair he pushed, Lin Wanyu put the mask back on his face, curry sauce picked up the unfinished half-pack of potato chips from the ground, Zhang Wei put down the mask that was tied up like a silkworm baby Chen Duo...

"Bangdang-"

Hearing the words of the female devil clearly, Wang also sat down on the ground, not even noticing that the thermos in his hand was broken.

"I said Sister Hu! Let's not bring something like this? This is the third time this week, please give me a way to survive!"

However, as soon as Old Wang's earnest request was spoken, Tang Youyou in the group of four sniffled eagerly: "Xiao Wang, how could you do this!"

As she said that, she looked in the direction of Chen Meijia's room with a more sincere and emotional attitude than the other party.

"At the beginning, all of you nodded and agreed to protect Meijia and the baby together. Why did you just...just..."

(╥╯^╰╥)
Meng Lang, who was hiding behind the crowd, nodded secretly. He really deserved to be a foreigner who had been a professional actor. This kind of ability to cry without any disorder in his heartbeat was probably only comparable to Liu Huangshu when he was alive, right?

Although Tang Youyou's tears were cheap, they managed to deter everyone, and the questioning Wang also covered his face with a (lazy) face (with) shame (reasonable) shame (she), and didn't say anything more .

Seeing that everyone had no problems, Hu Yifei continued to lecture: "Hey! Let me tell you what's good about you? We have acted three times since Meijia's due date, and the results have not improved but retreated!"

Everyone didn't care about it.

Zhuge Sheng: "Pity the girl I spent half a month flirting with! Just as I agreed to video with me, the video was interrupted..."

Zhao Haitang: "It's even worse for me. At the most critical moment in the relegation match, I could push away his crystal... but now it's back to gold."

Ma Xianhong: "Can you guys still compare me to me? I have been thinking hard about a new magic weapon for more than three months. Just now, I suddenly had a flash of inspiration and felt that I was about to complete my thoughts. Now let those screaming chickens roar... Forget it all."

"Heh~" After hearing their complaints, Zhuge Qing smiled disdainfully, and let Fu Rong help him put on his unfinished trousers...

Seeing their attitude, Hu Yifei glared furiously: "You all, be more serious! Baby, report the results of this exercise."

"Yes." The melon woman skillfully swallowed the remaining half of the cucumber in one gulp, and then reported her mental calculation data, "This time took 2 minutes and 18 seconds, which is 38 seconds short of the planned time."

Er Zhuang rubbed the cute magical nightcap that someone specially made for her on the top of her head, and said helplessly, "Sister Yifei, we are almost done, and the monk and child are not so good~"

"How can I do that! Can you wait for the baby to wait? As long as it is a few minutes late, the pregnant woman may suffer from hemorrhage, hysterectomy, and baby suffocation...You little girls who have never given birth have no idea of ​​Meijia's current situation. How dangerous!"

(At this time, Chen Meijia's angry snoring came from the next door)
Everyone: (￣ー￣)...

Wang Zhenqiu took two steps forward and spread his hands: "Sister Hu, are we a little too nervous? The big movement just now didn't wake up Sister Chen, so it can be seen that she should be in a good state of mind, and there will be no problems easily.

Not to mention the trauma, not to mention that the possibility of those situations is very low, even if the accidents you mentioned really happened, with our so-called enemy of Hades, Meng Meng, at his side, it is really impossible to ask him to help on the spot Wouldn't it be enough to deliver the baby?What kind of life can really be caused? "

Wang Zhenqiu's analysis was well-founded, and everyone nodded in agreement. However, Zhuge Dali, who had been silent until now, shook his head resolutely and said in a very firm tone:
"No! Meng Lang must not deliver Xiaobu unless it is absolutely necessary!"

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PS: The chapter is updated

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