Nongmen Hot Girl: Matchmaker Pretty

Chapter 78 Smelly shameless

Shen Yao also knew that she would accept it as soon as she saw it. Seeing that the master was so angry, she didn't dare to say any more nasty jokes, so she quickly smiled and shut her mouth tightly.

"How about it, Shuixiang, can your apprentice still pick it up?"

Elder Sister Hua laughed heartily, she looked as if Shen Yao was her apprentice.

The aroma of the water made the nostrils swell, what to pick up!Qiao Shuang couldn't even open her mouth!
But according to the rules, if Qiaoshuang couldn't take it down, Shen Yao had to say one more sentence to win.

Under Ah Yue's eyes about to eat people, Shen Yao didn't dare to talk nonsense anymore, and began to read in a proper manner: "The little chopsticks are long and long, and it is better to raise a son to go to school. The little chopsticks are round and square, and it is better to raise a child." His parents."

Although not as exciting as that dirty joke, but this sentence is also good, Sister Hua and the others applauded again and again.

Ah Yue also narrowed her eyes in satisfaction.

In this slang contest, Shen Yao won with an overwhelming advantage.

However, victory belongs to victory, but some people can't stand thick-skinned people!

Shuixiang winked at Xiaozhu, and Xiaozhu immediately jumped out, screaming at the top of her voice, "No, no, it's not fair! We Qiaoshuang are still unmarried girls, you little Taohua turn the screws one by one. How can she pick up those who are on the battlefield? It's not fair, it's not fair!"

The other fat people also got Shui Xiang's gesture, and kept shouting that it was unfair.

Shen Yao snorted disdainfully, she has seen shameless people before, but she has never seen such shameless people!

Sister Hua put her hips on her hips and began to scold: "You Qiaoshuang have never been married, so it's as if our little Taohua has been married before!"

Shen Yao touched her nose embarrassingly, she was indeed married, but the man's life was short.

Ah Yue also turned her face away guiltily, and didn't speak.

Fortunately, the strangeness of the master and apprentice was not seen by others.

Xiaozhu snorted softly: "Who knows if that ugly girl is married, it's not because of what you said!"

Elder Sister Hua laughed angrily: "Then what about you Qiaoshuang? Didn't Shuixiang say that she was her daughter-in-law? Who knows if there is an advance..."

"You, don't talk nonsense!"

Before Sister Hua could finish speaking, Qiaoshuang, who had been silent all this time, suddenly raised her pale face and spoke loudly, making Sister Hua a little stunned.

At this time, Shui Xiang finally spoke: "Okay, let's not mention the unfairness of the competition just now. But our competition is not over yet, being a matchmaker is not a test of words, and in the end it depends on who can say we are married. Ah Yue, dont you agree?"

Ah Yue squinted her eyes, although she didn't know what Shui Xiang's plan was, but it was definitely not a good thing.

Seeing that she was silent for a long time, Shui Xiang became angry: "Why, you dare not admit it anymore? Aren't you always known as the number one matchmaker in Heman Town? Could it be that the apprentices you teach cannot see others?"

You can't see people, your whole family can't see people!
Shen Yao cursed silently and tugged at Ah Yue's sleeves, no matter what kind of fart Shui Xiang was holding back, they could only bear it.

Not for Shen Yao, but for Ah Yue's reputation.If there are bad words about Ah Yue, Ah Yue won't be able to accept business from big families in the future.

Ah Yue naturally understands this too, but she doesn't want to transfer the grievances between her and Shui Xiang to her apprentice, which is unfair to Shen Yao.

But before Ah Yue could speak, Shen Yao was the first to respond: "Don't you just want to compete again? Just say it if you want to, and you are still so hesitant. Could it be that you are afraid of losing to me again?"

"Fart! I don't know how to write when I'm afraid!" Shui Xiang slapped the table and said, "Ah Yue, how about we have a competition whose apprentice will get married first?"

A matchmaker naturally depends on who has the ability to negotiate a marriage, but why do I always feel that Shui Xiang's words are not quite right.

Ah Yue has been in this circle for many years, so naturally she won't fall into her trap, so she didn't agree immediately: "Hmph, I don't care, but what if I meet another shameless person who insists that it's unfair?" manage?"

This shameless person is naturally from Shui Xiang's side.

Shui Xiang was also angry: "I've said what happened before, so I won't mention it again! Just say you agree or disagree!"

"you!"

"agree!"

Shen Yao grabbed Ah Yue's arm, raised her eyebrows first and said: "Isn't it just a marriage? What's so rare! But, as a master, can someone help?"

"Of course I can help. If you don't want to help, just follow what you two little girls say? I still have to take care of my reputation!"

Shui Xiang snorted, obviously very disdainful of Shen Yao's self-confidence in her ability.

Sister Hua also laughed disdainfully: "Yo! You said it was a competition between two young apprentices, but to put it bluntly, this is not a competition between you two old fellows! If you want to compete with Ah Yue, just say it straight, and beat around the bush, Shui Xiang , I haven't seen you for a few days, and your skin has thickened a lot!"

Haha, Ling girl and the others laughed out loud.

Shui Xiang's face turned red and then turned white, and her eyes flickered fiercely. It was obvious that Sister Hua had spoken to her heart.

However, now that Shui Xiang has made it clear, Shen Yao and Ah Yue are not worried anymore. In front of so many people, are they afraid that Shui Xiang and the others will go back on their word?
The next step is the details of the competition, Shui Xiang said: "I think you have heard of something, there are two young ladies from the Cheng family and the Yang family in our town who are going to get married, so let's take the two young ladies to the competition."

Shen Yao didn't know much about the situation in the town, and she didn't know about Miss Cheng and Miss Yang at all, but Ah Yue knew about it, and her face immediately changed when she heard these two names.

Sister Hua also restrained her smiling face: "These two young ladies are in completely different situations. How do you compare them? Why don't you pick the easiest one? That would be too unfair!"

Shui Xiang hooked her lips: "We are the fairest people, we don't bother to take advantage of you!"

Sister Hua curled her lips and snorted disdainfully.

Shui Xiang said: "It's still a lottery, who can catch who depends on luck, how about it?"

In this way, it seems to be quite fair.

Sister Hua and Xiao Zhu cast lots together to prevent anyone from cheating.

When it was time to draw lots, Qiaoshuang's hands trembled a little, and she didn't dare to stretch out her hand after thinking for a long time.The first place she caught before made her terrified.

Shui Xiang grabbed the apprentice's arm: "We were the first to catch it when we were comparing slang, now it's up to you to catch it."

Shen Yao didn't care about who was caught first and who was caught last, the probability was half and half, there was no such thing as unfair.

"Isn't it just a note? See how scared you are, I'll grab it first!"

Shen Yao walked over righteously, picked one at random with the chubby hand, opened it, and there was a word "Cheng" lying on it.

"Miss Cheng? It's broken!"

Sister Hua let out a loud cry, with a look of lovelessness on her face.

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