Nongmen Hot Girl: Matchmaker Pretty

Chapter 77
Since it is learning and applying it, it is natural to learn it first.

"Master, tell me a few words first and let me listen. I don't know what this is yet!"

As soon as Shen Yao said this, the women on Shuixiang's side burst into laughter.

How dare this ugly girl dare to come to the competition even if she doesn't know the slang for getting married!

Among them, Xiaozhu laughed the loudest: "Everyone says to hug Buddha's feet temporarily, I say ugly, you can't hug now, you can hug your master's stinky feet! Haha!"

Shen Yao glanced at her leisurely: "How do you know that my master's feet are smelly? Could it be that you hugged him before?"

Gah!
Xiaozhu's laughter suddenly stuck in her throat.

However, Shen Yao hasn't finished running: "Hmph, even if my master's feet are smelly, they are more fragrant than your mouth!"

Eldest sister Hua Ling and girl patted Shen Yao's shoulder appreciatively, their eyes were full of the comfort that children can teach.

Ah Yue, on the other hand, looked embarrassed and clarified loudly with her hips crossed: "My mother's feet don't stink, they don't stink!"

But after the trouble, Ah Yue immediately told Shen Yao a few ready-made slang words, such as "the bride and groom, like a pair of mandarin ducks, give birth to a precious son early, and the house is full of children and grandchildren", and "there is a bamboo plant at the door, and the wind blows." Huh, huh, celebrate a happy event this year, and cry next year." In short, they are all sentences related to getting married.

Shen Yao figured out the key point after only listening to a few sentences, rolled her eyes, and whispered something in Ah Yue's ear.

Ah Yue was startled, a little speechless, a little surprised, but finally nodded.

Shui Xiang and the others kept staring at this side, just to be wary of Ah Yue temporarily imparting a few slang words to Shen Yao, but seeing that they were not behind everyone's back when they spoke, they didn't say anything.

The competition begins, and lots are drawn to decide who will speak the first sentence.

The first one obviously has a disadvantage, so a temporary rule was added, no matter who fails to continue, the other person must say one more sentence to win.

Shen Yao was lucky this time, the lottery with "one" was drawn away by Qiaoshuang.

Shui Xiang's face was not gloomy, and her voice of eating melon seeds was much louder.

Qiaoshuang didn't dare to look at her master's face, so she could only stand there awkwardly, and said word by word: "I am number one, so let me say one first. Well, the bridegroom is new, every piece is new, he has a precious son, Zhong Hanlin .”

"it is good!"

"it is good!"

As soon as Qiao Shuang finished speaking, the fat women behind Shui Xiang applauded loudly.

Shui Xiang's face was even more smug, and the melon seeds were vomited all over the sky.

Sister Hua and Girl Ling are not to be outdone, isn't there applause?They happened to be facing each other, and one by one they sighed and booed, it was very lively.

Shen Yao laughed, she didn't know that being a matchmaker was such a fun thing, her chubby face was flushed, and she was even more excited.

"Come on, it's my turn! Watch my little Peach Blossom show off her might!"

Shen Yao stepped on the stool and couldn't stop shaking.

She looked at the melon seeds on the table, and suddenly thought of sunflowers, she slammed the table and shouted: "Yes!"

After such a shot, everyone who applauded and booed closed their mouths, only to hear her chanting while playing the rhythm: "A plate is full of flowers and flowers, and there are sunflowers in it. Everyone come and grab it, and I will give birth to a fat baby next year." !"

"it is good!"

"it is good!"

This time, Sister Hua and Girl Ling applauded, while Xiao Zhu booed.

Ah Yue's heart was finally at ease, and she looked at Shen Yao with admiration, saying that she confiscated the wrong apprentice.

Qiaoshuang pursed the corners of her lips, and read another sentence: "It's raining in the sky and the ground is flowing, and the husband and wife love each other until they grow old."

Shen Yao grabbed a handful of melon seeds, and while eating melon seeds, she read: "The mouth on the top meets the mouth, the legs on the bottom touch the legs, and the screws in the middle, look beautiful!"

"nice!"

Sister Hua took the lead in answering loudly, and everyone burst into laughter.

But Ah Yue spit at her apprentice: "You damn girl, you haven't gotten married yet, so you don't know how to be ashamed!"

Shen Yao giggled, grabbed the melon seeds and shouted at Ah Yue: "What's wrong, Master, am I wrong? Why don't you feel ashamed?"

Ah Yue became even more angry, she almost stood up and beat the girl on the head.

The atmosphere in the teahouse was inflated by Shen Yao's vulgar slang, and even Shui Xiang had a few fat women with bright eyes, who couldn't help but keep these slang words in their hearts for emergencies.

Qiao Shuang's head was lowered. Although she was the prospective daughter-in-law of Shui Xiang, she was still an unmarried girl, and she immediately blushed when she heard these words.

When she spoke again, her voice was also a little weaker: "The new bed is square and placed in the center, wishing the new couple happiness and auspiciousness."

This time, before Xiao Zhu took the lead in shouting, Elder Sister Hua over there shouted first: "I said Shui Xiang, you apprentice is not authentic, our little Taohua's sentences are all long sentences! Where is your apprentice?" You want to send us away with just a few words, that’s not okay, isn’t this bullying us?”

"That's right, you guys are cheating and playing tricks!" Ling girl immediately agreed with her fists, her saliva was about to spit out.

Shen Yao's mind is spinning quickly. She used to hear a lot when she was a sales lady, but she has already figured out the routines of these slang words in such a short time. She has long since ignored the competition. Slip.

But Qiaoshuang can't do it. She learned the Four Books and Five Classics from Miss Master before. Where did she come into contact with these slang words?
Those few simple sentences are barely figured out, if she wants to look good again, it will really embarrass her.

"Qiao Shuang! Tell them how good-looking they are!"

Shui Xiang's face was gloomy, she didn't even knock the melon seeds, her thick lips were tightly pressed together, looking very scary.

Of course, this horror is only what Qiaoshuang, Xiaozhu and others think.

In the eyes of Shen Yao and the others, she looks ugly and funny, very funny.

Qiao Shuang was startled by Shui Xiang, and after thinking for a long time, she finally added two sentences: "The wine glass and wine glass are round, the bride and groom are reunited, the husband and wife grow old together, and the master's family is safe."

Alas!
The level of these two sentences is obviously not as good as the previous ones. Sister Hua, Girl Ling and the others all booed in unison.

Shen Yao had already thought of many useful sentences in her stomach, but she discovered one of Qiaoshuang's weaknesses, that is thin skinned.

Turning her eyeballs, Shen Yao gave a wicked smile: "Small and exquisite, it made the bridegroom feel tough, and he never slept soundly, and went to the battlefield in the middle of the night."

Ha ha ha ha.

More roaring laughter erupted in the teahouse.

Qiaoshuang's cheeks were flushed, and after a long time you couldn't utter a single word.

Ah Yue, who was drinking tea, almost sprayed the tea in her mouth onto Sister Hua's face, if it wasn't for Sister Hua and Girl Ling who were dragging her together, she would have stepped forward and tore the mouth of this bastard girl full of nonsense. .

　I don't understand, I don't understand, I don't understand the meaning of those words in Shen Yao's mouth~
　　I am a pure and good baby, la la la~
　　
　
(End of this chapter)