I am a female photographer

Chapter 2
"gentlemen?"

I froze for a moment, but it was the first time Grandma used this set of rhetoric, "Grandma, do you mean... I will be like you? Can tell fortunes?"

"Better than me!"

The grandma gestured with her hands, "Remember! Sir, high school is divided into low school and low school. If you want to be the master among the gentlemen, you must belong to the four spirits. The quickest to gain the Tao, born with yin and yang, responds to every call, the second class needs to be sharpened, once you gain power, you are invincible!!"

I was dizzy when the grandma said, "Grandma, what time am I waiting?"

"Waiting is calamity. Each gentleman's calamity is different. However, the ones with the most wisdom roots and the most good luck after success are the four spirits!"

The grandma had a serious expression on her face, "Since ancient times, Qinglong, the capital, has taken the lead, and is in charge of the seven constellations in the east, with a gentle temperament. Then there is the white tiger, who is in charge of the seven constellations in the west, and is the leader of all beasts. After that, he is in charge of Qisu in the south, shaped like a golden pheasant, with a noble and pure nature, he will not drink anything except morning dew, eat only young bamboo, and never live in anything other than a thousand-year-old sycamore tree!
It looks like a phoenix, but it is more noble than a phoenix. Seeing the world is peaceful, its influence is comparable to that of a dragon! "

Grandma breathed a sigh of relief, "But because of its attribute of fire, the red color is taboo against wooden Taoist temples, so Suzaku can only appear invisible. Among these buildings, only the walls are not afraid of fire. Therefore, the red bird we know finally appeared on the walls of Taoist temples...

Based on this, Suzaku's temperament is really contradictory. It is noble, simple, hidden, but blazing like fire. According to legend, every time it dies, a fire will ignite around its body, and then it will be reborn in the fire, and it will gain more power than before. The powerful vitality is called Nirvana. "

"Grandma, wait!"

I was confused, "I am... Suzaku among the four spirits?"

Let's have fun!
Grandma made it up again to appease me, although it is a set.

"Do you think?!"

The eldest grandma looked serious, "My 'Phoenix Saying' is definitely not just nonsense, Jingwei, you are Suzaku, Firebird! Do you understand!!"

"..."

I do not understand!

Noble, simple, hidden, blazing like fire?

These have nothing to do with my personality, I am lively and cheerful, more funny than funny...

Cough~!

But at that time, I quickly made a calculation in my heart...

If we learn from grandma, will we not have to go back to that strange home in Harbin?

That's right!

"Grandma, I want to be a husband!"

Without hesitation, I immediately said to Grandma, "I want to learn from you!!"

This reason is too good!
"Are you sure?" The grandma narrowed her eyes, shining brightly.

"Yes, sure!"

I was a little panicked, and I waved my hands to show my confidence, "Grandma, I have followed you out to see things as long as I can remember! Everything...is amazing! Since you have said that I am a Suzaku, then Of course I want to learn to be a teacher, and I have to be...a big...sir! Physician! Magician! Don't worry, I will definitely not delay my study, so, in the future, I can help you...that... ...going out to see something, right... huh~"

Before I finished speaking, Yin'er scared me back from the big grandma's unfathomable eyes——

"You are dishonest."

The grandma said with a serious face, "Jingwei, entering the profession is no child's play. There are so many pitfalls along the way, it's unimaginable. For fortune-telling with gold points, one must have a sharp mouth and steel teeth to fight against evildoers and evil spirits. How can you act recklessly and carelessly? Then you will step on the road to hell, and there will be no way back."

"Grandma..."

I paused for a few seconds, and met her eyes seriously, "I really want to learn."

truth!

When I was young, I followed my grandma to various towns. Every home I went to was treated like a VIP. None of them dared to talk about my six fingers, and no one dared to say that I was deformed. Son, everyone compliments me for being pretty and clever...

Why do people who are not related to me praise me, please me, and care about me?

Isn't it because I have a highly respected grandma?

I often think, if I also have the skills of my grandma... people, will they respect and love me so much?

"Grandma, you said that our family has a lot of fairies, miscellaneous... not everyone can come to your job, so I didn't dare to talk to you about these ideas before..."

I glanced at the hut next door to the grandma. That room was specially used for worship, and it was full of tablets.

The reason why the eldest grandma is called Heixian Pozi is because of the word "immortal", which means that she will invite immortals, but the only thing she invites are loose immortals from outside the five elements.

There are many half-immortals in the north, which can be regarded as local characteristics, and everyone who has heard of it is familiar with it. Of course, there are more half-immortals, and there are also many liars. The ability of the great gods is really uneven.

Since I was a child, I followed my grandma to see things around, and I know a little bit about it. The fairies of the five elements are the well-known fox yellow, white willow gray, fox, yellow skin, snake, hedgehog, and mouse five fairy families. It also has the most disciples.

The fairies of the outer five elements are more complicated, commonly known as Sanxian'er, and there are animals and plants. There are toads, clam fairy's, rabbits, long-eared fairy's, pheasant, Fengxian's, and tigers on the grandma's hall. Fairy, Wolf Fairy, Turtle Fairy, Fish Fairy, and Crane Fairy are a total of eight fairy families.

It is not easy for animals to attain the Dao, and it is more difficult for the outer five elements to achieve success than the inner five elements.

The eight tablets on the grandma's hall are all from the five elements. I remember that when I was eight years old, there were only five tablets, and the extra three were brought back by my grandma after going out to watch things for others over the years.

Grandma said that these fairy families haven't found any predestined disciples yet, and they will be our family's guardian immortals when they come to her. They will help Grandma when she is in need, and what she has to do is respect.

On the first and fifteenth day of the lunar new year, you must clean your hands, burn incense, and deliver offerings.

If you find a predestined disciple for the fairy family in the future, it is best to be able to stand alone. If you can't find it, the grandma will keep enshrining it. If she leaves, the children and descendants will also pass on the offerings. rule.

However, not everyone can do the job of serving the Xian family, especially the Xian Tang where there are many miscellaneous fairies. This person not only has to be able to invite Xian'er himself, but also has to help the great god who wants to go out to arrange a hall.

In terms of ranks, grandma is more sassy than ordinary gods. To put it bluntly, she is the one who guides the gods, commonly known as the "leader god".

There are quite a few people who invite a fairy to go back and say that they can go out. As a result, some of them have been very strong in the past two years, and they have just become famous, and they are getting more and more uncertain.

What's more, when they come up, they just talk nonsense and cheat people's money. This kind of person may not have any immortals at all, and they are purely using the name of a semi-immortal like grandma to be a shit-stirring stick.

Grandma said that there are more and more disciples coming out these years. Anyone who dares to say that they have a fairy fate, who knows what kind of thing they will invite back, you must not listen to Xianer about this thing, they are not human, only half human It is easy to brag if you can speak in Taoism, but if you have a bad mind, it is easy to be taken down, and you will be grinded to be crazy and foolish in the end.

All of these have to be seen and tried by the master in charge, not only the ability of the old fairy, but also the wisdom of the disciples. There is a set of formal procedures to follow.

The old fairy who really has soldiers and horses has a big temper, so he can be invited back casually?

The water is deep!
Not everyone can do the work of Grandma, she must not only gain the trust of the immortals, but also have the ability to suppress them.

I knew these ways, so I didn't dare to say that I wanted to imitate Xian'er.

If I hadn't heard from my grandma that I was born with four spirits, even if I had small thoughts, I would have to hide them, because I was afraid that I would not have the ability to be immortal.

"Jingwei, do you really think so?"

The eldest grandma's tone was a little softer, "Didn't you lie to me?"

"No."

I replied seriously, "Grandma, I don't want to go back to my home in Harbin, but I really want to learn my skills..."

"Ah~"

The grandma sighed softly and patted my head, "If you want to enter Taoism, you really can't go back to your home in Harbin. Jingwei, you can think about it. If you take this step, you can't help yourself."

(End of this chapter)