happy apocalypse

Chapter 32
We gave Hanhan a pill in space.When he had a stomachache, he dug a hole in the ground and squatted on it to finish pooping, just like a puppy, filling the hole with his feet.We were dumbfounded seeing his series of actions, who taught this!
Han Han said that he saw a child doing this on TV, and the reporter uncle felt very puzzled by this behavior, so he went to ask the reason.The child said that papa is fertilizer and should not be wasted. His father told him, "Fat and water don't flow into other people's fields", so he took his papa to his own field.Han Han thinks that if there is no wrong method on TV, it must be right, and that's how he learned it.

What kind of TV show is this? Couldn’t this reporter solemnly say that this kind of behavior is not advisable at the end? What kind of behavior does this teach the child? Jiang Zhi hurriedly explained to Hanhan that this kind of behavior is wrong of.

Hanhan asked us, "Father, is papa waste?"

"Yes." Jiang Zhi said with certainty.

"Then is this our land?" Han Han pointed to the black land.

"~Yes." Jiang Zhi replied with the corners of his mouth twitching.

"That's right." Han Han clapped his hands after speaking, I think he is ready to continue digging.

Jiang Zhi dragged me away who was watching the excitement speechlessly, probably he was aggrieved by his son and wanted to find comfort in me.

We haven't watched the game of digging pits to pull poop anymore.Instead, he went to the wooden building.

After a lingering turn, Jiang Zhi hugged me contentedly.

"Old Jiang, the weather is getting hotter every day now, and in the future there will always be power outages in city D to save water for citizens. Do you think the elderly and children in our family can take it physically?" I lay in Jiang Zhi's arms, and I was worried The problem.

Jiang Zhi didn't answer my question, just stroked my long hair one by one.

"You said that we have space and know that the end times are coming. Now we have the ability to help our relatives when they are suffering. But I dare not. I'm afraid. What do you say, Old Jiang?" I didn't say what I was afraid of, I know that Jiang Zhi understands what I'm talking about, people's hearts are too complicated.

"Only you can give yourself the answer to this matter. Do whatever you think, I will support you, but your safety must be the first." Jiang Zhi stroked my hair, as if giving me a smooth hair.

"I just asked you because I didn't know what to do. Hanhan's grandparents are fine. They only have us and Hanhan in their hearts, and everything they do is centered on us. Even if they know about space, it won't matter. .

But my parents, they not only have me as a daughter, if they know that I have space, will they let me help the eldest sister and the second sister?

In fact, if it’s just like this, I don’t need them to tell me, I will do it, they are my own sisters, I can’t watch them suffer and I can enjoy myself.

But they still have their relatives, like the second aunt of the second brother-in-law. This time because the second aunt Wang took a fancy to our vegetable shop, the second brother-in-law and I opened our mouths and wanted to leave the vegetable shop. I just want to sell it, and my second brother-in-law still hurts my heart.If the second brother-in-law knows that I have space, and other relatives of the second brother-in-law look at our house in the future and ask me for something, you say I will give it or not.If there is a first time, there will be a second time. If I give it the first time, my second brother-in-law will be grateful to me. If I don’t give it the second time, he will blame me.

So after much deliberation, I found that it was wrong to do anything, and I really didn't know what to do. "I said distressedly.

"Actually, I think you should have a good talk with the second sister about the matter of the second aunt Wang last time, and let her understand that if their family wants to live a better life in the future, they can't indulge the second aunt Wang like this. The second brother-in-law is so spoiled by his second aunt. , They will be annoying in the future. Regardless of whether there is anything about the vegetable store, as a relative, you should remind her.

As for whether to tell them about space, I don't think it's necessary.Telling only increases your chances of being in danger.If you want to help a loved one, there are other ways to do it. "Jiang Zhi gave me a rational analysis.

We still haven't discussed a solution today, because Hanhan called us outside.

"Mom and Dad, where are you, come quickly." Hanhan shouted from the yard outside.

"Put on your clothes quickly." I hurriedly grabbed the clothes and put them on, "Hanhan, mom and dad are on the second floor." I yelled towards the window.

Then I heard the footsteps of Hanhan Teng Teng Teng.

"Mom, what are you doing? Why are you wearing daddy's clothes, and why isn't daddy wearing clothes?" Hanhan came in and saw us and asked a question.

I looked at the clothes on my body, embarrassing, how to answer this!Jiang Zhi didn't say anything, just smiled and watched me answer.

"I see, are you going to give me a little sister?" Uncle Hanhan looked at us as if he knew the truth.

I was angry, who taught this, I looked at Jiang Zhi sternly.

Jiang Zhi replied "It's not me" with his eyes.

"Son, how do you know?" Jiang Zhi asked his son in a good mood.

"Tiantian has already told me that her mother and father are always like you, rolling around on the bed without clothes, saying that they want a little brother for Tiantian. Mom, can I just have a little sister instead of a little brother? "Hanhan asked me carefully.

I just thought that the parents of this Tiantian child were too careless, what did this teach the child.

Seeing that I didn't speak, Han Han thought it was impossible, so she said, "It's really not possible, let's be my little brother."

Jiang Zhi heard my son's words, put his arms around me and laughed, and said, "Daughter-in-law, Hanhan wants a little sister, we have to keep working hard."

I said angrily, "Go away."

"Mom, Papa has really become fertilizer." Hanhan finally remembered at this moment why he was looking for his parents.

"Oh, how did you know." I was about to clean up Jiang Zhi, so I asked Hanhan not too concerned.

"I just wanted to see how my poop turned into waste, so I dug up the hole I buried with a small stick, but my mother's poop is gone. Does it mean that they have become fertilizer?" Hanhan's thirst for knowledge was very high. Strongly ask me.

Did I fail too much in educating my son? My son now digs a hole if he wants to poop, and then bury it with his feet. After a while, he can dig it out again with a stick.What kind of child is this.

"Really, there is another matter. Your discovery is too important. Let's go and have a look." Jiang Zhi put on his clothes, led his son and ran downstairs.

Looking at such an incongruous pair of father and son, I finally knew who Hanhan was following.

After Hanhan washes his tendons and cuts his marrow, he can practice cultivation. We need to choose a suitable exercise for Hanhan.In the study, Jiang Zhi sat on the chair, and I sat on Jiang Zhi's lap.Pick the right book together.

"This book is not good, it's too difficult, my son is so young, he must not be able to read it."

"This book is not good, it's too simple, and it's not very good in the end. It's the same as not practicing, so why practice it?"

"This book is not good. It's too useless. It won't be useful at all in the last days. My son will definitely not like it."

……

I have chosen a lot, but I don't think it is suitable for my son to practice.In the end, it was Jiang Zhi who chose Han Han, which was a book called "Qinglong Jue".This exercise is relatively simple in the early stage of cultivation, but its effect is not great, it is to strengthen the body.In the later stage of practice, you can fly to the sky, escape from the ground, and call the wind and rain. Haha, it is a bit exaggerated, but it is really powerful in the later stage.Although we don't have big ambitions, we don't know when the end times will end. We all hope that our son can protect himself in the end times.In the last days, you can also live a chic and open-minded life.

It took Hanhan 5 days in the space to finish washing the tendons and cutting the marrow. It is estimated that he is younger and has relatively fewer impurities in his body, so he is faster than us.

I found a storage ring with a space of about 1000 square meters in the space and gave it to Hanhan, and taught him how to use it.Put a lot of things that he can use into the ring for him, first put a bunch of food and drink, Hanhan specially asked me to put more ice cream for him, and also put two self-defense highlight flashlights and high voltage After teaching him how to use the electric baton, he explained that the security level of the ring is the same as the space.

My son was so happy, he said he was going to put all his treasures in the ring.

Starting tonight, Han Han officially embarked on the road of cultivating immortality.

(End of this chapter)