Notes on hitting ghosts

Chapter 87

I grabbed Sun Dehou, thinking that this kid is really a rascal.

"Sun Dehou, be more honest, don't use your foolish theories to fool Yue Yaowei." After I finished speaking, I quietly whispered into his ear, and said in a low voice: "You boy, don't forget the relationship between you two." You probably don’t know about the huge disparity in identities? This girl has a background in the underworld, and now there are people from the underworld chasing her.”

When Sun Dehou heard this, he was indeed much more honest.

In order not to disturb Yue Yaowei's rest, I called everyone out.

"Okay, you boy." At this moment, Sun Dehou was still very excited, as if he had successfully stolen someone: "You are awesome, I still regard this Yue Yaowei as the goddess in my heart, I didn't expect you two to come together first. Living together. You teach buddies, how Diaosi counterattacked the goddess, can I pay the tuition?"

"Become your sister." I glared at Sun Dehou: "You are a dormitory head and a student cadre. A student cadre must have the consciousness of a student cadre. You have been perverted all day long, and you are worthy of the school's trust in you. ?"

"Trust me." Sun Dehou said impatiently: "Don't tell me those useless things, tell me quickly, how did you meet this Yue Yaowei?"

"We've known each other since we learned how to drive together." I said, "Actually, we're just ordinary friends, because Yue Yaowei encountered a little trouble, and I happened to be good at it, so I solved it by the way."

"Damn it, then this Yue Yaowei is too good at repaying his kindness, so he promised it with his body..."

"Your sister, you can't be so lewd, you deserve to be dumped by sister Mei."

"Tch, let's just say that this is Chen Meijuan's loss. A rare and good man like me didn't realize it. I will marry a scumbag in the future. Hmph!"

Seeing Sun Dehou so confident, I was quite speechless.

"You look like you can counterattack a goddess, let alone me, huh, when I also counterattack the goddess, buddy, I will definitely bring the goddess to Chen Meijuan to have a good time, I want to see what Chen Meijuan regrets What a beautiful expression, haha."

I was really helpless, thinking to myself that Sun Dehou still needs to be shameless?

We drank too much at night, and we just fell asleep cuddling at the door.Nothing happened overnight.

Early in the morning, I heard the screams of slaughtering pigs, and the screams of Yue Yaowei.I jumped up in shock, thinking that something had happened.

When I saw Yue Yaowei open the door, and the fat man who was leaning on the door fell to the ground like a dead pig, I was speechless for a moment.

What kind of trouble is this fat man going to do? I think this will bring me closer to the goddess, right?

The fatty grunted and panted heavily, got up from the ground, and greeted Yue Yaowei with a smile: "Ms. Yue, hello, I am Liu Baisui's friend, we will be friends from now on, you can call me Fatty."

As he spoke, he stretched out his fat 'elbow'.

This fat man, this is the rhythm of getting rich, I hurriedly pulled the fat man up: "It's okay, fat man, Miss Yue was injured a little last night, and her body is a little weak, so don't bother her."

The fat man said impatiently: "Hmph, you are too selfish!"

Yue Yaowei burst out laughing, that smile was beautiful, although it was still a little weak, but it gave people a kind of sickly beauty, weak and weak, just like the sickly Lin Daiyu.

"Birds of a feather really flock together. I can tell at a glance that you are friends of Liu Baisui."

You see what this said, what is bird of a feather flock together, girl, if you can't talk, don't talk, I feel very uncomfortable when I said it.I just thought that I was different from them, that after I counterattacked the goddess, I would be rich and handsome.

Under Sun Dehou's strong request, it was rare for this grandson to be generous and treat us to a meal.Of course, the main purpose is not to invite us, but to invite Yue Yaowei.Those of us hanging silk are just stained with the glory of the goddess.

After eating and drinking, Yue Yaowei declined Sun Dehou's invitation to dance disco mainly because he was weak.I thought to myself, how could such a girl who likes to laugh quietly like to like that kind of strenuous exercise?
After we separated, the three of us went back to the guard room, but not long after we got back, someone knocked on the door again. Lu Yixing opened the door and saw that it was Dashuai Zhang.

Dashuai Zhang looked at us with tears in his eyes, and said, Brother Liu, Master Xingxing, I also helped you with your help, are you going to fulfill your promise to summon the soul of my grandma and let me meet my grandma?

Lu Yixing scolded: Hire your grandma.

The marshal immediately said gratefully: "Thank you two masters." After saying that, he walked in with a photo in his hand.

Lu Yixing was helpless: "How come you are two years older than me, this kind of soul-calling is not done during the day."

Lu Yixing was stunned for a moment: "Then...Master Xingxing, shall I come again at night?"

Lu Yixing nodded: "Well, come back tonight. By the way, I will make a list for you, and you will prepare the materials for the soul call."

Dashuai Zhang immediately burst into tears of gratitude: "Thank you, Master Xingxing, thank you, Master Xingxing."

After finishing speaking, Lu Yixing drew a few pictures in a frantic manner, which amused me a lot. I wondered if your sister was preparing dinner for you, or preparing materials for summoning souls.

The commander-in-chief was also dumbfounded, and looked at the paper inexplicably: "Master Xingxing, what is this?"

"Roast chicken." Lu Yixing said.

"Spirits still need roast chicken?"

"Nonsense, I don't know that chicken is positive, is it the food that is most often used to entertain the dead?"

Dashuai Zhang nodded: "Then what is this?"

"Dog meat, sauce-flavored dog meat." Lu Yixing said.

"Is this also useful?" Dashuai Zhang asked in surprise.

"I don't know if black dog blood is the most effective for fighting zombies? This dog meat is also very effective against some dirty things. Your grandma will inevitably meet some lonely ghosts on the way here. I want to take your grandma with you. When the time comes, your grandma will open her mouth." Spitting out a mouthful of sauced dog meat can drive those dirty things away."

Zhang Dashuai was thoughtful: "This is Xiaomi, I know its use. Is this white wine?"

"Yes, yes, children can be taught, Baijiu."

"Oh, then this is..."

Garlic and vinegar.

Lu Yixing said: "The sauced dog meat is eaten with garlic and vinegar. It tastes extraordinary. I like it the most."

After finishing speaking, I suddenly realized that I had made a mistake, and hurriedly changed my words: "I am a middle-aged and elderly idol, and my taste must be almost the same as your grandma's. Since I like it, your grandma must like it too."

Zhang Dashuai went to prepare materials in a daze.After the other party left, I looked at Lu Yixing inexplicably: "Lu Zi, do you really know how to summon souls?"

Lu Yixing shook his head: "Where can I go? My master didn't teach me."

"Then you just..."

"It's so easy to meet a fool, who is he cheating if you don't say anything?"

"I'll go, Lu Zi, you're not authentic, why are you explaining to Marshal Zhang at night?"

"It's easy." Lu Yixing said: "I'll dance a section of the Great God for you at night, and you just pretend to be possessed by his grandma's soul, won't it be over?"

your grandma!
I scolded, this is too cheating.

Lu Yixing smiled and said, "Why don't you dance the Great God and let me pretend to be possessed? Can you dance the Great God?"

I will meet you, uncle, this silly boy clearly planned it long ago.

Then Lu Yixing and I discussed how to deal with the evil baby next.

Then at this time, I suddenly remembered a ghost story I heard an adult tell when I was a child.

It is about our place near our place, somewhere at the junction of Shandong, Henan and Hebei. The time was in the late Qing Dynasty. The daughter of a landlord’s family was ruined by the family’s butcher. The landlord was furious and killed the butcher. The pig knife was stabbed a few times, killed him, and then threw it into a random graveyard, where wild dogs bit him.

Later, the girl's belly became bigger and bigger, and the landlord found out that the girl was pregnant.The daughter became pregnant before leaving the pavilion, which was definitely a scandal at the time!The more the landlord thought about it, the more angry he became, and finally he simply found a doctor, prescribed abortion pills, and directly aborted the child who was a few months old in his stomach.

After the abortion, the landlord threw the underdeveloped child into a mass grave, along with the butcher's body.

In the next few years, they gradually forgot about the children and the butcher. The daughter of the landlord’s family also married a local scholar. Life could have been said to be peaceful and beautiful, but soon the lady of the landlord’s family became pregnant again. up.

But who would have thought that since the lady of the landlord's family became pregnant, she would have nightmares every night. In the dream, the butcher and the aborted child would seek her for their lives every night.

This made the daughter of the landlord's family realize that she was in big trouble, so Dang even told the landlord about it.The landlord was also puzzled. He had heard that the child who was aborted had a strong evil spirit. Could it be that the child has become a spirit?

So the landlord found two priests and went to the place where the corpse had been thrown before.

When everyone saw the place where the butcher and the children abandoned their corpses, they were all stunned...

(End of this chapter)