Notes on hitting ghosts

Chapter 77
The old lady was very complacent at first, thinking that I was about to indulge in it.

But this old lady probably doesn't have much IQ, I've been holding my mother's breath all the time, you're awesome, let me see how awesome you are.

The old lady looked at me for a while, probably seeing that I didn't respond, and continued to blow another breath.

Your sister treats me like an idiot, and she brags one after another. I am so annoyed that I immediately slapped the old lady on the head: "Wipe your sister, you dare to move my brother and my woman, hurry up!" roll!"

Because I had already held a Zhong Kui down-the-mountain talisman in my palm, so it was easy to hit this old lady.

The old woman let out a short scream, then fell to the ground.

I looked on the ground, hey, this old lady has turned into a small paper doll, her two blush is very obvious, the corners of her mouth are turned up, and she is smiling at me.

I spit, and in order to give myself a boost, I stepped on the old lady's head and stared at the remaining paper figurines: "If you are sensible, get out of here. I am a Lou Guan Dao number 70 is the seventh-generation authentic heir, the closed disciple of Yin Xi, the patriarch of Lou Guan Dao, whoever touches my brother to snatch my woman will be punished!"

As he said that, he also took out the money sword, the ghost exorcism talisman, and the Qiankun bottle. In short, he sacrificed all the treasures in his body. I don't believe that these things can't be deterred.

The group of paper figurines glanced at me, probably feeling scared. Two of them floated lightly to the old paper old lady, picked her up and carried her away.

Then, the square dance team disappeared, and Lu Yixing and Yue Yaowei also fell to the ground, twitched slightly, and then became silent.

I quickly ran up and pinched the two of them vigorously, and they finally woke up. When Lu Yixing saw me, he asked in puzzlement, "Where are people, why are they gone? The dance skills have not been fully demonstrated yet."

"You're still showing a fart." I cursed: "You are dancing with your life."

A sneeze.

At this time, Yue Yaowei also woke up, sneezed vigorously, rubbed his nose, and looked at me with a puzzled expression: "Just now... what happened? It's so late, why are there still people dancing in the square?"

I smiled and patted Yue Yaowei's shoulder: "It's okay, those old ladies just had a convulsion."

"What's the wind in the middle of the night?" Yue Yaowei said inexplicably.

"Hehe, don't worry about this, these old ladies are getting more neurotic than the other." I said with a smile.

Yue Yaowei obviously believed my words, and nodded: "Why are my eyes so sore?"

"You must have stayed up all night."

"I've never had the habit of staying up late." Yue Yaowei stood up after speaking, and she realized that she was lying on the ground: "Why am I lying on the ground?"

"You forgot, we were bumping into each other just now, and you took away my first kiss." Lu Yixing said scramblingly, looking like a little daughter-in-law.

"Ah?" Yue Yaowei was stunned, and then looked at Lu Yixing with a sad face. I could see that Yue Yaowei was obviously restraining his urge to vomit forcibly.

"Okay, let's go back to the room quickly, it's not safe here." I said to Yue Yaowei, and helped her up at the same time.

With my support, Yue Yaowei could barely stand up, it seems that those ghost babies sucked a lot of blood from Yue Yaowei.

With trembling hands, Yue Yaowei used the key to open the door of the room, but as soon as he opened the door, Yue Yaowei screamed instantly, then rolled his eyes, and passed out directly.

"Hey, Yue Yaowei, are you okay?" I immediately asked with concern.

At the same time, I wondered, what did Yue Yaowei see that frightened her so much.

When I saw the scene in the room, I was also a little creepy, because a full room was filled with paper figurines, colorful and colorful, all wearing square dance costumes, giving people a feeling of saying no. Feeling weird.

I'll go, what's the situation with your sister?Those old ladies couldn't enjoy dancing outside, so they chased Lu Yixing home to dance?
Could it be that the dude just pretended to be aggressive, but it wasn't enough to deter these old ladies?I felt uneasy for a while, I pretended to be big enough just now, I don't know if I still have the confidence just now.

"Hmph, I'm the seventh generation of Louguan Dao No. 70... Uh, what are you guys doing?"

Before I could finish speaking, these paper figurines knelt down for me, looking at me with teary eyes.

This is the first time I've seen tears in the eyes of paper people, as much as possible.

This is just like a shadow play.

"Capable man, please save us, please!" The old lady who was slapped by me just now was kneeling at the end of the line, and the one who spoke now was an old man, He is also one of the few paper old men.

"What do you mean?" Since they call them capable people, some style is still necessary, I try my best to pretend to be capable people, and look at them with an inscrutable look.

"Wuuuu, please save our master, let us hurry up and reincarnate!" The paper old man cried even harder, and the old ladies behind him also cried one after another.

The wailing sounds made me get goosebumps all over my body, the atmosphere is really scary, think about it, a bunch of paper figurines kowtow to you one after another, crying so loudly The liver and intestines are broken.

Lu Yixing was not much better than me, his brows were furrowed, and he looked at me with a disgusted expression: "Did you bring them home?"

This bastard, I cursed secretly in my heart.

If it weren't for you dancing with these paper old ladies and causing me to pretend to be godlike, would these old ladies know that we are Mr. Yin Yang?If you don't know that we are Mr. Yin Yang, how could you chase after us?
"Okay, okay, you go, we don't have time to help you. We have something to do now." I really don't want to help this group of paper figurines, after all, just one evil baby makes me dizzy.

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..." The group of paper figurines cried even harder, as if their own father had died. anger.

"Okay, don't cry." Lu Yixing was also hurt by their crying, and scolded: "What the hell is your master? How about I go to the paper shop and paste a paper doll for you."

After Lu Yixing said this, the old man in the lead hurriedly said: "No, no, our master is a child's soul, and now it has been taken away by the people of the Black Hand Sect. I hope you can help us and get our The master is rescued."

I frowned, vaguely feeling that this child might have something to do with Sha Ying.

Since the two haunted places are so close together, and both are children, I think it makes sense that there is a connection.

"People from the black hand sect? I don't know anyone from the black hand sect. How can I help you save the master?"

"Our master is now trapped in a corpse gathering place. As long as you break the corpse gathering place, you can naturally rescue our master."

Let me go, is this a rescue sent by God?
I can't even think whether I helped them or they helped me.

Since they also belong to the category of yin spirits, they naturally have some special 'supernatural powers', so asking them to help will definitely get twice the result with half the effort.

Of course, I'm not stupid enough to let them know that we are also dealing with this zombie bureau, so that they will think that we are dealing with the corpse bureau entirely for them, and they will do our best.

What I'm most worried about now is that Lu Yixing will slip up, so I want to stop Lu Yixing from talking.

But I underestimated Lu Yixing's mouth. Before I could stop him, Lu Yixing spoke first: "Ah, corpse gathering bureau? I'm sorry, this corpse gathering bureau is too powerful. Two rookies can't handle the Corpse Bureau, you should leave quickly. We really can't help you, this sacrifice is too great."

As he spoke, he even secretly winked at me, the meaning was already obvious.

I couldn't laugh or cry immediately, I really didn't see it, this kid Lu Yixing still has some brains, he knows what to say at critical moments.

(End of this chapter)