Notes on hitting ghosts

Chapter 76 The Paper Man in the Square
Lu Yixing thought for a while, then said: "You will say later that your condom was left on the car..."

I go.I don't have that thick skin and guts.

"Why is this cheeky? The pockets of the trousers are too small, and the money case was not installed in the end. What's so shameful about leaving the money case on the car?"

I didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "Your sister, that's called a wallet."

"It's different. People in Henan say it's money sets, or condoms for short."

This trick really worked, I called the coach, and it was easy to get Yue Yaowei's call, and then I hurriedly called.

"Hi, hello, you are..."

"Before Yue Yaowei finished speaking, I said in a hurried tone first: "Yue Yaowei, where are you now. "

Yue Yaowei said: "I'm in the hotel now, what's the problem?"

"Well, tell me which hotel it is, and I'll go find you now, and I have something important to tell you."

"In Rujia Hotel, this hotel on the way forward."

"Okay, I see, you try to stay in a place with a lot of people now, and I'll go there right away!"

"A place with a lot of people? Ah, it can't be...Okay, I'll go now, I'll hang up first."

It seems that Yue Yaowei also guessed some of my meaning, obviously knowing that there are dirty things following her.

Lu Yixing and I took the No. 11 bus and rushed to this Rujia Hotel with the money sword rolled up.

But what puzzled me was that Yue Yaowei was standing alone on the square not far from the hotel, looking at the center of the square with burning eyes.

I froze for a moment, thinking to myself that I asked Yue Yaowei to go to a crowded place, why was he staying alone in this empty square.

Just as I was about to run up, Lu Yixing was immediately happy: "Hey, I didn't expect this, there are people dancing in the square here, I'll go."

"Dancing in the square?" I frowned, and took a hard look at the square again. It was empty, how could there be half a ghost... Oh my god, could it be that I encountered a ghost again?

Lu Yixing opened his yin and yang eyes, so of course he could see some dirty things in the square.And Yue Yaowei had just run into a ghost, and his yang energy was very weak, so it was reasonable to see some dirty things.

At this moment, a gust of cold wind was blowing, which made me shiver a few times. Looking at the square again, it was actually dust rising abnormally. It was obvious that there were traces of someone thumping on it, and there were even a few white dust. The plastic bags floating around in mid-air, the scene is very frightening!

At this moment, Yue Yaowei seemed to be in a state of obsession, staring at the center of the square in bewilderment, the whole person was addicted to it.

It seems that she has been fascinated by ghosts, and she must be rescued from this state as soon as possible, otherwise Yue Yaowei's mind may be greatly affected.

"Come on, when I was in my hometown in rural Henan, I danced this kind of square ballroom dance with a dozen or so old women every night. Let's go and dance together." As he said, Lu Yixing dragged me to go up.

I grabbed Lu Yixing and said dumbfoundingly: "Boy, are you really stupid or fake? What you see are ghosts, and I can't see anything."

"What?" Lu Yixing was stunned for a moment, then he rubbed his eyes vigorously, and then looked carefully, and just after taking a look, he couldn't help shivering all over his body, and said in a crying voice: "Oh Damn, it really is a ghost."

"How did you know?"

"I closed the yin and yang eyes, can't you see this?" Lu Yixing said, then quickly took out the body art playing cards and looked at them vigorously.

Seeing the special way of opening the yin and yang eyes of this bastard, I really couldn't laugh or cry, I was not idle, I hurriedly took out the eye opening talisman, and opened my eyes in a hurry.

As soon as I opened my eyes, I was stunned for an instant. I saw that the scene was colorful, and they were all grandpas and aunts in performance costumes, jumping up and down in the square, dancing beautifully, and their movements were uniform. If you don’t look carefully , I really can't see that these uncles and aunts are ghosts.

I said to Lu Yixing: "Yue Yaowei is obsessed with ghosts, we can't drag her over forcefully, otherwise it may affect the mind."

Lu Yixing looked at me: "Then what should we do?"

"Let's reason with these uncles and aunts! Let them stop fascinated by Yue Yaowei, do you think it's okay?" I asked.

Lu Yixing thought for a while, then nodded: "Well, yes, I think your method is good, then you go and reason with them, and I will go over there to relieve Yue Yaowei."

"I'm familiar with Yue Yaowei, and it's almost as if I've unlocked her heart. You should go and talk to those old ladies."

Neither of us could argue with the other, just when we were arguing fiercely, at some point, an aunt from the square dance team ran over and looked at us with a smile on his face.

I was stunned for a moment, and looked at the aunt tremblingly: "Auntie, you dance so beautifully."

The aunt smiled and nodded, then glanced at Lu Yixing again: "Young man, does aunt dance well?"

Unexpectedly, Lu Yixing's mouth was sweeter than mine: "Sister, do you accept apprentices? The one I admire most in my life is the big sister who can dance in the square."

"Really, little brother?" The old lady's smiling face was all wrinkled together. When I looked at it carefully, I suddenly shivered with fright.

The old lady's wrinkles were actually made of paper. Although they were realistic, they could still be clearly seen with such a smile!
I looked carefully at the clothes on his body again, and I was even more sure that the old lady was made of paper. I immediately confirmed the origin of this group of old ladies, it must be paper figurines.

What is the most afraid of the paper doll?
Of course it's a fire, if these old ladies don't know how to flatter them later, I'll set them on fire and let them see that I'm not easy to mess with.

"I like the young man who is interested in square dancing the most. Young man, come and dance with us." As she said that, the old lady grabbed Lu Yixing's hand and quickly blended into the paper crowd.

I didn't expect that Lu Yixing really has a lot of research on square dancing. He had a great time dancing with those old ladies, and he was able to keep up with the shooting.

Lu Yixing jumped more and more happily, and interacted with the old lady from time to time.And I was also attracted by this scene, watched it with great interest, got carried away, and even forgot the purpose of our coming here.

"Why are these three Erbi standing there stupidly, holding 2B pencils." Just as I was staring at the crowd in a daze, a woman's voice suddenly came.

"Don't worry about these three guys, let's go in quickly, I'm almost suffocated."

"it is good."

I was awakened by the voices of the young couple, and only then realized that I had fallen into an obsession unconsciously just now. Regarding the mistake just now, I repeatedly patted my chest and took a long breath.

It was too dangerous to be almost bewitched by these old ladies just now.

Looking at Lu Yixing again, this guy is dancing more and more excitedly now, the whole person is dancing, I can't tell whether this is a square dance or a two-person dance.

Let me go, this Lu Yixing is going to be exhausted to death.

I was just about to run up to rescue Lu Yixing, but suddenly I felt sore eyelids, and then I realized that since I was addicted to it, I have never blinked. The sore feeling is really uncomfortable.

I just stared at it for a while, and it became so sour. If it was Yue Yaowei, I would go and watch it with my eyes wide open all night. Wouldn't my eyelids be sore?
But I don't dare to act rashly, the most urgent thing is to get rid of these old ladies first.

I ran up in a hurry and cursed: "You bastard old ladies, hurry up, or don't blame me for being rude to you!"

Those old ladies and old men all stopped dancing and looked at me inexplicably, probably shocked that I was able to wake up from my addiction?

"Hehe, this young man is not simple." The old lady who was pulling Lu Yixing to dance just now said with a smile, "Come on, let me see how powerful this young man is."

Then, the old lady came up to me, puffed up her cheeks and blew on me.

No matter how illiterate and ignorant I am, I still know that the paper old lady is blowing on me to confuse me.

I immediately closed my mouth without hesitation and stopped breathing.

Don't you just brag about how powerful you are, then I want to see how powerful you are?
(End of this chapter)