Notes on hitting ghosts

Chapter 68

Talking about ghosts in the middle of the night is the easiest to provoke little ghosts, because those little ghosts will be particularly interested in people who mention ghosts in the middle of the night.

I remember hearing a story when I was a child. It was said that there was an old man from the grandparents in our village. He liked to tell ghost stories to people when he was free in summer evenings, such as red embroidered shoes, green corpses and so on. There is no ghost that he does not know.

This old man has become famous in our village, and people give him a nickname, Ghost Daquan, which means that he knows a lot about ghosts, and he is a living encyclopedia of ghosts.

On this day, the Ghost Daquan went outside again telling ghost stories all day long. When the story reached eleven o'clock in the evening, the friends went to bed, and the Ghost Daquan went back with a bench on his shoulders.

One of them, Zhang Xianbin, left the bench at Gui Daquan's house when he left. He was worried that his father would scold him when he got home, so he took the courage to go to Gui Daquan's house alone to get the small bench.

The door of Gui Daquan's house was still open, Zhang Xianbin sneaked in and was about to take the small bench away.

But what Zhang Xianbin didn't expect was that when he walked into the small courtyard, Gui Daquan was still sitting on the bed, patiently telling ghost stories, but this time Gui Daquan was telling the story with his eyes closed, his body motionless, Just talking.

This scene was really indescribably weird. Zhang Xianbin was taken aback. Zhang Xianbin hurriedly shouted: "Ghost Daquan, what are you doing? Are you sleepwalking?"

That ghost Daquan ignored Zhang Xianbin and continued talking.

Zhang Xianbin was frightened by the atmosphere, and ran away holding his small bench.

After I went back, the more I thought about it, the more something was wrong, I thought that this ghost book might be the one who provoked the upper body of the ghost, right?This ghost Daquan gets along with this group of children on weekdays, so the children are quite worried about Ghost Daquan.He contacted the rest of the children, and brought them to Ghost Daquan's house, wanting to see what kind of ghosts Ghost Daquan was up to.

Zhang Xianbin took the lead and shook the Ghost Daquan, trying to wake up the ghost Daquan who was telling a story.

But that ghost Daquan didn't know what was going on, he just closed his eyes and didn't open them, and moved after shaking, but he didn't stop talking for a while.

Zhang Xianbin and his friends were stunned. They heard that using willow branches can wake up sleepwalkers, so they found willow branches and beat Gui Daquan twice.

Unexpectedly, such a slap really worked. Gui Daquan sat up abruptly, then looked at Zhang Xianbin with bared teeth and claws, and said, "Get out, don't delay my wife from telling me stories."

What Gui Daquan said was the voice of a girl!

And this voice is familiar to them, it is the wife of Gui Daquan who just died not long ago.

Zhang Xianbin let out a scream, and then ran away.

The next day, when Zhang Xianbin told Ghost Daquan what happened last night, that Ghost Daquan was so frightened that he trembled all over and even peed his pants.Gui Daquan was afraid that he would be haunted by his wife's ghost again tonight, so he went to a great dancer in a neighboring village and asked him to show him.

The great dancer did nothing but said to Ghost Daquan: "Don't tell ghost stories all the time at night. Your wife's ghost is a new ghost. He is especially interested in ghosts. You tell ghosts every night. Then Why are ghosts willing to leave? Don’t tell ghost stories anymore.”

Ghost Daquan repeatedly agreed, and he would not dare to talk about ghosts in the middle of the night.Sure enough, this ghost Daquan has never been harassed by ghosts again.

The book is back to normal.

When Lu Yixing heard that I had run into a ghost again, he immediately became excited: "What the hell is this time?"

Your uncle, I found that this Lu Yixing seems to be interested in everything, whether it's girls, or eating meat and drinking, even hitting ghosts can arouse his strong interest.

I glared at Lu Yixing: "It's a ghost baby."

"Ghost baby?" Lu Yixing couldn't help shivering: "Did you kid make a girl's stomach big before, so that girl had a miscarriage?"

"Your sister." I glared at Lu Yixing: "I'm serious, why do you think I provoked this dirty thing, I haven't been evil these days."

"Then how did you find out that you had fallen into evil?" Lu Yixing asked.

"As soon as I got home today, the little mouse saw the ghost baby on my back." I said.

"It seems that you only provoked that ghost baby today. If you provoked it yesterday, the little mouse should be able to see it too." Lu Yixing analyzed.

I nodded, yes, what Lu Yixing said makes sense.

It seems that Lu Yixing's IQ is only low in some aspects, at least he is quite reasonable in the matter of slaying demons and demons.

"Then did you provoke someone today?" Lu Yixing looked at me and asked.

"Anyone offended? No, I'm going to learn my driver's license today." I said.

"Ah, by the way, the goddess you counterattacked." Lu Yixing suddenly slapped his forehead and said in surprise.

"You mean Yue Yaowei? What's the matter, do you think she has a problem?" I looked at Lu Yixing and asked.

Lu Yixing frowned: "Is her family an upstart in a coal mine?"

I was a little puzzled: "How do you know?"

"So rich, but not a bit educated, isn't that a nouveau riche who opened a coal mine? He also named it Yue Yaowei. Is this a woman's name?" Lu Yixing said angrily: "A good goddess is ruined like this. gone."

"Fuck your sister, don't talk so much nonsense, let me ask you, do you think there is something wrong with Yue Yaowei?" I asked.

"How do I know, but you'd better pay attention, because today you are getting close to this goddess, so it's better to be careful." Lu Yixing said.

I nodded: "Success, but you can help me pay attention tomorrow. As the saying goes, those who are in the dark can see clearly. You can see more clearly from the outside to see who is abnormal."

"It's done, don't worry." Lu Yixing said, "Peeping, I'm the best at it."

I felt pain in my egg instantly, this Lu Yixing is really real.

On the way back, I was absent-minded all the time, thinking how could it be possible?How could such a golden lady like Yue Yaowei be an evil person?Impossible, I must have made a mistake.

What's going on, let's talk about it tomorrow when I practice the car, as long as I do anything to me, Lu Yixing will definitely find out.

After all, Lu Yixing, a hermaphrodite, has a pair of yin and yang eyes. Lu Yixing can see some tricks that we can't see.Besides, this guy has such a powerful means of peeping.

At the same time, I was still quite puzzled. When you say that the hermaphrodite is peeping, is he peeping at a man or a woman?It's really confusing.

I lay on the bed tossing and turning, unable to sleep, until the cock crowed, and finally fell asleep in a daze. I felt that I didn't have much time to fall asleep, and my mother woke me up: "Hurry up!" Get up, have breakfast, and go to test your driver's license."

I got up from the bed depressed, and the first thing I did was to look at the little mouse. Unexpectedly, the little mouse was masturbating against the wall at the moment. After I found it, the mouse suddenly trembled with fright. one time.

I laughed and said, little mouse, your sister is in heat early in the morning.

The little mouse glared at me, and then wrote four words on the ground, "None of your business".

Damn, this little mouse is getting fatter and fatter, it doesn't even care about me anymore.

But this is not a problem for my buddy, I smiled and said: "Hey, that big cat comes here quickly, there is a little mouse here."

"Stupid." The little mouse wrote two more words.

I was speechless, thinking that this little mouse has a pretty high IQ, knowing that cats can't understand human language.

I said, "Be careful, kid, there is a cat in my house, don't really eat you."

After finishing speaking, I hurried to have breakfast.

Breakfast is quite rich, a plate of hot and sour cabbage, a plate of boiled cabbage, a plate of fried cabbage, and a plate of cabbage soup.

After a few simple bites, he hurried to the driving school. After arriving at the driving school, Lu Yixing had already had breakfast at the door.

One yuan for deep-fried dough sticks and fifty cents for hot and sour soup, the small life is quite nourishing.

I asked curiously: "Lu Zi, didn't you already buy pig's head with sauce for your salary yesterday? Where did you get the money?"

"After I came back last night, I took on two more part-time jobs." Lu Yixing said, "I made a little more money."

I thought to myself that Lu Yixing is a hardworking and capable guy. He drank a lot yesterday, so I went back to sleep.

"What's your part-time job at night, isn't it a part-time duck?" I asked with a smile.

(End of this chapter)