Notes on hitting ghosts

Chapter 67
I asked: "Little mouse, have you seen the appearance of the ghost baby? Please draw the appearance of the ghost baby for me."

The little mouse nodded again and again, then drew a skeleton on the ground, and then kept beating the skeleton with its hands.

I looked at the skeleton and thought, isn't this just an ordinary human-headed skeleton?Is it as simple as a ghost?

It's not scary at all.

But after the little mouse drew a few hairs on the head, the thing suddenly became terrifying.Looking at the head of this little skull, my heart felt trembling for a while. The hair on this skull was so terrifying that it instantly increased several times.

I looked at the little mouse tremblingly: "Do you know where this thing came from? Why is it so scary?"

The little mouse shook its head, then burrowed back into its nest, trembling.

I think this is abnormal, and I have to consult Lu Yixing.

Except for Lu Yixing who knows a little bit about this, no one else knows this.

When I found Lu Yixing, he was queuing up at the vegetable market to receive his salary. When he found me, he immediately greeted me and said with a smile, "Tumor, come here, I made money today, treat you to dinner. "

There are too many people and I can't ask, so I can only say: "Get your salary quickly, and I have something important to discuss with you after receiving your salary."

Lu Yixing's face became serious in an instant, and he said in a crying voice, "What? Could it be that Auntie's illness has gotten worse?"

After finishing speaking, Lu Yixing ran out of the queue, walked to the desk where the wages were paid, and said with snot and tears: "Uncle, can you pay my salary first? My life-saving Qian, if you go a little later, I'm afraid Auntie will... Woohoo, leader, please."

The leader also heard our conversation just now, so he didn't doubt Lu Yixing, nodded, and settled Lu Yixing's salary first.

Lu Yixing hurried up and said with a smile, "Let's go."

I glared at Lu Yixing angrily: "Next time you make fun of my family, I'll beat you into a pig's head!"

"Hey, pork head meat, yes, let's eat pork head meat in sauce today." After saying that, he dragged me away.

I couldn't laugh or cry, wondering if this thing heard what I said.

This is a sauce-flavored delicatessen. Lu Yixing must have been staring at it for several days, so he ran in with me and ordered a few bottles of beer and a whole pig's head in sauce.

Forget it, exactly one hundred and five yuan.

Lu Yixing took out 100 yuan, and borrowed another 100 yuan from me: "Hey, I made this [-] yuan after working all day, and I haven't warmed up yet."

Reluctantly handing over 100 yuan to the shopkeeper, Lu Yixing began to eat meat and drink heavily.

This sauce-flavored pig's head tastes really good. Lu Yixing and I each drank four or five bottles of beer, and we haven't finished eating one pig's head.While eating, Lu Yixing suddenly started to cry.

I looked at Lu Yixing inexplicably: "What's wrong, you are crying."

Lu Yixing wiped away his tears: "Tumor, do you think I'm so cheap? I worked hard all day, but I completely defeated me in the last hour."

I comforted: "It's okay, money is something outside of the body, you can earn it after you lose it, and what are you working for, not for enjoyment? Aren't you enjoying it right now?"

"I enjoy it, I enjoy it." Lu Yixing was still crying: "Look at what we ate, it's not pork head meat, it's a mixture of my sweat and tears. You know, today My diarrhea, I resisted it several times, you will never understand the feeling. There is also my diarrhea here."

At that time, I really wanted to spit out the pork heads I ate, it was numb, it was so disgusting, it was so disgusting.

"Okay, stop eating, let's go, I have something important to discuss with you." I urged.

Lu Yixing nodded without looking up, and asked for a big plastic bag from the boss, then put the whole pig's head in it, packed it and took it away.

After walking out of the restaurant, by the dim streetlights, I noticed that half of the pig's head in Lu Yixing's plastic bag suddenly became extremely ferocious and terrifying. My sister, if someone who doesn't know this sees it, they will definitely be terrified. Half dead.

I couldn't laugh or cry and stopped Lu Yixing, and said: "Lu Zi, can you wrap this thing in clothes, it will scare passers-by, okay?"

Lu Yixing brought it up and took a look, and was also taken aback: "Fuck, it's really scary enough. Tumor, why don't you take it home, and bring it back to me tomorrow. I guess I'll stay with this pig One night, I woke up in the middle of the night and was scared again."

I scolded: "Get out, throw it away if you are afraid, don't scare people with this thing."

Lu Yixing looked at it and said, "Why don't I finish eating it first, and then throw it away after eating it."

I thought about it, and it's okay to arrive, so I said: "Then hurry up, don't let others find out."

Lu Yixing nodded repeatedly, then squatted under an electric pole, took out the sauced pig's head from the plastic bag, held it and gnawed on it, making rattling noises, which was scary.

After drinking so much beer, I was a little bit panicked, so I found a corner and prepared to pee.

Just when I was enjoying myself, I suddenly heard Lu Yixing cough violently, I hurriedly turned around to look at Lu Yixing, and asked if you are all right.

Lu Yixing pointed to his throat and said, "I...I'm choking, please pat... pat my back."

I nodded repeatedly, and then walked towards Lu Zi while peeing. I was really worried that Lu Zi would be choked.This is my only friend.

But sometimes God's will is so tricky, when I just turned around and walked towards Lu Yixing, I suddenly heard a familiar girl's voice: "You... you are really... the same sex!"

I figured it out right away, isn't this your sister's Wenwen?
Lu Yixing and I looked over quickly, only to find that Wen Wen was staring at us intently, with an angry expression on his face.

After finishing speaking, she ran away with a whoosh, and the girl was still crying.

Both Lu Yixing and I froze in place like zombies, and I finished peeing right now, and the last bit was still peeing on my pant leg.I hurriedly backed up to both sides, and squatted on the ground.

I want to cry, God, why are you tossing us so much?Thinking about it now, at that time we were just like Xiong Daxiong Er on TV, unlucky.

We are the real unlucky bears!

In fact, it’s not to blame for the misunderstanding of humanities. Think about it, I took off my pants and stood next to Lu Yixing, and Lu Yixing was choked, and his expression was called ecstasy, and his mouth was still bulging. Anyone would misunderstand.

I firmly believe that life must be given to the director, otherwise how could such a coincidence happen?
Originally, I thought that with Lu Yixing's personality, he would vent hysterically and then go to Wenwen to explain it clearly, but this time Lu Yixing's behavior was really beyond my expectation.

He just glanced at the direction Wenwen left, and was silent for five or six seconds, then continued to eat the pig's head.

"Lu Zi, what are you doing Lu Zi, are you alright, don't be overwhelmed." Seeing Lu Yixing's voracious appearance, I thought he was overly sad, so I wanted to vent my unhappiness in this way.

Lu Zi swallowed a mouthful of pig's head meat hard, and burped: "Don't stop me, Liu Zi, we brothers, my life is worth it, just let me choke to death. I'm ashamed to live Ah this."

I couldn't laugh or cry, I scolded you bastard, isn't it just a woman, as for you looking for life and death?You are not even as good as a woman, hurry up and stand up for me, I will tell you something important.

Where did Lu Yixing listen? Tears were pouring down, and he gnawed on the pig's head like a hungry wolf.

This buddy has no nerve in his head. If he really wants to choke himself to death, he might succeed. I snatched the pig's head in a hurry and threw it aside for him: "Okay, don't eat it, eat it!" Be careful to turn into a pig's head."

Lu Yixing's eyes were blurred with tears: "Liu Zi, why do you think my fate is so bad, buddy? My master said that I was destined to be a bachelor for the rest of my life. Did I really become a lone star? You My lord, what is my fate?"

I comforted me and said, "It's okay, what is the fate of the lone star of the evil spirit, you are not Ekin Cheng. You see, when I was young, the fortune teller said that I have no brains when I grow up. Now I am different and smart?"

Lu Yixing thought for a while, but felt relieved a lot: "Well, don't tell me, the master said that I was short-hearted when I grew up. Don't you think I am also not short now?"

I looked at Lu Yixing speechlessly, thinking that your master is really effective, and I can see it after spending so much time together.

"By the way, what did you want to tell me just now?" Lu Yixing asked.

"Dude, I've hit a ghost again." I said cautiously.

(End of this chapter)