Notes on hitting ghosts

Chapter 284

Aunt Cuihua raised her head tremblingly, and looked at me begging for help.

I thought to myself what happened to these ghosts of your sister?You don't want to burn money for you, but you are shameless. This is it.

I hurried up and took Aunt Cuihua's note and the lighter, but as soon as the lighter was lit, a strange gust of wind would suddenly blow.

Grandma, there is really a problem, I cursed in my heart, don't worry about it now, the most urgent thing is to burn some paper for these ghosts first.

I quickly took out a fire talisman, and after a beautiful POSS, the talisman paper burned, and I quickly set the paper money on fire.

I just showed my hand, and the people around me began to worship me. It seems that these guys really have never seen the world. It's just the simplest talisman that makes them worship like this.

I wanted to let them know that Lao Tzu once fell in love with Long Gen and changed the fate of China. I don't know if these people will drop their eyeballs in shock.

Originally thought that the situation would be resolved just like that, but at this moment an accident happened suddenly.

I saw one of the strong men who came to help us suddenly screamed, then fell to the ground and rolled hard, shouting loudly: "My stomach, my stomach."

Everyone was terrified, and hurried up to hold down the crazy struggling guy, and asked in a hurried tone: "Er Niu, what's the matter with your stomach, what's the matter with your stomach, tell me quickly."

But Er Niu just yelled loudly and didn't speak at all.

"Erniu has a heart attack. I guess he has a heart attack. Hurry up and send him to the hospital. Da Niu, I will leave this task to you. We will reimburse you for the medical expenses." Da Wang immediately said to a stronger guy next to him. .

Daniel nodded again and again: "Well, okay, I'll go now."

After finishing speaking, Daniu hugged Erniu and ran down the mountain, furiously.

I thought to myself that your sister's heart disease is definitely not a heart attack. Normally, a heart attack would twitch on the spot and make no sound. This doesn't look like a heart attack at all, it's even more epilepsy than epilepsy.

"Master Liu, continue." Dawang said to me.

I took a look at the direction Erniu was leaving. Although I felt weird in my heart, I didn't pay attention to it.After all, although these things are rather weird, I subconsciously regard them as coincidences.

After burning the paper money, I went around the tomb again, and finally placed the radish brought by Er Niu around the tomb, and then said to Er Niu and the others: "Let's dig!"

Everyone started to do it immediately, and I was singing "Nunchuck" on the side.

"Dude, how dare you use "Nunchuck" to fool you, you are my idol!" Lu Yixing gave me a thumbs up from the side.

I immediately broke out in a cold sweat. Damn, I read the nunchuck like this, and this kid can still hear it. I really convinced this kid to death.

I don't know if the Dawang group heard it, but I took a sneak peek and found that there was nothing unusual about them, so I was finally relieved.

I rolled my eyes at Lu Yixing, and whispered: "Stop talking nonsense, you have to cooperate with me later."

Lu Yixing nodded again and again: "You don't have to worry about being discovered. I think if we are discovered, we will be beaten. You said you couldn't chant mantras and asked me to come. I'll be a duo...ah no, my dance master I can recite the words by heart."

I thought about it, and it happened that my mouth was a little dry when I recited the mantra at the moment, so I might as well ask Lu Yixing to recite for me for a while, isn't it said that monks all over the world are very good at recitation.

So I just nodded my head: "Well, please read for me for a while."

Lu Yixing immediately cleared his throat, and after I stopped, he began to read.

Hey, I didn't expect the lyrics of the dance to the great god, it really sounds like that when you read it softly, it's no different from a monk chanting scriptures.

"Sunset on the western mountain! It's dark on the western mountain. Every household has bolted the door. The road is cut off for vehicles, and the small road is cut off for pedestrians. Magpies and swans run to the big trees, house sparrows and Puge run to the eaves, and ten families go to nine The house is locked, only the door of one house is not closed, whipping and beating the drums to invite the gods to come, hey, hey, hey..."

I was amused, thinking that Lu Yixing is really a genius, I can't tell that this is the lyrics of the great dancer.

It was okay at the beginning, but as time went by, the kid's tone of voice became a little rusty, so that when it was time to ask God, he actually started to pause a bit.

I pinched Lu Yixing: "Don't fucking stop, you will be found out if you stop."

Lu Yixing gritted his teeth, and cursed: "This time I invite the Supreme Lord..."

I finally breathed a sigh of relief, this kid can continue to read.

But I am puzzled, it seems that there is no Taishang Laojun in this dance master, right?Because the dance gods basically invite Baojiaxian from the Northeast Five Immortals, I have never heard of Taishang Laojun and this Baojiaxian's part-time job.

But this is not the most outrageous, the most outrageous is the following curse.

"These two invite Jay Chou..."

Jay Chou, your uncle!
I wiped the sweat off my face vigorously, damn it, this is really fatal, Lu Yixing is shameless after all.

Then after inviting Jay Chou, this guy probably ran out of words again, Dang even made up two more sentences: "Hmph haha, use the nunchuck quickly, use the nunchuck quickly."

After inviting Jay Chou, this guy came to a more outrageous one, and invited Yui Hatano and a large group of AV actresses to come.

Fortunately, it didn't take long for Dawang and others to dig up the tomb, revealing the coffin inside, which means that we don't have to be tortured to chant scriptures at last.

I immediately called Lu Yixing to stop.

It could be seen that Lu Yixing was also very uncomfortable. After reading, he let out a long breath and wiped the sweat from his forehead.

An old woman who came here to help hurriedly came up to serve us tea and water, praising our expertise in mantra reciting, which is much more professional than those stinky Taoist priests in the past.

Lu Yixing wiped the sweat from his forehead and said, "It's okay, it's okay, this chanting takes a lot of energy, and my energy almost didn't collapse just now."

"Ah, you have already cultivated the primordial spirit? It's amazing." The old woman repeatedly stretched out her fingers and exclaimed.

And I just smiled lightly, feeling ashamed in my heart!
I took a sip of water, temporarily suppressed my shock, then walked up, looked at the dark wooden coffin, and said, "Come on, get the coffin out."

Dawang, Erwang and others hurriedly used various ropes and wooden sticks, and finally got the heavy wooden coffin out of it.

I threw the radishes that had been placed around the tomb into the burial pit, so that everyone could refill and pave the tomb.

After doing all this, the steps are basically over.I just wanted everyone to carry the coffin away, but suddenly I heard a rumbling sound. When I looked up, I was instantly overwhelmed by the magnificent sight in front of me.

I saw the birds in the forest, as if they had been frightened by some kind of fright, they flew up from the branches rumblingly, and then formed a ball in mid-air, and flew towards the distance.

At the same time, a small gust of wind blew, making everyone feel chilly, and my heart also began to feel chilly. Damn, all this doesn't look normal, is there really something wrong?There can't be so many coincidences.

Da Wang also came up, and said in a low voice: "Master Liu, it's all right. I heard that the birds fly north and must be haunted. Could it be... my mother will die with peace in her eyes?"

"Nonsense." I reprimanded: "You can't say that word here, don't you know? This is a violation of the taboo. Hurry back and find a big rooster and come back quickly."

In fact, I also started to feel apprehensive in my heart. I was really worried that something tricky would happen to the coffin, so I thought it would be better to use chicken blood to suppress the coffin.If something really happens at that time, not only will my reputation be damaged, maybe I will be beaten up.

Without saying a word, Dawang turned around and ran down the mountain.After all, this is related to the big issue of his mother's death in peace, and he dare not take it lightly at all.

Aunt Cuihua was also a little scared, she came up and said in a low voice, "Is... all right?"

I said, "Well, no problem, I'm here."

Aunt Cuihua finally breathed a sigh of relief.

"Hey, what is this?" At this moment, a strong man who was digging a grave said in surprise.

Lu Yixing and Yue Yaowei and I immediately went up to have a look, and my intuition told me that there must be something weird about this tomb, maybe something was really dug out.

"Master, what is this?" A bronze-skinned man asked me to look under his shovel: "Is this human hair?"

(End of this chapter)