Notes on hitting ghosts

Chapter 283 Something is wrong

"How about your sister." I said bluntly, "Where is the archaeological team you mentioned, and how much are you hiding from us?" I said angrily.

"Oh, don't be angry." The old ghost said with a smile: "This is a white lie. Your master, I have always wanted to teach you the skills of moving the grave, but I have been struggling to find a chance for you to practice. This time I finally found With a practice opportunity, how can I give up so easily."

"Okay, stop talking nonsense." I said dumbfounded: "You really think we are three-year-old children, tell me, what exactly do you want us to do?"

The old ghost said: "Actually, their family affairs have nothing to do with this tomb."

I wondered: "Oh, you didn't come to the scene, how do you know that their family's affairs have nothing to do with this tomb?"

"Because this tomb is not a treasure-making tomb at all, nor is it a place of Fengshui. It's just the most ordinary cemetery. Think about it, how can such an ordinary tomb affect the popularity of their family."

I was stunned for a moment, and I admired the old ghost more and more in my heart. This old boy is really amazing. He actually deceived their family of five for such a long time without being discovered.

But I'm still a little puzzled: "No, if you're not a treasure-rich tomb, then why did their family's business improve and they can embark on the road of getting rich today?"

The old ghost said: "This is probably a psychological effect. At that time, anyone who could persist in doing business would be able to get to where it is today."

I nodded thoughtfully: "Well, old ghost, I really have you."

The old ghost smiled: "Okay, don't be wordy, I will tell you the steps of moving the grave next, as long as you follow my steps, nothing will happen."

"What if I don't follow the steps you said?" To be honest, I am quite worried that if I get nervous and ignore a certain step, there will be quite serious consequences.

The old ghost said: "Don't do what I said... I guess there's nothing wrong with it, because it's just the most common tomb. It’s totally superfluous.”

Your sister, you know it's unnecessary and let me come... This is simply an anti-aircraft gun to kill mosquitoes, overqualified.

I didn't continue to babble with the old ghost, the ceremony of moving the grave is about to begin, so let's sharpen our guns first.

It's okay to grind your guns in battle.

The old ghost briefly explained the steps of moving the grave to me, and I remembered it immediately, because I am also a Taoist priest, and I can understand many of the ritual steps as long as the old ghost reminds me a little bit. .

After I remembered it, I hung up the phone and said to Lu Yixing: "Let's go, I have learned."

Lu Yixing was a little surprised: "Such a genius? Don't make any trouble then."

I smiled: "Don't worry, I have [-]% confidence that I can get this done."

My so-called confidence comes from the old ghost's saying "the most common tomb".

Soon, we came to the top of the mountain, and there was another not-so-small cement building on the top of the mountain, which was the tomb of the old lady. At this moment, Dawang was chatting with five shirtless men, bursting into bursts of laughter from time to time. laughter.

And Erwang was staring at the tomb in a daze, it seemed that he was thinking of his old mother again.

I went up and patted Erwang on the shoulder, and said, "Can we move the grave now?"

Erwang immediately stood up and nodded: "Well, it's ok, it's ok. Brother, come over and get busy!"

Dawang gave me a distrustful look, but he didn't say anything. After all, he had already reached this point. If he expressed his distrust of me again, it would only have side effects.

Da Wang came up with someone, looked at me with burning eyes and said, "Have you counted the time yet?"

"Don't worry." I said, "Forget it, it's best to get out of the coffin now. Put up the tent on the coffin first, and don't let the coffin see the light."

Da Wangdang even got busy with the rest of the people and set up a tent above the coffin boards.

After the tent was set up, I walked up with a mahogany sword in my hand, and shouted "Praise!" in a drawn-out tone!
Qizan is a technical term for moving graves. When I shouted that, the group of people immediately became solemn. It seems that they have more trust in me now.

Next, I chanted the lyrics of "Nunchuck" again, walked around the tomb, and used the money sword to simply dispose of some garbage on it.The reason why I want to recite the nunchaku is because the old ghost once specifically told me that no matter what I am busy with, as long as the money sword is in my hand, I must recite the mantra. I don't understand, it looks like the real thing.

At that time, I didn't know many spells in my mind. If I recited them halfway and forgot the second half, wouldn't I be exposed?
So after much deliberation, I can only recite Jay Chou's "Nunchuck" from beginning to end. Anyway, when I first heard this song, my first feeling was chanting.

Anyway, my speaking speed is super fast, so no matter how capable the other party is, they can't tell that this is Jay Chou's nunchuck.

Soon, the weeds and some weed debris were all cleaned up, and I said to Dawang: "Burn money!"

Dawang nodded immediately, then knelt down on the ground with Erwang and Aunt Cuihua, and kowtowed desperately towards the grave, crying and shouting: "I'll be that mother, I'll be that mother!" Ah. Why are you so cruel, you just abandoned us and left on your own."

I thought boredly in my heart, if your mother didn't leave, you wouldn't be able to build a villa now.If Dawang was allowed to choose between his mother and the villa, I guess Dawang would choose the villa.

After burning almost enough time, I was ready to hit the ground running.But at this moment, Lu Yixing suddenly came up, carefully pulled the corner of my clothes, and said in a low voice: "No, then look behind Dawang!"

I glanced behind Dawang, and immediately couldn't help but shivered all over, hey, let alone, Lu Yixing's observation was careful enough, this is indeed a bad situation.

In the open space behind Dawang, there was a mass of black ash floating and spinning, which did not dissipate for a long time. I immediately judged that this was abnormal.

Because if paper money is generally burned, the paper money will be reduced to ashes and directly mixed with the soil.

If the ashes of paper money fly to other places and rotate back and forth, it means that ghosts are being recruited. These may be lonely ghosts, or they may just pass by and rush to reincarnate. These ghosts will come up to grab the paper money when they see it, so those The ashes will show a posture of spinning round and round.

However, the money usually robbed by lonely ghosts is the money of some newly dead ghosts, because these newly dead ghosts don't have much skill, even if the robbed ghosts want to make trouble, they can't beat them.

But if it is a ghost that has been dead for several years or even longer, it will have a certain amount of ghost power. Even if these ghosts want to rob money, they will be driven away, and it is impossible to successfully rob.

It stands to reason that this old lady has been dead for so many years, so there should be no ghosts to steal the money, but why are there still ghosts to steal the money?Could it be... This old lady has not died in the coffin for so many years, but only died in the past few days?

This idea is so absurd, even if I was killed, I would not believe it.

I didn't have time to think too much at the time, but I just felt that there are no absolutes in everything, and it's normal for one or two blind ghosts to rob money, and since the old lady's family is so rich, she should have burnt paper money for her before and was robbed Some don't care either.

But just in case, I still said to Aunt Cuihua: "Aunt Cuihua, you also burn some money in that corner."

Aunt Cuihua nodded repeatedly in agreement, now Aunt Cuihua is very convinced by my words.Aunt Cuihua walked in the direction of my finger.

I think it seems that there are lonely and wild ghosts here, so it is better to burn some paper money for them and send them away, so as to make them happy, so as not to make any mistakes.

But at this time, a strange thing was discovered. Every time the lighter in Aunt Cuihua's hand was lit, a gust of cool wind would suddenly blow out, blowing out the flame of the lighter!
This happened several times in succession, and I could clearly see that Aunt Cuihua's hands were trembling. Although she didn't say that she had encountered a ghost, she could tell that Aunt Cuihua basically believed that there was a ghost around her.

(End of this chapter)