Notes on hitting ghosts

Chapter 263 Zhuang Zhou Dreams of Butterfly, Butterfly Dreams of Zhuang Zhou (3)

After I finish speaking, I will take off my clothes.

I didn't have any sense at the time, so I didn't think much about it. I just cooperated with Che Yanyan and had to take off my clothes.

But at this moment, I suddenly heard a weird creaking sound, and then I looked along the sound, and found that it was a little mouse jumping around in front of me.

Your sister, why is there a mouse in my room?If Che Yanyan finds out that there are mice in my room, it will be a big trouble. At that time, Che Yanyan will definitely think that my room is very dirty.

So I took the sole of my shoe and patted the little mouse without hesitation. Unexpectedly, the little mouse jumped back about half a meter with a whoosh, then lay down on the ground, and then wrote on the ground with its paws: "Your uncle!" silly than."

"Your uncle's idiot?" These two words seem to evoke certain memories in my mind. It seems that in my memory, a friend can only say these two words, but the memory is so vague. I'm not even sure if this is true or not.

"You...why are you standing still, I...I want it, I want it now." Che Yanyan yelled, and at the same time kept rubbing against me.

I'm going to ignore that little mouse and continue with Che Yanyan, after all, this kind of thing is rare in a thousand years.

But something happened beyond my expectation. When I was about to "enter", the little mouse grabbed a cigarette stick with its paws and was about to throw it at me.

Oh, let me go, this little mouse still has this ability?Not only can you write, but you can also use your claws to grab cigarettes?This is definitely beyond my imagination.

I don't care too much right now, if the little mouse hits Che Yanyan with a cigarette stick, our good mood will be ruined, so I didn't hesitate to get rid of Che Yanyan. Climb down and grab the slippers to drive the little mouse away.

The little mouse was frightened by me and ran outside with a whoosh, and I chased after it in a hurry.After I chased him out, I found out that Er Fatty was still playing games and was motionless. I thought to myself that this guy Er Fatty is really awesome. He can sit for such a long time. If he doesn’t become a monk, I feel so sorry for this talent.

But when I looked at the game screen carefully, I realized that Er Fatty was not pressing the game controller at all, but just sat and watched TV. The protagonist of the game on the TV was out of control every time he went out, and was beaten alive by the enemy. die.

Could this kid be asleep?

I thought like this, and then slowly stepped forward...

When I approached, I was instantly frightened out of my wits, my god, what happened to Er Fatty?The features on the face seemed to have melted, pale and white, flat like a piece of skin, as terrifying as it could be.

The fat man seemed to notice that I was paying attention to him, and he couldn't help turning his head to look at me slowly, then opened a gap in his mouth, and raised it up.

This kid is laughing at me.

Fuck you, I screamed and ran back to my bedroom in a hurry, damn it, I hit a ghost, I have to save Che Yanyan.

But when I ran back to the bedroom, I found that Che Yanyan was gone. There was only one big water bag in the bedroom. The big square water bag was covered with a thin layer of skin, and the inside was full of water.

At this moment, the big water bag slowly "grew" two arms, then two legs, and finally the head gradually emerged from the water bag. The naked Che Yanyan appeared in front of me.

Oh my God, I was so frightened that I screamed and turned around to run away.And behind me, the skinless Erpang grinned at me and said, "What are you doing, Liu Baisui."

It's none of your business, me!I slammed Erpang away and ran out in a hurry.

Unexpectedly, as soon as I arrived at the door, I bumped into my father: "Liu Baisui, what are you doing, you are in such a panic."

"Are you a human or a ghost?" I looked at my father in fear.

"What are you talking about?" My father glared at me angrily, "Of course I'm human."

"I don't believe it." I said tremblingly, and walked out in a hurry.But as soon as I walked to the door, my father grabbed my arm: "Why are you crazy in the middle of the night?"

"Why are you back at this time? Didn't you say you won't come back?" I looked at my father with a sneer.

"I have something to do when I come back," my father said.

"Is something wrong, what can you do? I can't believe you unless you ask Che Yanyan to prove that you are human."

"Isn't Che Yanyan in there?"

"How do you know she's inside." I looked at him with a cold smile.

Only then did he realize that he had said the wrong thing, and he hadn't spoken for a long time.

I didn't have time to pay attention to this monster, so I ran out in a hurry, and in my mind, another memory was gradually occupying my mind and breaking into my mind.

I clearly remember that I have already graduated from high school, and Er Fatty has already dropped out of school. I also met Qin Yanxia, ​​Hu Yueqiao, Yue Yaowei and a lot of people, and I also have a good buddy Lu Yixing, and even The soul of that little mouse, Second Uncle Chang, Che Yanyan had already been captured by Wang Qinglong.

In an instant, everything in front of me became false, and I knew I was fascinated by ghosts.

As soon as he went out, he ran into the snake and the old beggar.

The old beggar looked at me with a smile on his face: "You boy, you finally recovered..."

I knew this was my master, the old ghost, and I smiled bitterly at him: "Damn, I almost lived here my whole life."

"That's not bad." The old ghost said with a smile: "At least your little lover is with you, isn't it? Just now your kid's ups and downs are so exciting, show me sometime, master."

"Zhuangzi said: Butterfly dreams of Zhuang Zhou, Zhuang Zhou dreams of butterflies, even us cultivators, alchemists, seeking Penglai, have not been chasing an illusory dream all our lives? Alas! Sometimes in this life, who can tell the real from the fake. "

"Old and unprincipled," I said, "let's go back, damn it, I don't want to stay here."

"If you want to go back, you can, but you have to fight these things first." The old ghost smiled.

Only then did I realize that a lot of water bags had gathered around me at some point. When these water bags got close, they slowly began to change, and finally turned into the appearance of my family, Che Yanyan, Er Pang and others.

"Liu Baisui, why don't you stay with me?" Che Yanyan said, "This is the real world, you can vent all your desires, why bother to go back to that painful world and endure the pain?" What about inhuman pain?"

I looked at them with a sneer on my face: "You bunch of emotionless walking corpses, why teach me? Even if you wear your tongue today, I have to go back."

"Go back? Do you think you'll be able to see Che Yanyan after you go back? Huh, let me tell you, your soul has already passed away. If you return to the human world, you will never see Che Yan in your life." Gorgeous."

"Do you think I will believe you?" I cursed: "You bastard, if you want to fight, I will accompany you." As I said that, the outline of the money sword condensed into shape in my hand.

"Hey, what an idiot!"

'My father' sighed, and then rushed up first, with two big hands about to slap me on the head.His grandma's, dare to hit me on the head, then I will let you taste my strength.

My money sword swung at his arm without hesitation, and as a result, I cut off the guy's arm easily. After the arm was cut off, all the water from the guy's body flowed through the wound. out.

In just one minute, that complete "person" becomes a puddle of water.

Seeing this scene, the rest of the people were also frightened and stupid. They looked at me with a look of panic, probably shocked by my strong fighting power, and I smiled coldly: "What else can you do? Come out, I'm not afraid of you."

Saying that, he raised the money sword and was about to attack again.And those guys glared at me obviously unwillingly: "You boy wait, sooner or later you will regret it."

After finishing speaking, those guys ran away in a hurry.And I walked up to the old ghost and said, "Let's go back."

The old ghost nodded, and then knocked on my forehead, I felt dizzy for a while, and after a few seconds, I felt chills all over my body, a burst of suffocation, and a gust of cold water almost crazily Down my throat.

I hurriedly opened my eyes, and found that there was water all around, and blue fluorescent lights under my feet. I finally figured out the current situation. Damn, didn’t I already fall into the water?

So I struggled desperately, and finally heard the old ghost's voice: "Grab the stick."

So I immediately reached out and grabbed the stick, got out of the water, and lay panting on the shore, feeling very weak all over. The previous tossing almost killed me.

The old ghost looked at me with a smile on his face: "Boy, congratulations on your return. If it weren't for me, you kid would have stayed there for the rest of your life."

(End of this chapter)