Notes on hitting ghosts

Chapter 262 Zhuang Zhou Dreams of Butterfly, Butterfly Dreams of Zhuang Zhou (2)

After school in the evening, when I just got home, I found a little green snake lying on the door. The little green snake kept sticking out its tongue at me. up.

I hurriedly took a brick and threw the little green snake vigorously, but to my surprise, the little green snake lifted its tail and threw the brick I threw aside.

Hey, it's weird, I didn't expect a snake to have such great strength and precision. I froze for a moment, and then planned to scare the snake away with warm water according to the experience of the old man in my hometown.

But what I didn't expect was that just as I was about to get the kettle, the green snake quickly got under the stone roller of my house, and then dragged out a long and old cigarette rod from under the stone roller.

Um?I froze for a moment, and looked at the cigarette rod inexplicably. Why did I suddenly feel that the cigarette rod looked familiar, as if the cigarette rod belonged to me before.

Bah, what am I thinking about, how could this cigarette stick be mine?How old am I?

"Young man, the cigarette stick is yours, I don't remember it." At this moment, I suddenly heard an old voice from behind me. I hurriedly turned around and looked behind me, and found an old beggar standing Behind me, he looked at me with a smile on his face.

I froze for a moment, and looked at the old beggar inexplicably: "Who are you, why do I have this cigarette stick?"

"I'm your master." The old ghost sighed, "You don't remember me, kid."

"Master? What master." I looked at the old beggar dumbfounded: "Don't talk nonsense, if my father misunderstands that I came here blindly, I will be in trouble."

"Hey, actually your father was transformed from a monster." The old beggar said, "Everything around you is transformed from a monster, including your family and everything around you. It's not true, wake up quickly." The old ghost continued.

"Mao." I glared at the old beggar: "Hurry up, or don't blame me for being rude to you."

The old ghost sighed again, and then he was about to take something out of his pocket.

But at this moment, my father opened the door, saw the old beggar, and immediately cursed: "Old bastard, what are you doing here? Didn't I just give you two yuan to buy something to eat? Why are you pestering me again?" My child?"

With that said, he dragged me in.

Sitting on a stool in the house, my father looked at me angrily and said, "The reason I pay for your education is to let you deal with beggars?"

Regarding my father's sternness, I hastily explained: "Father, it was that old beggar who pestered me, and I ignored him."

"What did that old beggar tell you?" my father asked.

"Say you are a monster." I said obediently.

"Fart." My father flew into a rage instantly: "It's really disgusting. I gave him two yuan just now, but he thought it was too little. I didn't expect to come to corrupt me again now. Pooh. How can you treat that guy?" The old beggar said."

I hurriedly said, "Fart."

"Who are you calling farting?" My father glared at me.

"Of course it's the old beggar." I hurriedly explained.

"Well, go to bed quickly, I have to go out to do something at night." Then, my father went out: "By the way, just now your mother sent a message back, saying that she will be staying at her mother's house tonight." Well, you're fine at home."

I hurriedly said, "It's okay, it's okay."

After finishing speaking, my father went out, and I started to plan secretly. Let the fat man play games with me in the first half of the night, and then go to bed in the second half of the night. It happens that tomorrow is Saturday, and I can go to the field with the fat man to break some Corn, grilled corn to eat.

Impressed by my perfect plan, I hurried to find the fat man.

I didn't expect that Fatty's parents were not at home, which made us both very happy. This means that we can play all night today, even if we go to catch loach in the middle of the night.

Fatty borrowed a game card of Shuangzhanlong, and then we two started to play with gusto.After playing for a while, I heard a knock on the door. When I ran to see it, I was instantly excited and excited.

I didn't expect that it was Che Yanyan who came. I looked at the beautiful and impossibly beautiful Che Yanyan a little stupidly. She was hopelessly sexy, and she was only wearing a translucent silk gauze dress. I could see it faintly. The red suspenders on Che Yanyan's chest.

This is simply a live-action version of the uniform temptation. For me at the time, it was a terrible temptation.

When Che Yanyan found out that I was staring at her all the time, she burst out laughing: "What are you looking at, you're so stupid."

I just came back to my senses, and said with an apologetic face: "Hehe, please come in, please come in, I was just a little surprised that you would come."

"It's no surprise." Che Yanyan said with a smile, and walked in at the same time. After seeing the fat man, she smiled and said hello: "Er Fatty, you are here too."

How would you describe Er Fatty at the moment?
It's like a child who has been weaned for two days, and then suddenly starts to eat milk, is he willing to let go of the milk?So at the moment, Er Fatty is almost desperately playing the game, pressing the game handle with crackling noises.

Hearing Che Yanyan's greeting, Er Pang simply turned his head and said, "Well, here we come." After saying that, he continued to play the game.

Che Yanyan said: "You are so messy here, why don't we sit in your room for a while."

"Is this...convenient?" I said a little embarrassedly. In the middle of the night, a lonely man and a widow are in the same room. If I say this, won't my chastity be ruined? "

"I don't say anything as a girl, why are you shy as a boy." Che Yanyan said in a mocking tone.

So I mustered up my courage and said, "Who says I'm shy, let's go."

As I said that, I took Che Yanyan into my bedroom. As soon as I entered the bedroom, Che Yanyan sat on the bed and said with a smile: "Your bed is quite soft."

I said, "Really, my quilt is the best in my house."

"By the way, I heard that you have several pornographic books at home. Is it true?" Che Yanyan said, "I came here to borrow pornographic books."

"What?" My brain was instantly messed up, and I looked at Che Yanyan with an incredulous expression on my face: "You...are you kidding me? I...where can I get...that stuff."

"Okay, don't hide it, I already knew it, it's under the bed."

As she said that, Che Yanyan really bent down, and took out two books with pictures of naked girls on the outside from under the bed: "Boy, what do you say now?"

My face turned red, and I suddenly remembered that in order to avoid my father's pursuit, Er Fatty put some of his books here on purpose.

I hurriedly said, "It's not mine, it's Er Fatty's."

"I don't care whose book it is." Che Yanyan said with a smile, "I'll just read it for a while, okay?"

"Ah, don't read, actually I have a few romance novels here, how about I lend them to you?" I said.

"I like to read this kind of novel." Che Yanyan said with a smile: "Come on, come and read it with me."

"Well... I... I'd better go outside and play games." I said.

"Cut." Che Yanyan said with a smile: "Look at your shyness, you are shy after reading pornographic books, come and read for a while."

As he said that, he ran to me in a hurry, and then spread out the pornographic book in front of me: "Look at this article, the passionate years of my sister next door. It's so well written, the protagonist is like us both."

Gah!
My heart is jumping out, what's going on with your sister?Is Che Yanyan confessing her love?This is a bit too explicit.what does she mean?Are you ready to spend the night with me?
I was so frightened that I looked at Che Yanyan with a panicked expression.

Che Yanyan said: "What are you looking at? Do you like me? Do you like my body? My body is yours tonight. Don't worry, it's safe now."

As she said that, Che Yanyan hugged me and kissed me on the cheek.

Just like this, my last bit of willpower was completely broken in an instant. At that time, I felt like I had been fed ten catties of Red Bull. I hugged Che Yanyan, and then the two of us fell down uncontrollably. Rolling back and forth on the ground, rolling back and forth, he just ignored Er Fatty.

I don't know how long it took, but I found that Che Yanyan was completely naked. She is so delicate and pitiful, she is coveted. She said out of breath, "Quick...don't be dazed, I... …I can not wait anymore."

(End of this chapter)