Notes on hitting ghosts

Chapter 129 Ghost Bedroom

Aunt Sun immediately fell to her knees in fear and fear, and looked at Lu Yixing with a terrified expression.

Lu Yixing said coldly: "What grievances do those who kneel have? Let me tell you quickly, the Great Immortal is only passing by here, and there is still work after passing the mountain pass."

Aunt Sun nodded again and again, and then told Lu Yixing about Sun Wen's bizarre death and the eyeballs that were found under the ground.

Lu Yixing nodded thoughtfully: "Daxian is a little thirsty when passing by, and needs a big cart of Tianshui..."

I'm going, it's time to ask for money.Aunt Sun probably didn't understand what Lu Yixing meant, so she was taken aback for a moment.Originally, I didn't want to fool Aunt Sun, but that boy Lu Yixing kept staring at me, so I had no choice but to cooperate with Lu Yixing: "Daxian'er is thirsty and wants to drink heavenly water, did you prepare in advance?"

Aunt Sun shook her head again and again: "What is Tianshui?"

"It's water falling from the sky, snow or rain is fine." I said to Aunt Sun.

Aunt Sun shook her head harder than a rattle: "You...you didn't say it beforehand, and I didn't prepare for the rain."

I said: "Da Xian'er, it's not raining, I'll give you some money, you can hold on for a while, and then you can quench your thirst when you get down there, okay?"

Although we haven't skipped the Great God before, we still have the most basic ability to adapt to changing situations, so Dang even thought of a way to ask for money.

"It doesn't matter whether it rains or not. It depends on the heartfelt offering of the master. Five thousand and six thousand is not too much, and four thousand and three thousand is not too little." Lu Yixing sang.

After Lu Yixing said that, Aunt Sun didn't dare to talk nonsense, she took out 6000 yuan without hesitation, and handed it to me: "Ask Daxian, is this enough money?"

I glanced at it and nodded: "Should be enough, Da Xian'er is just a passing Xian'er, six thousand is enough for wine money."

After that, he stuffed the 6000 yuan into Lu Yixing's pocket.Nalu Yixing was elated, and Dang even started to talk about it.

"This is caused by the Bodhisattva of the Pregnant Woman. The deceased must have provoked the pregnant woman. As a result, after the death of the pregnant woman, the hatred remained in her heart, and her resentment and hostility did not subside. In addition, someone deliberately placed part of her body in the toilet. The Bodhisattva of the Pregnant Woman came to make trouble. within reason."

When Aunt Sun heard about the Bodhisattva of the Pregnant Woman, she was also frightened. Although she didn't know what the Bodhisattva of the Pregnant Woman was, hearing the name was enough to shock people.

Aunt Sun asked in fear: "Please help me, Daxian, what should I do to drive out the pregnant meat Bodhisattva?"

"The body is burned in the wild, and after it is reduced to ashes, the curse will disappear."

Lu Yixing looked serious.

Aunt Sun wanted to ask something else, but Lu Yixing continued to sing: "It's raining in the east and slippery in the west. The old fairy is going to find someone."

After finishing speaking, Lu Yixing's body trembled like an electric shock, and then Lu Yixing suddenly let out a scream, then opened his eyes with effort, and looked at Aunt Sun with a dazed expression: "Just now... It was Hu Qiye who was invited just now, an old fox on the top of Mount Tai to the west of you, I think Qiye has explained it clearly to you? If you don’t understand anything, you can ask me.”

Aunt Sun still said a little uneasy: "Are you sure we are really safe?"

Lu Yixing nodded: "Well, it's safe, there will be no more problems."

Aunt Sun breathed a sigh of relief: "Well, then I have to thank Daxian'er for doing the trick. Master Lu, I am really sorry for your inconvenience."

"It's okay." Lu Yixing said with a weak expression: "This is what we defenders of the Tao should do. Don't be polite, Mrs. Sun. Two fellow Taoists, let's go."

Aunt Sun said: "Why don't you leave after dinner."

But Lu Yixing was worried about the 6000 yuan in his pocket, so he waved his hands again and again, and left in a hurry.

After walking far away, Lu Yixing finally stopped and said out of breath, "I'm paralyzed, I almost revealed my secrets just now."

I was puzzled: "Isn't the dance very good, why did it almost reveal itself?"

"You didn't see it." Lu Yixing said.

"See what?" I asked inexplicably.

"When I was dancing the Great God just now, the room was full of ghosts!" Lu Yixing said: "It's very crowded, everyone is fucking watching the fun."

Let me go, it turns out that Lu Yixing opened his yin and yang eyes inadvertently, so he can see the little ghost naturally.

Someone asked if Lu Yixing's way of opening his eyes wasn't a joke?Why did he inadvertently open the yin and yang eyes in it?In fact, not only can the yin and yang eyes be opened, but seeing some provocative and irritating things can still stimulate his pupils and let him open the yin and yang eyes.

This Lu Yixing specified that he saw a sex toy in the bathroom, so he opened his yin and yang eyes inadvertently.

This Lu Yixing also said vividly: "These little ghosts all died unjustly. You carried several on each of your backs just now. Just now there was a little ghost with a tongue lolling here, riding on Luo On Shengmen’s neck, there was a child with a broken leg, who kept beating me on the back with his broken leg. What’s even more awesome is that there was a little daughter-in-law who was disembowelled, who took her intestines and threw her at you. I'm afraid that if you come out late, you two may burp first..."

I don't know what Rashomon feels like. In short, I feel like I want to spit out my stomach. I feel dizzy, my back hurts, and I'm suffocating.

The thought of a female ghost wrapping intestines around my neck makes my scalp tingle, so that I feel sick at the sight of ham sausages in the next four or five years, let alone those real intestines food too.

Rashomon also looks disgusting, but his self-control is a little bit better, he didn't run away to the side to vomit like me, but patiently said to Lu Yixing: "Actually, this is normal. Phenomena, that family is too evil, and naturally attracts ghosts."

Lu Yixing nodded again and again: "I'm going to treat you today, let's go, let's have a big meal!"

Now I finished throwing up, ran back, and heard Lu Yixing said that he would treat us to a big meal, my heart was a little more balanced.After all, Lu Yixing can earn the six thousand, and the two of us also have credit for it.So I nodded repeatedly and agreed: "Okay, okay, where are we going to eat?"

"I heard that there is a good donkey meat enema nearby, why don't we go to eat donkey meat enema."

intestinal! !

As soon as I heard this word, I couldn't help but ran to the side and vomited wildly.Lu Yixing was still puzzled and asked: "This kid is throwing up his hair."
Rashomon sighed: "Spitting out the intestines."

We still chose to have dinner in the restaurant opposite the school. This is the time for guests to eat, so there is no private room, so we had to order a few dishes in the hall and eat.None of these dishes were offal dishes, because I was worried that I would spit up uncontrollably when I saw the offal.

While eating, Rashomon, who was sitting opposite me, suddenly whispered to us both: "The guy from Black Hand is here, continue eating, don't look back."

I was stunned for a while, and Lu Yixing was also surprised for a while, probably didn't expect that Rashomon also knew about the Black Hand Sect?

But we both recovered quickly and continued to eat as if nothing had happened.

The boy from the black hand school obviously didn't notice us, and sat at a table not far from us, ordered a few small dishes, and started drinking beer in a muffled voice.

Damn it, you evil spirit, you did such an evil thing, killed so many lives cruelly, how dare you come to eat?You are sorry for the animals you ordered.

Now I want to catch this kid and ask him about Long Gen. Finding Long Gen is the best policy.So I discussed with Lu Yixing Rashomon in a low voice: "Let's raid from three sides, how about we capture that kid?"

Rashomon thought for a while, and finally shook his head: "I don't think it's okay to act recklessly. In broad daylight, the three of us attacking one person will inevitably arouse everyone's suspicion. If someone jumps out bravely, it will be troublesome."

"I have a solution." Lu Yixing said: "You guys will wait for us in the Earth Temple at the end of the alley later. I will be responsible for bringing this guy to the Earth Temple."

Luo Shengmen and I looked at each other, and then took a look at Lu Yixing, thinking how could this Lu Yixing be so sure that he could bring the other party to the Earth Temple?But seeing that Lu Yixing was full of confidence, and we had no other choice but to nod in agreement.

Rashomon and I turned around and left, while Lu Yixing walked in front of the black-handed guy, and burst into tears: "Father! I found you, my mother misses you like crazy Ah, hurry up and go back with me, we girls can't do without you..."

(End of this chapter)