Notes on hitting ghosts

Chapter 128 Xishan Hu Qiye

Lu Yixing asked inexplicably, "Is his uncle's idiot down there?"

I asked Lu Yixing to hide aside, and said, "If I'm not wrong, there should be some sensitive things under this floor tile."

As he spoke, he swiftly took out a small folding shovel that he carried with him.This small folding shovel is actually a belt. It was left to my father by my grandfather. My father carried it with him 24 hours a day, saying that it can exorcise evil spirits and so on.

My father is convinced of this, and it is said that the folding shovel has saved my father's life several times before.So this high-quality belt also fell into my hands.

A flick of the belt's straps would activate some sort of switch, turning it into a solid stick.The end is a clip, which also acts as a shovel and is very hard.

After so many years of use, there is still no sign of rust, which shows the high quality of this shovel. It is said that this thing used to come out of a military factory.As for why the military factory made such a thing, I was also very puzzled.

I swiftly used a shovel to pry off the floor tile.After prying it open, I found that there were bricks and cement underneath, which was so hard that my shovel couldn't move it at all.

I glanced at Rashomon, hoping that my mysterious senior brother could find a way to get rid of the cement and bricks.

But when I saw Rashomon's frown, I knew that my cute and cute senior brother had nothing to do.

I took another look at Lu Yixing, and saw that this guy was counting with his eyes closed and pinching his hands, I'll go, he really looks like this.

But I know how this kid knows how to tell shit about Zhouyi fortune-telling, so I cursed: "Lu Zi, you better save that finger and go back and masturbate, don't pretend."

Lu Yixing was not convinced: "It's not something that can be practiced overnight, you have to develop a habit!"

"Then have you figured out how to open this thing?" I asked Lu Yixing.

Lu Yixing nodded: "Don't panic, don't panic, the old god will do the math for you."

I have completely convinced Lu Yixing, this kid probably really regards himself as an old fairy.

Seeing the short black fingers pinching back and forth, I couldn't laugh or cry, this kid probably really entered the role at this moment.

"Ah, yes." Lu Yixing suddenly opened his eyes and said, "We can use an electric drill!"

"Use an electric drill..." I couldn't laugh or cry, I thought I would come up with some clever way after thinking about it for a long time, but I didn't expect it to be such a stupid way.It seems that this kid's problem of committing two crimes has begun again.

Lu Yixing asked Aunt Sun's son to find an electric drill, and then to show that he was really capable, he asked Sun Erniang and his two sons to stay where they were, and asked them to use the electric drill to remove the cement and bricks underground. Drill a big hole.

Coincidentally, Aunt Sun's two sons are both engaged in decoration work, and they are very familiar with electric drills. It didn't take long for the brick to be pried open, and there was soft soil underneath.

After cleaning up the upper layer of soil, we were surprised to find that there was a small box under the soil.Aunt Sun and her two sons were stunned, and asked Lu Yixing with an inexplicable expression: "Master Lu, what is in this box?"

Lu Yixing rubbed his chin and said, "It's filthy."

Shit, of course there has to be filth in here.Because Lu Yixing didn't know what was in it at the time, and he wasn't sure whether it was the meat of a pregnant woman or not, so he gave a dispensable answer.

But Mrs. Sun's family still chose to believe it. I am afraid that when they opened the box later, there was a diamond inside, which of course was within the category of filth.

"Take it out and open it." Lu Yixing ordered.

Aunt Sun's eldest son hurriedly took out the box, then opened the box, and suddenly a rancid smell emanated from the box.I couldn't help frowning, and Lu Yixing couldn't help taking two steps back.

Aunt Sun and her two sons were taken aback by oh my god, they hurriedly stepped back a few steps, and then looked at the things in the box with apprehensive expressions.

Because they are most concerned about what is inside the box, maybe it is the inheritance left by the old man, so they all saw the things inside the first time.

I saw that their expressions were abnormal, so I hurried up to see what was in that box...

I didn't expect to see it like this, and I was so frightened that I couldn't help shivering.His grandma's, I didn't expect that there was an eyeball in the box!
Although many years have passed, the eyeballs have not rotted, and still maintain the shape of the eyeballs, but the liquid inside has evaporated, and they are a little deflated, but the general shape is still there, with white pupils and black eyeballs. Obviously, if you look at the eyeballs, you will even have the illusion that the other person is staring at you.

This thing is really scary enough, no wonder the three people were scared enough just now.

I took a closer look and found that there was some viscous black liquid around the eyeball. It must be the product of blood deterioration, right?It seems that when the eyeball was placed inside the floor tiles, it should be bloody.

"Master Lu, what... what is this?" Aunt Sun was dumbfounded. If she hadn't been supported by her two sons, she would have squatted on the ground by now.

Unexpectedly, he has been sleeping with one eyeball for so many years. It makes people feel as if he has been watched by this eyeball for so many years.

Do you think it's disgusting or not, disgusting or not?

Lu Yixing pinched his fingers again, and finally gave a very correct and vivid answer: "This is, the eyeball!"

Let me go, is he a fool or a blind man, can't he see that this is an eyeball?
But Aunt Sun and her two sons nodded respectfully: "Well, well, why is this eyeball under the floor of my house? How should we deal with this? What does Sun Wen's death have to do with this eyeball?"

Sun Wen?Isn't that Sun Yat-sen?Why did this bastard take the exact same name as Senior Sun?

"How to deal with it? Simple." Lu Yixing said: "Burn it and you'll be fine. Later, I'll dance a part of the Great God to get rid of bad luck in your room. There shouldn't be any problem."

Lu Yixing's way of dealing with it is quite correct, no matter how evil it is, as long as it touches the fire and is burned to ashes, then the evil thing will no longer be evil.

Rashomon also nodded approvingly.

"Okay, okay, let's burn it now, let's burn it now." Aunt Sun said quickly, and at the same time ordered her two sons to take out the eyeballs.

Afterwards, Lu Yixing put on a 'Road Crown', took out the cowhide drum that had been hidden in his pocket all the time, tapped it lightly, and tried the sound effect pretending to be profound, this is awesome Coaxingly said to Aunt Sun: "No matter what I invite later, you must not make a fuss, otherwise you will disturb the old fairy who invited you, and you will be in big trouble if you can't send it away, understand?"

Aunt Sun nodded again and again: "Well, well, don't worry, I will definitely not make a sound."

Lu Yixing just nodded, and then began to jump up and down, and at the same time, he started beating the drum with his hands.

Boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom!

"When it was sunset and it was dark on the west mountain, every household closed the door, nine out of ten had locks, and one door was left open. Birds ran to the mountains, forests and tigers ran to the mountains, magpies whined to the big trees, house sparrows fed pigeons to the eaves, and pedestrians scrambled. The gentleman goes to the inn, and the buddy who plays with money goes to Liangshan."

"Bang Bing is here at my house, with his head against the sky, step two, two, three, three, three, three, three, and then turn to the front of the stage, come to the stage and look down, watching the excitement. I have nothing else to sing for you, sing a Northeast The two-person Zhuan Shen Tune Daquan, we are talking about holding Wenwang drum in the left hand, and Erlangshen's bamboo-jointed whip in the right hand!"

This kid sang and danced at the same time, I couldn't help but want to laugh, and Rashomon could tell that what this kid sang was not a master at all, but Erren Zhuan.

But Rashomon didn't expose it, after all we are friends, if we expose it right now, I'm afraid it will make Lu Yixing unable to step down.

In fact, I don't have any concerns about this, because I think that even if Rashomon exposes it with good intentions, Mrs. Sun will never believe Rashomon.

Lu Yixing's brainwashing skills are not ordinary. That family has completely regarded Lu Yixing as an expert, so how can they listen to other people's opinions?
Lu Yixing danced for a long time, and sang for a long time. When the last drum beat fell, he couldn't help but trembled all over, stopped beating, drooped his head, stared straight at the ground, and remained motionless.

Aunt Sun was terrified and looked at Lu Yixing silently.

"I'm Hu Qiye who practiced in Xishan, what's the point of inviting me here?"

That Aunt Sun was stunned for a moment, I knew I was going to be on the back foot now, so I could only cooperate with Lu Yixing, so I gave Aunt Sun a glare: "What are you doing in a daze, kneel down."

(End of this chapter)